Kim Jong Il Re-elected As North Korea's Leader

[thatkindofguy234]

ugh... For fuck sake. North Korea is NOT communist, it uses its own version of socialism called Juche...

[SteeleMhansen]

They will start a war with westerns one day and they will rape the earth.

[Lm3ntz]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[Benad361]

The candidates were as follows :

Comrade Kim.

Dear Leader Kim.

Esteemed Comrade Kim.

Beloved Commander Kim.

To the surprise of many, Dear Leader Kim won the elections.

[Galakrond]

"Elected" implies choice.

[traditionalsmith]

actually, he's not listed as president, Kim Il Sung (who is dead) is still the president (somehow).

[yazied00100]

was that a cadillac at 00:46??

[06porterr]

when kim jong un becomes leader do you thinl he will be crowned with kim jong ils.almighty sunglasses

[06porterr]

ohh what alod of crap re elected he cant be de elected he is a god to them and there is no democratic actioj to do that this whole clip is made up

[EdMan2012]

north korea is bizarro land....

[MsSakuraisho]

die

[thetrialshot]

if you want to teach the whole world on Democracy, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO U.S

if you want to teach the whole world on Communism, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO NORTH KOREA

both Capitalism and Communism have their own flows

[AnHeroDesu]

@thetrialshot North Korea isn't actually communist, it's socialist... there has never yet been a truly communist state in history.

[Ipwnshaxxors]

@AnHeroDesu east berlin after the WW ll ?

[furrysega7]

wow, again? i sure didn't see that coming

[030terror]

What a Suprise he is reelected!!!! Hes the Son of the eternal leader of that country

[Hwoarang121]

Fuckin' motherfuckin' communists...

[Angjelo98]

Elections In North Korea ...

 1st Choice:Kim Jong II 2nd Choice:Please refer to choice 1 3rd Choice:Please follow the instructions on option 2

[Imachowderhead]

I just want a prostate exam...

[Rectiony3]

does this fucker ever change clothes?

[DeamonFighters]

a) Kim Jong IL

b) rape in butt

c) send to concentration camp

d) tieing him up to a pole

e) putting stones in his mouth so he can't speak (like what happens in concentration camps)

d) shot him dead

[Burgerman009]

that's the guy who sucked my cock!!!!

[LondonUnderground186]

When all dictators will be evicted for good?

[takatoekoe]

0:24 wtf nuke bomb? O;O

il rather live in south korea..in north korea u can get shoted

[lorthporky]

ofcourse he got re elected, those people can only vote for him!!!!!1

[RabosTroll]

Kim Jong Il is a good man with a good heart and has a good empire with good people

[zman1512]

@RabosTroll troll

[PussPussProductions]

@RabosTroll Kim Jong Il is worse ten Hitler. Kim Jong II deserves to be raped in the butt. Butt-raped. He has someone lit on fire if they sneeze in his direction.

[TopazSkillMauler]

@PussPussProductions But he didn`t kill 6 million jews.

[PussPussProductions]

@TopazSkillMauler thats true

[IKNOWABITOFEVERYTHIN]

@TopazSkillMauler . yeah . but he killed many of his country men . forced cildren to watch public executions , starve them to death . in fact . id rather be in the hands of AL-qaeda than to be in north korea. the jews recieved a fast death . public execution in N.korea is done by firing squad.north koreas money depends on forced labor . please watch some documentaries first until you say his worst than hitler . atleast hitler helped his germany.

[MenwithHill]

@IKNOWABITOFEVERYTHIN Oh no, they won't shot you, they will experiment on you, as they do with dwarves, amily to create biological things like the silly virus that's supposed to kill only white men...

[NrutoUchiha1]

All infavor of nuking poponyay say ay

[guitarist4747]

im going to have a party when he dies

[jethro035181]

...chuck norris wants to meet kim

[jethro035181]

...kim is rumoured to be dating olivia munn

[bonibonyrrk]

you insulent americans how can you make fun of our sacred leader he whom traveled to the bottom of the oceanand killed giant crab to stop the tsunamis i will take my rifle go to the america and slay all those capitalist americans who defile the earth

[Agustin4991]

@bonibonyrrk good luck with your proposition idiot

[bonibonyrrk]

@Agustin4991 idiot i was just kidding im not from north korea dickface

[Agustin4991]

@bonibonyrrk you should be a humorist. I believe in your career as a famous joker. Good luck

[RuneCreators]

Ohh herro im kim jong il

[shaboopie12]

omg what a surprise a dictator being elected again what are the odds

[779LR]

Anti American country...

.. using an American car to display their national hero, their Founding Father?

[soemyintusa]

hope he dies soon lol!!

[MrRT1966]

Reelected?

Who was on the ballots?

1)Kim Jong Il

2)U Drop dead!

