The Paperclip (Demetri Martin)

[bleachiko3cat3]

someone make a nyan clip ~(nyan cat)

[littleXjack]

that wasn't funny at all

[buddygroove]

How can anyone dislike this joke? It is so funny. You really either have to hate Demetri Martin or not have a sense of humor to not find this funny. I love it:)

buddygroove approved:)

[runindie24]

LQTM!

[goniloc]

its nor ransome its ransom

[ilikeknifing777]

you spelled ransom wrong

[TheMusicBoxes]

I love the paperclip =)

[ROFLMAOpeace]

whoa he said money with a werid godfather tone.

[LkPkZbFangirl]

Oh Demeti,I do too wish for my paperclip to say many things .Anyway I really like his show.

[DmonkeyD1994]

this is so unfunny that its averagely funny

[TwoTekah]

That was hilarious.....ladies...

[IamTHEredux]

you realize by animating his joke, you are ruining it a bit, right? if the joke is best told with visual accompaniment, Demitri would have done it.

[nickfan77]

not funny .. /:

[blarghhboy]

@nickfan77 Well, yeah, but you're adopted...So...Yeah.

[vicadin9]

@blarghhboy ....ladies

[zeno711]

the paperclip wants to help... ladies...

[xvermillionlustx]

@zeno711 ahahahahah xD

[rinuextreme]

Didn't get it xD

[tdd10006]

this was funny and i laughed out loud, but why this? there is so many better demetri martin jokes.

[vikijinx]

wheres the long video with all the stuff like batterys and carrots !!!!!! LADIES !!!!!! ?? cant find it =[

[nickisthebeef]

WHERE IS THE REAL VIDEO OF THIS! AND THE LONGER VERSION it was way better and had more then just one joke in it.

[underclocker]

i think you should've have the audio on stream instead of event. It would have sync'd better :\

[ToAsTy42o]

lets all hop aboard the "Hate Dane Train!" I don't get the hate... why can't i love Demetri Martin AND Dane Cook, for different reasons? Meybe sometimes i DONT want to think about jokes, and i WANT to see a dude jump around a stage AND BE FUNNY. I like Kat Williams and Mitch Hedberg, also, or am I not allowed to like them either? What if I like Larry the Cable Guy AND George Carlin? Stop hating comedy, you douche nozzles, it's an art, even if you don't enjoy it, like all art.

[CBPCorps]

looks like your writing a ransom note!

[punkdude777]

demetri you funny fuck

:D

[Miradart]

C'mon, Dane Cook is a fired Walmart greeter compared to Demetri Martin, who is the Mensa analyst.

All Cook has done is prance around the stage like he has a bad back, and an uncontrollable arm, and then tell bad jokes with a smirk. ;) He is "All hat, no cattle"

[199Good]

I lubb dees guyy <3

[dogymon]

im not going to get all BLEAH and inflamitory, im just wondering, did he steal this from dane cook or did dane cook steal this from him?

[Ninj4g33k]

Considering Dane *allegedly* steals from several sources, I'd say dane took this one from DM.

[dogymon]

would not surprise me, dane is so funny it is kinda hard to believe that he comes up with his own material. I really dont blame though, its harder than hell to come up with new material.

[Rmaggedon91]

dane came first

[easternbiker47]

@Rmaggedon91 actually he didnt...... and the jokes he is accused of stealing were all on dvds or specials or whatever you wanna call them that came out after the person he allegedly stole from.

[Panther36m]

YEAH!

[kegs616]

wrong, Dane cook is a retard. he tells boring stories all he does is run around, scream, flail, and curse way too much. his "comedy" is for ignorant fucks.

[yugcixelsyd]

Damn straight, Demetri is proof that comedy isn't dead yet.

[kegs616]

demetri is proof that there are forms of comedy that require an IQ over 100...

[breyerhorsegirl37]

@yugcixelsyd i know i like when he talks about the ice! hold brothers hold. now LAUNCH!

[ThaATrain10]

@kegs616 but you cant deny somethings are just plain funny that he says. Look up 'super gay dream'

[kegs616]

@ThaATrain10 strangely i can. because the only thing dane cook does is make me mad, rather than make me laugh

[brandonplaysguitar16]

LQTM

[xHEROINExWAFFLESx]

hahahaha

i text that to people but they never know what it means!

[ZombieMutants]

One funny person

[terminatorgir]

out of sync but funny

[NeverForgetWizet]

lol right when i saw the paper clip im like this is demetri martin

[leegravy]

lol

[MrPigeon08]

out of sync :P

[TBustah]

Hehe.

