Wow, I am sampling this as I watch this, and I totally agree with your assessment. This is very...interesting. I've heard about this fragrance for over a year now, and I'm just trying it. You are not alone! Thank goodness for The Perfumed Court though. :)
the thing is that people think they know ''skank'',very very unpleasant smell,blood,shit and other horifying stuff...but no....this is metallic carcass smell..no shit!this is a big,big experience in perfume world....the most nauseating and the most terryfing stench in the world....people smile at the whiff cause they can't fuckin believe it!!!!
Nice. I plan to blind-buy this, and wear it with old Lanvin jackets from my local thrift store (you know, the ones with a disgusting smell). It will be the best day of my life.
My cat eats grass...and then vomits....it's a natural cleansing process in cats.....Well that's EXACTLY what it smells like, to me....My cat's puke.....
@ilcourtlesfilles Yeah...the salty metallic part was way too bloody for me. And maybe what you smelled as plastic coconuts is what I sensed as rotten milk. I shudder to even think of it, haha.
Got a sample of this out of morbid curiosity (like the rest of us) and OMG, I had to scrub my hand my clorox to get it off. I have a stomach of steel but this was just awful.
The blood immediately comes out, it gets worse. In twenty minutes, you are ready to jump into a fucking vat of tomato juice. This shit is soooooo vile. Bloody milky cummy sweaty body odor cat breath and iris....exactly! I honestly think the people at L'etat de libre oranges or whatever the fuck used this 'olfactory treat' as a hilarious sadistic joke. Excuse me while I go vomit.
I literally started gagging hardcore. I don't have a sensitive gag reflex. This shit really IS the most putred scent. I started googling it and then found your video. I have to say you are making this awful experience more bearable because I am laughing my fucking ass off. It REALLY is sickening. Cum, blood, dead rotting bodies. A den of rotten flesh. Yes, there was a 10 second opening of Iris???maybe.
I am wearing Secretions Magnifiques as you speak. I'm a bit of a perfume collector and today I decided to throw on some of my samples. I have three on each arm. In different places, of course. On one arm I have Douce Amere, Oud Wood(Tom Ford), and 10 Corso Como. On the other arm, I am sporting Bulgari Black, Musc Kublai Khan (which you also mentioned) and last but most disgusting Secretions Magnifiques.
I am watching your videos and loving them and you are becoming my perfume guru! Now! I DID buy Secretions Magnifiques. I bought it in a really exclusive store here in Madrid where the owner seemed to try and convince me not to buy it. My friends have all HATED it. I am not allowed to wear it in public. I sometimes spray it in the bathroom instead of air-freshener and then run away.
I wonder if you could do a review of my favourite fragrance - Anvers by Ulrich Lang? Thanks from Spain.
I am watching your videos and loving them and you are becoming my perfume guru! Now! I DID buy Secretions Magnifiques. I bought it in a really exclusive store here in Madrid where the owner seemed to try and convince me not to buy it. My friends have all HATED it. I am not allowed to wear it in public. I sometimes spray it in the bathroom instead of air-freshener and then run away.
I wonder if you could do a review of my favourite fragrance - Anvers by Ulrich Lang? Thanks from Spain.
@ariscotm yeah i just think its one of those things that are special by special i dont mean good its like watching scarred you cant look away thats the same with this frag i cant not try this but thank you for the info!
@srabiee Ahh, no it's not! Not to me, anyway. It smells like amines. There are lots of amines in semen, so lots of amines in my lab are offensively "cummy" when we work with them, haha. :)
@ariscotm didn't mean to sound condescending, here, sorry. I went back and read this. If you could hear how i'm saying this in my head, it's conversational, not like....patronizing, you know? UGH! Stupid text-based interaction!! :)
I recently got a sample from van Cleef & carpels or something called gardenia petal..kind of strong..very floral but my bf said I smelled nice when I put it on..reminds me of something my mother would wear..her signature fragrance is Gio by gio armani (not aquadi tho)
@ariscotm Annick Goutal has a lovely Gardenia scent, though. And you should check out Fracas if you like that. But like you said, gardenia scents tend to have a more....mature...attitude to them. Maybe check out Stella by Stella McCartney. It's a modern youthful rose and I love it! :)
I am currently wearing true star and i adore it. Like I said I really want to get miss marisa but i feel guilty spending lol I have in my collection numerous fragrances but after breakups I tend to reject the fragrance I was wearing and either give it away or just put it in a box. I've worn BCBG girls metro, Ralph, freedom by tommy, guccci envy me (WORTH it) I'm a big fan of Annick goutal, CK one summer, versace bright crystal, miss dior cherie, Oh!moschino....Falling in love (at sephora )
@sweetlily2008 man, i can TOTALLY relate to you about the "breakup-dilemma" as relates to fragrances :(. I love Annick Goutal, too. Sounds like you like fruity fragrances :).
