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[Ollieswede]

It all makes sense!!!

[calmreason]

I can't listen to this and work at the same time!

[derman077]

I just randomly found this. It is great. Im laughing hysterically. Some people are just That stupid. The lady looks like shes just letting her mouth talk and following along.

[jagg1951]

I can now go to bed and rest easy having had the riddles of the universe explained to me in language any child could understand. Tomorrow I shall enter an entirely new understanding of life that I am sure will fulfill all my needs and aspirations.

[mike7sd]

So where can I get some of these homeopositronic nanobubble crystals? And how much do they cost? Are they legal in California? How about if I get a doctor’s note saying I have... aches and pains of some sort?

[mike7sd]

So where can I get some of these homeopositronic nanobubble crystals?

And how much do they cost?

Are they legal in California? How about if I get a doctor’s note saying I have... aches and pains of some sort?

[Nashy119]

It's not the general public, it's stupid people. Average children can see what they're doing to those people.

[jslegrand]

I have a barchelors degree in Biochemistry and when I hear this:

"Guess what the defenition of disease is. It's not mass... We have transformed our energy state into something different that's what the defenition of disease is."

My brain wants to asplode to end the suffering. NO!! My cold is not the result of a virus: it is my energy converting into something else.

It should be mandatory, BY LAW to have a real scientist at those homopathy presentation to protect those poor people from this...

[dragon83uk]

Science spam of the highest order. Worst thing is that the lambs will still follow. Most people seem to hear scientific lingo and instantly switch off. It would be cool if somebody here would do some street interviews and show just how easy it is to baffle the general public with some fancy wordplay.

[MatchCard]

I'm going to put this info on my next chemistry test and I'll get an A++!!!

[Wolfau5]

I have a science degree... These people are talking a bunch of shit! Not that you need one to figure that out.

4:20 WTF is the point of "cancelling out mass", the whole point of the formula is to express the "conversion rate" between mass and energy. Energy = C^(2) tells us nothing useful.

4:40 My thoughts exactly.

6:22 .....???? There are no words, there is only fail!

6:44 Many scientists gave us the string theory.

6:53 Homeopathy = making bombs... gotcha.

[reasonintheright]

I will go to my physics classes on Monday and share with everyone all of these "facts" about homeopathy! Then I will try to endure the onslaught of laughter and criticism that these charlatans deserve.

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

Think of the big ewees that you're familiar with in day-to-day life. These are shaped just like those except they're little ewees and we vibrate to them.

[revjimbob]

SELF-REPLICATING HYDRATE CLATHRATES!

(Smites brow)

Of course!

[truvelocity]

Have these nano crytaloids been observed, recorded, seen? Have these radiation measurements been recorded, observed, seen? Did they see their shape of those radiation waves by a form of measurement, if so, what was the frequency? Why compare the fact that there is distance between matter to make a point about the information they skipped about electromagnatism? I know Star Trek is fiction, that's why I like the show but homeopathy is dilution with someone rationalizing it?

[truvelocity]

@truvelocity I meant dilution not delusion. Diluting a substance in water until its just water. Then someone rationalizes it with a pseudo science.

[Yevhen123]

it hurts......my brain.......make it stop!

[GaleAnders]

"Stephen Hawking gave us the (super) string theory." I may be wrong, but is SH not one of the predominant skeptics with respect to super string theory ?

[GaleAnders]

The entire mass of the universe would condense into the the size of a bowling ball if we took away all the empty space... Sure this was true, once.

Sort of at the time of the big bang, way before any known rule of physics asserted it self.

Is this buuuuuulshiiiiiit or what?

[RyuDarragh]

@GaleAnders: Actually, it would be no space or size at all. All "matter" decays into photons (one or another lepton, like an eletron neutrino, ordinary photon, etc). Photons are no size or mass at all. They merely convey charge or energy. When combined together properly, the *emulate* particles with mass or charge (solitons). The notion the universe would be too small to see if all "space" is removed is accurate enough, but the other implications make these charaltans not even wrong.

[spazfox]

There are not enough faces to palm.

[DeimosComaBlack]

Had to re-read the title, looked like Homo 2 from a distance.

[henjokongo]

Hydrate Clathrates. Whoa, I'm gonna drop that at a department meeting. I'm sure I'll get a raise.

[TIPinkUnicorn]

"Have all of you heard of Einstein?" Um. Was he on American Idol?

[narsil1984]

Wait, I see what you did there!

You are trying to insinuate that Star Trek science is flawed by putting it next to those nutcases!

Shame on you, sir, shame on you ;)

[IlSilentEarthIl]

I died a little inside between 4:16 and 4:23....

