My favorite. Drew's, I mean Chloe's hair, makeup, and clothes look fabulous in this video, and the physical moves, e.g., broken model pose, are brilliant. And for extra credit, the models on the BL33N website are hot, especially when they're not wearing any clothes.
It has recently come to my attention that I love Chloe. I happened upon this discovery whilst partaking in a stream of consciousness exercise at the twice-monthly Tantric Meditation convention degustation, sponsored by Erdem Moralioglu, Xanax, and Tofutti. I was adorned with an Elizabethan dog collar by Inès de La Fressange, deconstructed pantaloons by Frank Leder, and distressed Jesus shoes by Rudolph Moshammer.
Does anyone know where i can find frozen Gruyere air and coconut soil? I'm having a ironic 90's bar mitzvah sponsored by Rango Miracle Gro moisture control and grapefruit tic tac's.
Thank Bl33n she's back ... my life has been a fashion waistland without Chloe. This comment is sponsored by Little Tic Tac, Toyota and Hawaiian Sweetbread. Watch, Comment, Wonder ... Chloe
I love you soo much. My brother in-law and I were listening to your rant on the Tonys on our way to Seattle and I was laughing so hard I was sweating. My friends and I now often reference Tired Sherbert,
jellied fox meat? AAAHHHHH!!!!
marcsound 1 week ago
My favorite. Drew's, I mean Chloe's hair, makeup, and clothes look fabulous in this video, and the physical moves, e.g., broken model pose, are brilliant. And for extra credit, the models on the BL33N website are hot, especially when they're not wearing any clothes.
PolieCat 1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HA infinity!
everyrainbowcolor 1 week ago
only he can pull out a product placement gracefully
tikusrabun 2 weeks ago 3
They really need to start listing the music.
svenjeder 2 weeks ago 2
@svenjeder SSX3 OST - Fischerspooner - Emerge Junkie XL Remix
ultrafashionmatic 2 weeks ago
How do I get on Chloe's inappropriately astute text recipient list?
ohiocigarguy 2 weeks ago 2
Chloe's hair looks more expensive in this video..
19stc 3 weeks ago 3
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ultrafashionmatic 3 weeks ago
Goddamn I want some drinkable popcorn.
meaturama 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"Do you want it straight, or broken?" I died.
triforcemalienzl 1 month ago 18
speechless. this is beyond hysterical. if I were to laugh how I feel I would die.
jasonwhipple 1 month ago 2
You know what would be weird? Is if she was secretly a guy in these videos.
EthanKnop 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
FYI, the bl33n website is definitely not safe for work.
anemone9 2 months ago
I seriously love these clothes. I would wear them all, possibly at the same time.
alexandria22309 2 months ago
this is just great !
samosapowis 2 months ago
Harriet Tubman.
sms1777 3 months ago 3
The lip curl and shoulder shrug at 0:57 are perfect.
PolieCat 3 months ago
She's looking really good in this video!
PolieCat 3 months ago
HAAAAA..gleam
tariqtree 3 months ago
@tariqtree you mean.. Bl33m? :P
tariqtree 3 months ago
@tariqtree aye mean, plaifully intarchangin Es to 3s :{D .. Celebrate Relesh Welcam
buranfly 3 months ago
HERIETH TUBMAN I DIE
TheSakaraka 4 months ago
great legs, though
ersatzElevator 4 months ago
I would love for you to have a show !!!! Your Amazing !!!!
mondoman76 4 months ago
Drew is AWESOME!!!!! I can't believe he doesn't have his own show
PBENSON8 4 months ago in playlist More videos from combine13
1 person doesn't relish satire, celebrity impersonation, or freedom.
daiklaive 4 months ago
To make deliberate and brazen shapes........ With my human image.
uutuber431 5 months ago
Thanks dynamike00 and creepiecrawll!
derwinb 5 months ago
just keep getting better!
zor2991 5 months ago
What's the music in this?
derwinb 5 months ago
@derwinb emerge - fischerspooner
creepiecrawll 5 months ago
@derwinb Fischerspooner - Emerge (Junkie XL Remix)
dynamike00 5 months ago
If Chloe is on board with BL33N! then I know it's legit.
