Michigan State jokes!

[midlandtrickshots23]

Anyone notice the spelling errors?

[frenchcanadianfilms]

Want to know why people go to state is because they don't have a life want to know why that is so funny is because it is true go blue!!!!

[omgitzan0reo]

these sucked

[GetLikeMe12592]

I like the joke about all the good-looking Ann Arbor girls. Oh wait, there aren't any

[JamesDeBall]

He wrote "excepted" lmfaoooo yup you got "excepted" to collej...

[bmwkicksass]

leave him alone retards msu SUCKS! hail to michigan

[MrCharlieB21]

Fuck michigan and msu!!!!

They both suck like shit!!!

[TheLions4superbowl]

@MrCharlieB21 I don't know what school you went to but they're both a hell of a lot better than that joke of a school in that joke of a state to the south.

[local2458]

The fact that you actually wrote "excepted" instead of "accepted" says it all - about your U of M education and your command of the English language. Oh - and that was the best joke because it was self-inflicted.

[essenmj2010]

Awesome! Using one of your jokes for my poster this weekend...(: Go Blue <3 We better beat those Spartans this year.

[essenmj2010]

Awesome! Using one of your jokes for my poster this weekend...(: Go Blue

[MrKevinEaddy]

How do you keep a Spartan out of your yard!!!!

[coolgriff]

That fight song fucking sucks!

[1957BigPoppa]

@coolgriff ur mom fucking sucks my dick

[coolgriff]

@1957BigPoppa She cant becuase you need to grow one kid.

[giroux237]

Michigan state cookies

[LeafUmbreon]

None -:(

[SpartyNation1]

I gotta say this might be the gayest thing I have ever seen

[Julius44bc]

You made this video when you were 8?? Good job kid. You are starting out on the right foot.  Go Blue!

[chucknorrisworshiper]

heisman trophy winners:

michigan 3

msu 0

[chaldochamp3]

I'm an MSU fan but the fans on here getting pissed at the video, get over it. It is just for some fun.

[asusundevilboy]

excepted? oh the irony....

[stoops2121]

lol damn this was pathetic and you know this guy didnt even go to u of m

[JosephandGeoff]

HOW DO YOU WOOP A GAY FUCKED UP ASSHOLE WOLVERINE? YOU GET A SPARTAN TO KILL HIS RETARDED ASS!

[newscrew21]

this one is a few years old but still golden....How do you shock a Wolverine? Use a AA.

[bzurvalec]

How many UM students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, and they'll be sure to tell you they did it just as well as any Ivy-leaguer could have.

[vampyreofanarchy]

EAST LANSING CAN SUCK MY DICK!! GO BLUE!!!

[Knightmessenger]

I thought the Spartans lightbulb joke was:

None because there's enough illumination from all the burning couches.

[Chuck3791]

Here's the real joke: that most of these jokes are probably made up or told by people who don't/didn't even go to UofM

[ryanisawesome78]

i think the first joke was the best

[paullikesmusic]

Dude, do you go to Ferris?

[thegammageek1]

I like the one about the cookies best lol. The first one made me laugh too.

[Devink023]

Hahahahahahahahahaha state fans can't even say anything until they win 36 more times!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha must be a bitch to have to keep all those feelings inside

[bbbeaverboys]

@Devink023 we can't say anything? We beat you three times in a row and more than half of UM's 67 wins against MSU were from back when MSU was a small agricultural college and Michigan was a large university

[bzurvalec]

@bbbeaverboys That's always been an inconvenient little truth that UM doesn't like to talk about. A HUGE chunk of their "glory days" occurred in the first half of the 20th Century. For example, until they finally broke through in 1997, UM football hadn't won a national championship since 1948.

[MrBruce5557]

@bzurvalec remind me again how many Rose Bowls has m.s.u. been to,or how many Big Ten Championship's do they have V.S. U.of M?

[bbbeaverboys]

my favorite joke is the michigan football program

[seminolesfan100]

Screw this and screw the bucks. Go blue!

[MrHunterK11]

@seminolesfan100 go bucks bitch!!!!!!

[therandoms2000]

Best vid ever. Screw u green

[JPfromFlint]

How do you get a U of M girl to get out of your face? You pay her for the lap-dance!!! HAAAA! You want to hear a even bigger joke? Michigan fans actually thought they were going to beat MSU Saturday and Denard Robinson was going to run all over them! HAAA HAAA!!

[akcirvav]

@JPfromFlint -You want to hear the biggest joke of all??? U of M is still ahead of MSU by 37 seasons! "Hail to the Victors!" - GO BLUE!!

[1bam18]

Hey guess what? Paul lives at MSU. Nuff said.

[mattgower28]

Practice? Practice? We're talking about practice? EFF msu and osu fan, keep sucking on them nuts.

[YamahaBlonde]

I liked the LAST JOKE the best! It takes one Spartan to screw in the LIGHT BULB and the other 1,999 to watch and then set it on fire! Now why is that everytime MSU has a MAJOR VICTORY in something they set their campus on fire? I know...MSU also known as MOO U is full of MANURE. Manure is known as an alternative ENERGY SOURCE so they need to prove to the world that it'll burn! Guess that's why MSU's colors are GREEN and WHITE. Burning manure is ECOfriendly (GREEN) and the smoke produced (WHITE!)

[jeffandscottvideos1]

OHIO OHIO OHIO!!!!!!!