[bestamerica]

'

china and ussr russia did give help to north korea get arms weapons,,,

never know

[HawxTeamDelta]

oh sorry i thought it was king kong vid.. well move along

[roudy1689]

(Comment Removed By Kim Jong Il)

[DaBoomz13]

option 1: Kim Jong Il

option 2: See option 1

[bunny153649]

a) Kim Jon Il

b) rape in the butt

c) shot in the head

d) sent to death camp

[bonibonyrrk]

@bunny153649 i choose b)

when do we start

[bonibonyrrk]

@bunny153649 i choose b)

when do we start

[luigibattista10]

@bonibonyrrk To rape you in the butt?

When do we start?

[luigibattista10]

@bunny153649 You forgot castration.. :)

[jhp1100]

Do yo want to see the devil? I presented you Kim Jong, that why is hard to kill him

[banat1980]

Kim Jong II is North Korea kingdom or communism?

I got the impression that it is the dictatorship...

[dieselscience]

Kim Jong = Korean for "Troll with little penis"

[SMGJohn]

Kim Il Sung so much better then the fucker Kim Jong Il

[remotecont888]

B.S., he re-elected himself!!!! Soooooooo pathetic!!!!

[marty912006]

north korea needs to vote in a black president

[hxasmirl]

wow i think the election was a very tense and exciting. i was so wondering who would win

[bb33nnii]

"vote for me or everyone gets shot" LOL

[jamysh]

N korea is a communist country what do u expect

[Electronic897]

@anergavin

Toyota is Japanese.

[kdog461]

@Electronic897 no i think its becuase there was a toyota comercial before the video started

[WaRcRaFtIV]

since when do communists vote?

[TheUSSRsoviet]

@WaRcRaFtIV Since always, most of you bash on communism when you know jack shit about it. why do you think North Korea is called the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK)

[kamikazeboy123]

anyone wants war???

[panzerkilla]

I heard his approval rating droped from 193% to 170%

[Roquehouse]

Thats one election ill go with option 3 drop dead.

[Fergusforslipknot]

0:43 ...?

[antakyusilo]

IF those people embrace ISLAM...there will be no war.. KIM JONG II -go for islamic practice

[Mandaramaster]

@antakyusilo lol

[luciferiexcelsil]

@antakyusilo IF they turn Islamic, they'll become a caliphate... nothing will change, it will be another Iran.

[Fergusforslipknot]

@antakyusilo I pity you for conforming to your religion of a blatant dictator of a god. In fact, Kim jong il has much in common with god. Instead of sending you to hell for disobedience, Kim Jong would have you tortured and mutilated, hmm, I think torture is less painful that eternal torment. Stop trying to perpetuate your insane desert religion of woman abuse and ignorance onto youtube.

[antakyusilo]

Go..go...go..KIM JONG II....bomb the south korea PIG

[WhisperingDeath90]

so he was re elected? orly? and here i thought that there was no democracy in north korea, im sure the election process was entirely democratic since there was only one person to vote for.

[rlmotionpictures]

Will it blend? - Kim Jong ll

[mikewbma]

Kim is really scared he might end up like Nicolae Ceauşescu of Romania. That is why he made his regime completely isolated and absolute control of the army. Killing everyone that is suspicious.

[TheCatholic143]

The so called "Dear Leader" Kim Jong starved his people so that he can make a nuclear weapon. So much for "Dear Leader."

[TheUSSRsoviet]

@TheCatholic143 You want to know a fact, thats all USA propaganda. Back in the Korean war 4 American soldiers purposely walked across the border into North Korea. they were so sick of USA imperialism that they said fuck it. and now they live a happy life in North Korea

[xx1994xxversion2]

they should really quit referring to North Korea as communist since Kim Jong-il came into power he has removed any references to communism and marxism-leninism and has rejected those ideas.

[CL747]

"RE-elected"?? By whom?

lol...

[thetrialshot]

nah why US or Britain or Germany or Australia sent their special forces there and assassinate it ? ofcourse the effect is WAR!! WW3 >.< we hate war as we know it! lets hope N.Korea will collapse on itself

[NordicSocialist]

President? Where does AP get their information? Kim Jong-Il is the General Secretary of the Korean Workers' Party and General Secretary of the National Defence Commission. Nothing else. Kim-Il Sung is the president.

[FantomasXZ7]

Dear comrade Kim: first why don’t you go 肏你妈的, and then you can 捋管/捋管儿, and when you’re done with that you can 去吃大便.

[bb33nnii]

@FantomasXZ7 lol

[electicalfanatic]

0:43 i guarantee you they are crying and yelling we hate you kim jong!

[jaradori]

김정일 너는 곧 능지처참이다.

[southplnk]

does this fucker ever change clothes?

[kriss3d]

@southplnk

Why would he ? Clothes which has the Dear Leaders sweat on it will turn into a solid armor making the wearer immortal. Sorta like the tears of Chuck Norris.

