Harry Potter's Willy

[Mischief58]

lol at 2:01 awww snap!

[PoohBearFan23]

HAHAHAHAHHA OMFG.

[bolder146]

ROFL XD

[cuppycakeyify]

ahhh i'm in pain...:'D

[BoexDexKoe]

Duuuuude, you're hilarious xD

[MrSquishyStuff]

Whirled his willy at the dementors.. white shiny stuff shot out of it..

[DGBL]

@PeteInABox OMG! I came into this wanting to be mature and all adult-like. Then I clicked play, you started talking and I didn't make it past the first 30 seconds, damn it! :p You, sir, are just plain nuts, but I mean that in a good way, ROFL! Thanks for the many laughs tonight, and I look forward to several more! :)

[PinkFrostedSprinkles]

You forgot the best one - "What's got your willy in a knot?" :'D

[momo4895]

2:28-2:35 <------ LOL!!!! :D

[Ir0nF1st924]

"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his willy tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.

[FullFr4me]

Your waving in the end, gives the whole video a new perspective...

[AustinTassletine]

Who wouldn't like this?

[jagmeet44]

O no he didnt

[FireFang1331]

I thought I wouldn't laugh....I was wrong. Oh so very wrong.

[PeteInABox]

@FireFang1331 Thanks for being immature (:

[kaykaren5000]

I  LOVE you accent!!!!

[EAsportsFlFA]

@kaykaren5000 i guess your american ?

[kaykaren5000]

@EAsportsFlFA Yes, is it that obvious?

[MarieFace]

Don't forget the Elder Willy!

[PeteInABox]

@MarieFace Doesn't Harry snap it in half and throw it over a cliff?

[MarieFace]

@PeteInABox

*nerd moment* In the book he used it to repair his own "wand" and then locked it away in his vault for the rest of his life.

[benjiappleton]

@PeteInABox no he puts it in Dumbledore's tomb

[thenewkidsonthebloc]

@PeteInABox Harry's elder willy in the book was kept hidden, never to be seen by his kids, and only by close friends

[ChrisTheSpiritOfGods]

That was fucking hilarious!

[emmymeg223]

This is indeed erotic. XD

[raqada]

and here i though i was mature enough to not laugh at dick jokes.

[Ir0nF1st924]

@raqada try replacing a word in titles with the word dick. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Dick, We Were Dicks. Full Metal Dick, Red Dead Dick, CoD2: Big Red Dick, Pale Dick, Iron Dick, Sniper:Dick Warrior, Little Big Dick, Dick List, Johnny Got His Dick, The Dick Worker, The Good, The Bad and the Dick, Final Dick, The Dick Centipede, Two and a Half Dicks, My Little Dick, Dickhead, Lord of the Dicks, Scary Dick, Everybody Loves Dick, etc

[DGBL]

@Ir0nF1st924 "....2 1/2 Dicks..." sounds tragically painful, don'tcha think?!

[overlordkgk]

hahahaha and i never thought i'd favruite a vid with harry's name in it hahahahahahaha, "his willy had snapped" hahahahaha (Favorited)

[itsmariahx]

:3

[greenryanpurplebekka]

it's on rightthisminute.... and did he just snap?? lol

[PeteInABox]

@greenryanpurplebekka On TV?

[woodd00]

Too funny!!

[brandonBQcullin]

can you approve my video response for your trickshot video? it takes a click. please. it would help me a lot!!

[harrypotter4TW]

... voldemort was looking for the elder willy. 

[SamJanuary17]

no seriously pete i challenge you to poo in a supermarket

[BlackKatakito]

I fuckin died XD

[kl8209]

Gawd... This was very good fun. Thank you!! xD

[Zombie1990]

GENIUS.

[picorettte]

x'D

[TurkeysAreChicken]

Great Videos :D

[vertigloww]

I have the weirdest boner.

[TheMarkdaly]

@mrsnickjonasluva1: same :P

[tehl33t666]

Wat.

[hazzmando]

1:23 is what you're looking for, I believe....

[MSilentscream]

You sound like Harry Styles :3 It makes me happy..

[mrsnickjonasluva1]

oh my god i am dying

[ttonyragle]

Anyone up for a wizard's duel?

[JulieClue]

someone please wipe the hot sauce from the like bar

[xXxChristinexXxX]

who the hell disliked this? it's hilarious!

[letzplay45]

Lol

[The007alexbond]

see this video has outdone youtube physics, its got 301 views but 442 likes

[EAsportsFlFA]

@The007alexbond it also says that on the main page it has got 9000 views, wtf??????

[781230xy]

oh gawd @_@ lulz

[XxGraceeyyxX]

*roll picture*

[GayFishes]

YELLOW SUBSCRIBE BUTTON. ._.

[TheGrageon]

the dislike bar is the same size as the disliker's willy

[bandieandie]

Great video!

[mandymilkerman]

Oh the accent! YUM!

[FalconclawOfAQW]

Read the battle between Harry and Voldemort in "The goblet of fire".

It's hilarious.

[themarco11231]

LOL WTF

384 Likes

16 Dislikes

But the video only has 301 views

[ganiisness]

this is perfect!

