Apple Ad - Drunk Jeff Goldblum

[LaxRatBra]

Great stufffff

[SuperBadwilly]

If you don't like Jeff Goldblum, please go fuck yourself, and have a nice day. ;)

[AlooChip919]

He sounds retarded like this.

[BurntKloverfield]

...That was my first computer...

[13Yeared]

GREAT STAHF!

[PutItAway101]

reminds me of that lou reed / metallica horse shit

You're the creator of...

you're the generator of..

You're the author of...

I AM THE TABLE!!!!!

[billybob2341000]

what the hell jeff goldblum? 'Internet? I'd say internet!"

[1449320]

Fuck Jeff goldbloom

[Mendo81toke]

" men fuck jeff goldblum" -

[Cooldudecal2]

I just watched this high. I almost died, from the "internet??" part I thought my last minutes were up.

[ecudude27858]

I bust out laughing every time I see this and he first says "iMovie"

[girlnamedjo]

lmfao!

[TheJabberwock]

Rest in peace, John Goldbloom!

[BizarreWorks]

@TheJabberwock DUDE I HATE YOU.

[johnisc00l4]

That's that's chaos theory :3

[vaderdude727]

Iss ofcoussiseesy asis allusven...

[KirikTarnypolski]

great job!

[CrabtechIndustries]

intrenet

[BetteAshleebk925]

lool nothing is too crazy

[Billataunt]

how does this crap have over a million views? Damn you internet!

[viralfunnies]

jeff goldblum was one of my favourite actors until he spat in my face with this fanboy advert...now I don't care much for him

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

@viralfunnies that's a great reason!

[Toomuchtime5798]

Gurrreat stoff. Isnit nicer hurblrrrreeceeve.

[XjerichoX12]

Fuck Jeff Goldblum Maaaan

[hamiltonjsh]

am i high?

[kinghereafter]

drunk? he sounds baked out of his GORD!

[xerum26]

Giving is nicer than receiving...

[Skellow]

I don't Think he is Drunk, he looks more like he's High.

[FilmCreatureCom]

Lol. I love everything in slow motion.

[DaarthPingas]

Man, FUCK Jeff Goldblum!

[Vlad0010]

@DaarthPingas PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

[AussiePolitics]

this is hilarious

[falconxample]

0:36 iMoooovies

[iviaverick52]

All I want for christmas is one whole internet.

[AGuyInAHat]

Wait... Jeff is drunk? Huh, coulda fooled me.

[FunDrunken]

... GREAT STUFF!

[dmann0009]

haha, i do this on my office calls sometimes so i can get numbers and other info. always trips me out. people seem like pill-heads..

[211HighGravityLager]

@dmann0009 correction people are pill heads

[appleAddict240872]

better then ellen feiss.

[belmarfilms]

Apple's website sounds a lot like Facebook... hmm.

[speier]

lol, internet explorer on mac. Shit on shit. Talk about a shit experience.

[auzio]

HAahAHaAHAaaaahaa it used to take 10min to get on the internet...

[auzio]

HAahAHaAHAaaaahaa

[SlightyDisturbedNBK]

Make it normal using the HTML 5 version with the speed controls ;D

[r0cking0ut420]

is it just me or is his head to small?

[TheMasterSlasher]

@r0cking0ut420, lol, I was just thinking the same thing. I think it could be because of his baggy clothes making his body appear larger, and the fact that is 6 feet 4 inches.

[EternalSpacetree]

"Liiiiiiffeeee.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.­.. findsssss a.... a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."

[siskavard]

AAhiitzzazzcoursazzeezzeaazziz­zevverrbeeiin

[ostolero]

greAAAte stuff

[ZhadoxFlamez]

10 minutes after you're on the internet?

Bull-fuckin'-shit.

My school was dumb to get Macs.

We spent two school days trying to get the Macs to connect to their mouses.

It has been a year and the mouses and keyboards still fly from Mac to Mac.

[audioedge]

ooh apple nearly invented facebook there with that webspace idea :)

[TELEVISIBLE]

He is drunk

[hellovideosXD]

WHAT WERE THE PRODUCERS THINKING?

