TNG Recut 180 Universal Captain

[CrazyGraham]

Haha! Ed 209 pictures hanging on Jellico's wall.

[TrueGamer181]

Which TNG episode is where Picard was wearing normal clothes and shoots a gun? Or was that from a movie of Patrick Stewart's?

[ajbertorelli]

@TrueGamer181 I think that was from the movie "Safe House." It was a 1998 made for TV movie.

[TheWingless]

Picard, "I'll very quickly get out of my bathrobe and into my suit if I'm going to get shot!"

[GeneralGrin]

@TheWingless obviously he was wearing the bathrobe on top of his suit. or maybe it was a holodeck glitch

[TommyLewJDfacesTH2]

Do you get off hangin out with corpses?!



[windi256]

What movie is Ronny Cox from in this recut? Especially around 1:00. Thanks for another brilliant recut, besides laughing in tears they made watch Safe House and some TNG episodes once again. :)

[kimmolind]

@windi256 I think that part is from Total Recall.

[VulpesFidelis]

I believe you know Commander Dickwad. :oD

[place910]

Even the Romulans hate SOPA

[28CarsLater]

Ships Babe... it seems they finally found a job she was actually competent at doing.

[silaku]

wow. jellico was so tough, the shockwave from the photons hitting his body caused the enterprise to shake!

[Drjrecordz]

That was amazing

[phantomdasilva]

Why isn't troi wearing jack shit when talking to jelicho A man needs his boner

[sciencefictiongeek14]

@phantomdasilva She wasn't on duty

[TheRhinehart86]

I love how these videos are now like 1/3 from other movies, some how it makes them even wackier :D

[Naxwell]

Lol, the claymation doll that they used to represent Dick Jones is so crude it could be any middle aged white guy.

[maxcardun]

Y'know it's very well easy to make these recuts since everyone in the 80's played everyone.

[tomcatm16]

It took me awhile, but I finally get it. This Episode is a very, very barbaric recut of Universal Soldier: The Return!  Well Done and LOL

[CIarKent]

@tomcatm16 Universal Soldier is about 2 soldiers who were brought back to life as zompies and who constantly fight each other.

here both captains were killed and came back and fought each other

[Cmontferrat]

lmfao

[iJamieMoore]

haha data randomly gets mad when his console goes dead. 4:25

[LDG519]

you just gotta love wesly crusher's resurecting nanoprobes

[ebm242]

Ah, I just noticed the Dexter audio clip! The Dexter universe seems like Risa compared to this Enterprise.

[JamesTKirk254]

Love the robocop photos that were behind Jellico in the Ready Room. This was a great one.

[stijnservaes]

He will be missed.  NOT

[cawimmer430]

Stupid Wesley.

[talkahuano]

That was excellent! :D

[Tijnvaassen]

Typical Picard. Hitting on Jellico's wife at his funeral... 5:53

[tallicalad]

Picard... Relentless...!

[takerdust]

Samuel Clemmens must have been hiding in the turbo lifts this whole time.

[TheDyryn]

I love the picture of ED-209 in the background...lol

[CaptainJellico1701d]

good job man

[faa788]

Starfleet regulation 4747, subsection B clearly states that assassinating a senior office is strictly forbidden and will result in severe criminal charges--unless the assassination occurs in the holodeck in a 20th century setting for inexplicable reasons. Then it's totally cool.

[CIarKent]

@faa788 when it happens on the holodeck the assassin can claim it was an accident caused by a holodeck malfunciton. and we know how often these holodeck malfunction

[tharpdevenport]

What if Jelico had an ED-209 hidden on the Enterprise? Picard could walk out a turbo lift and take a step back in surprise (you all know that scene), and then cut to the ED-209, shopped to be in a corridor.

[Tijnvaassen]

"Captain Picard...killed over 55 women and children!" "Sounds like him." A little disappointing, since he was destroying whole planets in his earlier Recut-days...

[tharpdevenport]

@Tijnvaassen

The timeline was reset and Picard started anew, so all those things never happened, so I guess now his total is lower and none of those evil things he did ever happened.

