Twilight: Eclipse in a Minute (Parody)

[009mzblue]

"my bulls**t meter detects that you're a toolbox!" "either wear the shirt or don't." "i'm a werewolf." "i KNOW you're a werewolf." lmao

[easterboy29]

Skyrim parody!!!

[yutyutyut51]

lol Dakota Fuc*ing Fanning

[LittleMissLunar]

pres 8 then 2 lol

[MrHector23394328]

Press 2 repeatedly.

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOLBOX!!!!

Press 3 repeatedly.

Press 4 repeatedly.

[BuckskinCottage]

LOVE THIS!!!!!

[TheSingerAllison]

AHHHHHH DID NOT LISTEN

[MysteryVG]

LMFAO that was awesome! The Dog.. Phahaha oh my.. :D

[richiachu]

Dont watch jacksfilms all night.

Me: Ok

8:00 AM Time for school

Me: I did not listen!

[sarahrocks618]

Make a "Twilight: Breaking Dawn in a Minute (Parody)"!

[zoeroxth]

pres 5 over and over again

[BowChickaBowOwww]

Is the guy playing jacob related to Kris Humphries?

[Mellybellypelly]

@BowChickaBowOwww BHAHAHHAAA!!!! xD

[jim3935]

lol "were gonna go make some vampire babies, go have fun with my daughter""THE F**K!"

[XxJacobxX12]

pause at 1:08

[Deadphone7]

y dose eclipse have to be 2 movies y not 1 min n 23 sec :P

[alicerox07]

if only this was a real movie...

[gen101394]

@alicerox07 it is.....that's why I ate popcorn while watching it XD

[WhiteGirlChloe]

parody edward is funny

[WhiteGirlChloe]

0:04 through 0:07 is funny

[ChaseFilms8]

my bullsh*t meter detects that YOUR A TOOLBOX !!!!!!!!!

[pikachusays]

That dog is ssoooooooooo cute!

[Junenights7]

That dog is the cutest little werewolf ever!!

[FrozenXM898]

DAKOTA FUCKING FANNING

[puresatire]

DAKOTA FUCKING FANNING

[natalieandkit]

ishowedthistomyfriendwhoisatwi­lightlover can U READ IT CAn YOU?!

[bigbearconnor]

Dakota Fanning.

[josh29221]

ROFL, THERE WAS A FUCKING TWILIGHT AD NEXT TO THIS VIDEO!!!!!! XD

[TechnicOrb]

That is ducking g hallatious

[SgtZaqq]

'Bella' acts too much. Oh, I mean he acts.

[TheSims2MovieGirl1]

0:38 for jacob and bella making out LOL

[TheSims2MovieGirl1]

press 7 for Jacob almost dying

[TheClaudiaSlavova]

THE DOG WAS EPIC!

[maximumfang01]

I love this >:)

[toobadpunks]

That was exactly what the movie was about.

[mszukofan]

The censor is the >:D face!

[sonicrulez111]

press 2 for toolboxes

[ryryaubaub347]

I got the entire plot of the 55 twilight mivies out of that

[rubyqueen808]

My bullshit meter detects that YOU'RE A TOOLBOX!

[kutilkol]

clicked on vid just because guy looked like ane dumb ape



[Wolfguurl]

@kutilkol ane? wtf is that?

[courtnie11000]

for one shot jacob had his shirt on then the next it was off then on again

[lilyallen194]

@courtnie11000

Yeah that was intentional.

[OdinVonD]

@courtnie11000 You don't say!

[Wolfguurl]

@courtnie11000 WATCH OUT PEOPLE! WE GOTTA GENIUS OVER HERE!

[appelvlog]

Must've been awkward for Jack to ask his sister to marry him... Just sayin'

[VivaLaVlogz]

My bullshit meter says you're a toolbox !!!!!! XD

[cortesbeverly123]

dakota fucking fanning

[cortesbeverly123]

JACOB:.... in the movies only fight scene

BELLA: Have fun ooh .before you go

JACOB: yeah babe

BELLA: Try not to rush into anything , do anything wreckless, get yourself hurt

JACOB: You got it babe

5MINUTES LATER

..........( SCREAMING )

[esg6345]

WATCH THIS SHIT!!!!! MY RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLEX AND FACINATING!!!!!!!!!!

[peaceLemon52]

dakota fanning

xD

[lizzylovestwilight18]

this video sucked at 1:23

[ShelbyLynn7397]

I love Twilight, But these spoofs, They just crack me up XD LOOOOOL!! *Dakota ******* Fanning!' LOL!!!!! XD

[Zomb1eX]

@ShelbyLynn7397 twlight ruined so many movies...horrible movie

[rachmoulder]

Say what you will about the series. I am a shameless twi-hard.

[ertyy9]

That was 1:23, not a minute.

[TheHeenrik]

That's cool, but will it blend?

