Twix - Get The Girl

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

"I LUV BLOGGING!! :D" uggghhh she reminds me of my stupid ex friend :p

[md5fungi]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx CHILL OUT MAN, BLOGGING IS AWESOME

[tenthousandsuns]

Twix: Helping you lie about who you are to get laid!

[oiadsjfasiodjdfjs]

:28 tits bounce, daaam she looks like a good fuck

[MooseOfReason]

#OccupyTwix

[TornTech]

Rick perry needed a Twix

[jeremiah1499]

lol they predicted the 99% protests

[Hervey52891]

lol

[supaspydamn]

That's what's his name from Happy Endings!

[psychedelicyouth]

the awkward moment when you're having an awkward moment and you bite into a twix and time doesn't stop.

[JohnPurchaseArt]

yeah...I know the sort of blogging he'd love to get up to...

[bio2020]

All guys should know this.

You cannot take away a woman's right to be a lady. It doesn't matter if she is secretly a whore, or if she wants to screw your brains out.

You cannot straight up ask her like he did in this commercial.

She's got to be able to still be a lady when she comes over to your house.

[BtVSP3]

OMG! It's Max from Happy Endings!

[patu8010]

Why did they change the name of the candy bar from Raider?

[Mes0Pl0x]

@patu8010

Case the chinese ppl couldn't say the word Raider... So they didn't buy something they couldn't say

And changed it into Twix!

[choocken]

@Mes0Pl0x Why wouldnt they be able to say raider?

[Mes0Pl0x]

@choocken Seriously?.... Have you ever heard a chinese who doesn't speak english , say raider...

It would be like : Haida

[choocken]

@Mes0Pl0x They CAN pronounce R's. Its L's they cannot pronounce...

[VideoLogDotCom]

I get whats he's having

[shenaiie]

is that Blabla (the girl) from how i met your mother? ??

[HolyBomb]

Ιn some times TWIX can get you laid, in others though TWIX can get you screwed!

[TheGarlandowl10]

-Girl: Hey baby can i see your phone.

-Boy: Sure...here

Beep..Beep..

-Text: Last night was great baby

-Girl: WTF? WHO WAS YOU WITH LAST NIGHT

...-Boy: Umm...*pulls out a twix*

-Girl: PUT THE FKIN CANDY AWAY AND ANSWER ME...

[choocken]

@TheGarlandowl10 Then again its a bit fucked up for her to want to go through his messages.

[brooklyn560]

buy twix, IT'LL GET YOU LAID

[kthankxbye]

I wanna go to his apt.

[deathnoteluva]

lol i pwn you all because im eating a teix right now >:P

[ghanboy]

Anyone have that early 2004 twix commercial that had Sandra Bernhard in it, and she greeted some guy and he said, "hi, honey-bunny".

[nigen]

twix, its makes hipsters have sex

[karkkiliininam]

haha lol this is funny cuz he's desperate for sex

[Fredcheesburger]

33 people needed a moment.

[batistaker123]

best Halloween candy ever

[rasingun13]

Except using Twix when you "Need a moment" just use the Kanye, the Kanye can interupt any situation while you make up an excuse to use, the Kanye-OUT NOW! (Kanye West)

[Eveningwake]

All women are gullible morons. Tell them lies, they will believe! (madinthemoon) It's hard to believe that today's society has really come to this. This may be "just a commmercial" but it doesn't send a very good message. And that "just" word, yuck... it JUST is what it is and nothing more....

[REALCougarsRmales]

id rather choke on a twix bar than be that pussy whipped.

[yoozernaym1]

There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip - Wikipedia, the ...

There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip is an old English proverb. It implies that even when the outcome of an event seems certain, things can still ...

[WhatsUpDubai]

At least the twix commercial i made wasn't as sexist.... ^ ^

[akamoney1]

the favorite part in these commercials is when they said "Need a moment" lol

[kissmyathia2010]

Wow, okay, all the people complaining about this being "sexist" are just annoying. Get over it, it's a COMMERCIAL for a candy bar. Not a big deal.

[PimpMyParadigm]

Cool a progressive msg men r only interested in sex and girl are bouncy and gullible....

[bykashka75]

THATS HOW STUPID BITCHES ARE, TRUE STORY.