[kriss3d]

@kriss3d Or rather.. Would YOU be the one to tell a man this dangerous that his clothes is SO 1970 ??

[Ievolovel]

@southplnk No, but he sheds his skin daily.

[einsteinboricua]

@southplnk I am Kimmy's personal clothes shopper. He's wearing his Sunday vest in many of the clips here...but he's also wearing his "I hate the West" clothes as well. In addition, his closet is just full of vests since he loves them. XD

[KingKrabb999]

@southplnk can't afford to even wash them?

[RabosTroll]

@southplnk u MADE my day XD

[JLDoggard]

@southplnk Yeah, if I had as much money as he has I'd wear a different Armani suit each day.

[MrVideowatchy]

LOL, it is obvious that King Jong Il will win 100%. And yet, these SOB call themselves a democratic country, AKA DPRK (Democratic People Republic Korea) What A F-ing Joke. I hope North Korea Collapses someday.

[bombsquad817]

just snipe the guy with a .50 cal 416 round. problem..... solved.

[Pickachuuuu]

I am soooooo ronryyy so ronryyyy

[Xx3X0T1CxBLU3xX]

Ballot box options

Option 1: Dear Leader Kim Jong il

Option 2: You will Die

[brendude95]

Ahh...rittle roney...

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@brendude95 haha

your comment is so sirry...but not ruirui

[brendude95]

@SmoothCriminalAaron

Haha! You are worthress Arec Barwin!

[123itisfree]

They had two ballots. One said "this way to vote for Kim Jong ll " , " the other said, " this way if you want to be shot in the head."

[promdawg]

@123itisfree The DPRK is a single-united-party constitutional democracy guaranteeing freedom of speech and assembly to all citizens. DPRK citizens play an active role in their nation's political life at the local, regional and national levels, through their trade unions or as members of one of the nation's three political parties, which include the Workers' Party of Korea, the Chondoist Chongu Party and the Korean Social Democratic Party.

Stop being ignorant.

[RCROQEHSUS]

@promdawg Please comment this article of their "constitution": "The NDC issues decisions and orders". I find it delicious, but i guess i'm just one of the many million ignorants that doesn't believe in the "constitutional democracy" you speak of. There are many other funny ones. I don't see anything condemning murder and grating the right to life too. But i guess they just didn't had the time, right?

[lookingatyouu]

@promdawg 충성스런 김 정일이 똥개.

Freedom of speech and Democracy 에 대하여 그대가 아는되로 설명한번 해봐라...

YouTube comments 난에 쓰인 Freedom, democracy와 같은 너의 글들이 "나는 김 정일이의 충성스런 똥개요'라고 대변하고 있음을 너의 글을 읽는 사람 모두가 안다.

[lookingatyouu]

북한에도 선거하나? 김 정일이 재 선출 같은것도 있나?

김 정일이가 소위 계급장도 한번 달아보지 못한 지 막내아들 어께에 별 네개를 달아 줬다며? 북한 정치는 한 집안 살림살이 보다 더 뒤죽박죽이구먼. 저런 북한을 나라라고 할 수있나?

[TheNightracer]

poor guy. he's so ronery.

[mrmattusftw]

ohh god kim jong ll has his successor (son) in his government now .. well i guess as long as china keeps north korea on life support it will remain in place

[4SCARECROWS]

Why bother with elections in NK. You know who will win. :P

[World0fWowcraft]

NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA

[TheBighairyfart]

WOOO what a succesful campgain yes we can kim wowoo

[KelvinPCGaming]

north korea needs to be invaded or attacked because they are another nazi germany in the making well only without the actual power to take over the world, Usa needs to bomb that shit hole.

[ahhhhjjjj]

@KelvinPCGaming that's a terrible position to take.

[sprayframe]

@KelvinPCGaming your name says it all. you know nothing and base all your warfare tactics on video games. *sigh*

[KelvinPCGaming]

@sprayframe on video games? i have never played a video game where north korea has even been mentioned

[TheBighairyfart]

@KelvinPCGaming die another day i think mentions it

[KelvinPCGaming]

@TheBighairyfart thats a movie lol not a game and never seen it anyway

[TheBighairyfart]

@KelvinPCGaming na they release a game as well, its just usually the game is well shit enough to forget

[ncheel044]

@sprayframe you sir, are a fag

[blackeyerat]

i love this he was elected by his party (the only party) by the gun

[xgmb44]

It is so funny. I doubt he was "elected"

[globalchaos1984]

big surprise. 

[Jasonthegaiface]

@teapartyoverhere1776 Shut up.

[Sexisttroll]

@ultrasgrupposigna you know that their people are dying to get the hell out of there right?

[VeritasTruthEmet]

I heard he only won by 193% this time.