[eruption257]

GREAT STOCK

[eier]

in-ter-net?

[RockmanVX]

I can see Mr. Plinkett doing this ad.

[spensimus]

lol



[noodlesmealey]

greatest gift with permanent holiday.........texas mickey of 140 proof rum......(i know!)

[TheLackofattack]

The Jeff Gold-Bul-man group

[Abderian]

grrrate ssSTAHFFF

[currag]

well, you certainly have a lot of money..

[Naruto0519]

Yeah. 10 minutes out of the box and you're on the internet. 11 minutes later you have to upgrade to the iMac2.

[helgih580]

@Naruto0519 reminds me of the Bates scene in The Onion Movie.

[nightwing245]

It sure makes u miss jake long huh?

[moarfeene]

iMooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeez

[cullanrocks]

A SERIES OF TUBES?

[lespaul13141516]

"seriously, this jeff goldblum video almost made me pee my pants"

"ha! i wish"

[aledrinker666]

I was drunk for most of 1999 too, I must have missed this.

[rapgang]

Life will find a way.. Unless we lose the internetz.

[MrsClassicRockFan]

Does his head look awkwardly smaller than his body?

[Sideshowspike]

At one point, where it shows him dancing in the mac window, I thought we were all gonna get rickrolled

[collegefootballrulez]

just like that drunk scene in Independence Day

lol

[mikenimz1]

ah yes the ah mac is ah good for the internet, INTERNET, but, BUT ah has alot of other ah important features on it like ah chess and when ah ah you ah know what you a get........CHECKMATE

[VideoAdventurer]

lol, its like he had to get drunk to bring himself to do this ad xD and yes, inside gaming brought me here x3

[akatsukimaster666]

inside gaming anyone?

[lolz4catz]

Gee thanks inside gaming

[arabesq610]

you're the purveyor of... you're the generator of... you're the author of... GREAT STUFF.

[wallball5]

This is how one of my professors talk.

[Fizzlenog]

Just slowed down but is still funny

[jelliclecatgirl]

jeff golblum is awesome

[rolfen]

Wow... IE 5.5 for mac... possibly the crappiest browser ever but it had great looks.

[ilonabologna8]

Hey @jpman246 you are NOT cool by writing all that crap below. Shut your trap! Thank you @VideoUploaderTester for writing what you wrote!! You rock!

[VideoUploaderTester]

@jpman246 Undoubtedly you must be a kike :)

[VideoUploaderTester]

Apple designs were so gay back then :)

[VideoUploaderTester]

@jpman246 LMFAO So you mean that kikes wouldn't survive from dinosaurs? LMFAO That's so true! Because kikes are short, small, big-elephant-eared, thick-unibrowed, curly-haired, big-hook-nosed, big-wide-lipped, and ugly, so dinosaurs would be really pleased to devour these lowest-form-of-human-race ugly kikes sons of bitches :)

[MsDiplodocus]

lmfao

[SilvernightStudios]

lol

[The1979Warriors]

Good man Jeff!!! :D

[harryabad94]

Dead Pixel sent you here

[Deathbringer99699]

fucking jew!

[DerSimonmeister2]

@Deathbringer99699 Dude are you serious? o.O

Go and kill yourself you fucking racist bastard!!!

[Deathbringer99699]

@DerSimonmeister2 Hate thos fucking jews.. theyre everywhere.. and they do shit they do what the fuck they want because they have the power over everyrhing!!

[DerSimonmeister2]

@Deathbringer99699 Crawl into a corner and die!!!

[Deathbringer99699]

@DerSimonmeister2 im not a jew dude ;)

[Toedoog]

He's drunk as fuck!

[matawin2]

was this before facebook?

[happynoodleboy23]

@matawin2 no, nothing was before facebook. facebook has always been here

[JordanLolMs]

Seems like this was just slowed down ? 

[RUnerdy]

this is like jeff goldblum doing an impression of jeff goldblum!!!!!!!!

[BarottenGarden]

He forgot his mantra.

[EmpGrevious]

WHY IS EVERYTHING ENDING WITH A QUESTION MARK?

