what i do: drink coffe then trow it in toilet, then i get clipbord and push against wall(it says the secuence of game lol) then i put that in toilet, then i take radio with me(sometimes i get it past the particle feild!)
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WIL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST PSSIBLE BY THE LOVE OF YOU YOUR LIFE TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
@Vip3rC4in0022 ITS HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION APERTURE SCIENCE WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN FOR THE GOOD OF ALL OF US EXCEPT THE ONES WHO ARE DEAD
Hello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these coments
0:32 Person: Lol let's see if there anything in this cup but water....
(Brakes) oh no NOW i have to clean this up! And weres the trash? Oh well i'll us the toilet... (Put's in) (Looks at desk) Oh no more bills!!! (Put's in toilet)
Cave Johnson here. Is your toilet boring? Do you just give it crap all the time? Well that is all going to change. Introducing the talking toilet! Every time you flush it it says [toilet voice:] Thank you for your business. [Cave Johnson] In fact we tested it with babies, and it makes them potty trained one hundred eighty seven percent faster. Good work boys. Now can we make something that will train me? I mean, come on. I've been telling you to get on ever since that two the other day.
Let's just put all thses broken pieces in the toilet and hide it with this clipboard(piece comes out) UGH! GLaDOS: hello! Me: Son of a-
EpicStarSpirit 2 days ago
I'm going to unbalance it. Youmadfags?
Videoteur 4 days ago
balanced 463
kikincuk 4 days ago
Balanced to 461
LeonFuego 5 days ago
Balanced to 460 ;)
Burnout609 5 days ago
Lol i liked
TheFiresFrostX 6 days ago
BALANCED 458 :D
vid0watcher 6 days ago
still alive on radio
MarijuanaSmoothies 6 days ago
BALANCED TO 457
123pen18 1 week ago
That's 1 minute of my life I can't get back.
groovygower 1 week ago 2
I disbalanced the bar. Someone balance it.
ellpana 1 week ago
hehe balanced it back to 442
akiraa1996 2 weeks ago
I ALWAYS WANTED TO FLUSH A TOILET! OMG!
KolesMen11 2 weeks ago
some one dislike QUICK - balance the bar
OmRandEr 2 weeks ago
@OmRandEr you are welcome
bobhope12341 2 weeks ago
@bobhope12341 cheers dude
OmRandEr 2 weeks ago
DON'T change like or dislike
glenday999 2 weeks ago
433 dislikes and 433 likes. omg
shadowkilledsonic9x 2 weeks ago
I would give this a thumbs up...But the symmetry of 432 likes and 432 dislikes alone...! What shall I do? Eh, I'm giving it a thumbs up :-)
VegitarianWolf 2 weeks ago
431 likes 431 dislikes :>
DeadlyLady120235 2 weeks ago
put a portal in the tiolet and another right above it on the cieling. :)
jamvan1000 2 weeks ago
Hehe...the ending song from Portal 2 is playing on the radio~
xNaitoxXxNightx 2 weeks ago
@xNaitoxXxNightx Actually, That's from Portal 1 ("Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton)
dza94 2 weeks ago
oh toliet good times good times
raulortiz1844 3 weeks ago
Why is Demi Lovato's Skyscraper in my related videos...
xLollipopSmilessx3 3 weeks ago
426 likes and 426 dislikes.lol
codfan571 3 weeks ago
oh, yes. because i spend all of my free time smashing things and putting then in the toilet.
hbvollyball 3 weeks ago 15
@hbvollyball: HAHAHAHA! Best comment! You forgot one thing... flushing the toilet, after you fill it up with broken stuff.
megadriver6 15 hours ago
0:46 Me: MY GOD! What have you Ate?!?!?
gam3zRmyl1f3 3 weeks ago
had to dislike to dislike to even it out sorry
thegodyfromcp 3 weeks ago
412 likes, 412 dislikes, MWAHAHAHAHAHA. Thinkin' with portals!
1slena 1 month ago
just think. that's going to kill a whale.
(whale eats the stuff in the toilet and dies.)
nickiminajlover121 1 month ago
I've stuck the radio in the bed before it closed and it started sputtering sparks and jumping around.
Sylar03 1 month ago
if u listen closely to the radio you can hear the ending song of portal
xzEliteGamingzx 1 month ago
@xzEliteGamingzx lol your right now every time i hear it i start to sing along with the ending lyrics hahaha
reecejohnson47 1 month ago
@xzEliteGamingzx It's the same song, the music playing in the radios is an instrumental version of it.
lsrwLuke 1 month ago
Now it's uneven again... MUAHAHAHUHAHAHSUDUAHAHAU
leonsaycheese 1 month ago
@leonsaycheese fixed.
