Shit Redditors Say

[budda8you]

looks like a young ron swason

[hamburgalar4sho]

that girl was hot. maybe if i upvote this, she'll have sex with me!

[Zipify13]

When does the Narwhal Bacon?

[warcrafter21]

@Zipify13 3 PM, obviously.

[joomuffin1]

@warcrafter21

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[UliX29D]

And "Ohmygawdreligiouspeoplearesod­umbohmygawd"

[MessedUpBrainspike]

You also left out "R-R-R-REPOST!!".

[Niemtol2]

Ron paul.

[ahmeadors1]

Reddit understands it is up its on ass, these guys do not. So I guess you could say that they are up their own asses about not understanding that reddit knows that it is up its own ass...assception...oh god what have I done?

[slaughter5150]

You left out, "Oh god why?"

[TheMelonShampoo]

don't you dare tell me that this video wasn't made to get loads of karma ! whore!

[hopy921]

SO BRAVE

[MithrandirAgain]

@hopy921 "SO FUCKING BRAVE" - Ron Paul Sagan

[iori1245]

fuck this video, post it to reddit so I can downvote it.

[Speaks2Much]

reddit is crap, i never go there

[77mycharger77]

@Speaks2Much You're right you use 9gag.

[Bonerator]

no mention of how redditors hate spiders?

[redheadcover]

This video made me realize I need to stop using reddit, right now.

[TheJDorian]

not enuf gramir naziz

[MiMiN91]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

[captainpanic08]

Reddit has its darker corners, sure, but there is still a lot of amazing content and great people there too. It's about finding the subs to suit you.

[Yojizu]

Oh hey you forgot to mention all the child porn as well as the talk of beating and raping women

[danspeedemon]

@Yojizu Oh yeah man I heard google has all that too, google is a terrible place.

Or maybe you could not go searching for that, and then blame the website you found it in.

[Yojizu]

@danspeedemon Actually, I was made aware of all the child porn and rape apologism on reddit due to the recent Something Awful thread on the matter, I did not and have not ever searched for these things on my own. But hey, nice ad hominem.

[danspeedemon]

@Yojizu Ah, much better then, you have no actual experience or evidence, and are just basing it off of a biased SA thread. I can see the logic now.

[danspeedemon]

@Yojizu And that wasn't ad hominem, it was a point I was making, and has nothing to do with you. If you look for it, you'll find it, but that doesn't make reddit, or google bad.

Also CP is no longer allowed on reddit anyways. /r/blog/comments/pmj7f/a_neces­sary_change_in_policy/

[Monobob74]

r/cableporn

[skomiyama]

pics or it didnt happen

[AroundTheCorner1]

I guess you could say

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They're r/etarded

[metakabu]

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH REDDITORS HARD

[TimidMC]

What happened to "TIL"

[mcb172]

@TimidMC still there, just got changed to TODAYILEARNED 

[TimidMC]

@mcb172 I meant in the video

[Cameroon62]

Surprised you made no jokes about r/spacedicks. *Slightly shudders at thought*

[punishshot]

forgot the on going war between atheists and relgion..fixed.

[obadets3]

What about r/atheism? You missed out on a goldmine there

[RockerDuk]

oh god my sides !

[CaptainGirlrod]

I know you're all taking the piss but somehow I want you to die anyway?

[MaxOfS2D]

Not enough blatant misogyny, racism, and white privilege

video invalid

[JamesKernaghan92]

@MaxOfS2D Not enough whining about the greatly exaggerated amounts of misogyny, racism and white privilege, either.

[wingman123]

Scumbag video makes fun of redditors by using a meme.

[Tehn00bifierer]

These people ruin the fucking internet.

[Edraayer1]

le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le

[ThatGuyNamedTim]

Rampart?

[mazhas08]

Lost it at "girl here". Godammit.

[Krokstad]

slop-tongued beaverbandit

[TheCrownHolder12]

where's "r/atheism is such a circlejerk"?

[Samtastrophi]

There was no mention of narwhals at all, you guys are wrong.

[NorProductions]

they missed a lot in this :

Repost angry comments

Anything regarding atheism posts

"did you ever played this game" posts of r/gaming

the reddit famous smiley...ಠ_ಠ

anything regarding r/trees

etc...

[brownayy]

2:48 simon??

[bovinejst]

lost it at: who the fuck is this andrewsmith?

[ookami3380]

what is reddit?