[DemonLord120]

Thats wierd...I onder if that means that if i got drunk, talked twice as fast id pass for sobber...need a beer

[VMcNab]

wafers, that is all

[brdr33v3r]

Apple IS? umm apfail.

[puregenius711]

Silly Goldblum; he got drunk and went into a teleportation pod, and accidentally got fused with a fly.

[Ungortable]

and your...... IMOVIESSSSSSSS

[solinvictus1982]

annnd your ....AAA...IIIIIMOVIESSZZZ.....­

[martrex2]

Go to sleep man, you're drunk.

[TynansAnger]

This is actually an authentic replication of internet speed from 1999

[CrazyforDarkness]

@TynansAnger God I Hated Dial Up

[thebuttbat23]

press 8 over and over again for GREAT STUFF

[theendofit]

too bad flash dose not run on macs!!!

there are no sites or parts of sites that do not work becuse its a pc

the mac dateing site still works it is just securty so it would not be counted

[DanielJBarragan]

@theendofit Worst comment ever.. You make pc users seem ignorant and stupid.

[FerHivore]

@theendofit Yeah, flash does run on Macs. Hell, flash is what I use to animate and watch YouTube videos on my Mac. I don't know which idiot gave you those facts, but they were seriously misinformed.

[iGame3D]

@FerHivore Lol what did he fail? Internet? I'd say internet.

[TengenToppaDrill]

So he's rather Give than Receive eh? Gotcha!

[ilovesonnets91]

Transcribe audio for many lols

[meetdiamond]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA. he sounds fucking wasted! good editing

[boogiebuddy01]

slowed down obv but still funny

[Nannarki46]

omg hes drunk as hell

[EmpireLS56KW]

I think they spiked the Apple Juice with 500% alcohol! LOL

[crazzygirl100]

I love old churches 8D

[bukobucks]

Sounds like John Madden

[AppBuddy]

does jeff really drink...? thought he doesnt..nway, for more apps and reviews, subscribe to AppBuddy. Thanks

[Bearlizard777]

YouTube is better.

[CHalliwell2112]

if you had to pick between being the top scientist in your field or gettin mad cow which would you choose?

[pinkfedoragal]

@CHalliwell2112 that's why they call me whiskers!!

[OleVanDole]

My mac came with a bottle of Jack <3

[tswiftshipper]

LOL, Jeff Goldblum should have done one of these ads drunk !!! He is the man.

[Ven0m1985]

Dammit man what the hell you think you doing , what's next brundle apple fly?

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

this is why i got a mac, now i'm drunk as shit too

[DelRockford]

For your health!

[crazzygirl100]

Oh my god xD

[krimzenghost1981]

im jeff goldblum right now

[wakooooooooo]

You can..post...your photografffss for...all yuurr fffamily to see.....

[shadowcrow5]

.....zzzzzzzzzzz

[mramadoor]

whaat? fuck jeff goldblum man



[DBoy2093]

@mramadoor thats what i say!

[tlv156]

@mramadoor dude, jeff is freaking hilarious. just my opinion. to each his own. but i find his mannerisms and the way he talks hilarious.

[3ISAMAGICNUMBR]

@mramadoor thats what I said man.

[kingcollie]

@mramadoor no no no NO Dr. Malcolm honed Chaos theory and didn't freeze which resulted in him gettin busted up good by a tyrannosaurus but gave lex and timmy a chance to live. jeez man, he deserves a Noble Peace Prize for at least helping save San Diego. I mean come on.

[Funbobby92]

@mramadoor

That's what i said!

[TetrisChemisttt]

i think this was the original ad

[TheGurry]

lol wow for simply slowing down a video, this was good

[DMalenfant1]

um wow, take any laptop out of the box and it can be running in 2 minutes and any OEM PC running in 10 as well.

Own website to post pictures? Really? can't I do that on facebook or myspace?

[danradl]

@DMalenfant1 dude, this computer is from 1998 douche, this was before there was really an internet to do anything! Yes, 12 years later, pc's have the ability to do this out of the box... Also, in case you didn't realize, facebook and myspace were not even an idea in 1998, so stfu.

[DMalenfant1]

@danradl I am sorry, did I make your pussy bleed from my comment. You fuck mac fan boys need to get a life.