HappleProductions 1 month ago
@HappleProductions Fuck you. LOL
leonsaycheese 1 month ago
I made it 400 likes 400 dislikes :D
Fizzlesmirk 1 month ago
the like bar is the same
mcalmusica201 1 month ago
@mcalmusica201 changed it :3
pinoyboy239 1 month ago
omg,the music in the background is still alive like an eleator song!
TheBrainStrings 1 month ago 3
OMFG THE TOILET TALKED!!!!! lol i know cuz i play portal 1 & 2
thecrappingtree 1 month ago
@MataHari1994 NOT ANYMORE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
SealedBaylor 1 month ago
@SealedBaylor balance restored
SunshineTheif 1 month ago
...There isn't any 480p...weird...
InnerVision115 1 month ago
omg, the like dislike bar is perfection
MataHari1994 1 month ago
Her name is chell
Skateking1449 1 month ago
Saw this video a long time ago, got portal yesterday, now I break the cup and put it in the toilet and flush every time I start a game
XeindiorulezFTW 1 month ago 2
0:15 did... did the toilet say "more feces is appreciated"? o_0
obenrob 1 month ago 3
@obenrob Really? I thought it said your business is appreciated
arham6cools 1 month ago
I do this every time I play Portal~
MiyariShirou 1 month ago
i cant shit when everybody see me
bestkirmes 1 month ago
LOL that's what I always do
NoFatAsiansPlz 1 month ago
Haha spongebob!!!
asianroadkill97 2 months ago
i think i know what the problem is. your tolit as a Shockey thing in it
catboyfilms2 2 months ago 2
And i thought I'm the only one who does that
Zun4mi 2 months ago
press the winter button and it snows interactive snowflakes!1!
GravityClear 2 months ago
0:34
Goodbye my only mug
Oh, did you think i meant you
Well that would be funny, if it weren't
so sad
One day they will find the mess
So they could fix the damn mug
And then maybe
I'll stop feeling so sad
SoLSn1p3r 2 months ago 2
The comments are more interesting... O_O
rohan21166 2 months ago
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The mug and clip board go down less than my girlfriend.
VerboseTwo92320 2 months ago
The mug and the clip board won't go down just like my girlfriend.
VerboseTwo92320 2 months ago
Thumbs u if you were waiting that she was going to flosh the cup and the clipboard.
jorritnicna1 2 months ago 2
there aint any toilet paper
not cool
Yaharrr 2 months ago
Cup go down the hole...
Clipboard go down the hole...
Kitty go down the hole...
ScottQB4 2 months ago
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
Ivan199289 2 months ago
my reaction wen the guy puts the broken glass in toilet:OMG A TURD
billyboob12jet 2 months ago
*flush*
Your business is appreciated
Me- LOL
minmin639 2 months ago 93
@minmin639 It did that to me when i flushed piece of mug lol
TTlittleladybug 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you got done with training in SoccerStar when he flushed!!
OliverIsAGamer 3 months ago
What I do is:
1. Break the mug
2. Glitch the mug pieces through the glass
3. Glitch the lamp on the ceiling with radio
4. Put the clipboard inside the toilet
5. Radio on toilet
6. And off we go...
ksgog 3 months ago
what i do: drink coffe then trow it in toilet, then i get clipbord and push against wall(it says the secuence of game lol) then i put that in toilet, then i take radio with me(sometimes i get it past the particle feild!)
ihavesparta 3 months ago
GMOD
marcusprich 3 months ago
@marcusprich i can has i use i win
DJCreeperMC 2 months ago
hahahah I always break the mug and put it in the toilet xDD
crizyheartschucks 3 months ago
thats what i did too XD
124Nightwing 3 months ago
I actually managed to flush down a piece of the mug...
yuliting1999 3 months ago 106
@yuliting1999 Me too
SirCommoner 1 month ago
@yuliting1999 i tried that the mug did not fit
XxMaD0BoMbErxX 2 weeks ago
...
jcaster1000 3 months ago
...
jcaster1000 3 months ago
Why does the salsa theme always remind me of Kingdom for Keflings?
ShoeUnited 3 months ago
LOL
I did the EXACT same thing the first time I played the game xD
avok95 3 months ago 2
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WIL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST PSSIBLE BY THE LOVE OF YOU YOUR LIFE TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
awsomosamproductions 3 months ago
Toilet:You're Business is Appreciated.
Me:WTF O.O A TALKING TOILET O.O
tampusfe 3 months ago
@tampusfe toilet: now take another shit in me so I can tell you where to shop!
MrLolfreak21196 3 months ago
@MrLolfreak21196 a talking toilet O.O
tampusfe 2 months ago
Why do some videos, like this one, not have a 480p option but have 720p? WHY THE JUMP!?
