Texas Has No Chance

[Octopus941]

This videos old, but Texas still sucks :), Boomer Sooner, screw the Longhorns and Cowboys.

[freshmaker15]

choke on Joklahomas cock some where else. you fucking cry baby.

[virgilthegreat27]

Remeber when you posted this video? and you were wrong?

[Longhorn6595]

people are reatarded if they cant see this is sarcasm

[hookemhorns0293]

texas won.....................

[joshvn715]

Can't believe you can talk so much while you got the Sooners junk down the back of your throat.

If you are the kind of TEXAS fans we got on youtube that we better get more people on the site. Pathetic, you got less of a backbone than Bradford will after getting to know Sergio on last time....

[CowboyTD]

This video is from last year and it is SATIRE!!!!!! No one in the media was giving the Horns a chance, this was a joke. Use context clues for once in your life. Did you not learn reading comprehension in high school?

[lilI102084]

C,mon, TD! Don't say that about the Horns! Hook em Horns!!!!!!

[sk8elstinko]

texas has no chance to win nthe national chapionship. watch out texas Ou is comin!!!!!!!

[TacoHumanoid]

Good call man

[BigD9428]

Texas Won!!! Woo!

[tommorowswarrior]

well you got us bro:D

[coltsboi97]

hahha to bad texas won

[LongHornSteel05]

THIS IS THE ou vice president

[LongHornSteel05]

this is a closet sooner/ wants to be longhorn. but this state of oklahoma vhs tape is retarded

45-35

Texas 58 wins

ou 40  PERIOD!

[TRIPPSTER5]

OU:7 National Titles

Texas:3

Vince Young:1

[Longhorn6595]

4 out of 5 HOOK EM!

[soonersowntexas1]

texas call our state full of hillbillies watever listen to his voice

[Thisrealni66]

For the guy who said "Bob Stoops likes to lick donkey testicles"

Why did you expose him on youtube like that? Take it easy on the National trolls. Thank you sir as yes "Bob Stoops likes to lick donkey testicles"

[ousucksgohuskers]

read the comment that says april fools dumb ass you should pay atetion to that

[69jewzrcool69]

well, april fool dumbass!!!!!!!!!!

[bigdsears]

some guy on the radio this morning was saying a few years back when he was visiting people in OK stoops was being interviewed and when he was asked "do you think you should share the conference title with UT?" he responded with "why should we share it? we beat them" he didn't say what year it was but

i would like to have a copy of that right now

bigd - Austin

[bigdsears]

I'm just going to put this out there, but here's an idea for a new sign to fly over Norman in response to the one that flew over UT yesterday:

"Bob Stoops likes to lick donkey testicles"

I'm still working on the wording of it, but I feel like I'm getting kinda close...

[69jewzrcool69]

that is very good, but inaccurate. it is bob stoops licks big salty donkey testicles while he hires mexican immigrants from home depot to touch him in the shower, while he takes it deep from kevin wilson. how is that?

[gking407]

Big Game Bob HahAHAhaAHahHAaHAha

[Haterade898]

But WE BEAT THEM 45-35!!!!!!!!!!!

[swooperman]

Big Game Bob = 5 Big 12 Championships and BCS National Championship. Macky + 1 time champ. 11 years and one conference title. Ask for your money back on your coach!

[krazmexican]

how has big game bob been in the last 4 bcs games?

does 0-4 ring a bell?

and mack brown? 2-0. enough said.

[swooperman]

How does 1 conference title in 11 years for Mack, and 5, about to be 6 in 10 years after tonight for Stoops?

[allpeeps4me]

its called sarcasm poeple hes being sarcastic

[BigKlittles08]

45-35 prick

[TommyG0188]

look at the date of the video prick

[swooperman]

yes...you won 45-35, and Tech beat you, and we beat Tech. Blah Blah you know the argument. It's been beaten to death. Fact is, you knew the rules and so did OU and Tech. Don't blame OU, they did what they had to do which was win out and do so impressively. Blame the Big 12 for having a bad system. Now stop your whining and enjoy your BCS game.

[eagles500mn]

wait wait... but who won??? TEXAS!!!

[cowboysnumberonefan]

go longhorns

[chrisusmc0811]

I played HS ball with Cosby

[z12fighter]

cowboytd made this video to be sarcastic before the ou game.

[airBen47]

Whatever makes you sleep at night

[airBen47]

You right Sam Bradford more likley win the heismen. Friggin idiot.