~J
Shnzmnky41 5 months ago
Yesss... she really does need her own show.
~J
Shnzmnky41 5 months ago
Just. The. Best.
sarkinbar 6 months ago
inappropriately astute texts.
MrNutrageous 6 months ago
In these shorts the wit is usually verbal, but with the straight/broken thing Drew adds a new layer of physicality. He's takin' it to another level.
nicolairostov 6 months ago
To make deliberate and brazen shapes.... with my human image.
uutuber431 6 months ago
omg! how did he actually get his hands on that Blue Marni spring/summer 2011 palette dress??!!!
1301595 6 months ago
the fr33dom for blue...to become green.
BLEEN! :D
SierraBH 6 months ago
I looooooove you!!!!
funkylovejunkie 6 months ago
I hope you read this:
I think you're a genius. I *get* your humor, and thank you.
leaslic 6 months ago
nice legs!
harajaku19 6 months ago
God I love you.
KindaGayBlog 6 months ago
Broken.
Biruk2002 6 months ago
Just went onto Bl33n.com - Ok wtf ? :L
JJJJJJJackk 6 months ago 2
I don't give a crap if you don't like my hat because I know its amazing.
zachariusz 6 months ago 3
"Sending inappropriately astute texts to Tippi Hedren, Taraji P Hensen and Gorbachev."
HelloWorldmyusername 6 months ago 12
Does anyone know the song at the end?
rockyhorrorrebel 6 months ago
@rockyhorrorrebel emerge by fischerspooner
eilidho 6 months ago
Chloë Sevigny does not like this video.
andynorris 6 months ago 4
Brilliant!
sophiemom1 6 months ago
Chloe has upgraded.
vegfarandi 6 months ago
I love you.
tigerborn62 6 months ago
"Chloe" looks really pretty in this video. Yes, I feel weird to post this, but it's true.
PolieCat 6 months ago
Tippy Hedrin has a cell phone?!
vegfarandi 7 months ago 3
Bl33n.com is creepy as shit
PONGOKO 7 months ago
does anybody know the brand of the shimmering silver jacket that she worn when she said "do you want it straight, or broken?"
stupidsweet 7 months ago
Bleen
Jonnybarbs 7 months ago
oh my god at 1:35 he looks SO much like the real Chloe :D
bonniehudson 7 months ago
Fabulous Dahlink!
RobbieGeneva 7 months ago
seriously, when "harriet tubman" was said, i laughed so hard! genius!
pabfab85 7 months ago
A genius, seriously!
KayceeSparks 7 months ago
Broken please! Work!
AlbertLoya 7 months ago
best one yet!! do you want it straight, or broken? I almost DIED!! hahahaha
HRHBen176 7 months ago 3
What's the name of the song?
eilier 7 months ago
Vermillion matte Long live Chloe!
madammoseilleuma 7 months ago
Molecular gastronomy, which has given birth too: spherical olives, drinkable popcorn, frozen grolier air, coconut soil and gelled fox-meat.
KayceeSparks 7 months ago
They just get funnier and funnier! <3
KayceeSparks 7 months ago
I went to the bleen site, what a terrible magazine. Chloe, flawless as always.
LaSerpentaCanta 7 months ago
what is that song? love it!
pabuboi 7 months ago
@pabuboi It's Fischerspooner Emerge!
londonmichael 7 months ago
Frozen. Gruyere. Air.
medicide 7 months ago
She's looking hot!
wiglicious 7 months ago 2
Blinking, even when it's far from necessary.
bumpandgrind19 7 months ago 5
Next vid use something off of Casey's new album! Maybe Faye Dunaway
philipsmog 7 months ago
i LIVE for Chloe!!
DONXMEN 7 months ago
It has recently come to my attention that I love Chloe. I happened upon this discovery whilst partaking in a stream of consciousness exercise at the twice-monthly Tantric Meditation convention degustation, sponsored by Erdem Moralioglu, Xanax, and Tofutti. I was adorned with an Elizabethan dog collar by Inès de La Fressange, deconstructed pantaloons by Frank Leder, and distressed Jesus shoes by Rudolph Moshammer.
vintagous 7 months ago 63
I literally had to pause the video and catch my breath after he asked "Do you want it straight, or broken?"