[TheRhinehart86]

@Tijnvaassen That might have just been one incident :P

[IanRed]

I was surprised Data didn't speak at the funeral.

[davidjamessheets]

I'd like to see Captain Jellico duel banjos with Picard.

[Trek001]

Was there a clip from Stargate SG-1 in there as audio

[rustysurfing07]

@Trek001 haha yes. "taking a bullet wasnt part of the plan, but..."

[vulcan280]

holy crap ED-209!

[enkopingsbo]

NOT

[kbrinks]

I love the Robocop tie-in

[pickering86]

Only Picard could get a coffin to travel at warp speed.

[PolyhedronClock]

retreating to the holodeck isn't one of the safest activities on the enterprise it seems.

[SirColAmiX]

Sounds like him. LOL

[ElectricMoonlight]

Took me a while to notice the ED-209 pictures.

[bazzatheblue]

I liked Jellicoe, nearly as mean Picard.

[ublade82]

lol @ the art Jellico has in his ready room

[Hadowsay019]

WE DEMAND NAKED MARK TWAIN NEXT TIME!

[EvilTonyAlmeida]

Dang Picard, that's one pimped out coffin!

I agree with everyone else; this may just be your best work yet! It's amazing that you still keep things fresh after 180 episodes.

[stevensjobs]

@EvilTonyAlmeida I agree,..it wasnt nessesary lol funny but it was cool that it almost was like a real story line.



[Astro7Nut]

Happy New Year everyone!

[Hadowsay019]

Best Recut EVER!

[28CarsLater]

For the crew of the Enterprise, it will be a very happy new year indeed.

[iamhasanshahid]

Mr. Worf: Photon torpedoes, MAXIMUM yield; full spread. LOL

[scockery]

The funniest part to me was 5:53 when Picard comforts random blonde girl.

[kanyehater100]

Picard kills Captain Jellico, delivers a lackluster burial speech, and immediately moves in on Mrs. Jellico. Nice XD

[Anarchist86ed]

Yo, General, how come in so many of your recuts you have frame rate problems? Come on, bra, you anger The Picard with loss of frame rate...

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[TerranRich]

Fucking Samuel Clements. I fucking LOST IT. :D

[cwc2311]

"Taking a bullet was not part of my original plan, but the Enterprise is mine now." Unfortunately for Jellico, he ended up taking a lot more bullets. At least he was smart enough to avoid the turbolifts though. You never know when Data will be prowling around.

[Darkwizzrobe]

Not just a TNG recut but also another Robocop alternative ending as well nice

[RealIbbz]

LOL at the ED209 concept images in the Captain's ready room.

[worldofdraculas]

You'd think after all of these holodeck assassinations, they'd just stop going there.

[greenthousands]

Loved it when Data pounded in frustration on the console.

[RobTFirefly]

General, you have outdone yourself sir!

[fightinfilipino]

was the Mark Twain bit a nod to the Jandrew TNG edits?

[Katsuhisa777]

@fightinfilipino No doubt.

[LocksAndChains]

I love Pulaski's smile upon the declaration of death...

[TheADPOL]

I love how Jellico has ED-209 pictures mounted on the wall in his ready room. I dread to think what kind of terrible scheme he could have put together with an army of those. I also wonder why Jellico enjoys portraying villainous characters on the holodeck when he himself is exactly like that. There's no fantasy adventures there!

[computercraftsman]

and a Happy New Year to you too, Gerneral!

[SugarDemon1035]

Was that bit near the end from Robocop?

[JustinLRyan]

Photon Torpedos (full spread and maximum yield none the less) seems to solve many problems. Couldnt agree more ;-)

[CommanderArchangel]

I'd stop going into the holodeck or lock the safety protocols

[nyhilusofborg]

yes i thought that was the tooth fairy from dexter... what movie is picard in with a sniper though?

[JustinLRyan]

@nyhilusofborg

Safe House?

[nyhilusofborg]

@JustinLRyan thank you for introducing me to that exceptional film. my life is now complete.

