Vintage 21 Church - Jesus Video #1

[Kingdombuilder3]

It's purpose is to begin deconstructing and bringing to light people's underlying preconcieved views of Jesus and how they treat Him in their everyday lives and bringing to light how they treat Him.

[kingbeauregard]

Oh good heavens, you didn't make this video to satirize anything, you did it because it's funny to recaption stuff. You did a good job of it, now don't be so uptight and dishonest that you can't bring yourself to say, "we thought it would be funny and we had fun doing it".

By the way, even that tiny grain of honesty would go a long way to reaching out to others. Nonbelievers can smell insincerity a mile away and they recoil from it.

[MegRad101]

"hey peter peter!....oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy" haha fave parts

[combatarmsable]

christianity is dumber than scientology, atleast scientology makes sense. hey, whats the difference between a prayer and a wish.... wishes come true! :)

[1467firefox]

wow that was funny and stupid at the same time wow that is all i can really say

[BRTtrogdor]

SEX

[1982jwalter]

Hey Jesus.

[Terminator1285]

Your videos are awesome. The Church Youth Group Pastor even shows us these videos.

[esizzle321]

hahaha andrew is my friend. jesus i thought we were playing hide n seek .

this is hilarious

[JesusWasAnAsshole]

What in the hell did I just watch... and how did I end up here ? brain cramp

[phunk0potamus]

this is funny. I remember laughing my ass off in middle school. but most atheists don't think of jesus this way. so please don't insult my intelligence. Sorry to tell you too, this doesn't draw atheists to christianity any more than one of your holy men burning a Qur'an does. dopes.

[AvianOfficial]

enjoying the sun..shine

[gm8382]

this is very funny...its funny to get on here and see all the christians get offended....over a joke

[NotStuckJustResting]

@gm8382 I'm a Christian and think it's hilarious!

[japanbanjo]

Estou a caminhar no meio da porcaria....

[RoiTokage]

This is proof that God has a sense of humor =D

[GracieMoore]

AAAW MAN......

[SuperTempes]

hahaha funny

[emilyyzombie]

"Enjoying the sun... Shine"

Lol

[divababe99]

@emilyyzombie

HAHAHA

[shredder521]

@dsrsp lololo enjoy hell motherfucker....maybe before saying shit like that you should consider the billions who are aperently "fucking retards" that wanna kick ur sacreligious ass right about now :P

[dsrsp]

@shredder521 Two hands working does a lot more than 2 milion hands praying.

Hell? Paradise? LOL, you bible freaks are too damn funny.

[coolman8393]

dsrsp then I guess I'm a fucking retard.

[soshi2]

Jesus is Fake Videos now on My Channel

[BigAC96]

@soshi2 Dude its just for fun, not to make Jesus Christ fake. I am Saved and when I get to Heaven someday, I think it would be cool if Jesus was like this.

[JeffHardy101302079]

"IIII AM WALking In the Dirt...AND THE ROCKS...." bahahahahaha

[gracyxlu]

love it!

[ElvenWarrior17]

don't worry,it wasn't an atheist that put this together, it was a church describing what Jesus is NOT lik

[kktwins11]

HI ANDREW!{insider!}

[JackMcCracken15]

@dsrsp haha guess we know where your going..

[crosscountrytc]

@dsrsp But they do. My brother had a dream on the way to his pre-Iraq training. In the dream he was surrounded by fire and his right leg was in extreme pain just below the knee. Eight months later his hummer is hit by an IED. He's surrounded by fire for a minute or so, and the expolsion almost completely severed his rightleg, just below the knee. Tell me God isn't real. I just don't see how something like that can happen without there being a God. Or at the very least, something greater than us.

[dsrsp]

@crosscountrytc Last week I was dreaming about something and in that dream I took a shit. The next day I really took a shit... WOW.. that MUST be a god somewhere.

You freaks are L A M E!!!!

[crosscountrytc]

@dsrsp If it makes me lame, then a lame freak I'll be! Thanks for the compliment : ) Have a good day.

[dsrsp]

@crosscountrytc And the day time emmy goes to....

LMFAO

[TheTehshark]

@dsrsp

Yo CrossCountrytc, I’m really happy for you…I’ll let you finish. But Jesus had one of the best books of all time! One of the best books of all time!

[MrInsignia16]

@crosscountrytc did it ever occer to u that it might just be a coincidence? or that maybe it wasnt god..but just the natural human intuition that so seldomly shows itself?

[ElveeKaye]

@crosscountrytc Wait, so God warned him that his leg was going to be blown off?? What purpose could that possibly serve? I mean, it's not like your brother could avoid it, right? Like, God didn't tell him, "Don't go on that mission or your leg will be blown off." And God NEVER heals amputees, so it couldn't be for the purpose of healing him later. God can't even heal a migraine headache, never mind a severed leg. So is God just a big jerk, or what?

[SilvermistBellatriX]

hahahahaha xDDD

[RyGil91]

THAT'S TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

[brithack10]

Dear Darthgir, this was actually made by a Christian youth pastor and the point was not to make fun of Jesus but it was made for the youth and they are trying to teach the Youth of the common myths of the Church. Please do not disrespect Jesus especially since you do not know who he is. I would suggest you get to know him, though. He has healed me and loved me through everything! He gave his life for us and for that I am ever grateful!! I don't disrespect your "god" please show the same respect.

[MsLily009]

"I am your friend, I just don't have time for you."

xD

..but thats a good message in itself, some people claim to be Jesus' friends and they barely giving him a glance on Sundays

[OofmanRulz]

This is awesome! As a Catholic I think this is funny! It's no way disrespectful.

