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  • The subtitles are like the instruction manuals that came with Japanese products in the 1970's. radio my microphone crawled one was betty. business luminescence danger

  • They're technically not bathing then they're just hot tubbing

  • GET SOME SUBTITLES !!! TRANSLATIONNSSS

  • These subtitles are Fucking awesome!

  • Seems like hot baths are for Japanese what are saunas are for Finns.

  • damn thats some tiny old man penis

  • old man nakedin bath then cameraturns to underage asain boys awkward...lol

  • everyone does shower before going to bath with other people..its logic. and shower again when your done bathing:D i've lived in Africa and Europe, and everywhere i go, its the same:D.

  • Look at my sexy bodeh!

  • caucasians are always lame.

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  • @krane121

    oh.......

    o.k...

    ......

  • @NippleOfNippon haha sorry. i use youtube comments as a kind of index to my thoughts...that was over the top.

  • I know why a lot of people die in Japanese baths, it's not rocket science, the water's too bloody hot and they sit in there too long.

  • No wonder they're so smart healthy and clean..it was all started in the way they took their bath...how awesome!

  • 1400! y would anyone go to baths if the death toll is that high!

  • NAH..I THINK ITS AGE PLUS HEAT PLUS SOME ONE SAW YOUR LITTLE PIPI..

  • IM AM A BAD AMERICAN YANK..I COULD KNOCK OUT TWO JAPS..ONE PUNCH.ALL DAY..

  • 1:00 Please.. why would you go under water with a towel on? A towel is for drying up.. Also the world would be a better place if those women went in the water without the towel..

  • That old man is so cute Q_Q

  • And why do people find the number of people going down in the bath in Japan surprising? Japanese baths dont cause 'serious problems'. YOU just dont know 2 facts, because ur a stupid american yank.

    1: every japanese person goes in bath EVERY DAY, EVERYONE

    2: it is a greying nation, just like belgium for example, + longest life expectancy on earth = alot of old people

    lots of baths, lots of old people, lots of bath troubles. logic. north america lacks it. so does this video.

  • ehm it's common in the west as well to "clean before you bathe" in public baths or pools etc. you take a shower before you go to the public bath because of hygiene, then you take a shower when you leave. the narrator is a moron.

  • 3:11 his t.v

  • AMAZING use of subtitles.

  • Soo cute 

  • I just got an idea for a horror movie

  • Omg so cute... Cheeky monkey:)

    Monkeys are the cutest animals thumbs up!

  • its not the bath that kills bud mastubating while in an hot bath xD

  • I love watching videos with foreign languages while using Google's transcribe audio function. Fucking hilarious.

  • LOL those monkey sure enjoy themself in those hot bath! so Kawaii~!!

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  • @Cori13131 ohh nvm i saw the end i m so dumb

  • @Cori13131 Dont use japanese terminology while your a westerner and a asian fanboy you wouldnt make it in japan

  • we didn't see a single body part. DAMMIT

  • @TheDeltaPlatoon

    Pearl Harbor was at least a military installation. Those cities that were chosen and that were actually bombed in Japan were purposely chosen to cause the most CIVILIAN casualties, meaning the elderly men and woman, mothers and children and even babies. However, some speculate that Japan was already on the verge of surrender and it was more a show of force to the up and coming Soviet Union to our power rather than forcing an already weakened Japan to quit. Thus the Cold War.

  • Why does a Russian old man always sounds intellectual?

  • @Mapanda

    good question...

  • Are the monkeys having the same problems with blood pressure changes in the bath?

  • 0:19 sumo in the background lol

  • hahahaha captions "Bang Bang Bang line"

  • What a fuck is that caption...lol

  • 42 degree Celcius? What, are those guys trying to boil their eggs or something?

  • i <3 monkeys

  • The Closed captions are hilarious...

    " He had a brush with dick"

    "Rodeo and I remember her"

    "Hollow the rugby sentences"

  • spam 

  • wow, japanese ambulances are slow

  • @Kamaka2345

    That was most likely made for the sole purpose of the film, and wasn't a real emergency.

  • its kind like sauna in finland some rituals and no hiararky thing lol

  • just smoke weed

  • What a coincidence!  "Bolied octopus" was my nickname in college.

    (;^ /

  • Same with smoking in Japan. The Japanese government seems to bury its head in the sand about the obvious dangers.

  • For men the testicles are outside the body because their sperm will be damaged by the heat of the body. To steep oneself in water of 42 degrees Celsius is to damage the sperm.

