Joanie's Guidette Makeup the Hell

[yolosofsu]

your deff faking your accent . js

[aachtungbaby]

@yolosofsu that's the point asshat

[mandapop]

I went and disliked the Ginny girl's video. YEAH, take that!

[sturgess123456]

Jizz lip...

[kingpedro36]

This girl is Awesome!

[karkatable]

you look like a ganguro lol

[glowbluestah]

We're not hookers were classy you gott do your makeup classy(:

[KTBEverlasting]

@MTlovers1712 I think someone needs a tutorial on how not to be a bitch.

[MiaaCeline]

68 dislikes THANKS JIMMY.

[TinyVessels00]

@MTlovers1712 kys

[musefan4]

"Maybe my next tutorial I'll teach you to not be a raging bitch" <3

[NylieTheBat]

Yeah we're not hookers we're classy. =D.

You go gurl.

[BreezyFlies]

Tony doesnt want you! lol

[gabbys037]

ITS NOT ABYSS ANYMORE ITS PURE ! HAHAHAHA

[emogoddest]

I know this was a joke but I think she looks pretty..:)

[HalieLikesGlitterXx]

long ass fat ass neck !

[HIMM2011]

That makeup goes very well with your curly hair.

[pokenjiggle]

nothing to crazy ;]

[GymnasticsSuperFan]

what powder bronzer is that

[dashawtyuwish4]

@GymnasticsSuperFan the powder bronzer is from victoria secret too

[Axelblade79]

What's the song that plays throughout the video??

<3 Love ya Justine! :D

[guidettebrunette1990]

even though ur making fun of guidettes, u look hot. ur face looks tan with the bronzer. mine looks waaay 2 orange. lol

[Gabrielismeat]

You look like a clown... This is crazy? Yeah because you look like a joke

[GabbehSezHii]

@Gabrielismeat It is a joke smartass...

[rockrg1rl]

A Bare Minerals ad played before this video.

[TheProjecttMayhem]

i likee the other girls video better . dont usee concelor in your lips . ew .

[emilyistrueblue]

@TheProjecttMayhem

she was making fun of the other girl. this isn't real. if you think this is real, get the hell off of jpmetzs account. you don't deserve her. :)

[BloodredRidinHood00]

This is amazing. LOL!! :D

[ShowingLovely]

{( My Idol )} :P

[myurikaa]

is this actually serious ...

[Beeccah]

@myurikaa obviously not. its a response to "that bitch".

[Lov3Hack3r]

u actually looked amaxingly pretty until you put the "lipstick" on lol XD

[FancySchmancyEyes]

cookie monster... LMAO! ur awsome!

[pjuxify]

If you google "Fjortisar" and look at the pictures, well, welcome to my Swedish reality the hell. JPMETZ is my damn knight on a white horse.

[Piratefreako]

@pjuxify "Fjortisar" are the WORST!

[CaitlynnSephira]

You made my dayyyy !!

[sonomediterranea]

This chick is hilarious.

[kloassie]

who's the bitch here? woman you're ugly on the outside as well as the inside! Ginny is beautiful!! just beautiful!!!

[Makeupmaniac19]

Soooo accurate.

[Deadlywhite]

I LOVE YOU!!!

[nchollywood]

You dont look like the Cookie monster, You look like the snooki monster!

[Sakura8134]

I love the way you say "bronzer". :D

[MakeupbyKattT]

@imzadii058

Sounds good gurl if you want add me on msn my user name is Maahre940 :P

BTW I agree 100% make up can be way overpriced. did ya know MAC is giving out a bunch of free giftcards??

I saw that they just recently posted this link on their facebook fanpage on monday, you can get one here.

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Oh and.. ya must use the coupon password BEAUTY on the second page of registration =D

[brittybubmbl3b33]

Oh my god I love you! Hahaha you remind me of my cousin xD

[VLovesHollywood1]

haha youre hilarious:)

[shakirarocks11]

lol love your videos

[MsGnette]

so fucking awesome!

[bootycakes111]

i like her voice

[jaibobro]

she seems to have big boobs

[neonosebleed]

So all the people that are negative on jpmetz are very small pathetic butt cheeks.

[EpicMinnie]

ROFL @ This video

and SUPER ROFL @ the people who think she's serious.

[betch29]

how is orange a healthy vibrant color for skin? orange is for fruit silly !!

[neonosebleed]

@betch29;; Oh wooow. Shows what you know. You just don't get fashion.

[LolaColaMS]

@cannonman360 LMAO. you're funny. way to waste your time typing that. and thinking it. you probably took like and hour to think of all that "good" shit to say. asshole

[neonosebleed]

@cannonman360;; Let's all laugh at the dumbass, cannonman360.

[clairebelle2010]

I don't know what's funnier, this video or the fact that there are some idiots out there that think this is serious. Love you and your videos!

