Friday 13th series - Shitcase Cinema

[marvelman600]

What are you smoking those films are AWSOME

[cwbellor]

I was really hoping you'd focus on The Final Chapter. It's the one with Crispin Glover and his great dance scene. Plus, the super dumb finale where Corey Feldman dresses up. So lame!

[royalnaz1]

jason has killed a few old people

[GeneralRevan54]

Here is what I don't understand. Why does Jason only kill teenagers? Why not some old 78 year old guy?

[Bluesit32]

@GeneralRevan54 Eh, he'll kill anyone. The problem is that teenagers keep coming to him.

[TheProKumquat]

Wasn't the gut stab the series trademark kill?

[armenius28]

Part 5 still contains the most killings in any Friday movie...but 3 is the best part

[morebeerful]

fuck you friday the 13 is badass

[l85a1user]

@morebeerful YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF SHITCASE CINEMA FUCK YOU MOREBEERFUL

[Luigi84289]

New Friday BLOWS ASS. Classic Friday BLOWS YOUR FACE TO SHREDS.

[slashboy5]

Oh god when Jason appeared and you said "Fucking hell!" i honestly can't stop laughing.

[EllDudeRocks]

I laughed so hard when that professor Bruce was like Owwww Owwww WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!

[AZTR0XZOMB1E]

Friday the 13th 1,2,3,4 & 6 were awsome! But 5,7 & 8 were disappointing.As for Jason goes to hell & Jason X, it just sucked!!!! >.<

[Luigi84289]

@AZTR0XZOMB1E Part 3 is the best one. Especially in 3d. Higgins Haven was the perfect set and all the kills look good. Part 2 is a close runner up but lacks almost all the gore and has blatant mistakes like machete slashes that are done with the blunt end of the knife. If they would ever release part 2 uncut it would probably be my favorite.

[kenneth2051]

Your chase scene with freddy was better and funnier than the actual movies lol!

[captxena31]

ilove the way u  say stupid

[LivinWorstNightmare]

I never could get into the Jason series,or the Halloween ones.

[ComradeRichey]

Cracks me up every time when Professor Bruce goes "Ow! Ow! What the fuck are you doing?!"

[kriscrockard]

love, love, LOVE shitcase cinema! easily the best reveiwer out there :)

[oaghipn]

lmao of my god. You say that part 6 was good because it brought Jason back, and yet Halloween was okayish because it didn't have Michael. Make up your mind dude. XD Though I will say I loved your Halloween 3 review.

[ThatMysteriousGuy2]

friday the 13th part 9 - shit. LOL you make me laugh my arse so much. your brilliant :D

[k0rps3gynd3r]

god watching these movies really takes me back to a better time in my childhood. i could hever hate on these flicks even though they are cheesy.

[bmprelude]

when the killer came out while you were getting the beer i actually jumped a little

[textlover321]

You know I always want to watch Friday the 13th on TV but they always play Friday the 13th part 3 it fucking sucks.

[swonetchko]

The Bag Over the Head was inspired by the real-life serial killer (never identified!) responsible for the Texarkana Moonlight Murders

[theAngryscotman]

i'm a simple wee teen. give me a nutter in a hockey-mask running around killing folk and pointless nudity and i'm happy enough. i've not seen the two that are ment to be horendously bad but they do both look quite shite. oh yeah lets put jason....in space. dumbass.

[twistedzombie5]

i thought they were all ok but part 9, 5 and 10 but part 10 was so stupid it is funny

[cobhc666904]

Review Scream 3

[AwesomeSpyAnthony]

5:11 made me lol 

[twistedzombie5]

i loved part 4

[Jadlotian]

I respect your review but, I love 1-7, and the remake...he could run and he used a bow and arrow.

[VolleFlascheBier]

@darthbinks99 What is "the same fuckin' thing"!? What are you talking about?

[VolleFlascheBier]

As a review (even if a parody)... poor work. Put more effort into it. It seems like you rushed it through in the hope to hold the limit. Why not making 2 parts if you have to cover so many parts? Also, about "Jason goes to Hell"... you could pull out much more than one lousy scene.

