Mass Effect 2 - The "Qwib-Qwib"

[westiemer913]

The beginning of Mass Effect 3:

The SR2 gets destroyed but shepard gets a new spaceship the superior Vas-Iktomi :D

[kunven]

wow lol you wear the same armor than i do even the collor paterns are the same it makes me thing that you stole this clip from me xD

[MrWetTowels]

Qwib-qwib I pissed myself

[PerezoLatino]

imaginge to hear "We need reinforcements! Call the Qwib-Qwib"

[CharmieKid]

If those are what you were gonna call your ship, i'd stick to Qwib-Qwib

[Coolfundylan2]

Vas Defrahnz and Vas Iktomi.

Yes, those are much better names.

[LordManda2]

We should be able to name our own ships im ME3! Then we can have names as awesome as the Quib Quib :3

[Burnitopia]

lol, I love how Tali says, "Oh, here we go..."

Tali's voice actor did a fantastic job... one of the best performances in the entire game IMO.

[Playstation3userr]

In ME 3 I think the Qwib-Qwib would be like a reaper destroying machine killing reapers in 1 shot

[sgtNACHO]

hahah i get it, cause then his name would be Vas Defrens, or Vas Iktomi :P oh Bioware, you silly geese

[CounterGecko]

Tap 5 for synchronised movement

[TechUnadept]

"Don't ask."

*Asks*

FUCK YOU, SHEPARD! I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO!

[NeoakiraIV]

QWUB QWIB, is prothean which translates into Battle Carrier

[sangyuni96]

ALL ABOARD THE QWIB QWIB

[TheSomniumest]

Qwib Qwib is a ship from the old berserker sci-fi novels.

[devilthrig]

Tali:do not ask about the name

shepars:you have a ship named QWIB QWIB?

tali:Oh shit!

[statoose]

Tali: "Do not ask about the name."

Shepard "You have a ship named "Qwib-Qwib?"

Tali: "Oh, here we go..."

[punn213]

Say that you are proud of the Qwib-Qwib without laughing

[Jokenx3]

"Don't ask him about the name..."

"You have a ship named Qwib-Qwib?"

SHEPARD!!!

[ShinRyizen]

With those other names I think I'd stay on the Qwib-Qwib..

[Falor5151]

You just watch, the Qwib-Qwib will turn out to be a Reaper-killing machine at the head of a MIGHTY WAR FLEET.

[UnholyJesus181]

@Falor5151

Close. It turns out that the Qwib-Qwib is actually Daiku Maryu.

[Shirrage]

With the two titles he mentioned (Deferens and Iktomy), it's no wonder his suit colors are white and pink lol

[Daalchii]

@Shirrage haaaaaaaaaah.

[AirbenderSora]

Wonder how many times Tali has heard that story lol. "Oh Keelah here we go again"

[TravisLRichards]

I hope we get to see the Qwib-Qwib in action in ME3

[erasaka82]

Just watch the Qwib Qwib be a giant fucking dreadnought in ME3....

[ElectromagNick]

@erasaka82 Capable of putting a hole through a Reaper in one shot.

[hudson5188]

@erasaka82 i would send bioware a letter telling them that there awesome

[Pointburn]

I would trade the normandy for the qwib qwib

[LentilsOverkill]

Vasectomy, Vas Deferens, lmao bioware, you clever bastards

[Rabble2]

i never would have seen that

[asjify]

Q.What kind of bees make milk?

A:Boobies

[Squiglypig]

I'd like to serve aboard the Amahta myself.. Or perhaps the Zaa.

[merksperk2]

Admiral Koris disliked this video.

[TheRome111]

YetiWasHere it just a stupid name

[YetiWasHere]

Can someone explain to me what Qwib Qwib means? I googled it and all I get is ppl rotfling about it in ME2.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

1 person has the name "Vas Gina"

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Vas Eline = Vaseline (Good for keeping quarian skin nice and smooth!)

[thewalrusx]

Vas Deferens - vasectomy lolz

[Burnitopia]

I love the way Tali says, "Oh, here we go..."