Raddeh 7 months ago 5
@Raddeh Same here!!! It's so Hilarious!!!
akshen 7 months ago
bl33n
xelaraque 7 months ago
Drinkable Popcorn!!!
akshen 7 months ago
Chloe professionally styled by Elizabeth Stewart makes all the difference - amazing job on this one!
charliesangelswiki 7 months ago
Does anyone know where i can find frozen Gruyere air and coconut soil? I'm having a ironic 90's bar mitzvah sponsored by Rango Miracle Gro moisture control and grapefruit tic tac's.
IFeelHappy 7 months ago 3
do you want it straight, or broken?
JALflight1628 7 months ago 177
i dont get it
hotboysumer 7 months ago
ADORATION IS A REQUIREMENT!!!! I love Chloe videos!!!
SebastianGauge 7 months ago
What's the song that kicks in at 1:36?
edzekiel101 7 months ago
@edzekiel101 nevermind, I found it. Emerge by Fischerspooner.
edzekiel101 7 months ago
@edzekiel101 It's the same song throughout, a remix of "Emerge" by Fischerspooner.
elestivine 7 months ago
f'ing brilliant! as good as the spring episode
trickytoro 7 months ago
Her make up is so good in this short. :D I guess we have to thank Bleen for that.
MrMikomyx 7 months ago
Bl33n ftw
icarusstorm 7 months ago
Geezus, you are looking more like her everyday!!! WTF??!!!!!!!!
windyfields 7 months ago
Thank Bl33n she's back ... my life has been a fashion waistland without Chloe. This comment is sponsored by Little Tic Tac, Toyota and Hawaiian Sweetbread. Watch, Comment, Wonder ... Chloe
lifesgrande 7 months ago
I MISSED YOU!
Welcome back!!!
Toy1976 7 months ago
amazing....... doll u rock
stpetersburg 7 months ago
Hell yeah Drinkable Pop-corn!
ShafakCool 7 months ago
Do you want it straigh or broken lol I died at that part lol
AndrewLeeFinnigan 7 months ago
Also...I'm not sure what this says about me, but I love bl33n.com...
hootinanny 7 months ago
Chloe lol
sethocopia 7 months ago
please talk about your sex tape!
TeganES 7 months ago
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG BEST ONE YET! I died! Then resurrected myself! Then died again!!!
hootinanny 7 months ago 3
Chloe really needs to wear a Morrissey T-shirt in the next video
sdsuedehead 7 months ago
@sdsuedehead Nobody needs to wear a Morrissey tee in ANY video.
...but I do like him.
GeomancerYugelu 7 months ago
Funny I was getting ready to rewatch some old ones when this new one popped up! Brilliant as always1
TopandTang 7 months ago
The triumphant return of Chloe!! You have been missed! Wonderful video.
krbtwo 7 months ago
I love you soo much. My brother in-law and I were listening to your rant on the Tonys on our way to Seattle and I was laughing so hard I was sweating. My friends and I now often reference Tired Sherbert,
keganogre 7 months ago
Harriet Tubman
aschirva 7 months ago 68
You're SUCH a fashionista, Chloe! lol
HellaZL 7 months ago
The very first thing that I noticed when I went to Bl33n.com: it was freaky and there were many tits.
yukikid414 7 months ago 2
Love you Chloe!!!
slvrlaker 7 months ago
YAY!!! Keep em coming. I get shivers everytime a new Chloe hits my inbox!!!!!
djslipside 7 months ago
@djslipside Shivers in excitement!
djslipside 7 months ago
Pure Genius.
HiThereItsCami 7 months ago
Thank you, Chloe. If it wasn't for you, I would have had no idea Mikail Gorbachev was still alive.
jmarquar 7 months ago 2
This is one of my favourite so far.
ItsMeFletcher 7 months ago
hello again goodfriend :)
peaceflowersandlove 7 months ago
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT WHEN CHLOE WOULD POST A NEW VIDEO!!
And then, all of a sudden, my subscription box said that it was posted 5 minutes ago!!
I MISSED YOU!
MadonnasMrDj 7 months ago