Hostage Goes for a Beer Run.

[RockLeeFan1]

I don't always hold people hostage, but when I do, I prefer to make them check my facebook status.

[FonixFire]

I could of got ur intro back if u want me to, just a video with that intro in it

[ARandomStranger88]

It's true I can snipe people with a knife....

[ZILARD10101]

oh dumb people plz mate with smart people so we have ok people

[MrSporefinatic]

iv been watching these videos for a while and i have to say that the world is one fucked up place!

[TheSnowyice]

0:40 Wow that's REALLY sad. :,[ If someone were actually that lonely I would hang out with them! :D

[IPKFATE]

well he does have a knife...

[ToxiKpRinCesS]

soooo, am i the only one clicking these vids just to hear his soothing voice. ........................lmfao. nite nite time.

[viciouscreate]

i feel like taking people hostage just to have company and a small get together at work.

[LostWarrior101]

nice man 

[ufcman119]

y didnt the 5 attack him?

[krissycoc89]

damn ur hot and funny marry me!!!! lol

[DemoDick115]

FLUFFEE IS AWESOME!!!

[MrPivot911]

LMFAO! DONT FUCKING MOVE!

[Anton4223]

You're officially my favourite youtuber.

[alisammour10]

hahaha You better not call the cops or I will kil lyou while your gone...

[kodyman20]

B DOUBLE-E DOUBLE-R-U-N BEER RUN!

[TheLachandTylersho]

Don't move i've got a water gun!

[andybeta404]

lmao. hese got a knife xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[aylissapina]

ha! wtf!!

[Ridacation]

Why am i still watchin this?

[johnnyboy1042]

LOL 1:14 the reaction of the volunteer lmfao

[XxKara08xX]

LOL this made my day xDD

[TheMedievalHamster]

Thumbs up if you would buy the beer call the cops and come back, When he questions you you say "Oh Yeah i was bragging to the store owner that you were holding people hostage and you picked US to buy some beer, We were so proud... plus john made me come back"

Wait...why would people thumbs that up i mean like pretty damn specific.. but it is a awesome idea..

[thedamienist]

Alright im pissed here i see all this crap u have about buying fluffy talks crap but u dont have it in fat fucker sizes u have 1x is the biggest ive seen get some 4-5x then id probley make u rich buying it

[Wolfguurl]

@thedamienist haha fatty XD

[nanazarockstar]

"Plus he's got a knife." Lmfao

[StratfordJupiter]

I was thinking he would say MOTHERFUCKER THEY DIDN'T GET MY BEER!

[thewhatsit104]

i dont break promises

[KiraTheZhinigami]

Dude, you should get a show on Comedy Central.

[mintysaver]

DON'T FUCKEN MOVE! But are you comfortable.?

[Churchsghost]

Woah we made a promise and i don't break promises plus he's got a knife 'LAWLZ'

[thekillingrafclan]

bad skin head

[emowithbridge]

Lmao

[YaoiGirlKitten]

lol XD you should do a video about a teenager drinking XD *got drunk the other night and is 17* XD Drunk teens are amusing :D

[shawty25mj]

lol

[darshanmiller]

lol 1 of the tags is "weed"

[LonelygirlsouthsideG]

the guy probably gave them money to buy beer too XD they ran off with the money and got him in jail!

[jkufner]

r u comfortable,r u comfortable? DONT FUCKING MOVE!hey, are u comfortable?

[emmettcullenluva112]

they have to come back.. i have a knife

lmfao

[genesis7648]

"Don't F***ing move, but are you comfortable?" lol

[gwen321978]

You are better than tosh.0 so funny

[AJustinWest]

@gwen321978 everyone is better than tosh.0.

[gleekeypotter]

"And they brought more people for the party" hahahhahhahha

[viking977]

how the fuck do you hold 5 ppl hostage with a knife?

[gleekeypotter]

@viking977 Yeah i no cause he cant stab all 5 people at once what a retard

[GodsFaithfulChild]

he has a knife! we're a all gonna die!!!!!!

[MsUnique143]

they have to come back, i have a knife? ahaha(x i was mad laughingxD

[sharksboy41]

i not stupid because i subscribed

[jerry1234nelson]

HAHAHA they have to. I have a knife

[abajabs9]

awww were all they?

