Gradual Report Director's Commentary

[killa46464]

Hillarious,you're brilliant!



[evanismybro]

i just want to put it all in my mouth n oooo there im done with it............ me: :I

[KingTapouT304]

Danny, you should do a video on area 51.. Im just thinking how cool that would be in your own opinion about that declassified place...

[VampSaiyan13]

It seems as though you've gotten more boring over the years Danny? No affiance to you, but just sitting there eating carrots is okay but blocking out the original speaking was not one of your best. Since I haven't been following lately I didn't know you were sick. I hope you don't die. 1. I love u, 2. I love being a "LITTLE LEMON DROP", and 3. Other than my friends, you are my best Internet friend!!!! XD please don't die cause we all love u very much!!! :)

[Fluteplayingbandgeek]

hugs and kisses to you too danny!!! danny....since i've been really dsepressed lately, it would be an honor if you could call me on my birthday? i would really appreciate it...please! it would be one of the best things i could get for my brithday.....if you could message me on my channel that would be great....i would give you my email or my cell number whichever you want..thanks-

Megan

[MisterBlack215]

This is one of Danny's bests. Gr8 vids Danny! :D

[Amberann28]

haha I was sick for 3 days when I watched this

[ticklemepickle95]

I really like your voice. :D

[wtfitna]

You sound so sweet, although still funny, I just wanna hug you!

[aLeXanDraaMadelienee]

ahahahahaha :) !

[Gogrowapear]

He looks like Seinfeld in this video

[xlLuCaSslx]

Man, you don't blink! 

[sjayyrediculocity]

Aww dannyyyyy you sound like such a sweetie pie!

[amberdestiny18]

I like his real voice :)

[shotguntornado]

HAHAHA I actually find it hilarious to listen to your normal voice! It doesn't even sound like you, Danny! Do more director's cuts!

[lorrainenicolee]

hot voice

[SuperVanillaCat]

At 2:55 you can see his temples moving as he chews.

[manda87877]

it was nice to hear jokes in a serious tone.. makes them more..... hillarious:P

[Hayssaa]

omg. Your voice is way too hot when you are calm...

[nvlv67]

He sounds like a pilot over the intercom on a plane! :O

[BeachCory]

"a real itch happening" brought me to tears because I know these people 1st hand and you're 100% right on target. You need to visit LA soon or look into booking for Laguna Beach. They have a 600 person venue they let artist use if they can put butts in the seats. With some media play in OC that could happen. A tag in a local reality show of which they are constantly shooting and always looking for new and interesting people to follow. That might be the way to go. I'd watch - you crazy bastard

[0313cindy]

Pause at 0:00 LOL!!!!!

[soccerladyify]

super sexy voice :)

[liljebooni]

sexy sexy danny... with your sexy sexy voice

[grandpahead]

I thought he was talking on the vid I was like what?! Why is ur mouth not matching words!!

[HeyItsMeKB]

i think i like serious Danny almost as much as i like funny Danny :)

[Outlandish7777]

uhm, you really remind me of Rob Schneider in this video. hahaha.

[nuderedfinger]

XD OMG BEST VID FROM GRADUALREPORT.

[MomentarilyMikey]

Dear DANNAY!!! you should do a video on why your tummy growls when you hungry!!! haha be the funny guy :D luv ya!

[Ramalama679]

Ok then

[italiangirl9696]

As soon as he pulled out the carrots, I knew things got serious.

[Stephanie96Lynn]

DEER, DANNY you should do a video on why adults try to relive their childhood through their children!!! im sure you could make it really funny!!!!! I LOVE YOU DANNY!!! *MUAH*

P.S. #1 FAN RIGHT HERE <--------

[sarahll1417]

hahaha PALM TREE!!!!

[falinthos]

i like these.....do some more of these.

[lilmanb776]

dude your my fricken hero!!

[bboschful]

I fricking love you

[shadowball12isonline]

The jizz of everything .. what? Jk

[mare011RS]

lipreader needed

[TheMisterSquiggles]

Why does this aieyc xI Undh I"m dugup

[1scorpyo3]

i got a question...will there ever be a video that has no dislikes??