[80sKatt]

I love this and you Props to Joanie lol

[dingyforyou]

You are the first chick on youtube to actually make me laugh! Kudos :D

[98765432145349]

So more breast

[ehernandez22190]

wow who ever honestly passes any judgement on this girl here is pathetic really you feel the need to write about her appearence please do everyone a favor and shut up keep it moving you bunch of ignorant asses its a joke. disrespectful losers i hope you read this

[comesNgoesinwaves14]

Seriously assholes whoever thinks this is serious needs to go fuck themselves

[dancinginblue]

ROFLMAO! I LOVE THIS!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[keilaknightxox]

0:56 LOL

[Gemmerrrr1]

1: you look minging.

2: too much make-up

3: you look like a tart

4: that make up makes you look fake and plastic

5: you're both as bad as each other. Get a life.

[angelofhopes]

@Gemmerrrr1 this is a joke. lol read the tag. before you open your big gob :) ty x

[Gemmerrrr1]

@angelofhopes Shut your fat mouth you knob fuck. Ty.

[angelofhopes]

@Gemmerrrr1 you don't know for a fact that I have a fat mouth. and no I'm not a knob I was just telling you its a joke. and for you to read things before using them. unless you're being stupid on purpose just to post a bad comment. and next time use a reason.

[Gemmerrrr1]

@angelofhopes Mate the one being stupid is you? I was merely stating that the make-up looked like shit. and tbf that's what she wanted- so I guess I did her a favour. and also.. she's obviously taking the piss outta the other loser because that's how she applies her make-up and therefore- you need to shut your big mouth- it's your own fault you got called a knob. Don't reply to any of my messages and gtfo. K. TAH. (:

[susuishere]

61 people do their makeup like this, everyday.

[JackJeffersonEC]

this girl is ugly

[rallotubbs1]

she's a hoe

[JenetteMonster]

Anyone who thinks she's serious... Kill your self.

[camobaby36551]

WOW . YOUR STUPIIID .

[KellyForever89]

Look at that dumbass talking about how ugly the makeup is. Shut your goddamn mouth. It was to make fun of the other Bitch, fuckhole.... Ilovejpmetz!

[mia95628]

your make up is ugly even my sister does it better

[sweetandsassy321]

is it bad that i actually like this?

lol toned down a bit of course :)

[BitLord]

@LaLinda97

Lugna, hon driver bara.

[LIXalot671]

Ohh gosh SHUT THE FUCK UP ugly BITCH ! & No , you do not look skinny enough ! You look like the fuckin cookie monster !

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

@LIXalot671 don't watch her videos if you don't like her! Beside the cookie monster is freaking sexy so shut your mouth!!!! :D

[kmjtf]

@LIXalot671 lol seriously?

[sweetandsassy321]

@and7eea haters are going to haaaaaate :)

[MrRicksym]

Lets wipe shit all over my face to make me look good!! Yeh rite, Lol !

[hozeykancarissa]

"i think that this is orange enought" =D

[alexandrateresa1]

lol, i love you. <3 this is how half the girls in my town do their make up.

[luckyassfortune]

EWW. god job

[tanshortbrunettegirl]

i like the boob idea..... but i have foundation? will that work hahahahah just kidding(:

[whoreytart34]

i dont think she knows who the hell snooki is cause she looks gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay .

[richieasian]

anyone else notice the tags? lol ;)

[CallMeThebee]

@richieasian ? whats a tag?

[cheycheystriker]

@richieasian LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thanks for saying something XD

[stevencortez444]

I thought this was a Jersey girl tutorial, not a Beateljuice tutorial.

[ReddWrath]

Accent?

Justine has an accent?

[amanai1010]

"you wanna look like cookie monsta" lmaoooo

[StARbriteexx]

i think u actually look pretty.

[hannah73888]

wats sad is that i actually see chicks who look like this hahaaha

funny vid tho!

[zomgEricka]

hah "maybe my next tutorial will teach you how to not be a raging bitch." xD

[Ninjettebabe]

You're so amazing:)

[CobraKitNu]

If you had no makeup on in the beginning, you look GORGEOUS.

[ifancykay]

cus u no what ur doin u need to go back to hell

.

[XOemopirateXO]

@ifancykay And you need to go back to first grade and learn how to spell. You've got an entire fucking keyboard in front of you. Use it.

[ghettoarcade]

haha i fucking love you bitch

[jonathanmorann]

@jpmetz:

MAKE MORE FUCKING VIDEOS LIKE THIS!

These are fucking hilarious!

XD

[chichikissx]

lol i actually learned somthing from this

[cukkiee]

you actually look good with this makeup even though it was for bad intentions.

[bunneyohdonkey10]

@cukkiee she always looks good.

[DATLOONEY1]

@cukkiee minus the cheek stuff lol and the fact that she is orange

[frAnkie252473]

@cukkiee how good are the eyes lol

[tumblexpert09]

@cukkiee I liked this comment just to make it 70 instead of 69. There's little kids on youtube. They may not see that number. :)

[theonewholoves]

holy shit you remind me of my mother

strong island rep =]

[BPerone201]

You look like my junior year English class teacher in Hackensack NJ... it's freaking me out.

[Tialah]

HAHAHA

[AsiaQueen]

awesome! :D

[austinsbby1452]

this is soooo funny!(:

[noitatsortemXD]

lol i love your videos you continue to amaze meee XD

[rachelliott15]

as long as she talking about north jersey I like it!