[hannahbelle77]

this is soo funny! iim catholic, but i have to admit this is very funny

[SierraEatsAirplane]

read the freaking info!

this is to show what jesus is NOT like.

learn to read.

[10xcrunner]

@SierraEatsAirplane duh!!! yeah, that too, but it's really meant to show us how stupid we are interpreting Jesus and the Bible!! Like what tjon91 said. learn to read and listen to the videos.

[osxdude]

"This is a satirical look at what some people think Jesus is like" Just so you know.

[Trekkie1450]

,,,and this guy is talkin about what he wants for Christmas...

[shammiplzz]

It is a video to show what Jesus is NOT like. It is meant to draw unexpecting athiests toward God unknowingly. My cousin's CHURCH made it. Read the comments they made about it.

[hallnoats4ever]

@shammiplzz this is why i am an athiests! Dame tricky bitches, well at least their not buring animals any more, ha

[ipodcrazy523]

@hallnoats4ever But people burn animals everyday O.o

[allM3inM3Christ]

This video is just uncalled for, whatever you are trying to depict. So now you have a super "funny" video about the way people see Jesus... and now what?

How does this honor Jesus Christ? What purpose does this video serve? I see little, if nothing, good coming from this video.

[Laodeciea]

The Vintage Church videos obviously exaggerate the humor that can come from the expectations of Christianity. This video is clearly not MEANT for those who follow the faith, because it is a PARODY meant to amuse those on the lines of atheist. Don't like it, than don't WATCH IT. Stop your god-damn whining.

[BluKrbygrl]

The video shows what Jesus would be like if he was the kind of man that the Pharisees expected. I think it's important to see how different they are and it makes me glad that he wasn't in the "popular crowd".

[tjon91]

allm3inm3Christ,

it's meant to show how ridiculous we perceive him because until we see it in such a visual way, we would keep believing Jesus was this Holy Roller, and not someone who actually cared about his people.

[CountLawson]

Viintage21Church, may i plz use some of the audio from these videos, in my videos? plz repley as soon as you can.

[MinorKeys88]

They're not going to reply to you... you'll have to send them a message, at least.

[Hunte9753]

Dont be upset we all know this is not true on what happened

[JCRocksMySox]

1:10 is hilarious!

[JCRocksMySox]

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[kickers4ever]

i went on a mission trip and a counsler used one of these videos in a testimony now im hooked

[Henryhi123]

I am walking in the dirt and the rocks and the...huh?

Andrew is my friend!

[8Dambergrace8D]

...enjoying the sun...

shine

[MikeyMcCormack]

hahahaha awee :):):)

[dinosaurus2359]

LOL win.

[fadedlight12]

lmao funny, but thats messed up

[oBeautifulDay]

haha, I love these! they are so funny. we have shown them to our bible study group so many times and they always get laughs

[POINT137]

holy smokes! Jesus does sound like salad fingers! these are hilarious. "im Jesus, i'm an important guy... I'm you're friend i just have time for you." not true, but funny nonetheless. (i love how that is one word.)

[ifrogg77]

he DOES sound like salad fingers!!! these are hilarious!!

[matas240]

es lo mejor para que el mundo sepa lo que sufrio dios por todos

[alifuturescream]

heh jesus sounds like salad fingers.

[vegheadstfu]

hahahaha! oh man, i told my friend that the first time we watched this!

[eretzsus]

A Christian and a well known and respected Egyptologist . Dr.E.A.Wallis Budge,

Quoted as saying " The Egyptian faith in Horus is completed in Christianity ".

[t1dbits]

haha my pastor showed us this at church, lulz were had

[Phoenixfire42]

pastor al?

[t1dbits]

pastor mike

[Phoenixfire42]

young nak?

[t1dbits]

haha what?

[Phoenixfire42]

your church.

[t1dbits]

faith community

[eugeneyhtse]

loved it!

[sweetpeakansas]

"nature is my friend! "

hahaha

[epicenur]

Holy crap People are rating my comments bad and hell with all of you lol :S

[madhatter3167]

lol lovee this vid

[snailantlers]

This is one of my favorite videos ever. We watched it at youth group and everyone thinks it's hilarious.

[leppy228]

hahaha he doesnt have time for us, or give us christmas presents lol this stuff is too funny!

[actress622]

i wish church was this fun.

what in the name of me is going on here...

those sandals are so BC...

Check of terminator jesus too. its funi

[eddipower]

jáhæ

[FreeMerryJane]

Jesus has a sense of humor too. ;)

[magic3167]

hey i know this guy and this is an idea of what people think of jesus but not really like the other person said we should be thankful that he isn't really like this.

[FurtherIntel]

ha,ha!

[rickshawb]

agreed.

[epicenur]

every one says "chill a church made this" but you know what making fun of Jesus is against one of the comandmants....

[christiangurl25]

it's not making fun of jesus, because that's not really who jesus was. it's making fun of people's "idea" of jesus.

[epicenur]

no.... this video isn't as bad as the other ones... and still making fun of people's "idea" of Jesus is still making fun of him

[golyta2]

dude comeon its just christian fun

[golyta2]

lol

[RageCannon]

These are so horribly funny!!! Good job Vintage21!!

[kelseyxx5]

this is so funny!!! i want to see the origional movie this came from! go jesus!

[bnracer08]

this is one of the greatist videos ever.

[colbycheez]

Jesus isn't a rock, heeey Andrew! LOL

[colbycheez]

Ditto, ditto, and ditto. :D

[schaubyy]

HILARIOUS!! <3 love them :)

[taylorlanerocks]

I LOVE THESE VIDS

[MarlaAllard]

Had me in stiches