[SuzBot456]

> I need two volunteers to go get me a case of beer and be quick about it, cause I don't want to have to kill you while you're gone!!< Awesomesauce!!!!

I find this Candian dude to be very entertaining (though he sometimes talks about messed up topics). I just stumbled across him today...anybody know this guy's name?

[TheFreshestTV]

F**K! I discovered this guy like a week ago and whenever I click on one of his videos I see a bunch of other cool ones so I click one of those and I keep missing all these cool videos in the process. Thumbs up if this happens or happened to you.

[ptthebest25]

@TheFreshestTV open tabs.

[josephthewierd]

@TheFreshestTV thats how i got into his vids

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

@TheFreshestTV

Middle mouse button=open link in new tab. I use it every day.

[vikkimoyer2011]

"FLUFFEETALKS, I lost my intro, My Computer Died." Nice Excuse xD LOL Just Kidding. 

[imkaitlyn11]

''Oh I'll go ... I called it.''

LOL

[inanellon]

LMAO You comfortable, you comfortable? DON'T FUCKING MOVE!

[609Freckles]

OMG I've watched a few of your vids in an hour and HOLY CRAP we got some big time dumbasses in our world! But I can't say I wish they werent here cuz' if they werent ppl who do have common sence would have nothing to laugh at!

[sikkmage81]

@609Freckles And Fluffee might not exist D: DUN DUN DUNNNNN

[dominick651]

Fluffee FTW

[Depro900]

bro im sorry but you are fucken hilarious!

[jafump]

im beginning to think that people are accidentally hitting the dislike button because this was was to good to have 78 dislikes

[theamnesia211]

on all of his videos there are dislikes, i wanna know why the fuck you would search this shit if you dislike it, and HOW can you not like this shit it is fuckin halarious!!! =D

[Xxboss900xX]

yeah!!! fluffee fucken rulz man!!!

[DarkestofTimes]

1:48 I TOTALLY AGREE

[MrParamedics]

You need to replace that Tonya Harding chick on World's Dumbest.

Wayyyy funnier then that chick.

[MrMikel85]

id probably be the one person who went back :P

[copnite12342]

he had only a knife? there were five people? couldn't they all just ban together and take him?

[xxxlife187xxx]

lmfao... :51 DONT FUCKING MOVE!!

[28Simpleplan]

are you comfortable?....are u comfortable?.....DONT FUCKIN MOVE!!!!.......are you comfortable? xD

[xOpTiCxHeCzxxxxxx]

dude you are awesome

[nataxavisara]

i love pokemon! that has no connection to this video at all! Yay!

[JesselaPotter]

Sweet , this video was posted like 2 days before my birthday ! To bad I only saw it like in December .....

[SuperFuzzface]

If your computer died how did you post the video? Did you use your phone?

[StarOfCandy]

@SuperFuzzface Maybe he made the video after the computer died?

[PlaydateProductions]

Poor guy-He just wanted to go to his first party :'(

[kaykay8100]

Lmao The 1 Dude With The Knife Was Like ಠ_ಠ After A Couple Hours Without His Beer

[lovelysagebo13]

LETS PARTY (my friends that i met while seeing them in a bar and later just taking them with me with out their permission but they don't care now)

[whitemongolian]

That was adorably funny!

[diablococksedge]

"they brought more people back to party" hahahaha

[livvyluv12]

LOL, he gave them money for beer, and set them free :]

[EXARATE]

Fluffee <3

[alipazagaful]

who needs bill hicks when they can watch this guy!!! *pointing at Fluffee*

[AMCPR0DUCTIONS]

.. plus hes got a knife

[joeimi2000]

they're supposed to be back by now *cop sirens* see i told u they'd be back and they brought more people for the party

[northsideboy58]

he prolly knew he was about to get fucked by the law, so he figured. hey why not enjoy myself.

[scrags12535]

my mom walked in right as it said getting drunk is fun then the video froze...... im 16 my mom flipped a shit

[Studlee2014]

You are the funniest person I can find on youtube and alot better than alot of comics I've seen live. You are freakin fantastic!