[nominalvelocity]

Yep, sounds like him.

[Chriskey83]

Also Picard's honourable retirement in the swimming pool was hilarious.

[Chriskey83]

Jellico just keeps coming back for more.

[v3g374]

One of your finest recuts General! Well done! :D

[VaterOrlaag]

- Nice shooting, son. What's your name?

- Picard!

[Monsposse]

You matched the dialogue with the deck number on the turbolift door ... not even the real TNG managed that every time.

[nominalvelocity]

@Monsposse or even some of the time.

[dsiegel2001]

Nice ED209 in the background

[PhysicsProfessorMan]

NOT!!! ROFL 5:47 - 5:50

[Spirotica182]

"Captain Picard landed on Celtris 3 and murdered over 50 women and children" Riker: That sounds like him alright.

[KakashiBallZ]

ROFL WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE CLIPS AHAHAHAHAHA

[TheCormTube]

Loving Samuel Clements guest appearance!

[Amar7605]

This Picard/Jellico arc was just hilarious. Well done!

[randybob275]

Killed over 55 women and children, sounds like him. That was great.

[42underscored]

One of your best!

[TheVoxas]

data rage was awesome :D

[magustx]

this is one of the best episodes ever!

[StarTrekMarco]

lmfao@ 2:33

this has to be the best recut so far! well done!!!

[redplague]

Thumbs up if you've knocked one off because of Beverly Crusher.

[andysim232]

Picard is the ultimate Troll.

[tynansylvester]

This one is awesome.

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★

[TheNovum]

ED-209!!!!! 

[Danny77uk]

This is one of the funniest recuts I've seen in ages!

[kev3d]

Picard doesn't take long to "violate the prime directive" with Jelico's widow.

[Anarchist86ed]

You Can't kill The Picard... he's a god.

[bsgtrekfan88]

Happy New Year! LOL for ED-209!!

@GeneralGrin - I look foreword to your efforts in this new year sir!

[frankgarrey]

Nice Gazorra reference at 4:52 there.

[Whosthatmiscreant]

An English Tar is a souring soul...

[dagorlad3]

YES! Mark Twain is back!

[Irrenmann]

This is a triumph

Highlights: satisfied Pulaski, the sounds coming out of the coffin, the enormous overkill at the end

[Pilaf1984]

Why was I expecting a Shai Hulud song there at the end? o_O

[Borastheantichrist]

Ronny Cox quotes from Dexter = awesome

[Whosthatmiscreant]

Ed troll zero NIEN.

[mmr11027]

That movie with Patrick Stewart in a T-shirt, then bathrobe--what is that? And did that guy say...Nipple Parade?

[faa788]

@mmr11027 It's from a movie called Safe House.

[mmr11027]

@faa788 Thanks!

[CIarKent]

@mmr11027 make sure you watch the previous recut as well since this one is a continuation of the same story

[tleshuk]

"he will be sorely missed....not!"

[tomcatm16]

@tleshuk lol yeah, that part made me crack up. :D

"Send me out with a bang!"

Picard: "Photon torpedoes maximum yield! FIRE!"

[alpiazza]

Wasn't expecting Mark Twain to show up again. Brilliant! Woo hmm hmm woo yes!

[Whosthatmiscreant]

I bet tis kid gets schooled epicard style.

[tb342]

Commander Dick Wad and Ship's Babe!

[MrHoppers002]

i always hated captain jellico lol

[JoshGilhen]

LOL @ Jellico with all the Robocop art.

[573f4n]

Yeah, ED-209

[TheRealityJack]

"Sounds like him" -> Indeed! lol

[Tahkaullus01]

NOT!

[Foebane72]

Ronny Cox IS Da Captain! :D

[ummmwhatnow]

Loved it! Awesome editing!

[photographer85]

lol... that smile at 2:23

[chockn]

Absolutly Brilliant!



[CaptainPositron]

That holodeck sure comes in handy for explaining non-trek elements.

[BrigadierGeneralMB]

First!