How to Commit Suicide

[legacy825]

what a pussy.

[bowregard33673]

Im going to also

[meganhunter2]

you dumb ass, I was searching for a real commiting suiside video, cause I'm going to

[Sternburger27]

@meganhunter2 please don't

[FairyG0RGEOUS]

@meganhunter

PLEASE DONT! you're worth so much more <3 Do the right thing

[DoesUrKneeGrow]

That little whore!

[russianmotherfuck100]

YOUR A FUCKING LITTLE BITCH

[ParkerDaMex]

it didn't work. :(

[zelodec]

why is he even popular. youtube has just too many justin bieber family members. like he.

[Awesome4985]

Your disgusting bitch

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

I couldn't solve a Rubix cube so I decided to come here.

[IraqiAtheistGirl]

wtf asshole

[RealUFOfan]

LET'S ALL THUMBS DOWN AND FLAG HIS VIDEO! GIVE THIS VIDEO AS MANY THUMBS DOWNS AS YOU CAN!

[karati1230]

Fred wannabe

[KikiXcupcake]

dont try to be fred. stfu

[DeusFoarthir]

@KikiXcupcake ... Really... REALLY!? ...

[KikiXcupcake]

@DeusFoarthir yes REALLLY idiot

[DeusFoarthir]

@KikiXcupcake Go Back to Early Videos and Check out anything he said that involves "Stupid people" in the name. He's Talking about You,

[KikiXcupcake]

@DeusFoarthir i dont give a fuck so i suggest wasting your time typing another comment, cause idgaf

[cadebelseth89]

dude SHUT THE FUCK UP

[TheTitles]

piss take



[lovelessemogurl13]

I think it's both their fault. He's cute. Lol

[coraziel21]

he is a virgin

[coraziel21]

retard!!!

[coraziel21]

youre retard

[Matfathew]

Wow people are mad. I appreciated the joke. If you choose to pull the trigger, do it somewhere far away from here

[tengisandluigi]

how to suicide : listen to baby ( justin bieber) and friday(rebbeca black) both at the SAME TIME!!

[DeusFoarthir]

@tengisandluigi Impossible, The Fabric of Reality could not withstand such an event!

[WEIRDALYO]

the voice really makes the video lmao

[gtaiv117]

take this video off now...

[TheDisturbism]

How to commit suicide?... Showgirls.

[Lenwelocked]

Girls fault

[slain1000]

Damn im rolled, wanted advice to sucide, damn it

[MrsDanielleGrimes]

You have amazing eyes.... Xxx

[kjtrwarhead]

Thanks for the info on alisha. you saved me from prison. haha

[mc2890]

you are such an idiot. You are the only person who should commit suicide and you hopefully will after realising 1) you're not funny and 2) after realising how much shit you have on the internet (you have links to other stupid things you have put on the net e.g. twitter) you'll hopefully realise you dont have a real life, just a "virtual life", so its not worth living anyway.

[Nokoff3]

What the fuck in hell shit you smoking boy?

[TheAlcavallaro]

after watching this video i feel like killing u instead of committing suicide

[ajhrockerboy6]

@TheAlcavallaro agreed. kill this faggot. 

[chok0gal]

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK STFU !!!!!!!!

[HaleySharkey]

@sxephil SHUT UP!!!! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!­! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! THAT STUFF IS NOT FUNNY!

[welkflingers]

After watching your vid I now really want to know how to commit suicide.

[welzen]

oh so that's how to commit suicide. Watch a video of annoying youtube whore sxephil until your brain wills itself into death to escape.

[death6998]

Piss off the mob...thats a good way

[AmerikanHustla]

you should have added subtitles to this bull shit.

[RatedUNRATED]

I'm suicidal and I think the same thing as Phil so why don't you all grow some balls , because if you do need to google it .... Just do it!

[JJtv909]

I want to die

[Jasmin96961]

@JJtv909 so do i

[GruntHappyStudios]

Thanks for helping me commit suicide!