[shadowshian]

the techno babble is weak in them

[AGrandt]

The fun part is the "sales talk" about the electric motor control at for instance 1:20 - 1:27 is afaik real. Gibberish for those outside that field, but real none the less.

Riker is deliberately being nonsensical in those clips as a ploy to confuse the Ferengi. Strange ho that rambling sounds remarkably similar to the homoeopaths' gibberish :)

The rest is just gibberish and barely pseudo science.

[amandarandom89]

@AGrandt No, the sales talk is for a machine called the "retro encabulator" you can look up the video for it.

Not that you could tell the difference, it's like Poe's law for homeopathy.

[AGrandt]

@amandarandom89 Thanks. It's good to finally have that settles. Still, the trying to follow the "retro encabulator" talk is a haemorrhage waiting to happen :)

[amandarandom89]

@AGrandt It's not much worse than the homoeopathy babble :p

[AGrandt]

@amandarandom89 The Homoeopath babble is actually worse, the idiots spewing it actually believe it.

[Squagnut]

We should alert the security services. Individually they are mere human idiots, but if we let these people meet each other, they'd implode and combine to form a hypermoron. There is no limit to the damage it could do.

[AGrandt]

@Squagnut Oh....dear....*bleep* Don't ever make suggestions like that, the thought of these people .... procreating is scary beyond irrational belief!

[Skybinary]

who subscribed me to this geez!

[AGrandt]

@Skybinary It's just DPRJones posting a mirror. This nonsensical babble need to be exposed.

[polop1234]

Size of a bowling ball? *an infinitely small volume called a singularity. Your welcome.

[prowled]

i liked the part when it made sence

[polop1234]

@prowled OH you mean the star trek bit? they at least seemed to know wtf they were talking about...

[prowled]

@polop1234 well, the star trek science is strongly hypothetical science still... so in conclusion... not much made a whole lot of concrete sense there.

[penvsword]

you just don't understand this stuff because you have a quadraphations in your thermatted bendocraities.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Clathrate hydrates actually exist, but the way he describes and assigns certain powers to them is gibberish.

[drax325]

gibberish gibberish [science word] gibberish [science word] gibberish gibberish - Genius!!! LMAO

[killroy42]

@drax325 ...profit! ... Oh wait... that's EXACTLY how it works!

[REDFTW]

OH NO!!!!!! DPR you have now shared the magic ingreadiant in the magic sandwich!

[dave28lax]

It's fucking water!

[bjeh001]

Oh, I get it!!! It all boils down to trans-mass particles vibrating in a homeo-polarize energy matrix at multi-light speeds! So mass simply cancels out and we simply get

E= c squared!! It's so obvious!! God had to be working through Steven Hawkins to help him invent String Theory.

[Of course we'll need NephimFree to double check all the complicated math involved here.]

[lemonlimeGOD]

@bjeh001 Yes! Now you're getting the hang of it! The quantum phase-generators flood the nucleo-synthetic mitochondria with nano-crystallized photons!

[iParadox1989]

I'd love to see more of that women's lecture.

[websnarf]

@iParadox1989 : No you wouldn't. Its horrible. Trust me. I've already lost IQ points from having watched the whole original. The "watch a train wreck in action" factor does not compensate for its side effects on your brain.

[iParadox1989]

@websnarf It occurs to me more as a stand up act; verbal slapstick if you will.

[Darkblade528]

am i the only one thinking the Star trek makes more sense then the idiot people?

[Azrhei]

@Darkblade528 Sadly, excluding the star trek portion.....all I heard was "Blah Blah Gibberish Blah Gibberish Bull SHit crap shit water shit blah blah gibberish why are you laughing at me gibberish blah blah etc"

[jp00000420]

FTW!

[ionz75]

OH GOD IT HURTS!!!

[firefly4f4]

I'd love to hear that woman's answer to the following question:

Which has more mass: a kilogram of lead, or a kilogram of hydrogen?

I'm positive she'd say one or the other, rather than giving the correct answer.

[themsfightinwoids]

Why did I keep picturing Nephilimfree while I watched this?

[PJsCreed]

Already preparing for the DMCA, eh? :-P

[ISTAYUPLATE]

nano-crysatoids?

[bobster451]

@ISTAYUPLATE and self replicating hydrate clathrates that work on a cellular and molecular level!

[Hereticbooks]

How can I mirror this as well?

[bobster451]

@Hereticbooks Truly, I wanna know too!

[jebus6kryst]

Why was this uploaded twice?

[Hereticbooks]

@jebus6kryst

the original was dmca'd by the butthole in this video. So naturally it must go viral.

[HappyCabbie]

LOL so many lulz