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  • jellied fox meat? AAAHHHHH!!!!

  • My favorite. Drew's, I mean Chloe's hair, makeup, and clothes look fabulous in this video, and the physical moves, e.g., broken model pose, are brilliant. And for extra credit, the models on the BL33N website are hot, especially when they're not wearing any clothes.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA!

    HA infinity!

  • only he can pull out a product placement gracefully

  • They really need to start listing the music.

  • @svenjeder SSX3 OST - Fischerspooner - Emerge Junkie XL Remix

  • How do I get on Chloe's inappropriately astute text recipient list?

  • Chloe's hair looks more expensive in this video..

  • Goddamn I want some drinkable popcorn.

  • "Do you want it straight, or broken?" I died.

  • speechless. this is beyond hysterical. if I were to laugh how I feel I would die.

  • You know what would be weird? Is if she was secretly a guy in these videos.

  • FYI, the bl33n website is definitely not safe for work.

  • I seriously love these clothes. I would wear them all, possibly at the same time.

  • this is just great !

  • Harriet Tubman.

    

  • The lip curl and shoulder shrug at 0:57 are perfect.

  • She's looking really good in this video!

  • HAAAAA..gleam

  • @tariqtree you mean.. Bl33m? :P

  • @tariqtree aye mean, plaifully intarchangin Es to 3s :{D .. Celebrate Relesh Welcam

  • HERIETH TUBMAN I DIE

  • great legs, though

  • I would love for you to have a show !!!! Your Amazing !!!!

  • Drew is AWESOME!!!!! I can't believe he doesn't have his own show

  • 1 person doesn't relish satire, celebrity impersonation, or freedom.

  • To make deliberate and brazen shapes........ With my human image.

  • Thanks dynamike00 and creepiecrawll!

  • just keep getting better!

  • What's the music in this?

  • @derwinb emerge - fischerspooner

    

  • @derwinb Fischerspooner - Emerge (Junkie XL Remix)

  • If Chloe is on board with BL33N! then I know it's legit.

    ~J

  • Yesss... she really does need her own show.

    ~J

  • Just. The. Best.

  • inappropriately astute texts.

  • In these shorts the wit is usually verbal, but with the straight/broken thing Drew adds a new layer of physicality. He's takin' it to another level.

  • To make deliberate and brazen shapes.... with my human image.

  • omg! how did he actually get his hands on that Blue Marni spring/summer 2011 palette dress??!!!

  • the fr33dom for blue...to become green.

    BLEEN! :D

  • I looooooove you!!!!

  • I hope you read this:

    I think you're a genius. I *get* your humor, and thank you.

  • nice legs!

  • God I love you.

  • Broken.

  • Just went onto Bl33n.com - Ok wtf ? :L

  • I don't give a crap if you don't like my hat because I know its amazing.

  • "Sending inappropriately astute texts to Tippi Hedren, Taraji P Hensen and Gorbachev."

  • Does anyone know the song at the end?

  • @rockyhorrorrebel emerge by fischerspooner

  • Chloë Sevigny does not like this video.

  • Brilliant!

    

  • Chloe has upgraded.

  • I love you.

  • "Chloe" looks really pretty in this video. Yes, I feel weird to post this, but it's true.

  • Tippy Hedrin has a cell phone?!

  • Bl33n.com is creepy as shit

  • does anybody know the brand of the shimmering silver jacket that she worn when she said "do you want it straight, or broken?"

  • Bleen

  • oh my god at 1:35 he looks SO much like the real Chloe :D

  • Fabulous Dahlink!

  • seriously, when "harriet tubman" was said, i laughed so hard! genius!

  • A genius, seriously!

  • Broken please! Work!

  • best one yet!! do you want it straight, or broken? I almost DIED!! hahahaha

  • What's the name of the song?

  • Vermillion matte Long live Chloe!

  • Molecular gastronomy, which has given birth too: spherical olives, drinkable popcorn, frozen grolier air, coconut soil and gelled fox-meat.