[TheCrazyturk40]

lol jacob looks like a bear

[KaityWLO]

Ok, just so you know: This video has more likes than dislikes. Do the math. If you're hating, you're failing horribly. It's very depressing...

[Clumsytonks4]

The dog. The fucking dog.

[pandas0yeah]

@Clumsytonks4

it died and Jack made a tribute vid to it. :'(

[funnybee98]

ok wheres the parody ?

[Tiili97]

And how is this a parody?

[QueenTwilightLover]

AHHH I DID NOT LISTEN!!

bella i will always love you

yea thats great were going to go make vampire babie

best parts lol

[jennifercipolla6]

NO TWILIGHT SAGAS ROCK YOU SUCK!!!!!!

[Tiili97]

@jennifercipolla6

You know, caps lock really won't change our opinion on this movie. Sorry.

[lovespell13nel]

the volturi girl is really pretty ^-^

[DragonAurora]

LMFAO!!

[EliKG114]

Ya know, if Edward and Jacob just cooled their balls they could have a threeway. BOOM. Story over.

[mk9fatality355]

Try not to do anything reckless you know *MOves head* and get yourse;f hurt.You got it babe 5 minutes ago...........OHHHHHHHH I DID NOT LISTEN!

[PokoRocks1234]

Now I don't have to watch the actual movies!

[toomanymutants]

lol "Jacob" AAAHHH! I did not listen! XD

[skrzyniarzalexander]

The best damn thing I've ever seen. They should switch the movie for this. It would save money.

[11thDoctorDrew]

'In the movies only fight scene.' Now to be fair this film is aimed at teenage girls rather than boys who are already catered for to an alarming degree in terms of entertainment.

That said, tis a great parody!

[rayamyee]

bella and Jacob look un hot here

[renburg33]

DAKOTA FUCKING FANNING!

[123nelliebean]

wait where is the parody??

[frightenedwolf]

@123nelliebean in your ass.

[123nelliebean]

@frightenedwolf I loved it i thought it was awesome but its not a parody

[TheDiwanShantwain]

@123nelliebean what would you describe it as?

[Disneyacwwfan]

BREAKING DAWN IN A MINUTE PARODY FOR THE WIN!!!!!

[megglesb95]

Yess! <3

[RussianSpoonFest]

Best part was, ALL OF IT!

[randomestkalster]

So, where's the Twilight: Eclipse parody? I didn't find it here.

[RouletteNBlackJack]

a fucking collie XD 

[OfficiallyOfficialG]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I DID NOT LISTEN!!!!!

[paramore24681]

So.....Where's the Parody?

[mk9fatality355]

DAKOTTA FUCKING FANNING!

[FightYourDestiny]

"AHHHH I. Did Not Listen!!"

xD Fucking Funny!

[NightmarishStar]

Edward - Will you marry me?

Bella - I just told you I'm not ready

Edward - I have a ring

Bella - Yes!

Jacob - Wanna make out?

Bella - Yes!

[jykonrock]

just curious.... is that his brother and sister, or is it his sister and her man or his brother and his woman (mainly because of that make-out scene)?

[RedMal7]

@jykonrock His sister and her boyfriend

[jykonrock]

@RedMal7 alright thanks, that makes this a WHOLE lot better

[Caro14Twitter]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[12fuzzyrats]

it describes twilight perfectly! :D

[MikeysShenanigans]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH I DID NOT LISTEN!!

[102shasta]

Do one on breaking dawn pt. 1

[lider1179]

WEARwolf

[commander3046]

dakota fanning is jacks girlfriend whaaaaaat?!

[XxSceneW01FxX]

DAKOTA FUCKING FANNING!!

[XxDracoMalfoyxX1]

Wanna marry me?

I just told you...

i have a ring

yes

wanna make out?

yes

aaahhh

lmao :D

[Dumbledore134]

ROFL!

[liamandandrews]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[TheSuperstar2000ish]

DAKOTA FUCKIN FANNING! XD

[Czeckerz]

Dakota turned into Bella? :)

[KISSarmyGuy]

Screw the series I want to see more of this.

[domoisamazing]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah i didn't listen to you hahahahahahahaa!

[blackserenade24]

my bullshit meeter detects that YOU'RE A TOOLBOX

[Hellothere12]

ugahgaugha!! i DID NOT LISTEN!

[topazeyes22]

"AHHHHH! I DID NOT LISTEN!"

[SashaTiem]

E - will u marry me

B - I just told you...

E - I hav a ring

B - Yes

J - wanna make out

B - yes

E - Ahhh

ROFLed so Hard

[Gyzyn]

Twilight blows, but Yiruma is a musical genius.

[NeonDeerProductions]

i likehow when they are like dakota f****** fanning that jacob is on the ground saying it too! XD

[faberdrivedww]

Is that gabe-uscus?

[SkyMaro]

At one moment the grass is green, then with the dog, there's leave on the ground.