[bykashka75]

fucking bitches, say yes, i want to go to your apartment and have dirty wild sex

[dieselrepublic]

@yankeefan42 Go Yankees!!! FUCK Boston!

[six6bottles]

@dieselrepublic vise versa bastard, YANKEES SUCK DICK!

[dieselrepublic]

I dunno but if all I needed was a damn candy bar to bang a chick that hot, I would carry one all the time. That girl is smokin'.

[stover3]

You never see an old man eating a twix. Karl "K-man" Pilkington

[EdBoonSucks]

How can anyone hate this?

[illegalmartian]

Wow these commercial make women look like idiots!

[FenrirWolfe1]

@illegalmartian

They aren't!!??

[girlygirlgg226]

@FenrirWolfe1 No, you dumbass. Women are HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. Studies show that women have higher IQs. And because you are so dimwitted, I feel an insuppressible urge to explain what an IQ is to you as if you were two! HOW DARE YOU call women idiots.

[FenrirWolfe1]

@girlygirlgg226

Women are HIGHLY INTELLIGENT? Where? Perhaps I just live on another planet?

[girlygirlgg226]

@FenrirWolfe1 Perhaps you do! It would explain your lack of manners and intelligence! Being a female myself, I'm highly offended.

[FenrirWolfe1]

@girlygirlgg226

I don't care about your feelings. "manners" is a very relative term. You probably wouldn't be offended if you were a man. If you are intelligent, then I am sorry for our ehm.. misunderstanding. But I haven't met an intelligent female yet.

[girlygirlgg226]

@FenrirWolfe1 You are very rude. No wonder haven't met an intelligent women, they want nothing to do with a douche like you!

Either that our you live in a place where the daft bimbos roam freely!

[FenrirWolfe1]

@girlygirlgg226

Thank you for your opinion. Now shut up, dumb bitch.

[Momentum139]

@FenrirWolfe1 ... you either live in a very close-minded community, were raised in a very interesting way, are a terrible comedian, or you live alongside some of the worst humanity has to offer if you truly believe that or haven't encountered a single intelligent female. I'd like to assume you just got out of a bad relationship, are trying to troll Fenrir, or otherwise got screwed over by a woman. But hey, I don't follow you around.

Moreover, I just pity you. You're going to be lonely mate.

[Tehrani72]

LOOL.  Hilarious !

[bigkt072]

i dont see why alot of people take this commercial so serious...just watch it..laugh at it and move on with your life.why let this commercial challenge your lifestyle and beliefs lol?

[franciscojavierm]

@bigkt072 Yeah it is like they are discussing some sort of debate or something WTF!!!??? Besides the commercial would be way better with Jason Alexander (as George Constanza) as the Twix guy!

[bigkt072]

@franciscojavierm LOL that would be funny wouldnt it? i can see him appearing in the commercial giving the guy advice on what he should say while he eats the twix.

[NeneFino1]

I wish I could come up with them type of saves, if twix really did this I would carry 1 all the time. lol.

[charlesskf]

i fucking hate this commercial, it glamorizes womanizers everytime i see this commercial i wanna break something

[DrunkSamurai]

@charlesskf You're right. Because obviously wanting sex means a person is a womanizer.

[charlesskf]

@DrunkSamurai theres nothing wrong with wanting sex but this guy is fucking lying about himself and fucking tricking this chick into thinking he wants to blog about politics, if you can get whats wrong with that then just shut up and fuck off

[toonlink916]

Twix is the best chocolate i ever saw (and ate)

[dl432112311]

doesn't happen in real life... eg: man-says something awkward that offends woman, proceeds to take out twix bar, takes his time chewing his way through it, then picks up on conversation only to find woman staring at him part disgusted, part amazed, totally not interested in him, and thats how it got even more awkward

[woodlefoof2]

her:what kinda girl do you think i am

me: -eats the twix thinking "how can i make her slap me really hard i cant get out of this might as well get a good laugh out of it and a nice story to tell" finishes-

i thought you were the kind of girl who would... im sorry were having technical difficultys please tune in later thank you for choosing youtube as your video streaming website

[golddustwoman83]

Hey, it's the homewrecking schoolteacher from "Mad Men"!

[mfpforever]

IT'S BLAH BLAH!