  • @StephenChin1 dear Mr. Pop Culture, fully matured sperm itself is not DAMAGED by temperatures that do not damage skin, the issue comes with prolonged exposure during the phases of sperm PRODUCTION (i.e. round the clock scrotum exposure to heat).

  • I'm an American and I live in the USA so everyone below are jerks you don't see me killing people do you and I felt bad for people in japan when that earthquake happened >:(

  • ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED? HOW DOES BLOOD PRESSURE CHANGE? YOUR BATHS ARE EITHER WAY TOO FUCKING COLD OR WAY TOO FUCKING HOT, THAT'S WHY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! MAN.... JAPAN IS FUCKED UP.

  • @confess5 Actually japan is not fucked up. there are countries out there that are infact very fucked. like el Salvador and USA with their murder rates first and fourth place. so what country is fucked up now huh?

  • @crysis1231 Japan is not fucked up... i think USA is the most fucked up... hahaha.. such a wasteful country, they so much in debt and they will just die if we do not buy their ipads and iphones.. lolz.. If there is a world war soon... it will be everyone else raping USA... WE WANT OUT MONEY BACK!

  • @evilren008 In fact world war 3 has already started.. USA are in libya, afghanistan and who knows what other places. And france,germany,denmark, and England are all Fighting in libya with their no fly zone bullshit, in my mind world war 3 has already started. but if there will actually be a bigger war. then i am guessing around 2012 Russia and China will be allies Against USA. Thats just my guess

  • @crysis1231 ..... world war three just because of libya? i doubt so.

  • @evilren008 Nononono. Not just because of libya. also because of afghanistan and iraq. and all the other countries that are in war right now. look at it. Germany,USA,France,Brittain,Au­stralia,Denmark, all those are at war in the middle east area. Im just saying if this isnt ww3 then im guessing America will be the heart of ww3, Thats all im saying.

  • @crysis1231 libya is not a big issue. Corporations are now stronger than the Govt, where the world economy is controlled by 4 energy companies, the major banks and int'l healthcare corp. The big companies have already bought over and dominated alot of market.Look at USA, the chicken they are eating are being supplied by 4 major food manufacturer. Monopoly is the key to success but is dangerous. If Govts fail to monitor corporations. we all are doomed. we will beg them for chicken and medicines.

  • @crysis1231 How did you get from the topic of baths to ww3?

  • @taiko78 the guy i was chatting with mentioned if there is a world war soon. so i just started on that

  • @evilren008 For starters look up this video" Anthony Sutton, Wall Street and the Bloshevik Revolution" Then look up the skull and bones societies our country and our freedom have been hijacked and these sick organizations are using our vast wealth to gain world power !!! We need help, It might be to late for us the common man and the middle class.

  • i like how the japanese girls in the beginning are in the bath and its all cool and chill and they happy but when u go to public bath you need rituals and its like a sana thats cranked 50 degrees, and they wonder "gee why so many people dying? oh but sense japan have 1 million persons per 100 square feet (estimated) 14 THOUSAND people dying is no big deal. . ." oh and it gets better, they have A scientist try to figure out why people die? gee you'd never suspect THE TEMERATURE OF THE WATER!!!

  • i bet those monkeys piss and shit in the water

  • Subtitles, please???!

  • those monkeys look like their having fun

  • İ am glad that the monkeys cannot speak japanese:)

  • why don't they translate the Japanese for use ?

  • Ok SO - The chicks at the start were like - oooh the hot springs wash away the exhaustion that sets in from the daily grind. (they both said almost the same thing)

    The old dude was just saying how he was placed in the ambulance for like 10-20 minutes and it was all good. (I had a hard time understanding him lol)

    The ambulance robo-voice was like - AMBULANCE INCOMING - GTFO DA ROAD (but politely)

    to be cont..

  • @wasabiP Then the paramedic says - yea its a real big problem, we have around 14,000 incidents a year in Japan...

    so yeah that's some pretty shitty translation but my japanese isn't very good, sorry guys!

  • @wasabiP Shit i love the way u translated the Ambulances robotic voice XDD

  • @wasabiP ROFLOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR SO FUNNNNNNNY XD

  • @ForeverGoth lol thank you

  • On an almost unrelated note, those bathing monkeys are a stark contrast to the social traditions of Japanese bathing. Only the top social elite of those monkeys get to bath in the glorious hot water; the rest sit in the snow on the mountain.

  • notice the slowmo sumo wrestlers in the back ground of the old mans house.

  • Хуй вам а не курилы

  • Public Correctness Gone MAD!

  • did any one see that japanese boy touching that other boy?