PS new York/ north jersey isnt the tristate area...

[bowstodeer]

Connecticut isn't hawt enough to be included in the Tri-State area list. ;P CT ppl have flat hair.

[renniemeijer]

LOVE HER!!

[Dyanavi]

Hahahaha yeah very natural xD

I have to say that you still look good with the orange skin ;p

[talentedinlife]

lol love it!!!

[Lukozade123]

Everybody looks terrible in orange, but you break the mold!

[verabella1]

You two should stop dissin each other. Not classy! Take the high road.

[iamthenightfly]

Nice, healthy orange :))

[ja00x]

bahahahahaha

[StahtickRockah]

Thanks for the tip for lip color! I should try that.

[Clearie4]

HOLY CRAP! I am from Jersey ( have a house nect to SEASIDE ) and f-in' HOWLED through this entire vid! Fan-Freakin-TASTIC! ABSOLUTE SUB!

[furvert101]

if you cant pass as an oompa loompa your not orange enough...

[eienMMO]

your hair looks really cute like that lol.

[tubemeass]

nasty ? better off without it, maybe except the contour

[Cuttiegirlsu]

your gorgeous and i liked the look~!!

[Purpalicious13]

you look better like that, and you still look ugly.

[RoCKxSTeaDY00]

why's everyone hatin on us guido's? fuck all you

[warriorprincess2008]

wtf no

[pixiesgalore16]

@yellowcheese1430

you are soooo beautiful even without makeup... lucky girlie~<3:)

seems that more and more women dont have the money for make up because its just to expensive :(

Good news is MAC is giving away a bunch of freebies this week...tons of makeup for free

Might it helps some of you outi'll save u some searching, heres the giveaway site.

copy / paste: way｡com/macmakeup12

oh an the code for the end part is facebook3

[rbrush22]

She's protective of her brother because she doesn't want you to think your "skiny enough to get on top and kill him.

[ANGELVOICEADAM]

Alright if the point of this video was to make everyone believe that that makeup looks beautiful, uhhh u didnt do so good

and please please please DO NOT make another makeup guide ok? thanks

[rosemaryxfields]

lmfao, i love you

[DancingSpiderman]

joanie, I like you cuz you're accident makes you sound sexy... like a cheap new york hookah !!

BWAAhahahaha...

Wanna be yer SugarDaddie, "Cookie Monstuh"

[klipalex]

why would someone bother telling you that you suck....? knowing that er one loves the frig outta you.

[WeaTheRgrlx0x]

lol this is funny to me, my opinion, and you're too orange i don't like it sorry

[Melissaax123]

haha youre so awesome :D

[Rawraprilhere8]

For the STUPID ASSHATS, yeah this video was spoof dip shits -.- so stop hatin.

[chris84bloom]

holy shit HAHAHAHA This is just too funny....

[CatrinnnFrameee]

wrh is that accent ur doing?

[DancingSpiderman]

@CatrinnnFrameee Joanie speaks with a sexy accident... sounds like a cheap new yowak HOOKAH

[CatrinnnFrameee]

2:51, you dont look good or classy.

[CatrinnnFrameee]

You cant do makeup. Why do you bother? YOU SUCK.:)

[Zonkerrrs]

@CatrinnnFrameee .... Are you stupid? The point was to overdo everything and look really bad.

[CatrinnnFrameee]

@Zonkerrrs Yeah, but she is just annoying , and how cann you stick up for her?

[Zonkerrrs]

@CatrinnnFrameee No she isn't! She's absolutely hilarious!

[marzipin]

@CatrinnnFrameee are you dumb? this is a joke, you idiot.

[arieljennifer7]

this is great.where did u get ur shiny white eyeshadow. i can never find it!

[venushalley]

You look fabulous. Just fabulous. Like a superstar.

[TheRareStar]

Omg, what a strange man, how she talks too. Really stupid, so I would not dare Internet

[Justin4tw]

lol

[stephanieNbrody3]

Your makeup looks fabulous...I wish I could do it...But I can't and I'm from IL...I don't wanna look like I just stepped off the plane from Jersey....But goodluck with that Tony LOL....Great Makeup!! < 3 IT

[LittleJawa]

haha, I love the random Jimmy comment in the middle.

[biggie7385]

"what kind of asshole uses dark blue eye shadow?"

DeniseVlogs

lol denise is too funny.

[funnywithfreckles]

this is hot.

[Attackingtrees]

it was kind of funny when you said blue eyeshadow I thought of the Kat VonD makeup that i have and you pulled it out...

[Drizzle420]

i don't understand are all these videos just jokes???

[itzdatgringasuga]

i hope u guys are really friends in real life lol.

[onidead]

boobs........

[TheANBart]

hhhh.. most funny thing is, that it looks nice :D

[BabyB608]

u loook soo much better like this.(:

[sydneyparra96]

hahah the boob thing was funnyyy

[Aetrion]

Oh man, this chick is hilarious, all these "how to do bad makeup" videos are cracking me up.

[frstmexican]

Boobs!!!