MWilliamGoody2303 3 months ago
OK, seriously: from all the people who played Portal, who did NOT do that?
EPR89 3 months ago
does anyone else notices that the music coming from the radio is the ending song 'still alive' ???
MrMACACE12 3 months ago 2
@MrMACACE12 THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS YOU ARE MY HERO
666MEIR666 3 months ago
WHY DIDN'Y YOU FLUSH THE STUFF
niceguysfly 3 months ago
Your business is appreciated. LOL!
xergxilla 3 months ago
Best minute I've had all day
tehghostcomics 3 months ago
*flushes* Ur business is appreciated.
GLADOS KNOWS WE'RE POOPING?????????? DDDDDD=
Macintosh3745 4 months ago 3
I need a toilet saying that every time i shit in it.
uberl33tguy 4 months ago
the toilet must haave a portal
FryLeelaAndBender1 4 months ago
fun...
chrischendes 4 months ago
IS IT GMOD?????
beiberlove2011 4 months ago
@beiberlove2011 ARE YOU RETARDED?
It's on PC, yes, but more than likely not GMOD.
THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE 4 months ago
@TheMotherfluffer BUT THERE'S NO SENSE CRYING OVER EVERY MISTAKE! YOU JUST KEEP ON TRYING UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF CAKE
kittyandstars777 4 months ago
@kittyandstars777
And the science gets done, and you Make a neat gun, for the people who are. Still alive!
ChannelNoob 4 months ago
LOL i like to sing along with the radio
i tried to sing still alive fast
THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
IM MAKING A NOTE HERE
HUGE SUCCESS
NANANA..ER..... NANAN...NA..satisfaction
Vip3rC4in0022 4 months ago
@Vip3rC4in0022 ITS HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION APERTURE SCIENCE WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN FOR THE GOOD OF ALL OF US EXCEPT THE ONES WHO ARE DEAD
TheMotherfluffer 4 months ago
SO HARDCORE
tokiozelda 4 months ago
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SoxGaming1 4 months ago
0:44 we've got a runner!
crosspolaris 4 months ago 3
can you do that!/ omgz
DarkTripods07 4 months ago
STAY ALIVE.
Gunner3210 4 months ago
thats so many 2 things you can do
coffeefundmusic 4 months ago
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Hello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these coments
EpicAwesomenessTV 4 months ago
Me: Oh crap I just broke a mug... umm.. I know! I'll shove it down the toilet.
Me: And use this clipboard to cover it up
Me: Oh no!! That just shoved a piece back out!
GLaDos: Hello and again, Welcome to the-
Me: *Stay calm... I don't think she noticed...
xmysticful 5 months ago 450
@xmysticful genius!
VampireMerdog888 4 months ago
@xmysticful I was like that.. Maybe that's why she tried killing us..
TheSimsMusicCo 3 months ago
I just flush the radio down the toilet O_O
Azylint 5 months ago
what about jamming the radio into your bed as it closes, and watching it glitch?
Zach1231982 5 months ago
What did GLaDOS say was appreciated when the dude flushed the toilet?
DarthChiisius 5 months ago
@DarthChiisius "your business is appreciated"
t0x0cduff1vids 5 months ago
@DarthChiisius That wasnt glados,it was the toilet ;)
XTGNecro 4 months ago
0:24 Hey, what's this?
(breaks cup)
Oh no, better hide this!
GLaDOS: Hello, and again...
I hope she dosen't notice...
TheHelasia 5 months ago
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i this every time!
mexuza 5 months ago
I can just picture chell doing this. xD
Naeka 5 months ago
the companion toilet will never threaten to stab you,but he WILL shoot crap at you al the time
punch3322 5 months ago
she didn't flush:(
CiprianAndrei777 5 months ago
0:32 Person: Lol let's see if there anything in this cup but water....
(Brakes) oh no NOW i have to clean this up! And weres the trash? Oh well i'll us the toilet... (Put's in) (Looks at desk) Oh no more bills!!! (Put's in toilet)
RightStar2000 5 months ago
first time i heard the toilet voice i though it said,"Your feces are appreciated" O_o
DanielHufford 5 months ago
@DanielHufford It did. XD
xWasabiNekoProx 5 months ago
SPAAAAAAAAACE
AnimeLoveBy99 5 months ago
0:34
even though you dropped me
and broke me to pieces
and threw every piece
into a toilet.
As it flushed it span around and made me laugh
SHIBAInuFilms 5 months ago 30
@SHIBAInuFilms "eccept i didnt laugh..."
sporeman1331 2 months ago
and how is shoving things into the toilet fun?
AGoldSoldier 5 months ago
How to clog the toliet.
failuzre 5 months ago
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Oh crap I broke the mug.
