THIS IS HOW CARD CRUSHER HUSTLES.

[darkhunter96]

I don't see how she can say no now.

[MrStewpidassle]

This is like a tim and eric bit.... :)

[RelVleDy]

lol I love this old guy. He is always doing this while the young girl looks awkward.

[flensdude]

DAT MOUTH

[sheiksubra]

Lol she looked at the floor he was lookin at dat ass

[citkat974]

ಠ3ಠ

[YinMajora]

SO.

MUCH.

SWAG!

[sexypadri]

her embarrasment died atm crusher showed her some cash

[Baconmaninspace]

Flawless victory

[HelloKellen]

ahahahaha oh my gosh win

[daft0pumpkin]

0:44

Epic moment LOL

[EternalVarik]

I feel a bulge coming...



[thadea]

success..

[xiXequinoxXix]

0:43 How could anyone say no to that face?

[MrClockWK]

Re: 2nd top comment

I've seen enough top comments to know that you just copied it.

[CosmoBrockington]

I love you, card crusher.

[TheAdmiral]

OH GOD, you're hired! I'm hired! We're all hired, just get in my pants!

[UltimeciaKnight]

@invidiafher Least said ^^ Last time i checked a "prepare for interview tutorial" i got some advice on what clothes to wear and random stuff i don't remember xD ...

So is he the manager and she is the one who wants to get hired?

Wait... Informational video? Ru serious? xD That's scary! =p It's scary as comedy too. But if this is meant to be taken seriously in... I'll stick to Dissidia Duodecim & Nintendo =p Less disturbing o.O

(Yes i've seen several versions without this music xD)

[UltimeciaKnight]

@invidiafher U used Google Translate too right? Can u write in English what it was u actually meant? Maybe it makes sense... Or did u write like that? xD I still don't understand this guy loll.

[UltimeciaKnight]

@invidiafher Yep as i thought xD *nod* aha i understand u exactly! ... Tried Google Translate this is what i got and i don't understand a thing :s

"For some it is, I feel uncomfortable ... Accept was a video made​in Japan because Japan just for individuals like him that make the subject ask the interviewer."

... ^^

[UltimeciaKnight]

.... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. I don't expect a answer. =p If i get one it will probably be in Japanese x)

[StagFabulous]

Shame is for the weak.

[SammEater]

Like the other dude said, I learned so much from this man... yeah. :P

[Magiccircle100]

WHY ISNT THIS SHOW ON AMERICAN TV!!

[1236sason]

the room it self is a green scene !

[EcdsKO1323O]

I have learned so much from this man... thank you.

[EcdsKO1323O]

Like a pimp would do it.

[Grubbo]

The background isn't moving. The man and the woman are simply sliding towards the camera. ....Either that or the room behind them is the size of the universe.

[Grubbo]

@Grubbo Yes. Definitely the second option. You see, in the beginning, the universe was a large brick room, devoid of meaning. Then this man paid this woman, and 35 minutes later the universe as we know it was born. Yes. This video is the story of the creation of existence.

[VooXoo]

like a pimp

[Blazingwheel]

:| :S  $_$ :)

[a11mykn33gr0w5]

flood was here.

[Blazingwheel]

like hes flirting isnt he? theres no other reason for him to be acting that way. (fail flirt)

[comcast678]

im gana rape you face

[tolgaalp1]

we only like u beacuse u got rich parents

[TheAlphafly]

This is the playboy n.1 in Japan!

He gets all the chicks the wants

[KygonGames]

I wish I could get money staring at korean bitches titties... Ah, alas that shall never be true... =*(

[dudewtfpasswind]

ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[bombomos]

@dudewtfpasswind Lol *High5* (with the other hand)

[hurrayforvideogames]

@dudewtfpasswind Tentacle rape?

[mystacris]

@hurrayforvideogames D00d. Rule 34.

[glennsf]

cardcrusher is the motherfuckin man

[spaceninja151]

Ya gotta get up to get down.

[Annihilator27]

This cat has pimps.

[DanteStudios]

U WANT MIWION DOWWAH?!?!?

[dreaminvasion]

CANNOT UNSEE

[ilovexjapan1982]

What's the song 00:10～?

[PrivateAkdeniz]

@ilovexjapan1982 george michael - fast love

[ilovexjapan1982]

１０秒あたりでかかってる曲はなんですか？

[xblammo]

You know, now Im totally in love with the song playing in this video... Its fantastic.. thanks :3

[exconigor]

0:00 DERP

[spiro37]

I'd make that face to her too :P

[unionofonion]

@spiro37 You'd make an unsettling face and scare off a decently attractive female?

Yeah, somehow..I can't foresee you ever being with someone if you do that, just like now; commenting about how you claim to do something that you would actually never do.

This is what I hate about cosplayers. They make such a big deal about things that will never happen for their unintended purpose.

[gohpenghng1]

uhm why is george michael in the tags

[TheHawkdaddy]

he rolls in pussy

[LordAzanko]

that japanese girl is cute....