[AnimalFanable]

Ok so ive got a pretty stupid question, but i see u often choose stupid questions for your videos. Why do japanese eat with sticks, and we eat with spoons and forks?

By the way i LOVEEE your show :DDD

[suprgrl1000]

First time ive heard Danny being serious.......

[Rockstarsinger59]

how can you drink those vitiman c things so fast!??!!?!?!?! those things are horrible!!

[pichu23111]

Danny, you should do a show about why people multitask! :D Kirby Power (>'.')>===}}

[HarmonicalHaze]

I guess it's nice to know that you CAN be normal... :)

[ItsaKlownProduction]

Woah, I just realized that this is a commentary I didn't know that the audio was off xD

[magic666z]

fav :)

[bulbolator]

Danny, I was wondering can you do a video about the pint of life... something phylosofical (spellcheck) and funny ofcourse... Thanks anyway :D

[zsoutheastbeastz]

haha wow. we've been laughing at that lil' weird ass wink for months now and only assumed that u knew that it was happening :)

[HellsingWalter87]

I don't know why, but for some reason he makes that larger carrot look very appetizing.

[felipumz]

lol, we just spent 3 minutes and 45 seconds watching you drink two glasses of water, eat two carrots, and a vitamin c tables.

[shichiu7]

You have such beautiful eyes. I'm so jealous ^u^

[zarnos]

That is some box office shit Danny, well done!... -- My motivation with this comment is to make you feel happy and glorified, enough so to make you go run outside, screaming to the world... "I LOVE MYSELF"... because thats what you deserve... SELF SATISFACTION BABY... -- PS word to your mum...

[FlolovesCW]

Love you danny... You sound so ill get better soon... Love you xxxxxxxx

[vio2812]

get well soon Danny, we love you much... kisses and hugs from Serbia <3

[MW2LilRamsicHD]

omg.. the normal voice is gonna take some time getting used to xD

[shalenaiscool]

but u no finish da carrot D:

[kc091096]

i like your deep voice

[Tiklez99]

he didn't actually finish that carrot :L

haha I LOVE YOU DANNY!

[23DEATHNUMBER]

awsome commentary man

[TheWarIsWon15]

Do a video about the book "How to Grow Great Marijuana" (Yes it's a real book)

[yumyumfluffbum]

im getting entertained by a man eating a carrot....... :/ ....oh dear......

[Nic33rd]

Yay!

[SoyBoy182]

Danny's real voice! *Epic music*

[purpledsnail]

whats with all the drugs?

[njlwag]

Dude at first i was like what the fuck, his words dont go with his lips

[BlueXRaccoonXLover]

@njlwag i didn't notice his words didn't match the video until after 20 seconds! HA

[realkittengurl95757]

@njlwag me too! lmao

[Enav8]

"I am happy that i was able to finish the carrot":L

[musicalamity06]

a video about the illuminati would be swell, Danny. just sayin. like 07parkour07 was sayin

[mugme18]

Danny, do you really want a great Director's Commentary? go out and buy that Disney movie "Brother Bear" from back in the day and watch the Director's Commentary on it... I've seen it countless times in the last 7 years since we bought it and it's always hilarious.

[13katikins]

awwwwwwwwwwww i don't like it when danny doesn't sound high and crazy :( get well soonage.

Lemon Drop <3

[WarpGam1ng]

0:55 hahahahahaha you sooo fucking high XD

[ofallcritics]

HOW DO U DRINK SO FAST

[07Parkour07]

Danny do a video about illuminati.

[a2ccfb]

Dam danny! That was bad and im probly the first one to say that 0.o sorry umm fell beter I guess

[samilicioussness]

omg i love you danny!! feel better!!

[sydneyclarexoxo310]

R u better now??

[244jovan]

Danny seriously talking????Without screaming????No way!!!!

[hannasabrina]

you are greaT!! kisses and hugs :)

[zhadow7]

we laaarv yhuuu long time

[SplinterCell37]

1337 likes :P

[SplinterCell37]

THIS IS BLOODY HILARIOUS.