What kind of Texas fan are you?

If you are a Texas fan no matter what you don't admit defeat.

Big game Bob?

Three straight big game loses.

CHOKE-LAHOMA! hahaha

Screw them

[CowboyTD]

this video is satire

[mpmiles12]

wow bro you are definatley not a REAL texas fan.

[CowboyTD]

this video was satire

[mcain08prez]

well dipshit whos 1 now mcoy heisman fuck u

[runescaper1332]

i like ou

[SGpro13]

I really thought OU was going to win,i was at the game but Texas really stepped up in the fourth quarter and somehow beat us.I think it is in part because of the bad calls but Texas played a great game. Hopefully the Sooners will go undefeated the rest of the year.Maybe OSU will beat Texas but i REALLY don't think so. Anyway great game on both sides.

[exxon1985]

i thought texas had no chance moron

[iwantmyfooddevoured]

TEXAS SUCKS!!!! BOOMER SOONER!!!! [0]

AND COLT MCCOY SUCKS TOO JUST FYI

HERE ARE SOME STATS

18 touchdowns; three interceptions; 1,665 yards; 72.6 completion rate.

McCoy: 16 TDs; three intercepts; 1,279 yards; 79.2 completion rate. Plus 317 yards rushing and four touchdowns.

you tell me who is the better quarterback and who is the better running back. he only runs because he's sared to take the hit which is why OU is a better team. BOOMER SOONER!!! [0]

[BROUSSARDSB]

you suck! Have faith in your team ja jack ass! Look at the results you clown

[CowboyTD]

this video was satire, man people are morons

[bigdsears]

Who needs porn when you can watch Cosby's hit on that guy when Shipley scored. My gosh, that guy got plastered.

[Eazyduzit1325]

choke on penis

[dirkluver]

they suffocate every other team cause they havent played any good teams!lol

[gamemaster3223]

awesome video.......love the sarcasm!!!!!!!

[matthew120149]

haha no one gets it... he is being sarcastic

[finishline75]

ur a fag u aint a real texas fan fuck you

[CowboyTD]

this video is mocking the media and the rest of the nation who did not think we could win. Does no one understand satire?

[warrenss19]

Your stupid.

[dallasfan4lfe]

Im a v tech fan but good luck to you all the rest of the season.

[abcdefghij73]

you need a woman

[lloyd45]

and i'm aware of the fact that you're being sarcastic. its just not funny and you don't do it well.

[CowboyTD]

thanks for the input

[lloyd45]

I'm a UT fan but you are a total douche bag.

[whateverbearfoot]

well it was a good game but i cant wait tell big 12 and they both went 100% but i think ou gave up when you guys had a 2 towchdown lead

[48Badboy48]

u dork texas won

[CowboyTD]

this video was making fun of the media for not giving us a chance, it was Satire, man people are dumb

[txmade86]

Well, it was too boring to listen to the whole thing

[txmade86]

Its funny how you had no faith in our Horns. I thought that it could go either way, and it went our way. You should not be a fan. I believed that we could win, was not saying that we will(even though we did) but hey, dude you suck

[CowboyTD]

This video is Satirical!!! are you really that stupid? this was mocking the fact that no one gave us a chance. man people are morons

[jahizbarlas]

this guy is an idiot. he just listens to the newsteam and says the same shit...

BS

[sam65340]

Hey Texas fans you beet is , u beet OU that sucks but OU has them next year hopefully. Im sorry but to me the only reason OU lost was because they lost their best deffinceive man in the second half.

[Hispanicatthedisco]

I can tell you went to OU because of your spelling and phrase structure.

[pharry4life]

Injuries happen-thats football, having no depth chart is no excuse for losing a game....

[jerseyman10]

That game was like when they played USC...

[jsmavs07]

wow! im kinda disappointed it all the Texas fans who watched this video and are apparently dense or semi-retarded. HE ISN'T saying Texas was going to lose. He's playing off the fact that no one thought we would...duh

[humanmaneater19]

ur a fucking moron

[ikillu12321]

thats why we won 45-35 you suck

[CowboyTD]

this video is Satirical, man people are idiots

[Chiken1012]

Dude your awesome !! we like the same teams hahaha

[runforestrun1511]

exactly, dude come on how are u fan if u have no confidence. obviously your not a fan. you shouldnt be a fan. your a disgrace

[CowboyTD]

this video is satirical, how many morons do i have to tell this to?

