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  • holy crap i just read your book!

  • The last recorded history of beardless DC Pierson

  • My left ear enjoyed this video

  • So I was watching this last year, and yesterday at school we were given a sheet about ralph waldo emerson and it had this quote on it and I was so excited cause I knew it that I almost peed. I was like I KNOW THIS!!

  • @StonedRaider233 that's exactly what I said

  • THIS is the DC Pierson rapping on some of Childish Gambino's songs??? Holy fucking shit.

  • @StonedRaider233 I thought the same thing. haha

  • @supershayn6 Starlight? Me too!

  • I just read DC Pierson's book.. really funny :)

  • i was listening to childish gambino, i had no idea that this was DC Pierson lol thats awesome

  • best feeling in the world? when you get an ad you can skip

  • @lefty156 Best feeling in the world? When you download Adblock Plus and 5 months later haven't seen an ad

  • @ImFromFlorence cool story bro

  • WE RUN THIS BITCH

  • Wow this guy probably lives a couple blocks away. That's sooo fuckin weird how great comedians are among us. xD

  • i'm a windstorm. shakey shakey shut the fuck up

  • he can date me, i will pity him.

  • THE FUCKIN HOBGOBLIN STOLE THE CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Life is like a box of chocola- the fucking hobgoblin stole the chocolates! Lol

  • NO IT AIN'T. IT'S HAAGEN-DAZ, QUEENS! WE RUN THIS BITCH. -coldstone creamery blows up-

    If you just read the joke, it wouldn't be funny, but the way DC told it made me LOL

  • Are these stand up sets as short as these videos? Or do they go on longer and stuff just gets edited out?

  • @cooljammer00 theres more than one performer, each gets like 5 minutes

    then there are collegehumor sketches

  • Dude,that last joke with the chocolates and hobgoblins...Hilarious!

  • mama always said life is like a box of chocolates you never kno, FUCKING HOBGOBLIN STOLE MY CHOCOLATES....HOBGOBLINS!!!!!

  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. DAMN IT THAT'S THE THIRD FUCKIN' TIME! ALL RIGHT HOBGOBLINS, SHOW YOURSELVES!

  • LMAO ROFL that was seriously amazing, that literally made me laugh out loud

  • 2:28

  • Funny stuff. I met him at comic-con he was really fuckin nice. Really cool guy. Hope Mystery Team opens up in more theatres across the country. The funniest movie ive seen in years.

  • just met him tonight in boston..def lives up to what u said. funny dude and really nice willing to talk to the fans and give advice.

  • "Is this Astoria, Queens?"

    "Yes...yes it is..."

    "NO IT AIN'T, THIS IS HAAGEN-DAZS, QUEENS! CUZ WE RUN THIS BITCH!"

    *Coldstone explodes*

    Epic. xD

  • HOBGOBLIIIIIIIN!

  • lolz THE FUCKING HOBGOBLINS STOLE THE CHOCOLATES!!!

  • Tide and time wait for no hobgoblin.

    Rome wasn't built by hobgoblins.

    A rolling stone kills hobgoblins.

    A hobgoblin by any other name is just as creepy.

    ADD MORE HOBGOBLIN PHRASES!!!!!

  • To be, or not to be? Go ask the hobgoblin

    Four score and seven years ago, there were hobgoblins.

    Give me liberty, or give me hobgoblins.

    We, the hobgoblins, of the United States of America...

  • no its diarrhea

  • so sick of this dumb pheonix commercial they ned a new one

  • sooooooooooooo true

  • just press f5 so skip it

  • i have a huge crush on dc pierson.

  • i hope you're drinking lots of water after each bathroom break. restore your liquids man.

  • lol

  • Isn't it spelled diarrhoea?

  • Me too...he is awesome.

  • I met him a couple days ago, he seems pretty chill.

  • haha ikr

  • hes so funny lol

  • fucking hob goblins stole the chocolates rofl

  • he's gonna regret opening the window when he realizes that how the hob goblins got in.

  • Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know- The hobgoblins stole the chocholate HOBGOBLIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNSSSS

  • DERRECKCOMMEDY

  • "Well sweetie, God never closes a door without opening a window. But he's gonna regret it when he find out That's How the Hobgoblins Got In." LOL... HOBGOBLINS! that is so great! I love DC!

  • life is like a box of chcolates FUCK THE HOBGOBLINS STOLE THE CHOCOLATED

  • Hey guys, Dc hasn't ever been that great with acting or comedy, but he tries and I'm sure he enjoys it!

    Such a cute dork xD

  • NO IT AINT, WE RUN THIS BITCH! hahah rofl

  • You have no idea what you are talking about, you stupid, ignorant child.

