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  • 'Guy creampies a girl on her period' - sums it up I assume :-S Apologies for the vulgarity.

  • a bloody handjob...omg i laughed sooo hard

    

  • LOL! Thanks for being a curious guinea pig and entertaining moi!

  • Wow, I am sampling this as I watch this, and I totally agree with your assessment. This is very...interesting. I've heard about this fragrance for over a year now, and I'm just trying it. You are not alone! Thank goodness for The Perfumed Court though. :)

  • the thing is that people think they know ''skank'',very very unpleasant smell,blood,shit and other horifying stuff...but no....this is metallic carcass smell..no shit!this is a big,big experience in perfume world....the most nauseating and the most terryfing stench in the world....people smile at the whiff cause they can't fuckin believe it!!!!

  • Nice. I plan to blind-buy this, and wear it with old Lanvin jackets from my local thrift store (you know, the ones with a disgusting smell). It will be the best day of my life.

  • 1:58 Damn! It must be really foul! I wanna try it tough

  • I literally lost it when I first heard her say "Lightly Floral !" BWAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA

  • semen, blood, milk, coconut, sandalwood, a shark, regret with a floral woodsy base

  • I just got a sample of this stuff. It actually smells kind of good on my skin. All i'm getting is florals with a slight metallic edge.

  • @isayBleh But others around you are probably getting blood and semen - with a touch of flowers

  • You must be retarded.

  • lolololol

    i bought some samples from lucky scent and i included this. SHit, i almost threw up. who fuk comes up with this shit? horrible.

  • I just smelled this and I am still dry heaving..... omg NASTY :*(

  • My cat eats grass...and then vomits....it's a natural cleansing process in cats.....Well that's EXACTLY what it smells like, to me....My cat's puke.....

  • I love your review!

  • @sakuraness Haha, thanks!

  • Oh man I gotta try this stufffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ZubbbraStyle Yes. Go try it now!

  • i got this stuff and it really wasn't that bad. i guess my nose is desensitized. it just smells like salty metallic plastic coconuts to me.

  • @ilcourtlesfilles Yeah...the salty metallic part was way too bloody for me. And maybe what you smelled as plastic coconuts is what I sensed as rotten milk. I shudder to even think of it, haha.

  • @TheSnooc12 Ha!!! I'm so glad you enjoyed my suffering.

  • ROTFL @ big jizz blossom, it's so bloody and cummy

  • @devilishlycharmn147 It's....so....bad. Oh my god. SO bad.

  • ROTFL @ BLOOD AND CUM TOP NOTES!!! lmao

  • I don't think it's that bad though? At first it made me ill, but I got used to it?

  • @jackshamama Ugh. For me, there was no getting used to it. It was all blood. All the time. No improvement.

  • You're my new hero for reviewing this!

  • @jackshamama Hehe, thanks!

  • Just got my sample of this today. I smell like a milky, ejaculating zombie. Kill me now.

  • @888rats oh the horror.

  • 4:40 to 5:20...wtf? XD ohmygod eww...

  • @iLOVEhotBRITISHass18 Hahah! i know.

  • Got a sample of this out of morbid curiosity (like the rest of us) and OMG, I had to scrub my hand my clorox to get it off. I have a stomach of steel but this was just awful.

  • @MikeNY911 I. KNOW. Awful. 

  • That sounds HORRIBLE!!!

  • @60scinema ugh, it IS!! :(

  • did you go back to work smelling like that? ha ha ha

  • @amazondebs I did my best to wash it off, but in short, yes I did.

  • The blood immediately comes out, it gets worse. In twenty minutes, you are ready to jump into a fucking vat of tomato juice. This shit is soooooo vile. Bloody milky cummy sweaty body odor cat breath and iris....exactly! I honestly think the people at L'etat de libre oranges or whatever the fuck used this 'olfactory treat' as a hilarious sadistic joke. Excuse me while I go vomit.

  • @petitpoivrot Oh, the blood. It's...well...it's horrendous. You should smell Jasmine et Cigarette by Etat. It's beautiful. Totally redeeming.

  • I literally started gagging hardcore. I don't have a sensitive gag reflex. This shit really IS the most putred scent. I started googling it and then found your video. I have to say you are making this awful experience more bearable because I am laughing my fucking ass off. It REALLY is sickening. Cum, blood, dead rotting bodies. A den of rotten flesh. Yes, there was a 10 second opening of Iris???maybe.