[Voltronic9]

why is it that the nice caring people that end up with depression and other things? but yet this gutless asshole critizes it by making a joke. dude i hope you get cancer and have your balls cut off! id never say that 2 someone, but i really can not believe this dude!

[p00nerbro1]

@Voltronic9 madbro?



[Voltronic9]

I have depression and mental shit and i attempted suicide before, the fuckin faggot in this video is a useless peace of shit........Ive always said that no one deserves to go threw what I do and others with depression and shit..... but this fucker does! let this faggot exprence pain and then he will post videos wanting help looking 4 advice 2 feel better but we will not help him.....your a fuckin asshole man, go fuck yourself

[inspiredbydaisy]

I miss this intro.

[weasleygirl1]

suicidal people r pathetic

[Voltronic9]

@weasleygirl1 are your a useless slut

[vladdracula3]

@Voltronic9 talk to her like that and i'll cut ur fucking nuts off, you bum ass loser

[Voltronic9]

@vladdracula3 fuck you, why are you intrusted in my nuts?? fag

[Voltronic9]

@weasleygirl1 and you think your better???

[PhilomathBret]

For all the people that came here because they want to end their lives, DON'T LOSE HOPE! Seek help. Call a suicide help line. I used to want to die and so have some of my friends. Things got much better for us and now we're very happy to still be around. So keep on going. There is light at the end of the tunnel.

[brama1969]

What an unfunny and ugly faced douche bag.

[WWEKhanToolz]

YES! Now i know how to commit suicide the next time i see Justin Bieber Face!

[FallingSky7]

How to commit suicide..get a gun and watch this video

[michaeljacksonluvagi]

U FUCKUP!!! DONT EVEN TALK TO ME FAG!!!!!

[michaeljacksonluvagi]

U think ur funny bro? There are people like me who REALLY want to die and ur making a damn joke out of it? U are a SICK FUCK!!!

[stealers30]

kool video hell ya

[j0elleands0phia]

If you think suicide is a joke, fuck you. I lost my mom because of suicide. I found her hanging. I was 15. Every 40 seconds, someone commits suicide. It's people like you who make people feel unworthy of life. "If you're stupid enough to have to google a way to kill yourself, you might as well just do it." Oh, how nice. Suicide is NOT a joke, at all. Apparently you've never lost anyone close to you. Find a way to get attention without being a total fucking douche. Yeah, Thanks, Bye. -Sophia

[Str8NStiffXBOX360]

@j0elleands0phia thx, ill go kill myself now. all i wanted to know is how to do it effectively, see, ive tried once before and it didnt work, so i want to find out how it will work :'(

[daveforfun22]

go fuck yourself some people are actually trying to find a way to end it

[oli1058010]

man, it happened 2 me. I am 24....I almost fall in love w8 a girl who is 13yr old asian girl. but she act like 20 yr. I thought she was short and skinny ... but i was lucky i saw her in the bus in school dress......offffffffffff......­.....so I can say it is always Girls fault... why the f*#k they told us lie?

[ihatemw3]

DUMBASS VIDEO

[Maytimepunkz]

GIRL'S FAULT bitches be crazy, which makes being one I little awkward :/

[XbullsniperX]

i actually want to commit suicide

[cambell9]

@XbullsniperX mee to i fucking hate my life

[kawaiisrs07]

@XbullsniperX really?

[luckyluckyemmy]

google how to do it first.(killing yourself) heaven forbid you do it wrong and become not only a burden on yourself but on someone else too..... fuckup

[STROKINmyWOOKIE]

massive loss of respect for you.

[tazsta10]

How the hell can a thirteen year old even look like a nineteen year old wtf

[SparklyAngelofgod]

How does a 21 year old get mistaken for 12-16 years of age?

[SparklyAngelofgod]

response to tazsta 10

[EPICHASE97]

hahahhaha

[gentrysnavat]

You are TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD TO BE acting like that you fucking troll! GO KILL YOURSELF!