  • I think blood pressure, and old age contribute, the baths are only the triggering factor. One would think that the baths themselves are healthy, but when one reaches a certain age, too hot temperatures might not be the best...  I love bathing, I'm glad they're not changing anything. They should inform the old geezers though. :)

  • I'm a Canadian living in Japan and I love public baths in the hot springs. Love, love, love them. I miss them so much when I go home. I wish we had hot spring baths in the West. The hotter the better; my favourite are the outdoor baths. :D

  • @sahaja75 LoL what is this? :D

  • @sahaja75 LOl? what god? Muslim god christian god? They are all a bunch of lies.

    I think you need to get off the balls of your lord and go learn a thing or two you idiot.

    Its people like you that our world look like a big crappy fake fairytale. open ur eyes hoe!

  • 14.000 people die in the bath each year Sirius???

  • @ROFLStudiosInc If Japanese spend roughly 30 minutes per day in the bath (ie. 1/48th of the day) and 14 000 die, this corresponds to a total death rate of 672 000 per year (14 000 x 48). however the annual death rate in Japan (9.83 per 100 000) gives a total death toll of aprox 1 250 000 annually. this means taking a 30 minute bath halves the likelihood of your dying during that period.

  • ahhhh, natural monkey sauna

  • i really dont like this video this bart man looks is so disgusting

  • The moment Kamiński said " zhe godz" i knew he was polish -.-

  • Wasn't this in a Britta water purifier commercial?

  • wow, this is the first time i've ever seen propaganda aimed at bashing taking baths. I love it.

    You know why you don't get media coverage of killer baths in Japan, because it would be the equivalent of having media coverage in the US of KILLER SWIMMING POOLS! WE MUST BAN SWIMMING POOLS!!!! or better yet, KILLER TREES, because they fall and kill people, or even better, KILLER HAMBURGERS! DEATH BY FAT!!

    oh wait, I see, so people do shit that are stupid sometimes, but its part of culture.

  • OMG.. There's.. A banana.. Yellow, fat, but short.. Banana.. At 4:06 if you know what I mean.. O___O;

  • yea thats all nice, but could you tell us what they are saying?

  • @SSgtParmer the responsibles were prosecuted you ignorant asshole. chinese are not better, killing their own people and opressing them. no one is to be nuked either..how old are you? or are you just retarded ?

  • it's over 9000 !!!! xD

  • lol the scientist guy at like, 4:40 sounds like Mr.Bean when he tries to talk xD

  • @HewieOfHG And Plus I also said I rather have CLEAN ppl swimming in the hot tub. I mean Who wouldnt? Cuz you dont know the ppl that are in there with you. You dont know the last time they took a bath or washed up. Thats why they make them take a bath b4 they enter the hot tub. Just like when you go swimming except we dont have rules like that over here. And of course they clean the bath house just like they clean swimming pools but you dont know how OFTEN they clean it. daily/weekly/monthly,etc.

  • I need to get myself there. That's so nice.

  • 14000 death!! well maybe they learn to not sit in super hot water

  • I want to piss in those baths. It would feel very good.

  • Japanese people are racist! If you're White and you're American and European, take advantage of the 'inferiority complex' you'll get from most Japanese. But when the ugly side of Japan finally shows its face, the bank loans you won't get, the rental apartments that are Japanese only, those are a small price to pay for the much harsher treatment most non Japanese Asians get in Japan, even if they pay taxes, and were born in the country and even love Japan like my friend.

  • Yeah like why dont they have or use BATHING SUITS like the ladies in 1:55 and the man in 4:12 and also why dont the have separate BATHROOM STALLS for taking showers so people wont be looking at your hinies in a public bathroom like 2:26 and 1:28 I mean just saying.

  • @babegurl821 just the way they do things over there, they dont always see the body as a sexual item...unlike most people in western countries, or europe.

  • Exactly Thats not a bad thing. Its a PUBLIC Jaccuzzi hot spring tub and many people get in it everyday. I dont think it'll be good if people were to get in that jacuzzi tub before taking a bath; that'll be dirty & disgusting. Imagine how dirty the water will be also. Dont know about you but I rather have people CLEAN swimming with me in that Jacuzzi than DIRTY and not knowing where they've been or doing and last time they've showered. By the way why dont they wear BATHING SUITS?

  • @babegurl821 I am shore they clean the water every day after the bath houe closes the way you wrote the comment sounds like you are saying they do not clean it and they take dirty baths FYI they dont take dirty baths

  • @HewieOfHG First of all Dont make foolish comments when you cant even spell the word "SURE" Secondly where in my comment did I say they take dirty baths. Where? Exactly! I said that it was better for them to take their bath b4 they entered the jacuzzi hot tub cuz Its a public area and 2. You dont know who's in there with you Or would you rather have have dirty ppl with you in the hot tub. Didnt think so. And what does that have to do with my comment about them cleaning the bath house?