[sammyG55]

His Hustle skills are OVER 9000!!

[movieman595959]

I find this hard to masturbate to..

[kingpopaul]

@movieman595959 +4 interwebs to you sir.

[SilverShadow02]

WHAT WAS THE POINT

[BloXboX37]

Ima hustlin' hustlin' hustlin' hustlin' ima hustlin'

[R0cketmanBeats]

at 0:44....Nah gurl, dont look away, dont try to fight it! you know you want it!!!!

[TheFavoriterGirl]

@R0cketmanBeats  LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL XD

[R0cketmanBeats]

@TheFavoriterGirl at 0:50 "you know what? fuck all the bullshit.........IMMA MAKE RAIN!!!! YEA!!"

[thegameulost]

Hustlin' hustlin' hustle hustlin' hustlin' hustle...

[Spec0pleader]

song name?

[HackingAModdedGlitch]

That man has over 9000 sex appeal

[LiveDieByTheSword]

I swear I'm going to do this once in my life.

lmao!

[Lamaj93]

lol i thought he was gonna card crush the money he was holding.

[MrRedPajamas]

This man might just be more awesome than Chuck Norris.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

ALPHA AS FUCK

[TheMedic224]

The song reminds me of my windows computer.

[MrHokeykokey]

This video and the card crush are both excellent of course, but whatever happened to his greatest ever clip? The clip I can only describe as the "Passport photo tongue rape incident." That was the most hilariously uncomfortable video of all! Has it been banned or something??? Too hot for youtube???

Somebody please upload that one if they have it!!!!

[joshua9312]

@MrHokeykokey Click the vid on the right that says: Guile Theme goes with Everything.

[MrHokeykokey]

@joshua9312

YES!

Thanks Joshua! B-)

[joshua9312]

@MrHokeykokey Np. This guy gives me the creeps though hhaha

[FunKCX]

Please let us keep the good people of Japan in our best wishes and hopes. Let's hope some of your well off nearby neighbors lend a great big helping hand (S. Korea, Russia, China). Old prejudices die hard.

[killustrator]

i feel a tentacle rape coming on

[jehovany88]

@killustrator jajajajaj el mejor comentario de todos

[TheKingteshay]

One you go card crusher you never recover....

[rawrberrys]

wtf is the original show?...god I wish I spoke Japanese :(

[boethiah12]

@rawrberrys its a comedy series on dvd called "how to make people angry" by professor himonya. this is contempt.

[rawrberrys]

@boethiah12 HA! that is rad lol!

[Aceoftheuniverse]

Lession learned. xD

[gongo3090]

I bet that bitch was all over him

[ThePrimith]

That must have been a long meeting for that woman. He accuses her of stealing his pen with a prolonged and hurtful stare, he crushes her card with no remorse, and he gives her the pedo once-over.  And that's just the stuff I've seen.

[Bursi90]

give that bitch some money

bitches love money

[horo30]

Notice how he checks out her body to see how much she "costs" lol.

every woman costs a different price.

If you know what i mean.

[TheTupacolypse]

hustlin' dem cards fo shizzle

[Aechis]

brb going to jap will train 20 years with sensei

[TheCrimsonVanguard]

I gave that bitch some monies.

Bitches love monies.

[SoloWing808]

This guy deserves a movie.

[dragonballgt132]

fucking japanese coming up with weird shit again

[FlamingShanaStudios]

What is this I don't even...

[mtotheHo]

Fucking Champ.....

[MASTERmw100]

WHAT A PIIIIIMP!

[BuddieBBB]

Gonna give my bitch some crushed cards.

Bitches love crushed cards.

[Just4Th3Lulz]

@BuddieBBB Gonna give my bitch an ear. Bitches love ears.

[Dman40000]

that look at 0:57 - badass

[aeromancer87]

14 people couldn't hustle the way card crusher does

[50033836]

I agree with the good professor. I'd hit that.

[toamuka]

0:31 Raep Faic!

[CashW90]

I'm going to do this one day.

[thwarter]

words...are not enough...

[Walruson]

epic

[marcelofk1]

he stay all the video like this :*

[shenkiin]

@marcelofk1

Bitchas be stayin' like this dawg: :*

And I was like: Wat? and my homeboy Yinlong was like: >:O

[TheHawkdaddy]

I want a movie about card crusher just causing awkward moments all over town.

[Phoohy698]

card crusher needs a booty call

[LegendaryDaniel]

Looks at ass - takes out heck load - hey baby 1K for that ass the be shown

[sushlet]

More manly than Russell Crowe

[cifeso]

I love how all of us are from ED.

<3

[shenkiin]

@cifeso ED?

[cifeso]

@shenkiin

Encydlopedia Dramatica.

[OneSlapSalad]

TOP SHELFFFFFFFFFFF

[CRAZYslowpoke]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the true meaning of epic.