[Hikayuhuy]

neil degrasse tyson book on the side ... you're doing it right

[WUTBM]

you forgot "Christians r stupid lol"

[MattMattMalloy]

BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

[dcourtn1]

haha "Ron Paul"

That's me.

[miaxmeme]

That guy with the gray shirt and beard is SOOOOO hot

[spacemunki1]

@miaxmeme you are a redditor

[fazawood81]

theres a re edditor ?

[Swerty1Hd]

SO BRAVE

[johnilm]

My entire reddit career is summed up in the first 3 seconds of the video.

[vobo8998]

this magazine they are advertising is pretty good.

[nianoniano1]

You forgot "I'm a faggot and I love dicks"

[chainedsage2]

HURR DURR IM FROM REDDIT I LUV COCKS

[willem01]

@chainedsage2 x'D

[HeroofWind1]

>Not mentioning how Redditors claim they make everything they steal

[Starioshka]

@HeroofWind1 and they hate teh center of Internets - 4chan

[NAMkiller]

@Starioshka Redditors don't hate 4chan. We are in silent awe.

[RandomoftheAwesome]

@HeroofWind1 >They cant stealfalgs

[famousgirl9x9]

@HeroofWind1 Actually no. 9gag usually steals from reddit and people post it on to tumblr and facebook and so on.

[HeroofWind1]

@famousgirl9x9 And where does Reddit steal from? 4chan.

[famousgirl9x9]

@HeroofWind1 Lol, no. Reddit comes up with it my good friend.

[HeroofWind1]

@famousgirl9x9 Okay, so would you prefer Reddit being so retarded that they have to boost their self-esteem by stealing and branding it as original, or would you prefer Reddit just being retarded with the stuff they "make?" Either way, Reddit's retarded.

[MrmUdKiPzzz]

@famousgirl9x9 >2012

>Still thinks Reddit is full of OC

> ISHYGDDT

[Trowter]

@MrmUdKiPzzz >typing like this

>not on 4chan

[MrmUdKiPzzz]

@Trowter i'll take it on the chin.

[zickeli7]

@HeroofWind1

>trying to greentext on youtube

[ThaCat01]

@HeroofWind1 How bout 9gag ?

[Rhythmachine191]

@HeroofWind1 Ever since 4chan went to shit, the majority of things are made from reddit or at least made popular through reddit.

[IIKeRsEyII]

@HeroofWind1 I think majority of frequent redditors will admit most of the content stems from 4chan.

[welcometoboats]

also the guy in the gray reddit shirt looks like jon benjamin

[welcometoboats]

stupid stubble, stupid beards

[Soldier0Cross]

So much butthurt in these comments. 

[kidkool47]

The smug, I'm choking on it!

[masshole0000]

R/trees

[theamazingfletch]

Good grief, you mean reddit is any forum ever made on the internet with any level of popularity?

[vidyajames]

enjoy normalfag central

[Taaaax]

of all the awful things said on reddit this was the best you could pick?

[Nuc1earRabbit]

Fags

[Samodrei]

i fucking quit reddit

[freerunningshetland]

OMG NSFL, I almost spilled my soy latte all over my expensive Mac computer

[orangeluva56]

GAY NIGGERS

[macr0machine]

Reddit is like 4chan if it was 100% faggots and cancer instead of only 99.9% faggots and cancer.

[waratah234]

redditors secretly hate this video because it shows them how assburgers they are

[BlairDrager]

Why would anybody ever make this? this is fucking terrible. you all should be ashamed of yourselves.

[XXTheappleXX]

Im subbed to spacedicks

[Priestscantank]

WHY DO ALL REDDITORS HAVE BEARDS AND LOOK LIKE THEY GO TO SCHOOL AT HUMBOLDT STATE?!

[AgesxsegA]

Fuck Reddit. Memes are gay. 2nd worse userbase next to 4chan.

[russellooo3]

Where's the beloved narwhals and bacon?

[5w4gg5w4gg]

Did anyone else start typing soudchaosdebug at the end?

[QuixoticMcGee]

No mention of 2am chili or ice soap? This is not legit.

[WHITEBOYxOFxAMERICA]

Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

[matooni]

I feel sick cos of this

[mattmakescovers]

@TheRikbox Nope. I'm a dog person.

[Poopontheworldful]

no mention of 'le', video invalid

[MyDamagedDignity]

@makareli: that's only on /b/, you fucking illiterate piece of shit. And gore is fucking delicious.

[MyDamagedDignity]

Reddit is fucking cancer, kill that shit with fire.

[iPhoneToy]

More like League of Legends forums.