[pokedudeist]

@Sophana101 YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hook1425]

None of these jokes were even funny, and MSU is going for their 3rd consecutive win over Uof M. I cant believe Michigan sucks as much as they do with all the extra illegal practice time RichRod has them doing>>>GO GREEN!!!

[irishmen486]

lol haha go ohio

[xxemcmahon13]

@irishmen486 notre dame has the largest winless cities in CF. and r like the dallas cowboys of the nfl. which means notre lame is OVERRATED! mich leads series 20-15 and mich spance the losing irish ass 38-34 last year so stfu!

[evang64]

michigan rules

[newtkid74]

It's also funny how Michigan kicked state's ass for six years in a row an when state wins one its all of the sudden a big deal!

[hook1425]

@newtkid74 None of these jokes were even funny, and MSU is going for their 3rd consecutive win over Uof M. I cant believe Michigan sucks as much as they do with all the extra illegal practice time RichRod has them doing>>>GO GREEN!!!

[Eagle027]

@newtkid74 try two years running asshole.

[ScottayH]

@newtkid74 First off, its three wins, second of all, its the first time thats happened since the mid-60's (which is a big deal to us), and lastly.... michigan last won.com

[EpicSexynesss]

@newtkid74 yah no wats also funnyOhio state has been beetin michigans ass for the past 6 years!

[pacstopwalkrun]

@newtkid74 I agree 1000% percent with you. what a fucking joke.

[KrackedSkullsDetroit]

@newtkid74 actually four years is not one year. im surprised you didnt learn that with fancy michigan education.

[Snoopa90]

@newtkid74 ya, now its michigans turn

[newtkid74]

okay dont even to bother to comment about the whole spelling thing im just gunna delete them....andi hope you know that i made this video when i was 8.

[samneff9]

@newtkid74 Then why would you make jokes about people going to a University. Clearly you don't go to U of M.

[AMSANS1]

fuck michigan

GO BUCKS!!!!

[blakebainbdb]

Both teams r amazing although Michigan football sux and michigan state Basketball Rocks chrysler areana

[Mariee119]

Michigan state basketball is a total JOKE this year. You obviously havn't watched any of their games. **Big woop. They beat Toledo. Let's all have a fuckin cookie to celebrate!

Douche bag.

[KYLOKOVSKI]

Total joke? that's why we are no. 2 ranked right?  Because we are a total joke.

[Henderson711]

@blakebainbdb

I hate it when people say Michigan football is a joke. They are the winningest team in college football. How do they suck? Because they have had two bad years? TWO fucking years out of 103. Get over yourself you ignorant moron.

[kgjsdgksa]

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[boyfriendwithselenag]

i think the best is u put them in a bowl and whip em for three hours. GO BUCKS

[Mariee119]

Fuck you.

[saxgoalie]

o u want to hear a actual good one on u of m?

Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "Opossums"? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan in football?

1-AA [Appalachian state]

Why did Lloyd Carr make his Michigan Wolverines start eating their Wheaties straight out of the box?

Because they choke whenever they get near bowls.

[xxemcmahon13]

@saxgoalie ha like osu is against the SEC 0-9 and still get owned by usc since 1974? wow pathetic. and app state doesnt matter anymore cuz michigan went 2 beat florida in the capital 1 bowl. florida sound familiar? 41-14 ha pathetic. and tht year u lose the NC 38-24 2 LSU! so stfu!

[saxgoalie]

@xxemcmahon13

before u get ur panties in a bunch u need to chill out, and im not even an osu fan dude :p

[rmdizzle85]

@xxemcmahon13 really??? as long as we beat Michigan every year like we have for the past what...7 years..i dont care about the rest of the season ha GOOOO BUCKS!!!

[maizeandblueheart]

for the last joke you're thinking of OSU.

[brett4651]

MSU blows. and i believe michigan will be taking back thier paul bunyan trophy this year.

GO BLUE!!!

[saxgoalie]

sorry man not this year =p

[detroitfan39]

good call brett4651. michigan really handed it to state. hahahahahhaha loser.

[joshkennard]

It should be Accepted, not Excepted!! They dont teach Grammer at UM? Go Green, Go White!!!

[EvaT051]

these are the best jokes ever . go blue.

[eliashalab]

You guys should shut up you were the ones that didn't make the bowl game this year

[jc1393]

I agree the first one was the best.

[bronxbomerson]

I liked the first one the best.

[tigers792]

i liked the Cookies one, but i think the best one will be when the Wolverines march into East Lansing and kick Michigan States sorry butts. then MSU will be back to 4-8 seasons and back to bowing down to Michigan.

[ktcal1210]

MICHIGAN STATE RUlES

[canadagirl97]

lets go blueee!!

[demonsallstar08]

the michigan state cookies joke was fuckin hilarious

[newtkid74]

lol and just to let you know i spelled "accepted" wrong for a reason

[shmitch25]

And what reason would that be? Because you never learned how to properly spell that word?

[tswiatkowski2]

@newtkid74 what reason?

[AntnyDsmn]

@newtkid74 methinks the reason is you can't spell.

[SpartanSteveD]

the joke I like the best has to be your football team this year

[mclightningrocks]

MSU sucks!!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!

[MForce2k]

"Excepted" LOL.

[newtkid74]

oh and if you comment on witch joke you think was the best and it is the one i think is the best ill subscribe on your vids :)

[detroitfan39]

lol. im a diehard state fan. but state making cookies and how do u keep them out of your yard were funny as hell

[rockandrolltheatre]

the Michigan state cookies one that was the best

[HalloweenvidsUSA]

The lightbulb joke

[Tigger475]

Sweet Vid!