[pyrotactick]

at 0:57 hes paying her to have sex. Trust me, I know this.

[FireClawzz]

I was starting to want to meet this guy (If hes still alive) ..... but im having second thoughts.... o_o

[Balkongmonstret]

Got to keep your pimphand strong!

[EbonOcelot]

lol, this guy and his wierd faces. chuck norris may have a fist under his beard, but with one look like that this guy could destroy chuck

[NoTroIlsRemorse]

I asked this man, "How do you get all the bitches?"

He showed me a weird face and said, "Son I am disappoint."

Finally, after all these years searching, I have found my father.

[unionofonion]

@NoTroIlsRemorse That makes no sense.

You're piecing together memes that you drooled for off of 4chan that has literally almost nothing to do with the video.

Really, if you're going to use memes, than use them right instead of just blurting them out. You should've used, "Only a man such as myself could use this face, unlike you, whom can never use such a face will be forever alone. Now weep, for you weep the tears of failure. There is only one correction for your insolence, to become an hero."

[NoTroIlsRemorse]

@unionofonion 0/10 troll.

[OmgWTFize]

OH FUCK! So mutch WIIIN! XD

[CreedOfHeresy]

This tiny-dicked Japanese man straight up be hustlin' this nip-ho! He don't even flex nuts; he just straight up knows he has 'em.

[jasenYAM1039]

omg whats the song

[cakadokey]

Mmm mm suki suki nah.

[scapegoat999]

HE IS MY IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YoBadMama]

OMG I almost died!

The catagoy is fukin education? lmfao!

[elpuma92]

It ain't trickin' if you got it.

[OptimisticMelon]

but you like a bitch wit no ass you ain't got shit xD

[Suckfest83]

Politics would be so much easier with this guy in charge. Zoomjap for President.

[ROFLPEDIA]

Prostitution.

[VJoe10]

RAEP FAIC

[dylkim]

1000% HUSTLE MODE

[AndrosForever]

0:44 - 0:49 pimp puppy eye look XD

[Arthurb06]

LOOOOOOLLLL

[kazukitivv]

まｚいないわー

[MamaLuig145]

he knows she likes it

[numbaoneindahood]

I'll noticed something.

If you check out a girl all timidly like you don't want her to notice, she'll feel disgusted and think you are a closet pervert. But if you check her out in a totally obvius way for her like there, she will probably still feel disgusted, but know you have balls, and ladies sometimes like the attention. So yeah, that could actually work! THE MUSIC HELPS A LOT, THOUGH. XD

Btw, I'm a girl.

[lordstepdan]

epic face works?

now i have to give my friend 5 euro thx to you!

:D

5/5

[OceanAndSilence]

midgets

[jkimchi590]

who needs guy advice when you have this guy

[ZoepX]

what's the song?

I need it to be such a master pimp like him

[Thraxx666]

Fast Love by George Michael

[V0RCH3]

@Thraxx666 Hey bro

[widomaker888]

dude, I fail in comparison to this pimp

[stevenizback]

I gotta try this on the ladies ;)

[kizuato82]

don't forget the music

[rephead]

0:57 I don't know if I'm tripping but it looked like he was wriggling his eyebrows up and down. Don't know why he has to make it so obvious though.

[Cheatmaster22]

I actually tried this on a girl ...

SHE CALLED BACK !!! XDD

[Kitchinsink3]

@Cheatmaster22  That's the power of Card Crusher.

[lizardizzle]

@Cheatmaster22 That didn't work at all!! D:

[horo30]

@Cheatmaster22 LOLOL PIMPING AT IT FINEST.

Gonna give dem bitches candy.

Bitches love candy.

AMIRITE?!

Lolololololol awesome.

[tyteotin]

@Cheatmaster22 Prostitu... JK

[EpicPoop]

@Cheatmaster22 Man, really ?

[wangtang32000]

@Cheatmaster22 are you freaking serious? XD

[Dslite45]

Card Crusher knows how to get the ladies to go crazy over him..

[Matterialize]

What a badass. god damn.

[XDhahahahahahaha]

Oh god, so sexy

[thesoul55]

Such a pimp.

[ogcr2008]

i think card crusher is a pretty cool guys. eh macks with the yen and dosent afraid of anything

[N1ccals]

Cardcrusher is no stranger to love

[MeLikeGuns]

He knows the rules, but I don't.

[zickzack2131]

So thats what he did to get his show.

[Bursi90]

It's obvious who the girls love: Card crusher

[ghhyrd]

He is one smoooooth Operator.

[ZER0EATER]

Zoomjap: The Master of Seduction

[suckmyofff]

CARD CRUSHER CAN GET SOME

[Nikolocalypse]

what is this i don't even

[leviadragon99]

(Krusty the clown impression) What t'hell wazzat?

[sk958]

it would be funny if as she went to grab it he would just crush it :3

[ANiiMiiNA]

0:25 - 0:34

The Greatest facial expressions in existence.