[skyferret1]

Re-elected? I could just see the ballot.

Option 1: Kim Jong Il.

Option 2: Don't question option 1.

[TheFenrisWolf84]

Har har har, Elected, har har har har.

I'm a Wocket Man! Wocket Man!

[ProUSAmerica]

@SovietKommando84 Go suck Hello Kimmy's fag fuck chode. His pipet drop of sperm will help you with your imagination you twinkle toe fuck.

[BlueCloneTrooper521]

@ProUSAmerica You just made my day, seriously, its good there are people like me out there. plus i laughed my ass off at "Soviet Kommando"

[Blomsterbob2K]

I tough it heard: "Kim has ruined North Korea since his father's death" @ 0:43

[Sexisttroll]

@Blomsterbob2K neeeh... that too...

[MikeUSUK87]

How can a Communist dictator get elected never mind re-elected.

[Doomguy458]

@MikeUSUK87 They have a broken fucking system,no matter what,Kim always wins.

[sok213]

i thought kim jong il was gonna be leader until he dies

[umahuma4]

I wonder what happens to the opponents.

[LarryIbe]

@umahuma4 There never is any.

[hellrazor117]

lol at the stupid bitches at 0:44

[jokerrhe]

@hellrazor117 AAHHA for real

[m1grand70]

Kims gonna die soon, i have yet to celebrate.

[themetalheadbangers]

@ultrasgrupposigna no i made that out wrong im not a communist either im a socialist i just like alot of communism ideas sorry for sounding quite fanatical and quite phsycopathic

[themetalheadbangers]

@ultrasgrupposigna damn right communism is the ideal life may communism spread through us all

[StopSexualUrges]

re-elected? really? what a surpirse!!

NOT!! : [

[Sexisttroll]

@StopSexualUrges lol... you're an enemy of the people now...

[presdunc]

I hate kim jong il

[mitchx69]

He looks like a Hobbit lol

[TheRussianMILF]

i love how so many kids here are ripping on kim jong il, when hes probably getting laid 24/7 by mega hot asian bitches. kim jong il = PIMP!

[helpdonate1]

re-elected?!?!?!?! who were the other candidates on the ballot.

Please select a candidate below

1. Dear leader Kim Jong Il

2. Go back to choice number 1.

[themetalheadbangers]

@helpdonate1 lol ur most likely right

[Sexisttroll]

@helpdonate1 haha and according to their media 6 of every 5 north Koreans voted for him...

[RainbowManification]

@helpdonate1 2. Death

[b1gr1g]

I wonder how much he spent on his cross-country campaign trail. His opponent actually stood a real chance!

[MentalSentinel]

the story of a man who just *cannot* get hard

[kojiro95]

kim jong il hates everyone because he misses being at the gay bar and having cowboy sex with his family but the U.N.security council came and fingered him and his children,gave the dicktator a stroke,yankee doodle stuck a feather(U,S,A, flag pole) up his ass & called it macaroni and is butt sexed by China,Iran,Myanmar,and somalian pirates want some booty too,please donate anal lubricant,used condoms and gay porno and 0$ to kim jong il's gay bar

[hxasmirl]

Wow what an unpredictable voting result!

[redreece96]

the only reason anyone voted for him is because the people are brainwashed into thinking hes a god

[QDL95]

lets hope he die sooner... if u go to north korea. most thing u will see and hear is about his fckin dad and him.

[Elders0fZion]

dang, he sure is ugleeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

[Chainsawcannibal]

North Korea is a Monarchy,The dictators of North Korea are all related to the Jong family,and they use Communism as a cover up.

I can't stand that fucking autocrat,Kim Jong il,He needs to die with his pathetic Dictatorship,North Korea.

[azjusticia]

WTF!! reelected like if they could elections over there

[tclaxer3]

@azjusticia haha his approval rate is at 500% what could be wrong lol

[gninja92]

@azjusticia they dont have elections anywhere its all a charade.

[Baddieko]

People are more happier in communist country but of course the system in NK is not the actual communist when the leader abuses power, more like elitist, fascism. There is healthcare and no recession in communist structure and I suppose nobody dares to rape or steal.

[am1966ath]

@Baddieko there is nothing to steal as everything belongs to the state..and if somebody is raped its probabbly not reported.

[Baddieko]

Communist is the better structure, look at the US crime rates and increasing china crime rates when they turned capitalist. When u give freedom people turn mental and full of greed resulting in killings, people don't treasure others. Although u have limited wealth in communist country, the brainwashing since young could be bettter, they drill u in fundamentals of life and togetherness with people without thinking too much.

[Ihavealife100]

@Baddieko yes lets all scare all the people in your country into obaying you, listen america has a crappy gun control system, lets stop that and then crime rates will go down.stop being a dick and give people rights. im ashamed it was invented in london and im glad nk is the last of the communist countries