  • I hope america gets over it's stigma that bathing publically is 'weird' or even more childish 'gay'. I think letting go of your egoism and stress is best done if we just stop giving a shit about how our body looks. The sex lives of these insecure ppl is weak because they rarely un-clothe in front of a person comfortable with. They should have these in the U.S. to chill at.

  • @quidnick

    I agree and am an American citizen.  -_-

  • @quidnick I also agree and I am an American.

  • 1:55-2:02 well this is akward

  • @SSgtParmer

    Dude... if you are from America, don't talk such ignorance. Vietnam ring a bell of all the rapes and innocents killed by US soldiers? The black slaves from Africa ring a bell? Women and children raped and made to work against their will? The Native Americans who were slaughtered and pushed into ever shrinking lands? Iraq and Afghanistan with indiscriminate bombings for the most part by the US? Any of this sound familiar?

  • @Jerrid3 hella you tell em whats up A tru soldier here ONe eho see'sthe lies and dsnt cover them up ONe who speaks for te people an NOT the government witch is corrupt as all hell

  • @Jerrid3 Many other countries have done all of that too and worse. Japan, Germany, Africa, Mexico etc. But what can I expect from some guy pushing typical self-righteous political dogma like he knows what he's saying...

  • @Jerrid3  coool

  • @Jerrid3 if you don't like america then move. Oh wait you like to stay here for the health benefits and freedom don't you..

  • @enjoi7777

    Why should I move? I am part Native American and served my country. Why would I ever leave it? I never said I did not like America, I simply spoke the truth and am not blinded by patriotism over reality. It is dumb people who condemn other people for their past, yet when someone explains reality to them and about their own country's dark and bloody past they get upset. And other places have health benefits and freedom as well... so that is kind of ignorant of you to say.

  • @Jerrid3 if it's ignorance that you're so vigilantly opposed to, why don't you wake up and face why America is so powerful instead of whining about how mean we are. Let's apply natural selection. If we don't take land in the west in the 1800's we remian 13 colonies. Though i'm not proud of the dark spots in america's history, our endeavors were necessary to gain power. I'm sure you like living in a country that hasn't been a war front in 200+ years? any of these luxuries sound familiar?

  • @enjoi7777

    A war front? Why does America need a war front for? We go to other countries to meet, greet and then slaughter them and have our soldiers killed there. I mean the rest of the world hates us for no reason at all, except we start wars, get half way through them and then quit and let all our temporary allies, who either enlisted voluntarily or were forced into it behind to be slaughtered by the enemy we were fighting. And does Pearl Harbor count for a war front?

  • @Jerrid3 you cant say we always back out of a war.we are still in iraq trying to stabilize that pit but the iraq military and police are cowards and let the americans die instead of take the country back themselves.

  • @ThePaladonian13

    Ummm... you do realize that we were in Iraq once before... we had allies fighting for us before we left. I do not know all the details, but I do know that the rebels that were helping us, were left behind. Stories I have heard from Vets were that they were lined up and shot and not a damn thing they could do about it because the US had a cease fire or some kind of pact with Iraq again. Vietnam was the same way. The US raced to get out of there and left all our allies behind.

  • @Jerrid3 I apologize that some of us Americans can be a bit....cocky. There are many like them in America but please do not think that all of us are like that. I am disgraced as well for the many horrible things we have done in the past.

  • @fasagalag

    Oh I know. I am an American after all. But at least that other guy said he was not proud of our dark spots in history. That I can appreciate. But it is people who glorifies the death and destruction of other people that I hate. In this day and age there are better ways to go about getting what we need and want then always just threatening and trying to take it. Violence begets violence. And the cycle will continue.

  • @Jerrid3 name one society tht didnt attack another, thts just how the human race works, and its not gonna change, and if people accuse others of dumb things and looks dumb, then let them look dumb, dont point it out to others

  • @silvernug

    It is good to educate people though. You can not educate the pure racists, only those who are borderline or just truly do not know. The US history, the last I checked, only hints at bad things, they hardly go into detail, you are lucky to see a page worth, usually just a paragraph. But when it is something good the US does it is like a 30 page chapter. And I can not name a society where one did not attack another... I am sure there is one somewhere... we can hope.

  • @Jerrid3 ..WELL SAID !!!

  • @SSgtParmer Someone needs to go to tolerance camp...

  • kawaii i want a monkey !!!!!