  • They just get funnier and funnier! <3

  • I went to the bleen site, what a terrible magazine. Chloe, flawless as always.

  • what is that song? love it!

  • @pabuboi It's Fischerspooner Emerge!

  • Frozen. Gruyere. Air.

  • She's looking hot!

  • Blinking, even when it's far from necessary.

  • Next vid use something off of Casey's new album! Maybe Faye Dunaway

  • i LIVE for Chloe!!

  • It has recently come to my attention that I love Chloe. I happened upon this discovery whilst partaking in a stream of consciousness exercise at the twice-monthly Tantric Meditation convention degustation, sponsored by Erdem Moralioglu, Xanax, and Tofutti. I was adorned with an Elizabethan dog collar by Inès de La Fressange, deconstructed pantaloons by Frank Leder, and distressed Jesus shoes by Rudolph Moshammer.

  • I literally had to pause the video and catch my breath after he asked "Do you want it straight, or broken?"

  • @Raddeh Same here!!! It's so Hilarious!!!

  • bl33n

  • Drinkable Popcorn!!!

  • Chloe professionally styled by Elizabeth Stewart makes all the difference - amazing job on this one!

  • Does anyone know where i can find frozen Gruyere air and coconut soil? I'm having a ironic 90's bar mitzvah sponsored by Rango Miracle Gro moisture control and grapefruit tic tac's.

  • do you want it straight, or broken?

  • i dont get it

  • ADORATION IS A REQUIREMENT!!!! I love Chloe videos!!!

  • What's the song that kicks in at 1:36?

  • @edzekiel101 nevermind, I found it. Emerge by Fischerspooner.

  • @edzekiel101 It's the same song throughout, a remix of "Emerge" by Fischerspooner.

  • f'ing brilliant! as good as the spring episode

  • Her make up is so good in this short. :D I guess we have to thank Bleen for that.

  • Bl33n ftw

  • Geezus, you are looking more like her everyday!!! WTF??!!!!!!!!

  • Thank Bl33n she's back ... my life has been a fashion waistland without Chloe. This comment is sponsored by Little Tic Tac, Toyota and Hawaiian Sweetbread. Watch, Comment, Wonder ... Chloe

  • I MISSED YOU!

    Welcome back!!!

  • amazing....... doll u rock

  • Hell yeah Drinkable Pop-corn!

  • Do you want it straigh or broken lol I died at that part lol

  • Also...I'm not sure what this says about me, but I love bl33n.com...

  • Chloe lol

  • please talk about your sex tape!

  • OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG BEST ONE YET! I died! Then resurrected myself! Then died again!!!

  • Chloe really needs to wear a Morrissey T-shirt in the next video

  • @sdsuedehead Nobody needs to wear a Morrissey tee in ANY video.

    ...but I do like him.

  • Funny I was getting ready to rewatch some old ones when this new one popped up! Brilliant as always1

  • The triumphant return of Chloe!! You have been missed! Wonderful video.

  • I love you soo much. My brother in-law and I were listening to your rant on the Tonys on our way to Seattle and I was laughing so hard I was sweating. My friends and I now often reference Tired Sherbert,

  • Harriet Tubman

  • You're SUCH a fashionista, Chloe! lol

  • The very first thing that I noticed when I went to Bl33n.com: it was freaky and there were many tits.

  • Love you Chloe!!!

    

  • YAY!!! Keep em coming. I get shivers everytime a new Chloe hits my inbox!!!!!

  • @djslipside Shivers in excitement!

  • Pure Genius.

  • Thank you, Chloe. If it wasn't for you, I would have had no idea Mikail Gorbachev was still alive.

  • This is one of my favourite so far.

  • hello again goodfriend :)

  • I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT WHEN CHLOE WOULD POST A NEW VIDEO!!

    And then, all of a sudden, my subscription box said that it was posted 5 minutes ago!!

    I MISSED YOU!

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