Hey ariscotm!! What do you think about true star by Tommy..It's discontinued..kind of main stream but I love it..Also Miss marisa I love it and want to get it too
Seriously best review ever! I cannot stop laughing!
If you wanna talk sometime my skype is pavlakisvaggelis, if not no hard feelings. i'd love to get to know you. We have three things in common so far: 1) sence of humour, 2) PhD (mine in biology) and fragrances. see ya
"on my hands it smells like i've been giving someone a bloody handjob"
Hahahaha best smell review ever. I work with severely autistic teens, all of them non-verbal, who will mob me if my roll-on deodorant is even slightly scented. This should go down vehehery nicely.
@ariscotm all 10 kids i work with have heightened smell, which is normal in autistic people. one guy, it was determined, has a sense of smell 15 times that of a 'normal' person. too bad he's like 6'4" and built like a brickshithouse.
if he likes your scent he'll keep coming at you from across the room to nuzzle, but if he doesn't he'll immediately poke you in the eye.
also they all LOVE (absolutely adore) the smell of their own brown produce. yaaaay!
Teresa, you had me dying throughout the entire vid!
Top Notes: Iris, Blood, Jizz Blossom
I know I'm going to watch this vid at least 2 more times. You almost bit your lip at the end : ) you should let yourself do that it's super cute, that sweet innocent smile at the end was so adorable and confusing after all the f bombs, lol
euh! Hahaha! My girl is back with live smelling. Lmao! How did your co-workers react to your bloody, cummy, rotten milky hand after lunch :D? Terrifying scent but very wonderful video. Good job!
@angelkidz haha!!! i washed it off. I can't tell if it didn't wash off well or if i was just traumatized by the smell, but i could smell it on me all day. my coworker said i didn't smell bad. in fact, he said he could smell my other fragrance, not that one.
Hey Teresa, there is video next to yours called "Vulva Real Vagina Scent." I thought it was a joke at first, but it actually appears to exist. Vulva Original. For only God know why. But then again, there is this " bloody rotten milkshake as you so delightfully captured. Anyways, if you up for the challenge, you are THE MAN for the job.
Make sure to keep the backup in the freezer. this smells like the kind of thing that could smell really bad when it spoils. You know...i mean....smell worse than it already does.
@imprezzy i made a huge mistake. after i smelled it, i scrubbed it off (it didn't come all the way off) and put on a fragrance i like (bond no. 9's Silver Factory) to give me some "happy thoughts." Now i'm scared i'll forever associate this fragrance with the SM!! Oh no!
From what i see that fragrance might be the "two girls one cup" type of thing for the fragrance community.:))Now i'm expecting "Reaction to " videos :))
I feel partially responsible for suggesting it, but I'm glad you captured it on film! This even got a 5-star ("Masterpiece") rating in the Luca Turin Guide book. I have a sample but haven't been brave enough yet to try it on skin, just paper.
@jwpianoboe haha, it was a life experience. i can understand "masterpiece" because masterpieces aren't always mass-appeal or pleasant. they are revolutionary. and this is. or if it's not revolutionary---it's....something.
@ariscotm Also in the "Guide" book there is a list of the top 10 "Best Strange Fragrances" and you've already done live smelling videos for two of them. Maybe you should work your way through the rest of the list. Jasmin et Cigarette is also on the list. :)
@jwpianoboe oh man....new hobbies are the shit. I'll be sure to check it out. i haven't smelled jasmine et cigarette in about 6 months, but when i smelled it last, i thought it was bottle-worthy. I can't wait to smell it again. I'll be sure to give you my impression when i do.