  • @petitpoivrot Yes...rot is definitely present in it. Ugh...worst ever.

  • I am wearing Secretions Magnifiques as you speak. I'm a bit of a perfume collector and today I decided to throw on some of my samples. I have three on each arm. In different places, of course. On one arm I have Douce Amere, Oud Wood(Tom Ford), and 10 Corso Como. On the other arm, I am sporting Bulgari Black, Musc Kublai Khan (which you also mentioned) and last but most disgusting Secretions Magnifiques.

  • @petitpoivrot I love MKK. I've totally made friends with its crotchiness.

  • It won't come off!!!!!

  • gagtown.

  • @petitpoivrot Hahah!!! Oh no!

  • Not my area of interest at all (I'm a coal tar soap and scrub traditionalist) but *really* engaging to watch, thanks!

  • @ingliss Haha, thanks!

  • That was fantastic. You should do stand up!

  • I am watching your videos and loving them and you are becoming my perfume guru! Now! I DID buy Secretions Magnifiques. I bought it in a really exclusive store here in Madrid where the owner seemed to try and convince me not to buy it. My friends have all HATED it. I am not allowed to wear it in public. I sometimes spray it in the bathroom instead of air-freshener and then run away.

    I wonder if you could do a review of my favourite fragrance - Anvers by Ulrich Lang? Thanks from Spain.

  • @LaEurovisionQueen I smelled Anvers once about a month ago. I think I remember liking Anvers2 better. I'll check it out again. Thanks! :)

  • I am watching your videos and loving them and you are becoming my perfume guru! Now! I DID buy Secretions Magnifiques. I bought it in a really exclusive store here in Madrid where the owner seemed to try and convince me not to buy it. My friends have all HATED it. I am not allowed to wear it in public. I sometimes spray it in the bathroom instead of air-freshener and then run away.

    I wonder if you could do a review of my favourite fragrance - Anvers by Ulrich Lang? Thanks from Spain.

  • where can i get a sample i wanna try this stuff out just on your reaction alone aside from having blood so any help would be great!

  • @diesel1872008 the perfumed court. it's a website that sells samples/decants. good god. I can't believe you're doing it just for fun, haha!

  • @ariscotm yeah i just think its one of those things that are special by special i dont mean good its like watching scarred you cant look away thats the same with this frag i cant not try this but thank you for the info!

  • Well, at least the name "Secretions" is valid!

  • @notreveh ugh. painfully valid.

  • Its not actually a fragrance its true blood!

  • OMG the profanity totally makes this vid. I couldn't stop laughing. You're awesome!

  • @coffeeboob hahah!!! thanks so much!

  • It's smelly....yet you keep going to well of stink that is now your hand....hahaha

    I have no intentions of giving this one a whiff! You're Root Beer in the background smells great, I bet!

  • @Kerosenetrewthe what can I say? I'm committed to the cause. :)

  • What the hell is semen supposed to smell like?? Semen is odorless.

  • @srabiee Ahh, no it's not! Not to me, anyway. It smells like amines. There are lots of amines in semen, so lots of amines in my lab are offensively "cummy" when we work with them, haha. :)

  • @ariscotm didn't mean to sound condescending, here, sorry. I went back and read this. If you could hear how i'm saying this in my head, it's conversational, not like....patronizing, you know? UGH! Stupid text-based interaction!! :)

  • Go easy on the beers before reviewing :D

    Just kidding that sounds rough. I'd like a sample to try it out, now that I've watched this.

  • @Biomeccuh I WISH I had had some beers!! Although I don't know how the review would have changed, but I think I'd be less....scarred.

  • I recently got a sample from van Cleef & carpels or something called gardenia petal..kind of strong..very floral but my bf said I smelled nice when I put it on..reminds me of something my mother would wear..her signature fragrance is Gio by gio armani (not aquadi tho)

  • @sweetlily2008 Ahh okay. Gardenia rubs me the wrong way :( I feel overwhelmed by it in every fragrance that has it. It's just never subtle, you know?