God knows that thing's gotta be good for SOMETHING.

[nacholord093]

TBustah i dobt that paperclip is good for anything rofl

[puddingball]

I find this video... meh

I mean, it's the point you don't imagine the bandana until Demitri says 'nice bandana' and this little off-synch clip ruins the surprises

[weesna32]

true true

[RichT519]

a lot of comedian make fun of the paper clip and it gets old but he did it well

[lilsk8erbro]

@RichT519 I actually haven't heard anyone else use the paper clip.

[miana90]

@lilsk8erbro me either

[cheetahwald]

haha i love demetri martin

[OriginalMrsniffles]

can work on the timeing

[cdavthekool]

lmao he is amazing i cant wait for his movie to come out

[MNfreeskier21]

MOVIE?!?!?!!?

[fusionDX]

the movie is called Person

[iamawesomeandcool]

oh, so he's gonna be in two? cuz I know he's gonna be in Taking Woodstock this summer.

[fusionDX]

no no it's not a movie it's pretty much his stand up and other jokes

[iamawesomeandcool]

pssshhh, even better! I LOVE him, he's like the only comic that I ALWAYS think is funny, ya know? N he's not really that dirty either, just funny :]

[fusionDX]

lol yeah i know what u mean his work is great

[hockeyrock23]

Demetri Martin is making a movie????

[EggbertonMac]

cool

[helenbrook]

hes also making a movie about woodstock! cant effing wait!!

[Charizilla]

I wanna see it when it comes out, he does good sketches so I'm guessing he acts pretty well.

[MishLDirnt]

Oh, the uploading messed it up? (sorry, should have read that first :P) I know what you mean, it messed up one of mine too -_-"

:P it was still good though

DAMN YOU YOUTUBE!

[DarkXiahouDun]

It's quite alright, and thanks!

[MishLDirnt]

a little delayed, but still funny

[1crzyteen]

thanks paperclip!!

[7danielradcliffe7]

haha i love this guy

is there any place you can watch whole episodes of important things??

i missed one

[anus419]

Google 'ninjavideo,' and go to the tv shows link. In the left hand list they have Important Things with Demetri Martin. Tip: use the flash links, they load much quicker.

[dropKickSnoMen]

who care faggot

[Cr0cR0ck]

Misspelled Ransom

[DarkXiahouDun]

Hey as an artist I cant spell everything right all the time.

[fightinirish16]

i love him! hes so funny.

[ZeroZX999]

LOL! I see ur writing a ransom note! Maybe I can help. LOL

[HeyYouTewb]

timing was a little off, but good

[DarkXiahouDun]

Actually in the making of it the timing was perfect, however, when I uploaded it, YouTube threw everything off. So timing was out of my hands. And I dont remember my account password to try to fix it.

[10rudmar10]

lol, i think they referenced this joke in the game Perfect Dark Zero

[Dexihand]

really? where?

i miss that game, I lost my disc somewhere and it's sad.

[10rudmar10]

In the 2nd level, when you need to identify the thugs w/ the audioscope. if you listen to the second one's conversation, he talks about a computer doing that

[0bombshell0]

if u like this watch "guitar jokes"

[ScaryHumanFood]

Funny

[vootstin3]

funny as hell

[hacelepues]

this is a bit from "jokes with a guitar", yeah?

[EntwinedbyVengeance]

yep

[bshaffer2]

He is so fucking funny!

[TheOneTheOnlyBatman]

That was kinda cute.^^

Good Job.

[DavidBowieXD]

you should use stronger language! you get more money! lmao! freaken love this vid

[kogas101]

I love this video its halorous

[BCgirl802]

This guy makes my life

[Robocrat]

I killed my computer the first time I saw this because I saw that damn paper clip.

Then I got another computer and realized it was a joke. Five stars, though you deserve one star for breaking my computer.

[iRaveDemonix]

Im not sure why you have a bad reaction to paper clips, but thanaks!

[ModernSurvivor]

The paper clip can be quite traumatizing to those who know it best.

[massacrekuniochi]

lol that would be funny if a paper clip actually popped up every time you wrote a ransom note! XD

[beeBeebAnaNa]

naww, cute! gosh, demetri is funny!

[lazydictionary]

Nice!

[kmophanourtney]

haha, i think this is one of my favorite demetri martin jokes

that's a pretty hard core paper clip

[tobikun5]

awsome! lol.

[boundin]

this was cute, I dig!