[PwnKone]

you look like a rabbit -_-

[namera6]

Lmao. You always make me laugh! Get better soon! Lots and lots of vitamin C!

[saiyagok]

just get better soon!

[zyroyan]

danny you were so serious... hehehhe get well may bestfriend on the internet...

[salsaordie]

who else started chewing when he started munching the big carrot?

[pnkrk1039]

He DOES kind of sound like House!! Lolz

[TheGutterpup]

This is the most goddamn fucking profound ass shit I've ever fucking seen in my entire goddamn motherfucking life, for fuck's sake, fuck. Fuck.

[nutfiles]

Omg awesome! U should do more of these!!!

[darkotheking96]

lol Danny when u are sick u look like Osama!xD and u Are drinking blood from glass!

[RedXenus]

This was... interesting.

[GYPSYBORIQUA]

ahahhahah god one danny!!!!

[Hadi2234]

LMFAO!!!

[LukaxN]

i have the same cups!!!!

[dorgoron]

Ozdravi brzo, brate!

[laraoutloud]

never heard him talk this calmly O.o

[SuperPaulBoy]

we love you! :D

[bobsandweavesable]

i feel proud being one of his little lemon drops :)

[LyRiCsRmE9724]

Still made me laugh :)

[godsmack4life]

get well soon man!!

[AmericanSuiteheartTV]

nice voice I like the director's commentary just as much as the other video's. Nice voice :)

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[Mrtootenannyofoldnew]

/watch?v=_aMJZGFEhLg

[ColRon]

I was very entertained

[Theeiiiaaa16]

you should do that more often.....i mean, the director's comentary :)

[Johnhazrd]

17 people don't have a commentary voice.

[giotto0111]

this is stupid

[M0ntaroo]

best eva !! lol

[daMarshalxD]

i think he's totally stoned in that vid lol

[Alma2Awesom3]

this was awesome!

[Ashmann]

This was great!

[Pepsiitate]

I continue to look at them if you continue to make them :D

[sang1441]

Danny you have the same glasses as I do! P.S. I love you and you should do a video on why glass is transparent.... please involve unicorns and a toaster.

[19GoDNeSS91]

do a video on some awesome iphone applications or something that is involving either ipod, iphone, ipad.

[Zombait360]

My legs hurt. You should do an educational video thinger doo on why growing pains hurt.

[beekeeyah]

heh. i have those cups :)

[nbwulf]

Cheers old man... I hope all is well.

[Cutter287]

@N0BODYNEEDS2KNOW

I could explain, but that would not be fun for anyone, now would it?

[bookworm716]

Hey Danny pls do a vid about the badger song! Pls... 8D

[DaInfamousAlbo]

do a video on why albanians and serbs hate eachother because im albanian and you are serbian

[ftwlolpie]

what happen to the guitar riff :(

[1belieber606]

aww danny i hope u get better :(

[N0BODYNEEDS2KNOW]

What's a woman condom?? Why is Health so disturbing?!?!?!?!?

[boredgirl701]

i'll never stop watching danny, never

[BeckahJackson]

Since ur doing commentaries I have a good one you could do that on...do one on a movie called the outsiders...

[GLRSTEVEO]

lol @ the comment on screen "is it Lupis?"

[amko120]

i think u were h in video =)

[turtlemonkey69]

could you do a video on the affects of alcohol on young children? and the all together affects

[ginkismar]

Danny I'm sick too! I got the chickenpox, you're my soulmate!!!! MARRY MEEEEEE!!!!

[XoGiggleKissesXo]

Hi Danny, can you do a video about astrology?

[October30Scorpio]

Dear Danny :3  Why are people so homophobic? Surely today in modern society people would of moved on from hating or and not liking gays//Bi's//Lesbians :L

I LOVE YOU <3

Jessicaaar

[Cerothenus]

@October30Scorpio people are still even a little bit racist as well... prejudism will basically never cease to exist... its all based on the opinions of the worlds population and their opinions are based on a thousand other variables... such as how, where they were raised and who raised them... Religion can also play a major part in the origin of this conflict. Long story short: The world is not renown for its Utopian nature...

I would be interested to see Danny's opinion/ response to this one

[motwn17]

Do a video on your favourite scents!

