So I was watching this last year, and yesterday at school we were given a sheet about ralph waldo emerson and it had this quote on it and I was so excited cause I knew it that I almost peed. I was like I KNOW THIS!!
Funny stuff. I met him at comic-con he was really fuckin nice. Really cool guy. Hope Mystery Team opens up in more theatres across the country. The funniest movie ive seen in years.
"Well sweetie, God never closes a door without opening a window. But he's gonna regret it when he find out That's How the Hobgoblins Got In." LOL... HOBGOBLINS! that is so great! I love DC!
So emerson was trying to say that great minds don't have to think consistently from day to day? And to illustrate that stupidly simple idea he called it the "hobgoblin of small minds". Emerson was an arrogant prick.
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yea CH live is lame as hell, i watch it but i just cant laugh, spend more time making hardly working and the show and less time with this shitty stand up crap
holy crap i just read your book!
idiotbox2099 3 weeks ago in playlist CollegeHumor Live
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WhatdoesAilishlike 1 month ago
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kenierstad 1 month ago
So I was watching this last year, and yesterday at school we were given a sheet about ralph waldo emerson and it had this quote on it and I was so excited cause I knew it that I almost peed. I was like I KNOW THIS!!
madbar4lifexo 5 months ago
@StonedRaider233 that's exactly what I said
TheUksammyj 7 months ago
THIS is the DC Pierson rapping on some of Childish Gambino's songs??? Holy fucking shit.
StonedRaider233 9 months ago 5
@StonedRaider233 I thought the same thing. haha
TheZoostudio13 4 months ago
@supershayn6 Starlight? Me too!
Johnahue23 9 months ago
I just read DC Pierson's book.. really funny :)
varsha1010 9 months ago
i was listening to childish gambino, i had no idea that this was DC Pierson lol thats awesome
supershayn6 10 months ago
best feeling in the world? when you get an ad you can skip
lefty156 1 year ago 7
@lefty156 Best feeling in the world? When you download Adblock Plus and 5 months later haven't seen an ad
ImFromFlorence 8 months ago
@ImFromFlorence cool story bro
ericdbz 7 months ago
WE RUN THIS BITCH
mightybob50 1 year ago
Wow this guy probably lives a couple blocks away. That's sooo fuckin weird how great comedians are among us. xD
YTnMe 1 year ago
i'm a windstorm. shakey shakey shut the fuck up
stellosac 1 year ago
he can date me, i will pity him.
abillionpaperstars 1 year ago
THE FUCKIN HOBGOBLIN STOLE THE CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!!!!!
CarterSheehan 1 year ago 2
Life is like a box of chocola- the fucking hobgoblin stole the chocolates! Lol
jazaniac 1 year ago
NO IT AIN'T. IT'S HAAGEN-DAZ, QUEENS! WE RUN THIS BITCH. -coldstone creamery blows up-
If you just read the joke, it wouldn't be funny, but the way DC told it made me LOL
DominationVideos 1 year ago 5
Are these stand up sets as short as these videos? Or do they go on longer and stuff just gets edited out?
cooljammer00 2 years ago
@cooljammer00 theres more than one performer, each gets like 5 minutes
then there are collegehumor sketches
TitaniumToothpaste 1 year ago
Dude,that last joke with the chocolates and hobgoblins...Hilarious!
TheGraciousGent 2 years ago
mama always said life is like a box of chocolates you never kno, FUCKING HOBGOBLIN STOLE MY CHOCOLATES....HOBGOBLINS!!!!!
majordilligaf 2 years ago 7
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. DAMN IT THAT'S THE THIRD FUCKIN' TIME! ALL RIGHT HOBGOBLINS, SHOW YOURSELVES!