[SniperStorm7]

Can you do the Alien movies? I know you did AVP but there are some shit parts in the Aliens movies

[Deavi783]

Jason Lives is the best in the series.

[theanimefreak22222]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7 were the best Part 7 had the best looking jason of them all

[hobocamptheater]

I'd say that it's actually 6-7 films too many

a few were good but yeah there;s about 6-7 that suck.

also jason himself is awesome but the majority of his films are "yes" crap.

[hobocamptheater]

I liked the remake but that's just me. probably just because he's not doing something like in space or body hopping, it goes to the original formula and that's something I like. I guess I'm just a sucker for jason and teen killings. can you tell me the ones that you liked my list would be 1 2 3 maybe 4 6 7 8 10 (sorta) freddy vs jason (I just like the fighting between the two titans) the remake (It reminds me of the early films and I just like it)

[corteztheman4EVER]

for 2-4 its friday the 13th saturday the 14th and sunday the 15th all these ppl die and no1 questions it there boies dont even turn up so its like what the hell

[VitoPossilipo]

Do I imagine it or are the outtakes from Part 3 even without 3D glasses slightly three-dimensional?

[burtonreid]

The worst one is probably part 7 in my opinion , even though part 8 is quite crap , at least it was somewhere other than bloody camp crystal lake. I think the first 3 where quite good , first one was a good tension builder , second was an all out kill fest and the third one was just fun ! rest was shit , great review bud :)

[activedentalfloss]

lol, so funny. Are you a manc by any chance?

[lukeycc67]

@activedentalfloss he's from yorkshire mate

[Jurassicparkfan1001]

i think i lost him

time for a drink :)

[CrittersRule247]

do you really hate jason x as much as you say you do because i find it very funny and better then some of the others like 1,2,3 and 7

[TheMASH1972]

Why didn't you like part 2 , i thought it was quite good , although i agree with you that most of the others are poor , although they can be enjoyable.

[TheMASH1972]

tbf parts 1-3 are quite good , the rest are crap tho

[seanjeaici]

Friday The 13th (1980) = didi'nt like it 4.5/10

Friday the 13th Part 3 (1983) = 3d killed it but it was semi descent 5/10

[TiberiusIRE]

That accent makes these reviews fun to watch!

[MegaAniLinkFan]

Ok i got to say 1:35-1:53

It scary as hell with the music and the blade piercing with blood squirting out.

But the guy doesn't seemed freaked out. It's like this is what he is thinking in his head throughout that scene:

"Oh man what a long day. Why do i feel someone touching my head and a blade going through my chest? I must have taking some serious drugs. It's probably just heart burn."

[Worminfestedovaries]

Dated, yet so entertaining and nostalgic (at least to me).

Keep up the good reviewing man.

[rko4ever90]

Jason looks like micheal myers in h2 with a hoodie

does he stab bruce up the ass :L

[RDdaNINJA]

Why didnt you review Freddy vs Jason?

Didnt see it? Thought it was too retarded even for "Shitcase"? What?

[shitcasecinema]

I did actually review it some time ago but it was taken down. I'll re-upload it later today actually now you've reminded me!

[RDdaNINJA]

Ah, cool.

[ichater]

@shitcasecinema One of your better reviews IMO ;-). IT, Zardoz and passenger 57 being ones I actually come back to every so often :D

[irishnllmk]

Jason X was unbearable with exception of the hilarious cene where those 2 girls are project i lolled so hard at how he killed them

[Appleboxman]

Actually, Part 5 was one of my favorites of the series. It was so hilarious.

[TheAttackofthetree]

heres what amazes my about these movies. Most of the time Jason walks painfuly slow but somehow he always catches the person

[09ssj2gohan]

jason kicked freddys ass in freddy v jason n freddys the smarter one

[jwah1411]

Ha Ha i loved it when jason takes off his mask and says "My movies were shit" XD a brilliant line to a brilliant review.