I'll just shove it in the toilet before GLaDOS notices.
It's still there! Maybe this clipboard will cover it.
Nooo. That shoved a piece out. Quickly get it back in!
GLaDOS is here, act normal, act normal.
I don't think she noticed...
HBProductions101 5 months ago
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Oh crap I broke the mug.
I'll just shove it in the toilet before GLaDOS notices.
It's still there! Maybe this clipboard will cover it.
Nooo. That shoved a piece out. Quickly get it back in!
GLaDOS is here, act normal, act normal.
I don't think she noticed...
1MikeLaz 5 months ago
SHUT UP GLaDOS IM TAKING A SHIT
yayed1234 5 months ago 187
@yayed1234 #LOL
firedude597 4 months ago
@yayed1234 lolz
ben1000015 4 months ago
@yayed1234 hahahaha!
theflyingcatz 3 months ago
I didn't know that you could flush....! XD
brunettevideos 6 months ago 4
Why didn't you flush!?
Ticyman 6 months ago 6
This video:
How to act like everyone does in the AC Relaxation Vault.
That70BrawlBandicoot 6 months ago
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PUT A RADIO IN THE TOILET
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
xFrost47xMaplestory 6 months ago
Now you're thinking with port-holes!
xFrost47xMaplestory 6 months ago 6
Cave Johnson here. Is your toilet boring? Do you just give it crap all the time? Well that is all going to change. Introducing the talking toilet! Every time you flush it it says [toilet voice:] Thank you for your business. [Cave Johnson] In fact we tested it with babies, and it makes them potty trained one hundred eighty seven percent faster. Good work boys. Now can we make something that will train me? I mean, come on. I've been telling you to get on ever since that two the other day.
xFrost47xMaplestory 6 months ago 6
imaging how much better youtube would be if videos with more dislikes than likes were automatically removed.
liamdudeeee 6 months ago
@liamdudeeee Unfortunately, this video has twenty more likes than dislikes :P
summerangel395 6 months ago
you should have flushed the stuff down the toilet
TheRunninggun44 6 months ago
I love the music dkfjskdfjsl
todayimbluebery 6 months ago
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I can't believe so many people love my comment. Thanks! :3
seven4seven 6 months ago 122
@seven4seven Fail...
SomeoneOnYoTobe 6 months ago
@seven4seven fuck you!
robertmaniac 5 months ago
@seven4seven It's not that big of an accomplishment really.
RighteousPsycho 5 months ago
@RighteousPsycho I know it isn't, I've made much better accomplishments!
seven4seven 5 months ago
@seven4seven they don't love it, they just like it. It's not marriage material, just good enough for one night stands.
AwesomeOposum 4 months ago
thats what you do when there is not a trash can! :)
saradomin9742 6 months ago
It's gonna take more than RID-X to get that unclogged!
supersonicbros23 6 months ago
0:35 oops better hide the evidence may as well hide this clipboard while I'm at it dam it it stay in there!
jaws100001 6 months ago
did anyone else notice how the radio sounded like "Still alive"
superawesomesuperkid 6 months ago
@superawesomesuperkid IDIOT ITS STILL ALIVE INSTRUMENTAL VERSION STUPID
pieforlife122 6 months ago
@pieforlife122 IDIOT NOBODY LIKES PEOPLE YELLING IDIOT.
scratchyoshi 6 months ago
@pieforlife122 this is a perfect example of why you should take an IQ test before you are allowed to use the internet.
superawesomesuperkid 6 months ago 5
And the results we're highly informical! You could not.
djsebex 6 months ago
I think (at least in older versions you could) you can glitch a certain piece of the mug through the glass at some point as well.
Jamifa007 6 months ago
Your business is Appreciated. c:
mritchie1 6 months ago
THIS WILL BE SPAM WHEN YOU CREATE A VIDOE JUST LIKE THAT AGAIN
newvidoes4you 7 months ago
@newvidoes4you its not spam at all it a joke so get over it
keymaster544 6 months ago
@newvidoes4you lol wtf??? its just a vid to make ppl laugh moron dam dont have a fucking rage over a vid :/
EpicOSUMNESS 6 months ago
/watch?v=3L980S2YSxE
DR244Steam 7 months ago
A talking toilet? I think I'll just hold it in...
Romzyx 7 months ago 11
Anyone notice that that the radio is playing "still alive" But in mexican version?
Star1798Darkheart 7 months ago 5
@Star1798Darkheart everyone knows that
DeathRow200 7 months ago
@DeathRow200 Some dont dude Lol
Star1798Darkheart 7 months ago
@Star1798Darkheart ....Yeah.......... I do...
FriendMeSeb 7 months ago