[Doc53]

i hate the people who say they are fans but have no pride

[CowboyTD]

This Video was Satirical, are you thatt stupid

[Doc53]

i know, im talking about the other people that were saying those things, plus the people on espn

[lonestarrider]

Zero-U sucks ass and so do you bitch!

[Austin1199396]

they were predicting a one touchdown lead at the final... i was so happy!!!! texas played so well today!!

[iWolverine]

You people who post these stupid comments

A- Clearly have never seen another one of CowboyTD's videos.

B- Do not understand the concept of sarcasm at all.

C- Must have not read the comment where he urges Texas fans to make videos of the game.

[Cash2112]

Dude you need to delete this vid; Texas owned OU!!! Hook 'em!!!

[CowboyTD]

This video was satire, playing on the fact that no one thought we could win,

[hon250]

your a dumbass!!! don't ever doubt texas bitch!! your not a true texas fan...move to oklahoma if your soo damn impressed with them! you piss me off..do us all a favor and don't make anymore videos...get a fucking life!

[L0nGhOrN512]

DUDE ... HE's being fucking sarcastic are you really that fucking stupid, You must not understand satire... Everyone who gets this video keeps having to defend TD from idiots like you. How about you get off Youtube completely and not make comments a about shit you know nothing about.. and how about you get a fucking life.

[nwcoker]

you're an idiot. typical, no faith! texas brought a serious game and truly showed who should be number one. lousy horn fan.

[CowboyTD]

This video is Satirical!! Are people really this stupid!!

[Allistar123]

i guess you learned you can't make these kinds of videos because a majority are you know not all there i guess.

[hon250]

no your just covering your ass now

[JPain15k]

what did people thing about Colt McCoy's Performance? anyone?

[JPain15k]

Don you feel like a dumb ass..XD Texas fucked Oklahoma hard.....

[CowboyTD]

This Video IS SATIRICAL!!!! Gah people are morons

[JPain15k]

Oh my bad, I didn't watch the whole thing haha. But yeah I'm DAMN impressed with Texas and how they performed. It's crazy but I'm feeling like I did back in 2005.

[awesomeguy234564]

I missed the whole first half so i missed really good stuff but im glad i saw the 2nd half also the line judges won't be at Big 12 games anymore they were terrible oh well GO LONHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO.1!!!!!!!

[jjnippleman]

great game

[foundmysock]

HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!!!!

...enough said.

[UT557]

OU has no chance because texas won already

[KMECDCOX]

First off i was pretty close with the score. Also i think you should say your sorry for doubting the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO HORNS!!!!!!!!!!

[L0nGhOrN512]

if your talking about TD he's being sarcastic man

[tntbrian]

Well we will see who's the better team in about 10 minutes! LETS GO OKLAHOMA!! BOOMER SOONERS! OKLAHOMA!

[L0nGhOrN512]

I THINK WE KNOW WHOT THE BETTER TEAM IS NOW.... ITS 2:45 AND OU STILL SUCKS...... over rated... over rated.... over rated

[tntbrian]

Well OU lost. But its ok cuz we lost to an AMAZING team

[mrgasbag]

Thanks for the good sports man spirit.

[tntbrian]

Your welcome. i think Texas and Mizzou in the Big 12 conference championship. and OU goes to the fiesta bowl.....again

[smokinjo1970]

texas is a good team, it's gonna be a true shootout, the way the red river rivalry should be. go sooners!!!!

[Vaariiz]

no offense but how can you call yourself a texas fan? always go in thinking we will win!! and i think we will win!! longhorns are gonna proove the world wrong!!

[CowboyTD]

did you not get that i was being sarcastic? man, people need to use their close reading skills

[Vaariiz]

lol i guess you were.. im really tired so i didnt really catch any sarcasm lol sorry :( go LONGHORNS!

[KMECDCOX]

i wrote this friday oct 10 7:27 and i say texas 41-38

[CowboyTD]

that score sounds familiar, lol

[Rodriguez87]

TEXAS!!! FIGHT!!!

Let the OklaHOMOS get cocky ;-)

[bevostumpedrevielle]

OU is very good but I think we have nothing to lose but alot to gain. According to my brother that goes to OU he said that their confidence is good an all but they feel as if they are being pressured too much. And this is coming from their campus feedback. They respect Texas's game and I think that is all that matters. But anyway...I'm stuill Texas all the way! Texas will win.