  • @SSgtParmer

    Nuke them - we be affected too dumbass.

  • @SSgtParmer no one deserves to be nuked you idiot

  • @SSgtParmer im glad americans like you exist. it ensures that your country will continue to be made a joke of in europe and in asia.

  • @lupinyonsei What about all the non-ignorant, non-arrogant, smart, fit, and accepting Americans? People in the rest of the world tend to forget about them, sadly. Everybody only looks at the bad Americans. It makes me sad. *sigh*

  • @Nicole3900 yes its said

    bud its olso becase the bad americans rule the scene not the good americans

  • @Nicole3900 yeah most people usually forget both of them.

  • @Nicole3900 dont worry about it, americans have nothing to be ashamed of. we communicating via american technology. the others know this, they are just jealous apes.

  • @Nicole3900 Because the majority of people who post on Youtube and other internet sites safely away from society behind a keyboard and computer, about racial, political or religious views are bigots and ignorant people. All the smart ones got the idea that you can not argue with retards thus the retards on the net out number the smart ones usually 10-1. But in the real world it is just the opposite. But most people do not realize it. Then again a lot of people think all Muslims are terrorists...

  • @SSgtParmer  your saying they should be nuked because of whales?why not the other animals?

  • I don't care if there are monkeys! I want to take a bath there too!

  • @teo1000t Better not in the same pool as the monkeys..they shit in them

  • Simple, guttural savages.

  • This makes me want to take a bath.

  • Jap monkeys!

  • I blew chunks all over my keyboard at 1.27

  • are there male and female baths or all together

    

  • I too want to "contact ze godz"... :(

    1:45

  • LOL ive actually done this in japan and it was a great experience. its a shock when you get in the hot spring but as you get used to it, its very hard to get out because it was so relaxing! besides, most baths in japan, including the ones at home are around this temperature and theyre used to it, which can surprise many foreigners like me going to japan

  • I suggest learning Japanese and Erm.....oh I will stick with good old showers :)

  • HOW ABOUT TRANSLATING WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

  • @blaa94 journeyman isn't into that.

  • Good water temperature is between 36 C and 39 C (96.8 F and 102.2 F) for no more than about maybe 45 minutes. I am not certian on this.

    Child are far more sensitive,

  • I get palpitations if water is too hot, so more than about 20 minutes and 40 degrees would start to affect me severely.

    It is in relation to my amazing tollerance to cold, it leads to me having intollerance to heat. I feel I must be a god of the Arctic.

    I cannot get hot at all, but I can sit in very cold water.

    DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME - You can die in an hour at 10 C (50 F) and at 42 C (107.6 F), you will get heat stroke and go into shock with in about 45 minutes maybe.

  • i wonder if they steam their d1cks in the water.. ( get it steam in hot water bath )

  • nothing scorching about 42 degree water, c'mon man

  • heat --> blood vessels dilate (radiate heat out of body) --> blood pressure drop --> less oxygen taken to brain --> fall asleep --> FATALITY!! :D

  • @Thetrollmaster2000 great explanation

  • @Thetrollmaster2000 flawless victory.. Sorry have mortal kombat on the brain

  • @Thetrollmaster2000 don't forget the increased HR with the decrease BP

  • @Thetrollmaster2000 even if 40000 people a year die from a bath i still want to try!

  • @Thetrollmaster2000 And when you die in an ofuro, you will be in paradise with the Shinto gods.

  • @Thetrollmaster2000 SUB ZERO WINS

  • @Thetrollmaster2000

    "fall asleep ---> FATALITY" ??? How did u come up with this? Where does it say they are drowning? More likely to be the temperature differential between an overheated lower body and a frozen upper. Cold head gets an influx of hot blood. Can't be too good.

  • i need translation please

  • even taking a bath is deadly? O.o damn..

  • awsome :D

  • is aw them so many times in animes they are REAL XD

  • why are the journeyman programs so anti-japanese? as if everyhting that's different from the west was automatically bad. i mean, i live here and i love it.

  • @kaschtnsamtdiekarbln Anti Japanese? Stop crying pansy.

  • god i this journeymanpicture is such an anti-Japan who want to destroy our popular culture

  • @Nadeshiko637

    yes! i thought noone would notice that, journeymanpicture spreads false information about japan, let's flag this videos down

  • @jin54363

    This can be said to all the videos not only about Japan...

    What should I do to sue this channel?

  • @Nadeshiko637

    you can share your comment with many people, and ask to them to report the channel

  • @jin54363

    thanks.

  • happy lil monkeys no worries for them

  • it's actually not that bad... tried it and it's REALLY comfortable and relaxing