Dane Cook - Crappy Jobs - Jesus Jokes

[IFeelDeadAlways]

i bleed if u shoot me in the chest plate¡¡!!!!!!!¡ XD

[Emilysvlogz]

a je-zit xD my aunt is making me go to church later im gonna be laughing my ass of thinking of this ahahaha

[93ead]

hahaha start your day off with a nice bowl of christ chex! too funny catchy and clever rofl!XD

[JulieeeLovesYouAlot]

Let's have some yum yums. I've made snacks.

Lord's a little stale today. You should check the date on that lord.

[JulieeeLovesYouAlot]

Alright, apparently you want some pickles.

[tootsiepop825]

Hello may I take your order?

WHOPPER!!!!!!!!! XD

[Marcolandi12]

Someone gEt the sauce

[necrisuni]

2:47 - luckiest guy on the planet ...

[Kkilgoretaco123]

Pickles

[pokemon55956]

I made up my own thing I have some num nums let's have sex!

[silverthevampirewolf]

It's time of yum Yums XD omg this guy

Is too funny

[pravkdey]

1:30 Fluttershy ordering some food for her animals :) 

[sparklesrock99]

AND THE PICKLES

[gold5627amy4738]

my god the Christ Chex crap was the BEST

[balletwb94]

0:44 Danes soo cute!!! X3

[ForeverBrittanyx]

Your move, holy man.

[whataboutredlorry]

LMFAO the shouting customer totally cracked me up.

[XxGriffeYxX24]

And the pickles.. and the pickles.... and the pickles! and the pickles! AND THE PICKLES!!!

[moviemaker211994]

He should of said Christ crispies!!!

[kelseymg13]

It's the comedy central presents one

[DCmemberAlex]

what stand-up is this? its not vicious cicle..

[MichaelDoakTV]

6:42 my bros a marine and his he calls Opera

resons

1: its big

2: its black

[clubihatekikyou]

you used "than" in the wrong place in the very beginning. it should have been "then". otherwise great upload <3

[MisEmilyScissorhands]

life is beautyful!

[Pantherchick235]

sweet sauce all over my body. [x

[Monkey4515]

@Pantherchick235

lol

[mydkkheara]

lol "chicken tenders"

[mydkkheara]

lol i love "and the pickles" part "and the shakes"

[Philosophy903]

as we ate reeses pieces with the lord LMFAO

[Monkey4515]

lol pickles!

[nathankiller14]

Welcome to burgerki. WOPER WOPER!@@#!@!

[HCDDWarhero]

lol

[QxZPelkeyZxQ]

wrong "then". thats the comparing things "than". you want this "then". the "then" thats used to order things.

[XxAmyShifflettxX]

"and the pickles" XDDDD

[iluvm3lol]

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL xDDD

hahaha this is awesum

[bleeification]

peace rap...lol

[church6d9]

lol its better when he says "sweet and sour sauce all over my pussy!" haha

[bomfakia]

he said "body"... not "pussy." jeez.

[church6d9]

I know, I said that I like the other one better. Jeez.

[mia5214]

i love 3:06

[LiVExYOURxLiFE87]

start your day off the holy way with christ chex

[zabob276]

(Angel) GOOD MORNINGGG!!!!

[ragnorokh]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?

[AlLiKaYgb]

2:53 hm.. nice pic

[NIMI624]

hi welcome to burger kingt can i take ur order....WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fivefamly]

AND THE PICKLES....AND THE PICKLES

[flyingfire197]

sweet sauce all over my body...lol

[FoundtheGlitches]

lol i was on msn wid ma gf on web cam she was talkin to me and i laughed so hard she was likme STOP LAUGHING AT ME i sent her link then next day we were at skwl and shes like OMG CONNOR THATS SO FUNY and i was like sweet sauce all over my body

[LuckyAndChatter]

where do u get the sound of crappy jobs??

[GABU1245]

sweet sauce all over my body i  laugh so hard on that one

[naziated]

wow haters on this video..

[epickperez]

this is what people call comedy?

i have tried watching this guy do stand up but i just don't get it.

is it funny because he's loud and everyone knows he suck's or is the crowd retarded?

[szklarski1]

no your just an emo and dont laugh dont worry some good news u can go buy razors for only 10 cents :D GL

[epickperez]

First of all im not emo so get it straight you fag!

[ruff1298]

It's because it's our choice of comedy, not yours, and many people find his style of walking all around the stage and physically acting out what he's saying and making vocal sound effects hilarious.

[noodlesRawsome24]

u should see dane cook's other acts, theyre great, especially vicious circle.

[erikyayerik]

fuck no dane cook is fucken retarded

[noodlesRawsome24]

no he isnt, he funny in a retarted way, but hes hilarious man.

[szklarski1]

lol as much as you lol

[erikyayerik]

hay imma genious

[raccoonkidd]

@erikyayerik lol ur a genious....thats not even how u spell genius...u fuck...get a life u ignorant jerk...

[TheRelyks]

get some sauce!! She wants it her way!!  lolololololololol!

[DancingR0bot]

WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!  ONE FRY

[stewie464]

are u trying to molest me via drive-thru?

[Samiisayshi01]

i swear he is the funniest man alive

[Leaderofyou]

Nope. George Lopez Is.

[ruff1298]

Some people disagree with this.

I ignore those people. I really want to see him live and do the crazy acts he does with his talking like White Guys before a fight (*wipes mouth* Let's do it! *wipes mouth* Come on let's do it! *wipes mouth & *repeat*

[DaVuCrew]

is he coming to Florida anytime soon? cause I would fucking hijack a plane to go see him live

[erica1090]

haha he's so right about people at the drive-thru

[sweetsongman1]

this is 209, when in boston (or any town near boston) is dane gonna play? i need to know. i wanna see im badly.

[DJScrappy1]

hella funny i saw him once in New York

[earthbug95]

I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to see him live on June 27, i think. in new orleans

[Elite620]

this is fucken FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!1

[gymnastqueen9080]

HOT

[jcluver4545]

I FUCKING PEED MY PANTS!!!

[satansworker55555]

its ok

[Wilboy77]

BEST! VIDEO! EVER!