[miclroon]

HAHAHA YOU LEGAND

[ilikeydashooty]

Dis is mah boi petey, every1 giv him sum love -333

[TheFallingOne]

Hahaha I lol'd big time!

[LakoonPlay]

Good thing I posted this video on Funnyjunk, just gave you 11k views :D

[PeteInABox]

@LakoonPlay Thank you :D It was on the front page of r/videos on reddit aswell

[djmikeylove]

@LakoonPlay thats what brought me here. thanks for the next two hours of non productive activity pal.

[ElKierano]

@LakoonPlay Ohh, this made me cry :') What's your FJ?

[LakoonPlay]

@ElKierano lakoonUK

[thedrumline]

@LakoonPlay learn to count brittons

[PlayStationPoper]

Funnyjunk, reporting in.

[kaporalhart]

Wait... 300 people like this, 14 doesn't, and there are 301 views ... ?

[2xNikki]

Haha I couldn't stop laughing :)

[DeanSearle]

This is amazing. Favouriting and sharing with whoever I can.

[cuppycakeyify]

lolololol crying with laughter :'D

[Ninocka30]

I am so emberassed for liking this...

[weareatrandom]

({X^D Regardless whether you heard about it from somewhere else or figured it out for yourself, you chose some really good lines from the books.

[WratherOwnage]

this is genious Peter!

[MrPoopoolol]

I was deeply misled by the title

[willbande]

Hilarious dude - and an english accent I can finally understand! woohoo

[LakoonPlay]

...Anyone here because of funnyjunk?

o_o

[matelue]

@LakoonPlay Who the fuck cares?

[DrMattDestruction]

@matelue stupid question is stupid. LakoonPlay obviously cares.

[matelue]

@DrMattDestruction Stupid answer is stupid. The question was rhetorical.

[DrMattDestruction]

@matelue huge fan of rhetorical questions. but that was an awful rhetorical question.

[matelue]

@DrMattDestruction You're an awful rhetorical question.

[wolvesreinsurpreme]

...you're cute i ignored almost everything you said...sorry lol

[JustThereInTheAir]

song name?

[IElRedI]

Comedy gold.

[IElRedI]

hahaha

[princesssammyjaco]

hahahaa this is hilarious!

[BlueYoshiCake101]

I think I might die of laughter! XD

[spacemanspiff9393]

This kid did not actually come up with this idea. It was originally posted on Bash.org.

[gaieve]

@spacemanspiff9393

It's still just as funny =P

[TheObnoxiousMan]

@spacemanspiff9393 Anyone could've come up with it. It's not exactly the most cryptic of ideas.

[PopArtStudios1]

i never knew reading could be so fun :D

[heather0f]

lol howling =]

[Cyclops4eva]

Hahaha. I am immature. Lol.

[NikTheJew]

thank you bash.org.

[Sondredb]

haha, amazing! I found a facebook page about this once, but making a video make it much more hillarious! Nice!

[nextgenerationdemon]

i want to favorite this video, but if i do, from the name of the video it would look like i was looking up harry potter porn LOLZ.

[Beffinee]

Oh my, I just realised how immature I am :')

[nelsyeung]

Perfection.

[analfabet123456789]

omg i'm dying here from laughing !!

[ancientkiller10]

AAHAHAHHHA

[MrJohnOtime]

I AM ROFLING SO HARD AHHAH

"DONT PUT YOUR WILLY THERE" AHAHHAHA

[SalemStorm]

What's a willy?

[AlTyler138]

@SalemStorm a penis, hope that helps

[ahafeez66]

@SalemStorm a penis

[FluXez00]

rofl

[LAURAbrap]

hahaha never realised how much of hungarian horntail hermione is! (thats harry potter slang for horny bitch)

[julesmarrison666]

Lol

[MakeupTeen94]

LOL omg. you must be fun to mess around withh ;) just sayin.

[Maybefunny2468]

I love the series, but this was hilarious!

[Izlivz]

funniest video I've seen all day. :D

[SamTheGentleGhost]

Read all harry potter books... replacing words with funnier words...

and i'll pay you with my willy..

[TheCrazyGirlLOL1]

Its soo fitting :D :D Get it.. fitting becase its about- Nevermind.

[madnessdude4]

This is why i subbed to you!

[graceee8D]

hahahahaha thats so funny i laughed so much in the movie ron said to harru "i have a spare wand if you need it its 10 inches" :P

[ahafeez66]

show us the stuff on your wall =D

[ToweringPillarOfCats]

Lmao! :D

[omgithax]

12th :D

[TForceDesigns]

I.... LOVE YOU!

[idunno721]

GOD! I laughed so hard at all this!

[bokeni]

I think i just died xD

[XxAnimationDudeXx]

Hermione got swaaaag!

[ZacksPC]

XD



[pigwithtourettes]

Pete replaces the word 'wand' with the word 'willy' in the Harry Potter book. Hilarity ensues.

[Chris11Caz]

HAHAAAA

[Ounja93]

I want to read the books like this now.

[adamraywilson]

3rd?



[Zak7565]

2nd?

[DaltonDays]

First viewer