[tvangess]

Please, someone, explain to me how this is sexist. Because it isn't. It's just funny. Bonus, this guy looks and acts exactly like one of my friends. Swear to God.

[4thdegblkblt]

Twix are for twits.

[tvangess]

twix got him tits

[Megara]

How is this funny? Some woman just got lured (stupidly) to a stranger's apartment.

"I love blogging!"

Girl, YOU'RE about to go get blogged. He's gonna upload his blog all over your internet. Lol

I find this commercial lame, unfunny, and sexist.

[YurAllStupid]

@Megara I don't know about "sexist", but the Twix commercials are pretty fuckin stupid.They dont even make sense.

And all the whining about it being sexist toward women is bullshit. 99.9% of ads male-bash freely and NO ONE speaks out against it.

[tvangess]

@Megara I find you lame, hilarious to make fun of, and since you stupidly label this as sexist, very likely un-sexy to look at. Enjoy being pissed at life fatass.

[Megara]

@tvangess Lol. You must be a hardcore Twix fan!

[Megara]

@tvangess And btw, thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag in front of everyone :-)

[tvangess]

@Megara well when you spout off about something being sexist when it clearly isn't, unless you're mad about it making fun of the guy, it irritates me. Sorry. Get a sense of humor.

[abarca47]

@tvangess Yeah, tell that bitch how it is.

[nigen]

@Megara

well agreed... this is a stupid ass commercial not that any of these commercials are ever clever, but I'd have to agree with other here. I ma having trouble finding out what makes this commercial sexist. yeah the girl is gullible and the guy is an idiot, but pretty much both genders are stupid in these commercials so... not sure where the distinction lies. if both genders are portrayed as stupid then i say humans are stupid. and that is how twix portrays there view of their consumers.

[scarabY2k]

Pointless commercial. The Twix commercial with dude cramming his mouth to avoid his big booty wife from slapping him was the best Twix ad. It was like the actual candy was helping him out of the moment...not like this lame commercial. Dude just puts candy in mouth to eat and just think and that's it. The candy wasn't really the rescue out of his difficult situation, like in the big booty twix commercial. Nice try guys, but this one is lame.

[angiejacobsrs]

this is such a dumb ad...and mildly offensive to women

[FangnclawXD]

@angiejacobsrs Really? I'm a girl and personally I just think it makes the guy look stupid. XD

[highermusic]

Men who eat Twix are sexual predators.

[XVideoGuruX]

lol

[Smackbox]

Sure, he makes a white lie to smothen things then again, I guess that makes all women sexual predators what whith the make up, dishonest clothing and so forh. An image says more than a thousand words. The sexual predatorship of women is larger than life.

[nvn007]

@highermusic I choked when I read this. I was eating a Twix.

[ACEaaron21]

@highermusic u say that like its a bad thing

[MrImthebestkid]

@highermusic but the get some

[Rastivv]

@highermusic I eat Twix. In fact, its my fav candy bar.

Im no sexual predator am I?!?!??!?

[choocken]

@Rastivv Yes

[GetStuffed04]

@highermusic Haha that shit made me laugh. :)

[Vorhias]

This guy?

Da-da-da-da-da-da-DOOOOUUUUUCH­E.

[Haaaaaaawe]

This product is here in Saudi Arabia and the people love him a lot . .. mr.abdullah of saudi arabia

[spirtw72]

Ms. Farrell on Mad Men. Please don't come back in season 4.

[Noel08Blueheart]

The most ridiculous advertising campaign ever. A caramel cookie that disruptes the time-space continuum and gets you layed!

And what's with the marketing to men? I've seen far more woman with twix in their hands...

[magic585]

@Noel08Blueheart dude you answered your own question. you would market to men BECAUSE more women than man like twix. you wanna appeal to everyone

[Noel08Blueheart]

FIrstly, I'm not a dude. Secondly, who says more men like twix that women? Has there been a study or are you just talking about what you only think you know? I see just as many women eat twix than men.

[magic585]

yeah i just call everyone dude, sorry about that... but i think you misread my response... i didnt say more men like twix than women... i said if your assumption was true, then it would make sense that twix would market to men...