'Guy creampies a girl on her period' - sums it up I assume :-S Apologies for the vulgarity.
harlequin75 2 months ago
a bloody handjob...omg i laughed sooo hard
makeupmama0709 2 months ago
LOL! Thanks for being a curious guinea pig and entertaining moi!
xXJollyGreenGiantXx 2 months ago
Wow, I am sampling this as I watch this, and I totally agree with your assessment. This is very...interesting. I've heard about this fragrance for over a year now, and I'm just trying it. You are not alone! Thank goodness for The Perfumed Court though. :)
srschirm 2 months ago
the thing is that people think they know ''skank'',very very unpleasant smell,blood,shit and other horifying stuff...but no....this is metallic carcass smell..no shit!this is a big,big experience in perfume world....the most nauseating and the most terryfing stench in the world....people smile at the whiff cause they can't fuckin believe it!!!!
MrCijuciju 3 months ago
Nice. I plan to blind-buy this, and wear it with old Lanvin jackets from my local thrift store (you know, the ones with a disgusting smell). It will be the best day of my life.
MessyJatador 5 months ago
1:58 Damn! It must be really foul! I wanna try it tough
antyplastyka 5 months ago
I literally lost it when I first heard her say "Lightly Floral !" BWAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
AVENTUS03 6 months ago
semen, blood, milk, coconut, sandalwood, a shark, regret with a floral woodsy base
murf69 7 months ago
I just got a sample of this stuff. It actually smells kind of good on my skin. All i'm getting is florals with a slight metallic edge.
isayBleh 9 months ago
@isayBleh But others around you are probably getting blood and semen - with a touch of flowers
MegaBatfastard 5 months ago
You must be retarded.
DanielAcosta87 10 months ago
lolololol
i bought some samples from lucky scent and i included this. SHit, i almost threw up. who fuk comes up with this shit? horrible.
Gabester64 11 months ago
I just smelled this and I am still dry heaving..... omg NASTY :*(
Catwomansixtsix 11 months ago
My cat eats grass...and then vomits....it's a natural cleansing process in cats.....Well that's EXACTLY what it smells like, to me....My cat's puke.....
thisisjustme1 1 year ago
I love your review!
sakuraness 1 year ago
@sakuraness Haha, thanks!
ariscotm 1 year ago
Oh man I gotta try this stufffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZubbbraStyle 1 year ago
@ZubbbraStyle Yes. Go try it now!
ariscotm 1 year ago
i got this stuff and it really wasn't that bad. i guess my nose is desensitized. it just smells like salty metallic plastic coconuts to me.
ilcourtlesfilles 1 year ago
@ilcourtlesfilles Yeah...the salty metallic part was way too bloody for me. And maybe what you smelled as plastic coconuts is what I sensed as rotten milk. I shudder to even think of it, haha.
ariscotm 1 year ago
@TheSnooc12 Ha!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed my suffering.
ariscotm 1 year ago
ROTFL @ big jizz blossom, it's so bloody and cummy
devilishlycharmn147 1 year ago
@devilishlycharmn147 It's....so....bad. Oh my god. SO bad.
ariscotm 1 year ago
ROTFL @ BLOOD AND CUM TOP NOTES!!! lmao
devilishlycharmn147 1 year ago
I don't think it's that bad though? At first it made me ill, but I got used to it?
jackshamama 1 year ago
@jackshamama Ugh. For me, there was no getting used to it. It was all blood. All the time. No improvement.
ariscotm 1 year ago
You're my new hero for reviewing this!
jackshamama 1 year ago
@jackshamama Hehe, thanks!
ariscotm 1 year ago
Just got my sample of this today. I smell like a milky, ejaculating zombie. Kill me now.
888rats 1 year ago
@888rats oh the horror.
ariscotm 1 year ago
4:40 to 5:20...wtf? XD ohmygod eww...
iLOVEhotBRITISHass18 1 year ago
@iLOVEhotBRITISHass18 Hahah! i know.
ariscotm 1 year ago
Got a sample of this out of morbid curiosity (like the rest of us) and OMG, I had to scrub my hand my clorox to get it off. I have a stomach of steel but this was just awful.