I know the dog died and everything, but...

YOUR EDITING LACKS CONTINUITY.

[CuttyPowsky22]

@SkyMaro his dog DIED so chill out



[Xx82494xX]

Yessss!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha

[FuckinAngelica]

this bella has way more facial expressions than the real one

[meccabecca2001]

Dakota fucking fanning lol peed my self

[olivier97410]

"Have fun with my daughter" fucking spoil! xD



[CaptainessValentina]

Love Twilight but this parody is EPIC

[BigBreeze52]

Press 2 to find out what your mother thought of you as.

[MzCheshireKat]

whatever happened to these two guys?

[DJSaturni]

cant stop laughing at the dog talking

[MRfirewolf5]

Now it's time for twilight breaking dawn par.... you know what I'll do it for you.

ahem........FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

There you go champ.

[enriquefreak]

Atleast this Bella had expressions!

[SillyMuffinCake12345]

0:04 "Wait ? What are you talking abou - Oh god dam it !!"

[MrLegit145]

0:47

[brendanman30]

The acting was better than twilight

[nono130898]

At 0:47 i thought that the dog actually spoke but at that second time i realized that dogs cannot speak.

[yermom1699]

DAKOTA FUCKING FANNING

[Zelda379]

BALLA!!!!

[DarionMograine11153]

I'm gonna go fight rogue vampires IN THE MOVIES ONLY FIGHT SCENE ¬¬

[jaffacake662]

'yeah babe?' LOL

[teapartieseverywhere]

DAKOTA FUCKING FANNING.

[timburtonrules101]

@teapartieseverywhere exactly!

[cottoncandymusic94]

wow this is worst video ive watched all day

[Gorillazunleashed]

@cottoncandymusic94 if it's that bad why even waste your own precious time commenting?

[cottoncandymusic94]

@Gorillazunleashed idc abt my "prcious" time cuz its not i have nothing better to do and y care

[cottoncandymusic94]

@Gorillazunleashed you want english u fucking retard how bout these english words FUCK YOU

[Gorillazunleashed]

@cottoncandymusic94 woah woah woah such harsh language over one question, i can see that your trying to string words together for a normal person to understand but its shrouded too much in tardness, hold up lemme find my retard to english dictionary it should only take a few minutes :D

[cottoncandymusic94]

@Gorillazunleashed it wasnt a question u asked dipshit it was a smart ass remark to a dyslexic girl faggot its not my fault ur a virgin or that u cant have no one or get anyone so u decide to just take it out on every1 and anyone so just shut the FUCK up

[Gorillazunleashed]

@cottoncandymusic94 lemme get this straight just from talking to me you somehow conjured up that 1.im a virgin?(well im a teen father so it wouldn't really be possible for me to be a virgin lmao) 2. i cant have anyone? sorry to dissapoint but i have a loving soon to be wife :) 3. i take it out on everyone? (all i asked was why did you even waste your time commenting on this video if you didn't enjoy it and 6. i apologize for i did not realize you were suffering dyslexia, peace be with you :)

[FireStorm036]

@cottoncandymusic94 exactly, why waste your own precious time commenting?

[ParanoidToaster]

Dakota fucking Fanning!

[KawaiiUshi]

And now I finally get the end of this video after watching breaking dawn. Touche.

[BrainiacPaul94]

Haha the dog bit was awesome XD "Yeah babe?"

[cdhp4life]

LMAO!

[3AAAProductions]

Jacksfilms: Do a parody of the talking orange :D

[trigea]

@3AAAProductions wow you're slow lol :P, its called bobby the racist apple



[3AAAProductions]

@trigea lol thank you, i feel lame since i've been watching jack for a while now (must of missed it :D)

[peaceroxs393]

I like the jacob from Breaking Dawn

[mzSUZIBABY]

"Dakota f****n Fanning" lmao!

[damarh]

i love this more then the real thing.

[TheKairuu]

''Dakota F****g Fanning'' xdddd

[Lovingeachother]

OMG pause around 0:17, his evil face bleep over his mouth is awesome.

[jaffacake662]

'yea babe?' omg i died laughing :L

[bellebunny7]

Umm aren't the people who made out you brother and sister....

[MrGmodlol61]

@bellebunny7 Nope.

[allmesmiley]

bella looks like a man :DD

[Miqquli]

0:55 IIIIIIII DID NOT LISTEN!

[pupppenguin]

AHHH I DID NOT LISTEN!! XD

[loudspeakerist]

"my B.S meter detects that ur a TOOL BOX" XDD

[grom11414]

df

[OmNomNommingOnSouls]

There is only one good thing about the twilight saga *starts choking self*, without it there wouldn't be these fucking awesome parodies.

....I will go end myself now *shoots self*

[Beatles4eva3]

not good, bella has way too much character in this...

[TheOnlyVampireGirl]

DAKOTA ******* FANNING