  • HOBGOBLINNNNSSS!!!!!

  • copy/paste if you lold ;)

  • :,( I miss their show sooo much

  • 2:35

  • you know sweetie, whenever god closes a door, he opens a window, but regrets opening the window when he finds out THAT'S HOW THE HOBGOBLINS GOT IN!

  • LOL! :)

  • BOOO!

  • Boring?

  • Lmfao *claps* awesome,

  • he could of done better

  • Lol this was pretty funny.

  • lmfao i think this guy is hilarious. ;)

  • life is like a box o chocolates, you never know... DAMMIT THE FUCKIN HOBGOBLINS STOLE THE CHOCOLATES!!!

    ROFLMAOL

  • The first part wasn't really anything, but the part about the hobgoblins made me laugh.

  • I heard the hobgoblins returned the chocolate afterwards

  • He's not bad.

  • he's not that funny

  • not really funny

  • So emerson was trying to say that great minds don't have to think consistently from day to day? And to illustrate that stupidly simple idea he called it the "hobgoblin of small minds". Emerson was an arrogant prick.

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  • is this the guy from derrick comedy?

  • yup

  • yep, i believe he is.

  • terrible cardigan

  • i liked the cardigan.

  • hilarious. and it's true, more frazes do need hobbgoblins. :P

  • Their so fucking hilarious because their famous.

  • yea it is

  • is that at the upright citizens brigade theatre

  • i dont think its very funny

  • he called women dogs and equated sex from them like getting a drink of whisky

  • we run this bitch! hahaha

    hobgobblins hahhaah

  • this was actually really funny

  • your mum scuks

  • not funny

  • u guys are right his delivery does suck but he's very funny

  • "More phrases need hobgoblins!" and you wonder why you're single? :P

  • Bad delivery,good jokes.

  • HOB GOBLINS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • he is good at this stuff :D

  • the end was pretty good, and its not easy to do that stuff, i salute you DC Pierson, your derrick comedy stuff is good also

  • dane cook - style comedy. a lot of moving around and talking fast. lolol

    pretty good tho.

  • those 2 statements are so contradictory

  • his delivery sucks. but he's funny

  • not the best, but preettty good =P

  • what does he say from 2:20 to 2:24

  • "I don't know why I need the brandy."

  • Very funny...

  • is he from derrick comedy?

  • SOOOOOOOO LAME nice effort though

  • hobgobblins, priceless XD

  • coldstone explodes lol

  • first joke was pretty good

  • this is horrible.

  • he over does it. only go so far

  • guy from derrik comedy???

  • yes

  • lmao i just asked that question i think he is

  • so lame

  • wait i accidentally pressed flag

    crap.. i like this video

  • hahahaha wow

  • Not bad but he can do better

  • LAME

  • yea CH live is lame as hell, i watch it but i just cant laugh, spend more time making hardly working and the show and less time with this shitty stand up crap

  • He can do so much better than that! He's so great at Derrickcomedy

  • Terrible stand up

  • I'm with you. i dont think he practices enough.

    I did stand up. and his jokes aren't solid.

    more practice and he'll be better

  • derrickcomedy!

  • HOBGOBLINS!!!

  • so lame

  • zzz

  • whats a hobgoblin?

  • Half Human, Half Ogre, and they told me baldurs gate doesn't teach you anything

  • If you wanna laugh then watch Donald Glovers. Now HE was funny.

  • that guys from derrickcomedy

  • that guys pretty good

  • thought it was great lol

  • And yet if Dane Cook Did it or some other famous Comedian said this- it would be fucking hilarious...

  • proof stand up isn't for anything.

  • I like everything college humor does

  • This was not funny at all.

  • wasn't that funny but it was ok

  • i dun liek these

  • same here

  • Finally, you guys post someone worth watching. Hobgoblins!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Funny.. but for some reason I didn't laugh.

  • bad.....just bad

  • that was horrible :(

  • not funny. but he tried.  he'll get there one day. keep trucking.

  • hahaha beautiful

  • HOBGOBLINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DERRICK COMEDY whoo!

  • Derrick Comedy is my favorite branch of College Humor.

  • haha

    indeed

  • Funny!

  • the ice cream joke was great. and more phrases DO need 'hobgoblins' in them. truer words were never spoken.

  • yeah derrick!!!

  • Sort of funny... I guess.

  • HOBGOBLINS!!

    Hahaha that was so great. XD

  • I want to see their fucking movie.

    Goddamnit

  • ha. i really did like this one! dont no why u guys didnt!

  • I bet $100 no one will Reply to this

  • wat

  • Penis

  • pay me. by subscription

  • i replied.

  • hahah that reply was better than the whole stand up hahah