Hook 'em Horns!!! Hook Hook Hook!

[xMrBurnsx]

Bradford will be twice tha QB Colt is!!!

[L0nGhOrN512]

Thats cause he's cock eyed and sees double thats why

[SALonghorn]

Well.....bad satire. Murray hasn't run over everybody (25 yards total rushing versus TCU). In Colt We Trust (check his stats versus Vince's stats in 2005 thru 5 games)

[liljeezy]

wats tha numba one spot mean...dats dat stuff texas stuff off..colt mccoy, jordan shipley, quan cosby, power defense...my hs friend CHRIS HALL...u crazy

[bosoxsuck94]

i would make a vid for saturday's game but every time i make a preview vid my team loses. HOOK 'EM

[seth3g5]

oklahoma is extremely overrated, dont let them get your hopes down. colt McCoy is better than bradford

[CowboyTD]

my hope aren't down at all, i am confident that Colt and Horns can win this Saturday

[seth3g5]

i see, satire lol

[fol2005]

Hey what do you think about the Jayhawks?

[bevostumpedrevielle]

Hey i'll give you a shoutout for ur jayhawks!

[xchargerOUx]

seth3g5 you fucking choad....

[seth3g5]

typical OU fan,

OU SUCKS OU SUCKS  OU SUCKS OU SUCKS. yall payed the refs and you still cant win

[Thunder12to81]

Sam Bradford is going to tear the Longhorns secondary apart ! I can't wait and watch how my Sooner pound the football on 2nd and 5 and 3rd and short ! we gonna dominate the whole game !

[TexasNightmare512]

Oklahoma ya got no soul, Hook em horns up like it's rock in roll, about to turn the game to a Quan Cosby Show, we'll be eatin you bunch out at the cotton bowl!

HOOK EM HORNS!

[mkfan93]

hey dont give up on them longhorns man have hope lol

[CowboyTD]

its satire

[GOTAMPABUCS]

well oklahome will be the favorite but hey its time for a upset HOOKEM HORNS!!!!!

[traxxion94]

I have never heard you say that Texas or Dallas has "No chance." I believe we could win this game. Redmustang03 has the right idea of saying if we could hold them to fields goals at most. So .... HOOK 'EM HORNS!

[L0nGhOrN512]

Hes being sarcastic man...

[airsoftdick09]

He has truth to his mumbo jumbo but anything can happen buddy.HOOK'EM HORNS

[Thunder12to81]

ya'll don't have a chance ! OKLAHOMA SOONERS BABY ! ain't no way Texas gonna win we got to many great players on Defense and we have the best O-line in College Football !

[alexispro09]

texas has great players too, and u can't say oklahoma is gonna win, u don't know whats gonna happen

[Thunder12to81]

we you have one of the great college offensive cordinators and one of the best front 7's in College football going into a game vs Texas,Then a win is guranteed ! Oklahoma Sooners baby ! BCS Bowl Guranteed !

[dirtroadlegend]

Nice attempt at reverse psychology to yourself !

[txlonghorns07]

dude texas is going to win this

HOOK EM HORNS ALL THE WAY

[thecolin6]

I don't live in Texas but... HOOK EM HORNS!!!!

[aavmet]

texas rules too!!!!

[mizuno291]

Wish I could put up a video TD but I don't have the ability anymore. If the secondary can just keep OU in check a little we have a good chance. Colt has become a man this year and he could shut up a lot of critics and take a huge step on Saturday. HOOKEM HORNS!!!!!!!

[redmustang03]

The only way Texas wins this games is if they can get turnovers and they hold OU to field goals. On offense its going to have to be on Colt McCoy's shoulders because OU has the players to run the tables but honestly I still think OU will win this game. Well find out Saturday.

[BIZZY828]

LOL... i love his satire... Ima be nervous as hell!! HOOK EM HORNS!!

[playa3247]

Never say never

[ThunderSooner2835]

Yes, I do understand. I know you've got confidence in the Horns. But we'll find out Saturday.

BOOMER!

[SoOnErSoN2]

I caught the satire, lol. And congrats on making through with a straight face, man. I know you had people goin' there.

[TexasNightmare512]

I know Texas could win. If oregon st could best usc then anything is possible.

[JWAD115]

The only thing that concerns me is our secondary ! But, you know I'm going to be a nervous wreck come Saturday ! GO HORNS !