MikeNY911 1 year ago
@MikeNY911 I. KNOW. Awful.
ariscotm 1 year ago
That sounds HORRIBLE!!!
60scinema 1 year ago
@60scinema ugh, it IS!! :(
ariscotm 1 year ago
did you go back to work smelling like that? ha ha ha
amazondebs 1 year ago
@amazondebs I did my best to wash it off, but in short, yes I did.
ariscotm 1 year ago
The blood immediately comes out, it gets worse. In twenty minutes, you are ready to jump into a fucking vat of tomato juice. This shit is soooooo vile. Bloody milky cummy sweaty body odor cat breath and iris....exactly! I honestly think the people at L'etat de libre oranges or whatever the fuck used this 'olfactory treat' as a hilarious sadistic joke. Excuse me while I go vomit.
petitpoivrot 1 year ago
@petitpoivrot Oh, the blood. It's...well...it's horrendous. You should smell Jasmine et Cigarette by Etat. It's beautiful. Totally redeeming.
ariscotm 1 year ago
I literally started gagging hardcore. I don't have a sensitive gag reflex. This shit really IS the most putred scent. I started googling it and then found your video. I have to say you are making this awful experience more bearable because I am laughing my fucking ass off. It REALLY is sickening. Cum, blood, dead rotting bodies. A den of rotten flesh. Yes, there was a 10 second opening of Iris???maybe.
petitpoivrot 1 year ago
@petitpoivrot Yes...rot is definitely present in it. Ugh...worst ever.
ariscotm 1 year ago
I am wearing Secretions Magnifiques as you speak. I'm a bit of a perfume collector and today I decided to throw on some of my samples. I have three on each arm. In different places, of course. On one arm I have Douce Amere, Oud Wood(Tom Ford), and 10 Corso Como. On the other arm, I am sporting Bulgari Black, Musc Kublai Khan (which you also mentioned) and last but most disgusting Secretions Magnifiques.
petitpoivrot 1 year ago
@petitpoivrot I love MKK. I've totally made friends with its crotchiness.
ariscotm 1 year ago
It won't come off!!!!!
petitpoivrot 1 year ago
gagtown.
petitpoivrot 1 year ago
@petitpoivrot Hahah!!! Oh no!
ariscotm 1 year ago
Not my area of interest at all (I'm a coal tar soap and scrub traditionalist) but *really* engaging to watch, thanks!
ingliss 1 year ago
@ingliss Haha, thanks!
ariscotm 1 year ago
That was fantastic. You should do stand up!
eegphalanges 1 year ago
I am watching your videos and loving them and you are becoming my perfume guru! Now! I DID buy Secretions Magnifiques. I bought it in a really exclusive store here in Madrid where the owner seemed to try and convince me not to buy it. My friends have all HATED it. I am not allowed to wear it in public. I sometimes spray it in the bathroom instead of air-freshener and then run away.
I wonder if you could do a review of my favourite fragrance - Anvers by Ulrich Lang? Thanks from Spain.
LaEurovisionQueen 1 year ago
@LaEurovisionQueen I smelled Anvers once about a month ago. I think I remember liking Anvers2 better. I'll check it out again. Thanks! :)
ariscotm 1 year ago
I am watching your videos and loving them and you are becoming my perfume guru! Now! I DID buy Secretions Magnifiques. I bought it in a really exclusive store here in Madrid where the owner seemed to try and convince me not to buy it. My friends have all HATED it. I am not allowed to wear it in public. I sometimes spray it in the bathroom instead of air-freshener and then run away.
I wonder if you could do a review of my favourite fragrance - Anvers by Ulrich Lang? Thanks from Spain.
LaEurovisionQueen 1 year ago
where can i get a sample i wanna try this stuff out just on your reaction alone aside from having blood so any help would be great!
diesel1872008 1 year ago
@diesel1872008 the perfumed court. it's a website that sells samples/decants. good god. I can't believe you're doing it just for fun, haha!