[nigen]

@Noel08Blueheart

this whole marketing to men idea has really got me laughing at how ridiculous its become, when ever there is a food related product geared toward men, *candy, beer, fast food etc) they always portray the men as douche bags, morons and slobs. its such a strange notion that if you alienate your target demographic, they'll buy you shit. same with the bimbo women in clothing commercials too.

what the hell are these advertisers thinking....

[NiarbReysu]

For all those out there who "hate" the twix commercials here's a bright side:

Twix is WARNING women about guys lying to them...

WARNING: Beware of men with Twix!!!

LOL XD

[thomasdfghj1]

he wanna plug her hole

[kyky2753]

does anyone know a link to the i've been robbed commercial ?

[DegiYo]

Does anyone know what the guy actor's name is?

[yankeefan42]

@DegiYo haha this guy was in my high school, a few grades above me...Adam something

[mrfreestyle86]

can anyone please tell me who the girl in the video is?

[iMReCKLeSS22]

@mrfreestyle86 Abigail Spencer

[Regulusx1337]

Chew through all the scenes on their website. :)

[Elightning19]

This is the internet. No one now or ever will care about your opinion.

[acraze21]

@Elightning19 hahahaha so right

[Noel08Blueheart]

@Elightning19 Then why are you expressing YOURS, hmmmm?

[WendyWTF]

i heard there was a second part to this !

[Sonkirihami]

@WendyWTF

yeah and it's pretty funny! he pretends his apartment got robbed XD

[WendyWTF]

OMFG ! YEAH I FINALLY SAW IT ! xD

he was all like "OMOH MY GOD I WAS . . . ROOOOOOOBED"

lmfao (:

[magicalshrimp23]

I'm surprised there isn't more outrage over the rampant sexism in this commercial. I guess society really does like to brush examples of sexism under the rug and just chuckle it off.

[BigBoiJC]

no...we just sit back and laugh at those who find something wrong with a commercial for a candy bar. lighten up. if you're so offended then why even look the commercial up?

[magicalshrimp23]

I looked it up to see the full version of the commercial, to see if the shortened version simply misconstrued the conversation between the two. But I was wrong. It's terrible all the way through. And to assume that because the commercial is advertising something as small as a candy bar, it can't possibly be making a bold or repugnant societal statement is just foolish. Look at the interaction between the man and the woman. The man is hailed as a protagonist for lying to get in the girl's pants.

[magicalshrimp23]

Besides, asking me why I looked the commercial up in the first place doesn't disprove my argument that there is gross sexism in this commercial.

[TheInstantClassic1]

These two have it all wrong. They should "do the dirty" first and THEN they can "blog" about their fantastic night in bed XDXDXDXDXD

[MsTexascutie]

people blog together? wtf

[tanginumin00]

@MsTexascutie yeah. and they fuck infront of the camera. you should try it sometime

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

@MsTexascutie

it's slang for SEX =D

[JAKECUB100]

This is awesome. Too many uptight fucks need to unwind. Its funny because you can relate to it. Sexist or not.

[SumNJFella]

I love Twix

[skigame]

she fucking hot!

[magicalshrimp23]

Holy fucking shit, this is so sexist.

[Sephiroth21682]

this guys a D-bag seriously, what a loser.

[dannydarko76]

Hahaha

what?

waahhhttt?

[theitalian556]

I think old boy had it right the first time!!! lol

[xfinitex]

Lord. These commercials actually manage to be more sexist than Axe/Lynx's. Sad.

[BM151]

What? Whaaaat?

(Pure genius)

[hooperpiccalero]

she's as easy on the show as she is on this commercial

[pacificimporters]

he's gonna get a sick duck, good for him!

[sealand12]

She plays Sally's teacher in season 3 of Mad Men.

[ArtBuffMunky]

I was about the comment the same thing. Obviously, people here only some underline ridiculous message about "rape"?Twix should be about recieving diabetes. By the end of a person's term, the question posed is not some junk food on your televsion set, but rather you are consuming something that will cause gain green and cause your feet to be amutated. I am just kidding. I really do not give a manure about this commerial nor people, just that she is from Mad Men.

[LynnjaFang]

That guy in the video... I think I saw him doing improv tonight. Is he in Upright Citizens Brigade?