[clicheguevera4]

@DMalenfant1 all he did was point out how stupid your comment was. how is he a fanboy? if anyone's a fanboy it's the guy ripping on a computer from the '90s in the comments section of a youtube comedy video.

[DMalenfant1]

@clicheguevera4 Look if I want any shit out of you, I will scrape it off danradi dick.

Ok you really want to get technical about this, all someone had to do to get pictures up is code in html on notepad and 1 turn their computer into a server or 2 go to server provider, apple did nothing new or special, now go play in traffic.

[clicheguevera4]

@DMalenfant1 hahahaha you don't get it dude, no one gives a shit about the flaws of a decade old, obsolete computer, or your pathetic knowledge and desire to argue about it.

[DMalenfant1]

@clicheguevera4 Then why even respond to me in the first place shit brain? Now seriously go buy a 50 lb dumbbell, tie a 10 ft rope to it and tie yourself to the other end of the rope, drive to the nearest lake that is at least 15 ft deep, throw the dumbbell into the lake.

[clicheguevera4]

@DMalenfant1 your suicide methods are very creative, do you spend a lot of time thinking about it? anyway, if you recall, i didn't say anything about the computer itself, i was just letting you know neither your knowledge of 10 year old computers or your apparent desire to argue about them is a good tactic to lose your virginity to a female bodybuilder. HA yeah i looked at your profile you weirdo

[DMalenfant1]

@clicheguevera4 I pissed you off enough for you to take interest in my channel but yet I am the weirdo? Oh yes finding women who are fit and toned is so weird, um if you even look at them, they are not even that big, they just lack body fat moron. Oh wait you are one of those guys who never lifted a weight in his life hate guys like me because we can come in and take any girl away from you because they feel safer in our arms then yours. But then again your probably can only get the fugly ones.

[clicheguevera4]

@DMalenfant1 yep i'm gonna say you're the weirdo. but that's okay cause you're fucking ripped bro

[IClownYou]

@clicheguevera4 Takes one to know one.

[DMalenfant1]

@clicheguevera4 I am sorry you said something? Oh wait doesn't matter anyways.

[clicheguevera4]

@DMalenfant1 you made my pussy bleed :(

[danradl]

@DMalenfant1 ummm dude, I'm running a PC... you need to get a life.

Yes, my pussy is bleeding all because of you =]

[dynamicsketch]

And just before you least expect it--Jeff Goldblum.

[atlasshrugged2u]

Whoever did this slowed down the voice level which can easily be done with anykind of "sound board" or "mixer" This is such Bull Shit. Oh and btw FUCK EVERYONE who said "Fuck Jeff Goldbloom" he's fucking Awesome are you kidding?...You wouldn't know talent If it ran up and bit you...assholes. I bet you just love Justin Beiber though don't ya LOL!! yeah right...unfucking believable

[iEnjoyPickels]

@atlasshrugged2u you know they said they slowed it down in the description.... right?

haha weeeeeeeell................ this is akward for you

[atlasshrugged2u]

@iEnjoyPickels LOL!! Really?...Ok so I got egg on my face no worries :)

[pr0pr0]

@atlasshrugged2u you must be a family guy fan.

[atlasshrugged2u]

@pr0pr0 Not particularly why?...ok it's sort of a "guilty pleasure" :)

[skcuspar03]

lmao

[DeLorean4]

I miss those old iMacs.

[TES4DragonBallZ]

Fuck you Jeff Goldblum!

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

@TES4DragonBallZ Jeff Goldblum will swallow you WHOLE!

[TES4DragonBallZ]

@XvxBERSERKxvX Yeah right!

Plus Jeff Goldblum ain't shit! Chuck Norris will swallow Jeff Goldblum whole!!

[atbuma7]

Whaaaat? Fuck Jeff Goldblum man!

[skateordiety27]

i see him in my dream. hes naked. i keep having to get abortions because of him.

-Knoxkorner

[justinb93]

Wow, your own website. I had to create a Linux Apache based Web Server to do that. I should really buy a mac. JK :P

[justinb93]

Wow, your own website. Wow, I had to create my own Apache web server to do that. I should really buy a Mac. JK :P