Shaunbadia195 2 years ago 88
LMAO ROFL that was seriously amazing, that literally made me laugh out loud
scrEYEB 1 year ago
2:28
SassyMamaProductions 2 years ago
Funny stuff. I met him at comic-con he was really fuckin nice. Really cool guy. Hope Mystery Team opens up in more theatres across the country. The funniest movie ive seen in years.
myimaginaryhero 2 years ago 8
just met him tonight in boston..def lives up to what u said. funny dude and really nice willing to talk to the fans and give advice.
FFmaxx 2 years ago
"Is this Astoria, Queens?"
"Yes...yes it is..."
"NO IT AIN'T, THIS IS HAAGEN-DAZS, QUEENS! CUZ WE RUN THIS BITCH!"
*Coldstone explodes*
Epic. xD
tstormm2 2 years ago 15
HOBGOBLIIIIIIIN!
trueNBAballa 2 years ago 6
lolz THE FUCKING HOBGOBLINS STOLE THE CHOCOLATES!!!
TheAnnoyingThing1915 2 years ago 8
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my cam is running anyone want to watch me ^^ ?
SexxyyAmber88 2 years ago
Tide and time wait for no hobgoblin.
Rome wasn't built by hobgoblins.
A rolling stone kills hobgoblins.
A hobgoblin by any other name is just as creepy.
ADD MORE HOBGOBLIN PHRASES!!!!!
jkid1134 2 years ago
To be, or not to be? Go ask the hobgoblin
Four score and seven years ago, there were hobgoblins.
Give me liberty, or give me hobgoblins.
We, the hobgoblins, of the United States of America...
qruff63 2 years ago 3
no its diarrhea
Antigony86 2 years ago
so sick of this dumb pheonix commercial they ned a new one
susiejello 2 years ago
sooooooooooooo true
hitch4645 2 years ago
just press f5 so skip it
tallfreak825 2 years ago 2
i have a huge crush on dc pierson.
fallheartkiller 2 years ago
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i have a bad case of diarheaa
Vigrans 2 years ago
i hope you're drinking lots of water after each bathroom break. restore your liquids man.
fallheartkiller 2 years ago 2
lol
Vigrans 2 years ago
Isn't it spelled diarrhoea?
franka64 2 years ago
Me too...he is awesome.
TarHeelCanesFan 2 years ago
I met him a couple days ago, he seems pretty chill.
MadmanMoon 2 years ago
haha ikr
AlisonLP96 2 years ago
hes so funny lol
GerardXWaysXWife 2 years ago
fucking hob goblins stole the chocolates rofl
ChillieBuffalo 2 years ago 4
he's gonna regret opening the window when he realizes that how the hob goblins got in.
Tyveris 2 years ago 8
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know- The hobgoblins stole the chocholate HOBGOBLIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNSSSS
TheSeltsamOne 2 years ago 4
DERRECKCOMMEDY
HDGL 2 years ago 5
"Well sweetie, God never closes a door without opening a window. But he's gonna regret it when he find out That's How the Hobgoblins Got In." LOL... HOBGOBLINS! that is so great! I love DC!
LeavingYou94 2 years ago 2
life is like a box of chcolates FUCK THE HOBGOBLINS STOLE THE CHOCOLATED
kylethebest2 2 years ago 2
Hey guys, Dc hasn't ever been that great with acting or comedy, but he tries and I'm sure he enjoys it!
Such a cute dork xD
Ineedtomakeanamethat 2 years ago
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poor
cones2005 3 years ago
NO IT AINT, WE RUN THIS BITCH! hahah rofl
vHoLLAv 3 years ago 70
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wow americans are easily amused
nr790 3 years ago
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i am an american and i agree with you. this is shit
curdle1 3 years ago
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Australians have no sense of humor XD
jazz524 2 years ago
You have no idea what you are talking about, you stupid, ignorant child.
spongemonkey27 2 years ago
HOBGOBLINNNNSSS!!!!!