[Fatmouse25]

Oh Ive been rob!! Sequel is a great follow up. lol

[13ig13X]

id gic her a good blogging

[amnesiophilia]

commoditising women with chocolate, hell yes, twix, this is truly the perfect ad strategy

[lionandlamb11]

im eating  Twix now! YUM

[ColtsFan1912]

does Twix think all girls are idiots? *rolls eyes*

[infighters]

lol XD hehehe

[sloththemighty]

What's the actresses name?

[stringman520]

Abigail Spencer

[RinLockhart]

Ugh... I hate that guy.

[spykatt]

"I thought you were a believer". Who *talks* like that??

[kikeaurelio]

people who get pussy i guess

[jeremyfrancis]

I just saw the "sequel" to this commercial on G4... hilarious!

[1puffcake1]

haha yeah his room is all trashed "omg ive been robbed!"

[pitmascus]

It's fun to dream

[swearengenn]

the shorter version they play now doesn't make sense to me, but this one is better

[jducati11]

WHAT!! whhhhaaaaaat??? lofl, so funny....why did they change it on TV? this commercial sux now that they changed it....they should bring back this version!!!

[Ninix23]

They just play a shorter version now

[Ksavage2010]

The Chick is BEAUTIFUL and HOT!!!!!

[stankorange]

this is jokes, who is the girl?

[Xsuit]

Abigail Spencer

[chinquecfro44]

I've played the interatctive game o nthe twix wesite it was pretty easy finding what shots to call for the dude trying to get Deborah (the girl the guys trying to get with).

[archangell44]

who's that girl?

[MasterMoron]

Abigail Spencer

[metahead7]

Weird, I thought they executed Ted Bundy.

[auburntiger13]

that guy probaly had sex with her.

[gocanez77]

HAHAHA

This commercial is hilarious!!

..Seriously just made my day.

[132liverpoolrd]

this commercial is ridiculously sexist, and i'm boycotting these motherfuckers.

[dmrios62788]

ur a fucking idiot how is it sexist? so the axe commercials arent sexist? u make this country shit

[132liverpoolrd]

did i say they weren't ? p.s. one of sexism's many definitions is: "a manifestation of stereotypical attitudes towards men or women." so it looks like i'm not the idiot after all(:

go frame your GED &end all attempts at intellectual conversation.

[dmrios62788]

ur a moron. GED? what do u do look at shit on youtube all day and cry about the world. stop complaing and suck it up. and i knew what the definition was. why dont you find something to do with yourself.

[132liverpoolrd]

who is crying/complaining ? i'm expressing my opinion; something you'd be familiar with if you had anything valuabe to contribute. and if you knew the definition, why did you ask me how the commercial is sexist ? haha, i am doing something. currently, arguing with you is more entertaining than all the videos on youtube :p

[dmrios62788]

i love ur video on ur page sike, but alright looking i guess

[132liverpoolrd]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okay.

[david6pac]

"what kind of a girl do you think i am?"

a hot one!

[MistressRebekah]

LOL. LIE TO WOMEN. THEY'LL SLEEP WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER BECAUSE THEY'RE BRAINS ARE LIKE WALNUTS. AND DON'T FORGET THAT IT'S FUNNY AND RIDICULOUS THAT A WOMAN WOULD HAVE POLITICAL VIEWS! [Insert Rage Here]

[bambarby]

that chick is smoking hot.

[david6pac]

agreed, she should come to my apartment

[Africanman14]

have you seen it when they arrive at his apartment? its hilarious, its dirty, and hes like "I got robbed!"

[MasterMoron]

Is the new one on Youtube? I haven't seen it yet.

[Africanman14]

no i dont think it is

[vinh32y]

twix is my fave candy bar and this the first time ive seen a twix commercial

[grantcmeadows]

This and other recent twix commercials REALLY, ABSOLUTELY SUCK! Twix is only a chocolate bar. BOYCOTT ALL MARS PRODUCTS! until they come to their senses and promote the product for what it really is.

[ZeNoodle]

Lol.....I dont like these commercials, but there are crap loads of commercials that dont advertise what the product really does. "Twix is a decent chocolate bar candy product" would not be good for selling.

[ajp42109]

i dont really get this commercial...

[me3be3]

he meant want to come to my place for sex, she was gonna reject him but he came up with a smooth move