[siknees]

@BilJacobson Save that shit for 4chan, we're not your personal army, so don't be an asshole for having a different opinion that someone else.

[FreeRidersNation]

I am the greatest rapper of all time, just check out my super bowl hd music vid. It is directed And edited by me, its a remix of rack city called sack city. Thumbs up so everyone gets to know this trolling rapper. Please also rate and leave a comment

[GalaxyMods]

God I fucking hate Reddit and 9gag. They are at end of the human centipede of memes, 4chan being first, of corse.

[hrdlxs]

FUCKING MIDNIGHT

[NiteHonor]

When does the narwhal bacon?

[BeelzebubTerror]

@NiteHonor 1100

[yafb317]

@itachinorman

Lmao. So true.

[MrAlphalpha]

This is not funny. Just my opinion

[eclipsetail]

@MrAlphalpha Ah, so you're a redditor?

[makareli]

I love 4chan...I love having to scroll through posts of gore, child porn, chicks with dicks, bestiality, gay pictures and other fucked up topics just so I can actually get to a post that I want to read. Such a great design!

[pandapostalservice]

you forgot what time does the narwhal bacon.

[itachinorman]

Big 3 are FJ, Imgur, and 4chan... Even though Imgur and reddit are the same... Reddit is always full of people that bitch about how they are atheist, and their parents are hardcore baptists.

[Pavelkovinru]

You look like a guy from epic meal time

[MistaaSilky]

0:14 hahahahahahahahaha

[Brandonb8621]

How many black people were killed in the making of this video?

[TehShewz]

You do know reddit is just as bad a 9fag right? All of this content was stolen from somewhere else.

[Jukeboxtcm]

Hahaha! I saw that you were on imgur! Reddit and imgur are like brother and sister anyway.

[ConnorV009]

Repost!

[superawesomemegawin1]

1:15 YOU'RE ON IMGUR!!!!

[odinthecrab]

@DaBoxMonsta That's my name! But I have no idea who he is either...

[Oblicion93]

Cancer

[ssss122344]

is that OZ ? o_O

[XxMAGNUMoX]

BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

[DaBoxMonsta]

Who the hell IS Andrew Smith...?

[UserNameJohnFullmer]

That was easy.

[apeycakess]

what nothing about making fun of funnyjunk?

[BurgeonBlitz]

Original? Yeah okay.. This "shit 'people' say" thing has been going on, on YouTube for a month now...

[kingspaz999]

True dat, oh and who ever doesnt like reddit or funnyjunk or doesnt know what it is, you are not living yet

[Ace13ace0nater]

Dumb!!

[TheJewel121]

I heard Reddit is full of pedophiles and gives you virus if you go there.

[Trailblazerpony]

You forgot how I feel as a-(blank) on reddit

[horchada1]

Funnyjunk woot woot!! :DD

[lboughto001]

Redditors what's that? Is it like Pinterest.....I like Pinterest.

[Baloonsnufsaid]

@SgtHydra A magical place of wonder and excitement.

[SgtHydra]

What the fuck is reddit?

[MrPSPI]

lol xD

[natalie3x5]

0:04 omg marvelous beard!

[magickoutlaw1]

Wholly shit

[Galindo66]

Do "what 4channers say"

[adavidbujanda]

i hate that guys mustache...it angers me...

[panchito808]

4chan for life! fuck reddit

[tom360]

Violentcrez is soooo edgy!

[RiskuBusiness]

No "We stole all our content from 4chan"? Downvoted

[I0o]

so reddit users are a bunch of faggots?

[GoW495]

I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!!

[gg94b]

It's funny because nothing originates from Reddit.

[5v764]

This is hilarious LOL

[rohitmehandru]

FunnyJunk FTW!

[IRACourageWolf]

@rohitmehandru ಠ_ಠ

[Zvezdarac]

Lol, it's so true. Fuckin' cats...

[nick22385]

duke nukem more like bad graphix haha that was priceless

[nick22385]

that shit was fucking hilarious



[ArtisticSpaz]

Ron Paul part may be applied to everywhere on the internet

[pmind86]

Sweet jesus. I understood EVERY reference.... I need to quit while I can

[CFkimahri]

Cats?

[dangmattsmith]

Awesome!!! New vid called "if twitter could talk"

[Hokibukisa]

RON PAUL!

[michaelshamanking]

Now because of this video i think all Redditors are fucking annoying as shit..... LOL.XD. BLIND JUDGEMENT IS AWESOME!!! ^-^

[keyblader6]

The girl is hot