[xMrBurnsx]

Oklahoma is giong to tear that secondary apart!!!! ALL DAY!!!LONG!!!! BOOMER SOONER!

[41Bruce41]

Look at CowboyTD using satire and reverse psychology, you sneaky barstool. Hook 'Em Horns!

[DeVstatrOmga]

Good stuff!

[Allistar123]

if texas wins, do they get bumped up to number 1?

[DeadBabyJesus]

Im disappointed cbtd, as a longhorn fan you sure have thrown in the towel. Sure, ou is favored, but damn..."no chance"? ou hasn't played a damn team yet. You know damn well that this game is going to be good, and I think Texas is good enough to hang. Our play against cu was comparable to ou's against bu's and cu is much better...am I wrong? This is always a monster of a game, and Texas has a chance for sure...HOOK'EM HORNS!!!!!!!!!

[CowboyTD]

you do understand satire? dont you?

[alexispro09]

haha hes being sarcastic bro

[DeadBabyJesus]

Yeah to get a rise outta Texas fans, so there you go... I delivered.

[JiggaNigga9]

Texas 21 - Oklahoma 17...None the less, GO BLUE!

[UTKNIGHT33]

If Orakpo is averaging 4 sacks a game and the D line is avegaing 6 a game their senior line means nothing. The only way OU is winning this is if they can attack deep, im not scared of that running back, he has been playing against the worst defenses in the nation right now. I agree with Ortiz when he says, Texas gets more points than other teams and they take out their starters with 5 minutes to go or maybe earlier in the third quarter. Now OU is not a bad team, bradford=good.

Texas FIGHT

[endlessmountain]

are you telling me i should lay -6.5 on OU in this game?

[trapp3232]

OKL 34 - TEX 20 close early probally not going to make it a great game late, oh don't forget week pass secondary on defense, check out my free picks tommorow will talk more about it

[devdawg22]

BOOMER SOONER!!! SOONER BORN, SOONER BREED, AND WHEN I DIE I'LL BE SOONER DEAD! OKLAHOMA, OKLAHOMA O K U !!!!!! listen to this guy he knows what he's talkin about in this video!

[DeadBabyJesus]

"sooner bred" you dumb hick

[ortiz84tx]

HAHA...#1 ranked sacking defense in the nation...you forgot that Mr. CowboyTD! OH SHIT I CAN'T WAIT! HOOK EM!!!

[mlc430]

he said leading the nation in sacks.HOOK 'EM HORNS \__/

[jmricks]

Scary stat: The Longhorns' defense has dropped opponents for 222 yards' worth of losses to date, most in the nation.

I'll be at the game and cheering our Longhorns on. Hook 'em!

[ortiz84tx]

WTF?! are you serious?!! "Halen88isanIDIOT" lol...Texas has played better opponents than OU has. The only team you can really make an argument about is TCU. and even then...come on...it's TCU. OU avg 49 ppg, TX avg 42 (and that's with Colt McCoy pulled out in the middle of the 3rd!!!) the OU defense allows an avg. of 13 ppg, TX allows 11 ppg...pretty good game to me...sounds like you're the idiot. HOOK EM HORNS!!!

[mario98121]

i wish vince young was still in texas...no offense to mcCoy, sorry TD i kno u heard this alot lol

[ortiz84tx]

hell na bro, the way Colt is playing, he's almost as good VY was in his last year with Texas

[mario98121]

my bad i need to watch more texas football

[troysmith111111111]

Yeah, I know that.

[JujuballaXD]

HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!

[alexispro09]

lol dude, are u being sarcastic? if u are haha your da man, HOOK 'EM HORNS!!

[CowboyTD]

Yo man, I need you and the rest of the Longhorns typers to light up all the Sooner fans pages, and if you can, make some vids in support of the horns

[alexispro09]

u got it man. these sooners are just talking junk saying that the sooners already one. HOOK 'EM HORNS!!! i believe that mccoy and the team can win.

[Sandstorm88]

CowboyTD?????? Is that you??????

[troysmith111111111]

I am not a Longhorns fan at all. But I might just cheer for them on Saturday.

[ViperVenom1192]

Nice video! lol

[settyman]

penn stat oklahoma national tittle game

[Halen88isanIDIOT]

Texas has played NOBODY, Chunky. Game will be over by halftime. Eat another sandwich, dipshit!

[alexispro09]

hahaha your an idiot, grow up bro. HOOK 'EM HORNS!!