  • @ariscotm Annick Goutal has a lovely Gardenia scent, though. And you should check out Fracas if you like that. But like you said, gardenia scents tend to have a more....mature...attitude to them. Maybe check out Stella by Stella McCartney. It's a modern youthful rose and I love it! :)

  • I am currently wearing true star and i adore it. Like I said I really want to get miss marisa but i feel guilty spending lol I have in my collection numerous fragrances but after breakups I tend to reject the fragrance I was wearing and either give it away or just put it in a box. I've worn BCBG girls metro, Ralph, freedom by tommy, guccci envy me (WORTH it) I'm a big fan of Annick goutal, CK one summer, versace bright crystal, miss dior cherie, Oh!moschino....Falling in love (at sephora )

  • @sweetlily2008 man, i can TOTALLY relate to you about the "breakup-dilemma" as relates to fragrances :(. I love Annick Goutal, too. Sounds like you like fruity fragrances :).

  • Semen?! What the fuck?

  • Hey ariscotm!! What do you think about true star by Tommy..It's discontinued..kind of main stream but I love it..Also Miss marisa I love it and want to get it too

  • @sweetlily2008 I havent smelled either of those! Miss Marisa sounds like something I would really like, though :)

  • I actually had to get out the acetone too! lmao.......

  • Wow........you weren't shitting us....

    Thanks!

  • @nailbomb3 haha! i don't think my reaction could have been faked. but even if it could have, i'm a terrible actress.

  • I also had root beer today

  • @sweetlily2008 haha!! Yay root beer!

  • Seriously best review ever! I cannot stop laughing!

    If you wanna talk sometime my skype is pavlakisvaggelis, if not no hard feelings. i'd love to get to know you. We have three things in common so far: 1) sence of humour, 2) PhD (mine in biology) and fragrances. see ya

  • @vagg1982 yay!! so glad you liked the video! :)

  • Hahahahahaha This video was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing. You are so funny! Thanx for the laugh and thanx for the review.

  • This video got so much funnier with your fbomb and oh my god counters :)

  • @NYFragranceBlog hahah!! glad you like it!

  • loooooool

  • Hahaha this is the greatest video I've seen this week. You're officially my hero for even opening up that vial of fecal matter

  • @unhallowed45 haha!!! so glad you liked it. and as for "fecal matter..." if that had been a note in here, i might have gagged for real.

  • "on my hands it smells like i've been giving someone a bloody handjob"

    Hahahaha best smell review ever. I work with severely autistic teens, all of them non-verbal, who will mob me if my roll-on deodorant is even slightly scented. This should go down vehehery nicely.

  • @eightwillwontcannot you mean they don't like the smell or they maul you because they like it?

  • @ariscotm all 10 kids i work with have heightened smell, which is normal in autistic people. one guy, it was determined, has a sense of smell 15 times that of a 'normal' person. too bad he's like 6'4" and built like a brickshithouse.

    if he likes your scent he'll keep coming at you from across the room to nuzzle, but if he doesn't he'll immediately poke you in the eye.

    also they all LOVE (absolutely adore) the smell of their own brown produce. yaaaay!

  • @eightwillwontcannot haha, oh man. what an interesting "scent demographic"

  • you are a bad person

  • @alistairq88 haha! i'm so glad to hear your verdict.

  • LOL!!! so glad I found your channel! Opens with light florals with a splash of cock vomit.

  • @swestre haha! i'm glad you found it, too

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  • ariscot-damn what's that smell? I like the foul language. F-bombs smell good.

  • @r0bdigz hahahah!!!! my language is as foul as this fragrance.

  • LOL this is infamous. I never cared to try it, even to see what it was all about. I don't need to know : )

  • Teresa, you had me dying throughout the entire vid!

    Top Notes: Iris, Blood, Jizz Blossom

    I know I'm going to watch this vid at least 2 more times. You almost bit your lip at the end : ) you should let yourself do that it's super cute, that sweet innocent smile at the end was so adorable and confusing after all the f bombs, lol

  • euh! Hahaha! My girl is back with live smelling. Lmao! How did your co-workers react to your bloody, cummy, rotten milky hand after lunch :D? Terrifying scent but very wonderful video. Good job!

  • @angelkidz haha!!! i washed it off. I can't tell if it didn't wash off well or if i was just traumatized by the smell, but i could smell it on me all day. my coworker said i didn't smell bad. in fact, he said he could smell my other fragrance, not that one.