Maxxx9000 3 years ago 4
copy/paste if you lold ;)
8411184 3 years ago
:,( I miss their show sooo much
painitis 3 years ago
2:35
happybottlecap 3 years ago
you know sweetie, whenever god closes a door, he opens a window, but regrets opening the window when he finds out THAT'S HOW THE HOBGOBLINS GOT IN!
happybottlecap 3 years ago
LOL! :)
inmyownblood 3 years ago
BOOO!
MissROFLMAO 3 years ago
Boring?
garfeild1010 3 years ago
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these guys arent funny
MapleCooki 3 years ago
Lmfao *claps* awesome,
VeloceManiac 3 years ago
he could of done better
PurpleMusicAddicts 3 years ago
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failed
franchica 3 years ago
Lol this was pretty funny.
CiRrUsMiAsMa 3 years ago
lmfao i think this guy is hilarious. ;)
Minisazzerella 3 years ago
life is like a box o chocolates, you never know... DAMMIT THE FUCKIN HOBGOBLINS STOLE THE CHOCOLATES!!!
ROFLMAOL
popatire23 3 years ago
The first part wasn't really anything, but the part about the hobgoblins made me laugh.
GuruGeekSan 3 years ago
I heard the hobgoblins returned the chocolate afterwards
usrRhinos 3 years ago
He's not bad.
doranduh 3 years ago
he's not that funny
jukedalon 3 years ago
not really funny
LoveVampire 3 years ago
So emerson was trying to say that great minds don't have to think consistently from day to day? And to illustrate that stupidly simple idea he called it the "hobgoblin of small minds". Emerson was an arrogant prick.
Horus515 3 years ago
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plevyman 3 years ago
is this the guy from derrick comedy?
reppination7 3 years ago 3
yup
laxbilly1 3 years ago
yep, i believe he is.
kenmags 3 years ago
terrible cardigan
sangReality 3 years ago
i liked the cardigan.
Minisazzerella 3 years ago 3
hilarious. and it's true, more frazes do need hobbgoblins. :P
summersleeps 3 years ago
Their so fucking hilarious because their famous.
PudencePuhlmann 3 years ago
yea it is
Shorty1038 3 years ago
is that at the upright citizens brigade theatre
fsdeez 3 years ago
i dont think its very funny
jaybomonkey 3 years ago
he called women dogs and equated sex from them like getting a drink of whisky
charlieclown 3 years ago
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this guy sucks
lumin750 3 years ago
we run this bitch! hahaha
hobgobblins hahhaah
jacccckay 3 years ago 2
this was actually really funny
gamergirl321 3 years ago
your mum scuks
christian199212 3 years ago
not funny
afroboy11 3 years ago
u guys are right his delivery does suck but he's very funny
Unconformed45 3 years ago
"More phrases need hobgoblins!" and you wonder why you're single? :P
Entharion 3 years ago
Bad delivery,good jokes.
RyuOhisama 3 years ago
HOB GOBLINS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
goofygoobah 3 years ago 4
he is good at this stuff :D
alienkaze 3 years ago
the end was pretty good, and its not easy to do that stuff, i salute you DC Pierson, your derrick comedy stuff is good also
landofsandman 3 years ago
dane cook - style comedy. a lot of moving around and talking fast. lolol
pretty good tho.
Luckyboys4080 3 years ago 3
those 2 statements are so contradictory
disissid89 3 years ago
his delivery sucks. but he's funny
valareedoll 3 years ago
not the best, but preettty good =P
alexchiu 3 years ago
what does he say from 2:20 to 2:24
atenschnplies 3 years ago
"I don't know why I need the brandy."
ilovenuts 3 years ago
Very funny...
szlamx 3 years ago
is he from derrick comedy?
VR4RubenVR4 3 years ago
SOOOOOOOO LAME nice effort though
butchfalutch 3 years ago
hobgobblins, priceless XD
Mia001300 3 years ago
coldstone explodes lol
MooKYTheStar 3 years ago
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ImpossibleGamesInc 3 years ago
first joke was pretty good
femiboy34 3 years ago
this is horrible.