[selenagomez486]

Dude their not coming back.of course they are, I got a knife. Lol I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this xD

[kivalily]

actually,maybe one of them DID want to go back,cause of the chance that the robber MAYBE might kill his friends while they went to get the cops

[Fellowes1985]

What news do you watch or listen ( Includingthe newspaper too) to that you can talk about all this crazy stuff man!

[damez123]

Are you comfortable?, You guys having a good time? You comfortable? Dont fucking move!

[Options5000]

Wouldn't the people on the beer run think to go back for the sake of the other hostages... Maybe after contacting police.

[iscay666]

Step 1: watch video.

Step 2: Find funny quote from video.

Step 3: Post comment.

Step 4: Wait for idiots to thumbs your pointless comment up.

[Jax0rthemaggot]

@iscay666

step 5: be a dick for no reason

[predalienxenomorph]

I think the guy was drunk already, than decided he wanted to scare people. Than he got bored and decided that he wanted more beer.

Criminal: "This sucks, who wants to get me some beer?"

Hostage: "I'll do it!"

Criminal: "Ok but take that other one with you, and if you don't come back I'll stab you in the face! Oh and here's some money---"

[djuknowwho1]

i woudla gone back if i was bored.

[DAViD8431]

WEIRD! I JUST HEARD THE POLICE IN THE STREET THE SAME TIME THE SOUND CAME ON TH VIDEO

[AddalieKate]

It wasn't a pinky promise. It wasn't legit xP

[lizbeth1231]

LOL we made a promise and i dont make promises, plus he's got a knife xD LMAO!!

[TheSameian]

Thumbs up if after the first episode of Fluffee you watched, you watched the rest.

[lilcee1]

73 people sent hostages on a beer run.

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

@lilcee1 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooon!

[happygang6]

@lilcee1 wow nearly a year and only 6 more dislikes!

[kameillakittycat]

hhahah lol your videos r awsome

[k2g6]

dont worry there are still smart people out here (me)

[XDfunnymunkyXD]

Oh see I told ya they'd come back and they brought more people for the party.

I think i pissed myself

[shubhamsea]

"we made a promise, plus he got a knife"

[JonnBeta]

LOL this one was really funny ^^

[DollAssassin]

i love this one

[purpleheart300]

hey u didnt ask us a question like u always do :( i like thoses

[mzqueenbee71]

we made a promise, and i don't break promises plus he's got a knive

[ComedyKing20934]

if i were a guy holding hostages id have 2 things parteners and a hot chick do a strip tease for me and sex

[alizza1997]

it looks like you have 2 blackeyes

[MerryXbox]

Thumbs up if you think this intro is awsum!

[neamiahwinston12]

the cops are definetley not there for a party.

[ydneah13]

lol he's got a knife

[JuggaloAurora]

R.I.P Fluffee's computer.

[ViVaLaRoB1011]

Dude fluffee you would totaly dig The Darwin Awards.

[ItsPermanent]

ok so youy have 281 vids right now so im think there are 281 stupid people in the world :D

[wolffang989]

@ItsPermanent a few are skits and 2 animations and 2 drawings and a few made up

[ItsPermanent]

@wolffang989 yea there are WAAAY more dumb people in the world :D

[killah144]

@ItsPermanent your fogetting the double videos

[ItsPermanent]

@killah144 no YOU DID!! haha joking

[crystallyx]

man you always find the funniest stories

[jakelovesvideogames]

ohh see i told u theyd come back and look they brought more ppl for the party

[IMNOTKRAZY98]

"But one more thing before you go...promise not to call the cops?" lmao

[barrelvrkeri01]

"Woah woah, we made a promise. And i dont break promises... Plus hes got a knife!" hhahahhahahaha you make me laugh man LOL

[supershea2000]

@barrelvrkeri01 BALLZ

[ItsAzariaLuv]

you remind me of eric from that 70's show 

[crystallyx]

@ItsAzariaLuv he reminds me more of kelso

[ItsAzariaLuv]

@crystallyx  hahah yeah thats true!!!

[Tanner3003]

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[carlh45]

@Tanner3003 da fuck...