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm yeah i just think its one of those things that are special by special i dont mean good its like watching scarred you cant look away thats the same with this frag i cant not try this but thank you for the info!
diesel1872008 1 year ago
Well, at least the name "Secretions" is valid!
notreveh 1 year ago
@notreveh ugh. painfully valid.
ariscotm 1 year ago
Its not actually a fragrance its true blood!
erik0131s 1 year ago
OMG the profanity totally makes this vid. I couldn't stop laughing. You're awesome!
coffeeboob 1 year ago
@coffeeboob hahah!!! thanks so much!
ariscotm 1 year ago
It's smelly....yet you keep going to well of stink that is now your hand....hahaha
I have no intentions of giving this one a whiff! You're Root Beer in the background smells great, I bet!
Kerosenetrewthe 1 year ago
@Kerosenetrewthe what can I say? I'm committed to the cause. :)
ariscotm 1 year ago
What the hell is semen supposed to smell like?? Semen is odorless.
srabiee 1 year ago
@srabiee Ahh, no it's not! Not to me, anyway. It smells like amines. There are lots of amines in semen, so lots of amines in my lab are offensively "cummy" when we work with them, haha. :)
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm didn't mean to sound condescending, here, sorry. I went back and read this. If you could hear how i'm saying this in my head, it's conversational, not like....patronizing, you know? UGH! Stupid text-based interaction!! :)
ariscotm 1 year ago
Go easy on the beers before reviewing :D
Just kidding that sounds rough. I'd like a sample to try it out, now that I've watched this.
Biomeccuh 1 year ago
@Biomeccuh I WISH I had had some beers!! Although I don't know how the review would have changed, but I think I'd be less....scarred.
ariscotm 1 year ago
I recently got a sample from van Cleef & carpels or something called gardenia petal..kind of strong..very floral but my bf said I smelled nice when I put it on..reminds me of something my mother would wear..her signature fragrance is Gio by gio armani (not aquadi tho)
sweetlily2008 1 year ago
@sweetlily2008 Ahh okay. Gardenia rubs me the wrong way :( I feel overwhelmed by it in every fragrance that has it. It's just never subtle, you know?
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm Annick Goutal has a lovely Gardenia scent, though. And you should check out Fracas if you like that. But like you said, gardenia scents tend to have a more....mature...attitude to them. Maybe check out Stella by Stella McCartney. It's a modern youthful rose and I love it! :)
ariscotm 1 year ago
I am currently wearing true star and i adore it. Like I said I really want to get miss marisa but i feel guilty spending lol I have in my collection numerous fragrances but after breakups I tend to reject the fragrance I was wearing and either give it away or just put it in a box. I've worn BCBG girls metro, Ralph, freedom by tommy, guccci envy me (WORTH it) I'm a big fan of Annick goutal, CK one summer, versace bright crystal, miss dior cherie, Oh!moschino....Falling in love (at sephora )
sweetlily2008 1 year ago
@sweetlily2008 man, i can TOTALLY relate to you about the "breakup-dilemma" as relates to fragrances :(. I love Annick Goutal, too. Sounds like you like fruity fragrances :).
ariscotm 1 year ago
Semen?! What the fuck?
warriordiscus7 1 year ago
Hey ariscotm!! What do you think about true star by Tommy..It's discontinued..kind of main stream but I love it..Also Miss marisa I love it and want to get it too
sweetlily2008 1 year ago
@sweetlily2008 I havent smelled either of those! Miss Marisa sounds like something I would really like, though :)
ariscotm 1 year ago
I actually had to get out the acetone too! lmao.......
nailbomb3 1 year ago
Wow........you weren't shitting us....
Thanks!
nailbomb3 1 year ago
@nailbomb3 haha! i don't think my reaction could have been faked. but even if it could have, i'm a terrible actress.
ariscotm 1 year ago
I also had root beer today
sweetlily2008 1 year ago
@sweetlily2008 haha!! Yay root beer!
ariscotm 1 year ago
Seriously best review ever! I cannot stop laughing!