[cartmammainia]

The remake was bad. You should shitcase the original Halloween. a very original horror movie. And i like this line. "I liked the first one because you werent fucking in it." and when the fat guy was killed while eating a banana i lold. Thanks for adding me as a friend

[shitcasecinema]

The remake was pretty bad, yes. Perhaps I'll do a Halloween review in the future. Cheers!

[Bluesit32]

@cartmammainia ...I think that's a chick eating a banana. Just a fat one.

[CRITTERBUSTERS]

I actually Liked Jason Goes to hell at least it was somthing different.

[cartmammainia]

I like the music in jason 3D though. Sounds a very very miniscule bit like thriller. THe music at least

[cartmammainia]

The first one was actually pretty good. But the only horror theme music i like is the saw theme, tubular bells (the exorcist) the halloween music, and pet sematary (ramones)

[gabboep1995]

"You're films are great, especially Friday the 13th part 1, mainly because you weren't fucking in it."

LMAO, that line is very funny

[shitcasecinema]

Haha, thanks dude.

[Avzzor]

part 5 is my favorite

it has betetr acting, story but not really betetr kills

jason x is the worst

[rko4ever90]

u shud review the halloween series

[kezza360]

The only Friday the 13th movie i have seen is the remake of the first one but all i have to say is "It was shit. terrible acting and a shit ending"

[shitcasecinema]

Agreed, the remake was pretty bad for sure!

[iwonwalker1285]

review was spot on all shit apart from original. no more needed to be said. to sum it all up you need to rview freddy vs jason just so you can say that is shit too. sithi

[jamienealedez]

great vid but wat about freddy vs jason

hahah lol

[shitcasecinema]

It's not part of the Friday 13th series as such, but maybe it'll get a review sometime in the future,...cos it's shit! :P

[RandomEarthCinema]

Dude review man review itfreddy vsjason must be shitted!

[shitcasecinema]

OK, I shall review it, as quite a few people have asked for it. Keep your eyes peeled.

[arprodexec]

D'Oh!!! There was me thinking we finally had rid of Professor Bruce. hahahahaha. No, seriously, another great review with an inspired subplot. I'm not a fan of Friday 13th but I have watched most of them so this is soemthing that I can really laugh at. These movies started out bad and got worse (although I have to admit, I like Jason X in it's cheesy way). Great job again lads. Hope one day to hear the truth behind Professor Bruce's clones. 5/5

[wakeylad107]

Great review. I have to admit the old films are classics! Even tho they are dated by todays standards. Im alittle unsure how the new remake will turn out tho. Its all the film makers do now,remake old films and pre-quals. Keep the reviews coming! The Jason charecter looks great!

[mintyspace]

OMG Ive just noticed that when Jason takes off his mask and says 'My movies were shit' that guy looks like Robbie Williams, the ventriliqist dummy version lol

[metalgearzelda02]

nice review shitcase, long time no see... a remake coming, or should i say, a "horrifying" remake coming? :)

[shitcasecinema]

Thanks a lot. We've been churning out the videos on a fairly regular basis and there are more to come! Cheers!

[mintyspace]

I only saw the first one and I like it cause you got to see Kevin Bacon get killed, bloody bastad, who does he think he is what with all his Footlosing and getting all the girls while nerdy epople like me have to stay at home and watch Doctor Who,,grr die bacon die...phew I feel better now Ive done that rant LOL

[shitcasecinema]

Bacon is a legend haha! But seeing old Kev buy it in Friday 13th is funny as hell.

[mintyspace]

Yes your 100% correct, he is a movie legend, hes best role was in Animal House - 'Thankyou sir may I have another' LOL

[luxenfux]

Thats was an effen good review - and good to see the professors Bruces are back ! 10 out of 10 LOL, I miss the Jason vs Freddie a bit (cause I have seen it) but its not part of the series i guess. To be honest I have never seen all of an F-13 film.

[crazywillie]

pmsl, ow ow ow, wtf are you doing?

Keep up the hard work

[lemonsters08]

I mean part 6

[shitcasecinema]

Yeah, part 6 is fun and is probably my 2nd favourite behind the first one.

[lemonsters08]

Part is the best IMO