[ingregedaba]

They have to come back I have a knife rofl

[Temari728]

In this world, there are some criminals that are masterminds, and then there are others that are... well, that are complete idiots basically. Haha, but the dumb ones sure do make entertaining stories. XD

[00riddler00]

lol thats funny

[celloprofundo]

One 'what's up' is just fine, thank you fluffee..you remind me of a woody allen with balls..try on some of those big black frames and shave you pate ; D

[SNOWboard093]

@celloprofundo fag

[celloprofundo]

@SNOWboard093 you remind me of a woody allen with no balls..try on some dictionary and vocabulary extensions..

[SNOWboard093]

@celloprofundo Oh I'm sorry, maybe this message will be a little better. You're a faggot. I didn't know you could have a dictionary extension...dumbass. Maybe YOU should come up with a different "joke" other than saying somebody reminds you of Woody Allen.

[celloprofundo]

@SNOWboard093 I don't need any help making you look stupid, that's for sure..not that that was my purpose...you should have your Tourette's checked out, there's medication that can help...and he DOES look like woody allen in a way, you dimbulb.

[SNOWboard093]

@celloprofundo You got some real good insults there. Does he look like Woody Allen or do I? Because your saying the same thing over and over.

[celloprofundo]

@SNOWboard093 I really don't care what anybody looks like, it's a form of racism or prejudice, some of the funniest and kindest people I've known have been ugly...like woody allen...woody allen...woody allen...sorry, the button got stuck...not like the button on woody allen's janky jacket, the key-board button..it stutters, just like woody all.

[TagBieber]

"Where are they? They should be back by now."

*Siren*

"Oh I told you they'd be back and they brought more people to the party!"

That hostager person is a fuckin retard!

[DOG92LUVA]

I would come back, with beer and weed.

[Ericisflyashell]

"Are you comfortable? Are you guys havin a good time? Are you comfortable? You comfortable? DONT FUCKIN MOVE!!! But are you comfortable?" Lol dumb-ass criminal..

[carlenerocks11]

And they got more people for the party haha good one

[SPEKERDUDE]

sounds like something the trailer park boys would do!

[Ericclapton325]

I would go back who knows he may get even more beer or maybe something even better you would be getting wasted for free

[LShouse531]

god this guy is soooooo funny lmfao

[TinaEsconde]

Hahah "Whoa Whoa, We Made A Promise............. I Dont Break Promises... Plus He's Got A Knife" Haha

[TheNatester100]

RIP FLuffee's computer.

[TeddyZombiesUnite]

2:00 - 2:14 is my favourite(:

funny ass stuff

love ya fluffee<3

[whoisthatguyable]

this man has a knife, hell kill us while were gone.

[MrTURBOJOHN]

The last sentence killed me

[raccoons96]

plus...... his got a knife :| looll

[w8uping]

wawawaw this is the police... see i told you theyd come back and look they brought more people for the party hahahaha i laughed hard hahahaha

[gir21345]

hehehe funny :)

[mathal13]

I would have went back for the hell of it lol that would be funny as hell.

[tad1877]

lame

[burningsponge]

OMG 200,000th view! YAY

[sk8tergirl939]

HAHAHAHAAHAHHA! Oh god, you are the funniest thing on youtube

[northsiidah]

your story makes me giggle... :D

[mtyler5000]

DON'T FUCKING MOVE! are you comfortable?

[3rickM1]

shit i woulda partied with him. he wouldnt have to hold me hostage for that shit haha

[CrystalSarrazin1986]

lol your awsome fluffee!i have to say this is the funniest shit i have seen on youtube and rather enjoy it!

[bnmhr]

i would of gone to home depot buy some kick ass shit like a crow bar and beat his ass

[tristenpeak]

Fred Sucks,but your awesome!

[lobatoricky]

dude you rock! and idk how people can compare you to that idiot fred

[ibenzu]

" ill go.......... i called it"

[GotWhoop]

@TheMasta611

fred isnt teally that great. in my opinion he has an annoying voice and dumb stories.

[gamerzero97]

We gotta go back I made a promise and i don't break promises...Plus he's got a knife.