[covococo96]

Thanks to u imma go suicide.... Thanks for the support bro :(

[TimMcMahonRocks]

this is so creepy on so many levels.

[PhizzleK96]

@thepingu39 this video is so old.. Go watch new ones. Idiot



[thepingu39]

1.don't try to imitate others

2.u're so stupid i don't get what you;re saying

3.get a life

[TheSneeakyNinjas]

fred wannabe

[alex404404]

2008 phill = fag 2011 phill = BEAST

[jjenson2006]

Thumbs up if you couldn't get past watching the first 30 seconds of this.

[Ironbat147]

is there anyway to suicde without pain

[CANEHDUHGUY]

the last 5 people obviously typed in youtube "How to Commit Suicide" and they got this... LOL!

[INSANEMETALHEAD100]

@CANEHDUHGUY this was actually in my suggestions box which is weird i was just watching gameplay videos

[blownfuse1231]

weird get a life

[blownfuse1231]

dumb ass

[krisfaraday]

what the F♫♫♫k is this??? how come this video got a million????

[coop878]

u suck

[kristinadamsfan]

this got a million? THIS IS FUCKING STUPID!

[subbasskilla]

i think people who want to fuck that bad to go online and look for pussy, should check out the sight on how to kill yourself

[The732Productions]

I wass expecting the lexington stele but instead he gave me the asian invasion no there was no pussy popping lol

[The732Productions]

lmfao

[TheNathanNS]

0:00 someone shoot me please

[LeeLaz2008]

@TheNathanNS THAT is a way to commit suicide!

[eg2597]

@TheNathanNS i really want to be shot i'm bored here on earth

[3723mgrah]

all the hate people have problems...

[iiJoshbromley]

you fucking gay cunt

[RnB151]

Go fuck a cow.

[delideliver]

I was in the military many years ago and under military law,statutory rape is 20 years automatically,it does NOT matter if the person lied about their age,showed you a fake ID or anything,personally I thought something like this was entrapment

[aardfay]

Morris Williams slept with Dean believing she was 19. When he started to suspect she was not of legal age he went to Alisha’s father, Jerry Dean, who told Williams that Alisha was in fact just 13. Dean’s father then called the police and had Williams prosecuted. He is currently serving a year in jail which will be followed by five years of ankle-tracking probation.

[ccjester]

how about just date people for real befor jumping in the sack with them

[MrOutPsycho]

u suck u boring piece of shit

[Toninho7910]

shut up simon!!

[dancer4eva24]

NOW I REALY WANN COMITT SUICIDE

[n00dzplzz]

dude i want to fucking kill u u just pissed me off even way more ok fuck u peace of shit

[TheKaitiebug123]

it both cause for one she shouldnt even be on that kind of website more likely putting a fake age and he should have met the father before even getting in bed with her i mean seriously

[iluvmydogteddy]

The girls fault shez the perv XD

[DryGin1769]

stupid mada fucker 

[MsTooLazyToMakeAName]

im callin shenanigans on this girl everyone get the brooms=

[uhavemooface]

I want to kill myself by drinking a lot. I don't like myself and want to die.



[SSClov]

@horrificpunkfreak Ummm. This was supposed to be funny. He was paying tribute to fred.

[horrificpunkfreak]

Get FWUCKED You Ugly Looking Britteny Spears Face TURD Of Uh Cunt

FWUCK OFF!!!!!! I Wanted To Commit Suicide Because I Watched This Video.....

And u Ripped Me Off!

[Death2wrestlingBJJ]

JUST GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELF YOU RACIST GAY FUCKER... Id rather listen to the REAL gay fred

[killerjo2010]

chipmunk porno

[MrDanny0924]

The girl should be put in cps if her parents werent smart enough to put an end to her having sex with older men after the first time. And the guy should be let free and cleared if all charges.!!