[jamesdobrincic]

Do a directors commentary of your directors commentary

[cassychick7]

Dear Danny,

I'm going off to college soon and I'm wondering: how was your college experience? I know about the yacht, but a indepth on that woudln't be bad, plus any other wacky shit you did. Thanks a bunch.

Kisses and Hugs,

Lemon Drop

P.S. These commentaries are nice, you should do more :)

[firstclasscotastrafy]

@cassychick7 I totally agree with you on the commentary videos. and the college experience would be funny to be put in a video. Danny you should make more commentary videos! :) 

[LOVE808s]

<3 you too Danny! Get well soon!

[PoopKisser]

dear danny.. why do you continue to have a shirt on each video?

[OnlyOneBite]

one of the danny's best.

[sarahgene17]

@surfermania95 he already did

[2kids4mommy]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Kisses n hugs to you too Danny, Feel better soon. muah

[gdoomy]

get well denny!

[AlxArdnax]

"right at that moment I was looking at a palm tree outside my window"

ha.

[DJDhananjayK]

lol i thought you're audio was not synced for a moment :P

[MelanieClyde08]

1:06 -- why does this turn me on?;O

btw, your voice is hot when you speak normally ;D

[Howlover]

@MelanieClyde08 you're not the only one who thinks so believe me. xD

maybe it's the husky-ness of it when he's sick... i dunno, his voice is always hot. >w<

[MelanieClyde08]

@Howlover ahaha, fair enough, and i guess so:')

[LisaJMoore]

As a director, how do you get the subject (person in the video) to behave for shooting the video?It seems like it would be difficult ...

[Drivr27]

after all that vitamin c.. your piss would've been brighter and yellower than the sun!

[Bernster2011]

Bought my ticket today right near the front for the June 10 live lemondrop party!!! They said that the theatre might change from the Everest... Must be magical? How do theatres change?? Everyone bringing lemons with them? Any requests for signs???

Bernie in Sydney row H11

[BigGav11111]

Hope you're feeling better soon!

[surfinjuli]

Oh Danny! Only YOU could get me to watch a video of you eating carrots TWICE! Once with the chewing, once with the commentary. Brilliant!

Your insightful comments on sediment really bring the concept of this work home to the viewers.

[porjaymaspazzatron]

1:40 sediment shaped sediment

[MsOopsiDaisy]

all your drinking made me pee :(

[Keels88]

I love how stupid some are...its Director's Commentary. The video and audio will not be matching!

[Pancho497]

Danny NigaHiga was in your country!

[CrystalCuteCuddly]

I love you more than is socially acceptable.

[therustyaxe]

I'm just glad you put the carrots in your mouth this time! Last time you played with carrots, I followed your advice and couldn't walk for a week!

[RandallLee89]

Director's Commentary you dumb broads

[nickiiBoiii]

audio and video is off..

[stolencheezburger]

@nickiiBoiii

He's voicing over the video, stupid.

[conza1994]

umm............ out of sync?

[PopeBenedictLane]

hey danny, its my birthday next week, im only gonna be fifteen its nothing big, but iv had a shitty year this year and everytime iv been down iv watched one of your videos and theyve always cheered me right up again :) please do a video for me? itll make this whole year worthwhile :P

lots of love! your best friend on the internet, Ben.

[wtfcartooncomedy]

hey danny im doing a performance infront of 1500 people got any tips to handle my nerves

[Spenglanje]

pause at 0:00 Epic face :D <3 Danny

[macali2009]

Awww this video made me wanna fly to australia n give danny a hug for bein sick.... :(

[PopeBenedictLane]

@macali2009 then you would get sick too!

[macali2009]

@PopeBenedictLane It is well worth it. I wouldnt mind getting sick if it meant I could give Danny a hug :)

[SilverArrow47]

Danny, Could you do a video about why women do prostitution?

[CheesePiee]

@mandevouringman No, he's commentating. You don't hear what he's saying in the actual video.

[ILuvHikaruAndKaoru]

<3

[dancingdaydreamgrl]

i love how ur just staring into the distance for ages eating the carrot hahahahaha