  • I had the same reaction, I was at Bendel and almost puked!

  • @luha67 hahah!! i hope you were prepared for it!

  • I wore this to school

  • @BAGreat01 what kind of school?

  • @ariscotm haha, jk :) i'm surprised to hear it, though!

  • @ariscotm lol jk lmao im staying the hell away from this jizzy bloodshake!

  • @BAGreat01 haahahhah jizzy bloodshake! i <3 you.

  • @ariscotm lmao hahaha! i <3 u too teresa :D

  • Thanks for the vid. Now what are you going to do with the sample?

  • @mkousui mail it to you!!! :) haha. my dog tried to eat the vial. and then he spit it out.

    apparently, he'll eat my panties but not this stuff

  • This would make for good BlogTV fodder lol....where is everyone? :P

  • LMAO, why is it when I saw "Secretions" I KNEW it was your vid? ;)

  • @nailbomb3 because you're a pervert. or because i'm a pervert. hard to tell.

  • @ariscotm I think both choices are entirely possible....both or either LOL.....

  • @nailbomb3 ummm....its' both.

    have you smelled this??

  • @ariscotm that's a big negative NO...hehehe.....

  • Hey Teresa, there is video next to yours called "Vulva Real Vagina Scent." I thought it was a joke at first, but it actually appears to exist. Vulva Original. For only God know why. But then again, there is this " bloody rotten milkshake as you so delightfully captured. Anyways, if you up for the challenge, you are THE MAN for the job.

  • @s21302 haha! so i'm a freak. I love that smell :) clean womanly parts smell nice! I'll have to check it out.

  • @ariscotm no. no. no. You are a brave woman!

  • blood cum and milk MmMmMmM my fav, imma go buy a bottle, and a backup bottle

  • @JRWRlTER HAHAHH!!!!

    Make sure to keep the backup in the freezer. this smells like the kind of thing that could smell really bad when it spoils. You know...i mean....smell worse than it already does.

  • This was relabeled as a more of an American friendly name. It's also called "Sex Panther".

  • @imprezzy WHAT?!?! it's not possible. Although, that would be the best nickname ever. I'm finding someone and naming them that.

  • @ariscotm I'm just kidding. LOL, but that's what I call it.

  • @imprezzy i made a huge mistake. after i smelled it, i scrubbed it off (it didn't come all the way off) and put on a fragrance i like (bond no. 9's Silver Factory) to give me some "happy thoughts." Now i'm scared i'll forever associate this fragrance with the SM!! Oh no!

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  • From what i see that fragrance might be the "two girls one cup" type of thing for the fragrance community.:))Now i'm expecting "Reaction to " videos :))

  • @stratocasterbg haha!!! we shall see.

  • Here is the Teresa I know:) great reactions.

  • @kirill19902 haha! so glad you liked it, Kirill!

  • Loved it lol and I could right soooooo much but it would be way too much lol. Great Video!

  • @CutlassSupremeSL haha, thanks. this was out of control.

  • I feel partially responsible for suggesting it, but I'm glad you captured it on film! This even got a 5-star ("Masterpiece") rating in the Luca Turin Guide book. I have a sample but haven't been brave enough yet to try it on skin, just paper.

    And Jasmin et Cigarette is just beautiful! :)

  • @jwpianoboe haha, it was a life experience. i can understand "masterpiece" because masterpieces aren't always mass-appeal or pleasant. they are revolutionary. and this is. or if it's not revolutionary---it's....someth­ing.

  • @ariscotm Also in the "Guide" book there is a list of the top 10 "Best Strange Fragrances" and you've already done live smelling videos for two of them. Maybe you should work your way through the rest of the list. Jasmin et Cigarette is also on the list. :)

  • @jwpianoboe oh man....new hobbies are the shit. I'll be sure to check it out. i haven't smelled jasmine et cigarette in about 6 months, but when i smelled it last, i thought it was bottle-worthy. I can't wait to smell it again. I'll be sure to give you my impression when i do.

  • i have a rotten blood milk shake every morning before i leave for work!

  • @bizzyvid LMAO!

  • @bizzyvid hahah!!! i forgot i said that. ahh...i need to see where i can find a brain-mouth filter.

  • Oh. I just don't want to eat lunch anymore. lol

  • @s21302 neither did i.

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