[KebbyTheProphet]

@normansmother1 hes sayin negative shit in this video

[bigale57]

im sorry just not funny, bro a hate comment either i just dont find it funny

[acecanacan101]

exorcist 

[givemericht]

That's racist! And you suck.

[xLUNAxLOVEGODDESSx]

Hump me

[SparkSSBM]

@normansmother1 lol its a joke

[0honey0U]

if they were married, that cud have been avoided, end of text

[Carterofthedead]

I had a wierd thought, any kid who has q crush on some1 they kno is a pedophile

[TheBlaketalks]

that BITCH!

[hebboy99]

@novadrian spell favor the American way douche.

[dukewgs]

qotd girls fault

[PaintballAce7]

ron jeremy

[novadrian]

I didn't laugh once. You're crap, smug, know nothing, have experienced nothing and provide nothing.... a sort of junior Glenn Beck.... Please kill yourself and do the youtube community a favour.

[killercookie777]

its both there fault cause why didnt the guy learn her age before he slept with her and why did she lie lol

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

This guy seems to spend an inordinate amount of time immersed in thought regarding penises. Fine for him if that's where he is, I suppose, but I really don't want to know about it.

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

Bitches...be...crazy

That's all I can say

[wildkatgrrr]

This kid is stupid I cant believe he has so many views!!!!



[50thcenturycod]

more like 2 inches...

[MyCoolrunnings]

i would take anyone here for a death fight ... i would make ye all scream

[matasking99]

your fuckin retard

[epicdisaster4life]

hahaah that just made me laugh sweet!!

[Azoicum]

now they have sex-trio stand-off with charles shaytard...

[MrDavejohn1]

what a load of crap

[RedBasikin]

watch my vids, new too vlogging, hoping

to get some feedback??

[jerksiminia]

just another nobody on the channel, guys. Just don't listen to him, I did and he sucked so f!cking hard xO I just can't believe it that some organisme made such fools..

[buugiman78]

Who the fuck is ugly irritating fag! Go die or something!

[averyminya]

This hurt my ears

[mustxgetxout]

he is right ugly doesn't have an age, obviously the blame goes to the girl i don't even get why it's a question.

[didondio]

wow 2008

[orion4mm]

Her fault :o

[infinityblablabla]

Too bad he didn't commit suicide.

[fZuZZ]

I'm sorry... Not for you, but for me, for clicking on your link...

Short version; STOP!

NORMAL VERSION; If you wanna be youtube popular, you are too slow.

Long version; X!))!!!€€¤¤¤#¤# castle £${{[[[[[[[, mmmmbut, {{{{ no?

[fZuZZ]

@fZuZZ

BTW. I HOPE you want the... Recipy? Rcepe? The formula, for killing oneself....

Retaphin. All the way. Just ask Jon Lajoie....

[73Stargazer]

wow this is annoying. why oh why am i still watching this?...

[chodewarriors1123]

Go fuck yourself Phill.

[XristarasGamieste]

id love to shoot a hole through your annoying head

[ladylovedoll]

you idiot you're just copying fred

and i really want to know howto kill myself so the vid sucks

[MrEamonnn]

die lady

[projectREDRUM]

Idiot below me

[Telemuv]

QUESTION! If you are too stupid to commit suicide how do you do it?!

[kiwicat262]

i want to kill myself because of his voice.....omfg sooo anoying

[Y0UIIK1LL3DIIK3NNii]

that stupid bitch

[GeneralMcNuggs]

Wow this faggot. If I was his rents I'd have had an abortion. I'm sure his rents are also gay that molested him and made him into this flaming queer.

[MangekyouSasuke01]

So annoying.....n yh, girls do have orgasms.

[CommunistPikachu]

@MangekyouSasuke01 its funny because not one girl in the world has had an orgasm! they only say they do because they are jealous that guys can have them even with the ugliest girls.haha. as long as it has a pussy, you go for it! BE AWESOME (in comparison to mediocracy)