If you wanna talk sometime my skype is pavlakisvaggelis, if not no hard feelings. i'd love to get to know you. We have three things in common so far: 1) sence of humour, 2) PhD (mine in biology) and fragrances. see ya
vagg1982 1 year ago
@vagg1982 yay!! so glad you liked the video! :)
ariscotm 1 year ago
Hahahahahaha This video was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing. You are so funny! Thanx for the laugh and thanx for the review.
vagg1982 1 year ago
This video got so much funnier with your fbomb and oh my god counters :)
NYFragranceBlog 1 year ago
@NYFragranceBlog hahah!! glad you like it!
ariscotm 1 year ago
loooooool
GunLoc 1 year ago
Hahaha this is the greatest video I've seen this week. You're officially my hero for even opening up that vial of fecal matter
unhallowed45 1 year ago
@unhallowed45 haha!!! so glad you liked it. and as for "fecal matter..." if that had been a note in here, i might have gagged for real.
ariscotm 1 year ago
"on my hands it smells like i've been giving someone a bloody handjob"
Hahahaha best smell review ever. I work with severely autistic teens, all of them non-verbal, who will mob me if my roll-on deodorant is even slightly scented. This should go down vehehery nicely.
eightwillwontcannot 1 year ago
@eightwillwontcannot you mean they don't like the smell or they maul you because they like it?
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm all 10 kids i work with have heightened smell, which is normal in autistic people. one guy, it was determined, has a sense of smell 15 times that of a 'normal' person. too bad he's like 6'4" and built like a brickshithouse.
if he likes your scent he'll keep coming at you from across the room to nuzzle, but if he doesn't he'll immediately poke you in the eye.
also they all LOVE (absolutely adore) the smell of their own brown produce. yaaaay!
eightwillwontcannot 1 year ago
@eightwillwontcannot haha, oh man. what an interesting "scent demographic"
ariscotm 1 year ago
you are a bad person
alistairq88 1 year ago
@alistairq88 haha! i'm so glad to hear your verdict.
ariscotm 1 year ago
LOL!!! so glad I found your channel! Opens with light florals with a splash of cock vomit.
swestre 1 year ago
@swestre haha! i'm glad you found it, too
ariscotm 1 year ago
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swestre 1 year ago
ariscot-damn what's that smell? I like the foul language. F-bombs smell good.
r0bdigz 1 year ago
@r0bdigz hahahah!!!! my language is as foul as this fragrance.
ariscotm 1 year ago
LOL this is infamous. I never cared to try it, even to see what it was all about. I don't need to know : )
criminalmindxxxx 1 year ago
Teresa, you had me dying throughout the entire vid!
Top Notes: Iris, Blood, Jizz Blossom
I know I'm going to watch this vid at least 2 more times. You almost bit your lip at the end : ) you should let yourself do that it's super cute, that sweet innocent smile at the end was so adorable and confusing after all the f bombs, lol
JonItalia 1 year ago
euh! Hahaha! My girl is back with live smelling. Lmao! How did your co-workers react to your bloody, cummy, rotten milky hand after lunch :D? Terrifying scent but very wonderful video. Good job!
angelkidz 1 year ago
@angelkidz haha!!! i washed it off. I can't tell if it didn't wash off well or if i was just traumatized by the smell, but i could smell it on me all day. my coworker said i didn't smell bad. in fact, he said he could smell my other fragrance, not that one.
ariscotm 1 year ago
I had the same reaction, I was at Bendel and almost puked!
luha67 1 year ago
@luha67 hahah!! i hope you were prepared for it!
ariscotm 1 year ago
I wore this to school
BAGreat01 1 year ago
@BAGreat01 what kind of school?
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm haha, jk :) i'm surprised to hear it, though!
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm lol jk lmao im staying the hell away from this jizzy bloodshake!
BAGreat01 1 year ago
@BAGreat01 haahahhah jizzy bloodshake! i <3 you.
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm lmao hahaha! i <3 u too teresa :D
BAGreat01 1 year ago
Thanks for the vid. Now what are you going to do with the sample?
mkousui 1 year ago
@mkousui mail it to you!!! :) haha. my dog tried to eat the vial. and then he spit it out.
apparently, he'll eat my panties but not this stuff
ariscotm 1 year ago
This would make for good BlogTV fodder lol....where is everyone? :P
nailbomb3 1 year ago
LMAO, why is it when I saw "Secretions" I KNEW it was your vid? ;)
nailbomb3 1 year ago
@nailbomb3 because you're a pervert. or because i'm a pervert. hard to tell.