Gtar43 3 years ago
he over does it. only go so far
gram1615 3 years ago
guy from derrik comedy???
minikool 3 years ago
yes
commentonyourvideo 3 years ago
lmao i just asked that question i think he is
VR4RubenVR4 3 years ago
so lame
blueorangelettuce 3 years ago
wait i accidentally pressed flag
crap.. i like this video
squrrilboy 3 years ago 2
hahahaha wow
shnikeramos 3 years ago
Not bad but he can do better
skeddles 3 years ago
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Ambioc 3 years ago
LAME
boomtastic67 3 years ago
yea CH live is lame as hell, i watch it but i just cant laugh, spend more time making hardly working and the show and less time with this shitty stand up crap
Flubugubu 3 years ago
He can do so much better than that! He's so great at Derrickcomedy
Dereck89 3 years ago 3
Terrible stand up
megamanelcrange 3 years ago
I'm with you. i dont think he practices enough.
I did stand up. and his jokes aren't solid.
more practice and he'll be better
Deltaskater 3 years ago
derrickcomedy!
Rushgoon1 3 years ago
HOBGOBLINS!!!
Halo3RedvsBlueNaruto 3 years ago
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I wish college humor would stop making stand-up they are so LAME!
cangriman0101 3 years ago
so lame
KolYma89 3 years ago
zzz
msp1212 3 years ago
whats a hobgoblin?
spongah 3 years ago
Half Human, Half Ogre, and they told me baldurs gate doesn't teach you anything
Markness07 3 years ago 2
If you wanna laugh then watch Donald Glovers. Now HE was funny.
aflyingturd 3 years ago 3
that guys from derrickcomedy
Kdog379 3 years ago
that guys pretty good
PattyMMelt 3 years ago
thought it was great lol
Conundrummy 3 years ago
And yet if Dane Cook Did it or some other famous Comedian said this- it would be fucking hilarious...
Vegetaotaku 3 years ago
proof stand up isn't for anything.
ziberteck 3 years ago
I like everything college humor does
dies123productions 3 years ago 3
This was not funny at all.
Fathersquirrel 3 years ago
wasn't that funny but it was ok
tatinum2 3 years ago
i dun liek these
charlesazn29 3 years ago
same here
iarowzi 3 years ago
Finally, you guys post someone worth watching. Hobgoblins!!!!!!!!!!!
NoncentsProductions 3 years ago
Funny.. but for some reason I didn't laugh.
WootMapler 3 years ago 3
bad.....just bad
Corpucle 3 years ago
that was horrible :(
Dllshockk 3 years ago
not funny. but he tried. he'll get there one day. keep trucking.
vtchung 3 years ago
hahaha beautiful
alexdaplayar110 3 years ago 2
HOBGOBLINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
brownshoeT2 3 years ago 4
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that was horable
stevecaboose 3 years ago
DERRICK COMEDY whoo!
KrnBlackWannabe 3 years ago 3
Derrick Comedy is my favorite branch of College Humor.
MasterOuiukiske 3 years ago 3
haha
indeed
skillzombie6 3 years ago
Funny!
GNoodle 3 years ago
the ice cream joke was great. and more phrases DO need 'hobgoblins' in them. truer words were never spoken.
texichan 3 years ago
yeah derrick!!!
TheCubicle 3 years ago
Sort of funny... I guess.
dogmaticcat 3 years ago
HOBGOBLINS!!
Hahaha that was so great. XD
Lillica 3 years ago
I want to see their fucking movie.
Goddamnit
Shadow8P 3 years ago
ha. i really did like this one! dont no why u guys didnt!
guitargoddess0527 3 years ago
I bet $100 no one will Reply to this
wiigodj 3 years ago
wat
ThatGuyAtTheBar 3 years ago
Penis
TehUltimateHaxzor 3 years ago 2
pay me. by subscription
atmarcusat 3 years ago
i replied.
straightxupxhustler 3 years ago
hahah that reply was better than the whole stand up hahah
amoep 3 years ago