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm I think both choices are entirely possible....both or either LOL.....
nailbomb3 1 year ago
@nailbomb3 ummm....its' both.
have you smelled this??
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm that's a big negative NO...hehehe.....
nailbomb3 1 year ago
Hey Teresa, there is video next to yours called "Vulva Real Vagina Scent." I thought it was a joke at first, but it actually appears to exist. Vulva Original. For only God know why. But then again, there is this " bloody rotten milkshake as you so delightfully captured. Anyways, if you up for the challenge, you are THE MAN for the job.
s21302 1 year ago
@s21302 haha! so i'm a freak. I love that smell :) clean womanly parts smell nice! I'll have to check it out.
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm no. no. no. You are a brave woman!
s21302 1 year ago
blood cum and milk MmMmMmM my fav, imma go buy a bottle, and a backup bottle
JRWRlTER 1 year ago
@JRWRlTER HAHAHH!!!!
Make sure to keep the backup in the freezer. this smells like the kind of thing that could smell really bad when it spoils. You know...i mean....smell worse than it already does.
ariscotm 1 year ago
This was relabeled as a more of an American friendly name. It's also called "Sex Panther".
imprezzy 1 year ago
@imprezzy WHAT?!?! it's not possible. Although, that would be the best nickname ever. I'm finding someone and naming them that.
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm I'm just kidding. LOL, but that's what I call it.
imprezzy 1 year ago
@imprezzy i made a huge mistake. after i smelled it, i scrubbed it off (it didn't come all the way off) and put on a fragrance i like (bond no. 9's Silver Factory) to give me some "happy thoughts." Now i'm scared i'll forever associate this fragrance with the SM!! Oh no!
ariscotm 1 year ago
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stratocasterbg 1 year ago
From what i see that fragrance might be the "two girls one cup" type of thing for the fragrance community.:))Now i'm expecting "Reaction to " videos :))
stratocasterbg 1 year ago
@stratocasterbg haha!!! we shall see.
ariscotm 1 year ago
Here is the Teresa I know:) great reactions.
kirill19902 1 year ago
@kirill19902 haha! so glad you liked it, Kirill!
ariscotm 1 year ago
Loved it lol and I could right soooooo much but it would be way too much lol. Great Video!
CutlassSupremeSL 1 year ago
@CutlassSupremeSL haha, thanks. this was out of control.
ariscotm 1 year ago
I feel partially responsible for suggesting it, but I'm glad you captured it on film! This even got a 5-star ("Masterpiece") rating in the Luca Turin Guide book. I have a sample but haven't been brave enough yet to try it on skin, just paper.
And Jasmin et Cigarette is just beautiful! :)
jwpianoboe 1 year ago
@jwpianoboe haha, it was a life experience. i can understand "masterpiece" because masterpieces aren't always mass-appeal or pleasant. they are revolutionary. and this is. or if it's not revolutionary---it's....something.
ariscotm 1 year ago
@ariscotm Also in the "Guide" book there is a list of the top 10 "Best Strange Fragrances" and you've already done live smelling videos for two of them. Maybe you should work your way through the rest of the list. Jasmin et Cigarette is also on the list. :)
jwpianoboe 1 year ago
@jwpianoboe oh man....new hobbies are the shit. I'll be sure to check it out. i haven't smelled jasmine et cigarette in about 6 months, but when i smelled it last, i thought it was bottle-worthy. I can't wait to smell it again. I'll be sure to give you my impression when i do.
ariscotm 1 year ago
i have a rotten blood milk shake every morning before i leave for work!
bizzyvid 1 year ago
@bizzyvid LMAO!
DJCa1eb 1 year ago
@bizzyvid hahah!!! i forgot i said that. ahh...i need to see where i can find a brain-mouth filter.
ariscotm 1 year ago
Oh. I just don't want to eat lunch anymore. lol
s21302 1 year ago
@s21302 neither did i.
ariscotm 1 year ago