[LeFatTurkey]

vas Defrahnz = Vas Deferens

vas Iktomi = Vasectomy

[Tomtaylorross]

I think a new ship in ME3 should be called the Herp-Derp

[blckkidz]

:53

[LightandDark11]

Fun fact: The reference that the Qwib Qwib makes to? In Fred Saberhagen's Berserker series of novels and short stories, the Qwib Qwib was an AI controlled space weapons platform, designed to the kill the titular Berserkers(The Reapers essentially).

Something tells me that ship is more than meets the eye.

[Birthnote]

@LightandDark11

Or the ear in this case.

[Wolfsrain90]

@LightandDark11 I'm going to laugh if it turns out to be a huge-ass dreadnought that turns out to be a Reaper-raper.

[CharmieKid]

1 person is a Quarian named 'Moal' Varric Vas Pee Nass.'

[Lumberjack12321]

I SAID DONT ASK ABOUT THE QWIB QWIB!!!

[WordoftheElderGods]

@Lumberjack12321 Well the ship name would have come up at some point, might as well adress it directly.

[LemonJuiced1992]

lol at Vasectomy.

[Truveld9999]

The Qwib-Qwib must be the most badass ship in the Migrant Fleet if Koris refuses to move away from it :D

[fatcheetah123]

Shepard: You have a ship named Qwib Qwib?

Admiral: Well at least I have a FIRST NAME!

Tali: your first name isn't Commander?

"shepard cries and runs awy."

[renardo3333]

even though you get to choose his first name :P

[whman17411]

Qwib-Qwib is gonna be the name of my ship in SWTOR

[TheRevan1337]

@whman17411 HA! good one :D And they said that TOR is bigger than every Bioware game put together,THATS ONE HUGE GAME THEN!

[moarfeene]

This game is the best movie ever.

[NovaproductionsX3]

Sheperd: You have ship named Qwib Qwib? XD

Tali: *facepalm*

[woodledoodledoodle]

"YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD? I named my ship the deferens. Now all the humans snigger at me when they learn my name ends with vas deferens"

[LastODSTStanding]

Shepard: You have a ship named Qwib-Qwib?"

::Tali Facepalm::

[Artonox]

qwib-qwib is the most badass name ever.

anyone who hears that name trembles on their quarian knees

[RatedRChris13]

Does NO ONE get the REAL joke here?

Quib quib is a funny name, yes. But think about the quarians names after pilgrimage, and the ship he would like to be on....

[PuppetierMaster]

ALL ABOARD THE QWIB-QWIB PAIN TRAIN BITCHES!

[Emcmillin09]

lol His last initials are QQ

[redeyezdevil]

everytime I do tali's mission i always laugh at his ship name

[BraUnY74]

Qwib-Qwib - that's the name, that Geths should afraid of! The ship, that named by the name of the ship designed to destroy robots...

[reg074]

hahahahahahah qwib qwib....what a loser

[Meta259]

@reg074 When you think about it, the guy's a total prick, so that makes this all the more funnier.

[TheWatcher51393]

Where's the 'Immediately Insult' option?

[Skullchaser08]

You mean the krogan headbutt?

I was searching for that option, too.

[SirNicholasD]

Saw this just lastnight, gave me a great laugh

[dudelikesWoW]

Vas Istdas.

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

DON'T FUCK WITH THE QWIB-QWIB!

[FearMyLvl]

for some reason admiral koris vas qwib qwib sounds right. any other name would be wierd.

[KevinLuhrs]

HOW ABOUT I STICK MY VAS BOOT UP YOUR VAS ASS ADMIRAL!!!!

-Bad ass Shepard

[genjutsugaara]

How about vas fucker

[Animefan2o07]

DA NAT ASK ABOAT ZE QWIB-QWIB!

[shadowmare97]

Vas Boot?

Das boot reference... eh, I know... sucks...

[TheDuke1993]

0:52 lool

[captainmuon]

I am a quarian and I was born on the Kotik. I work now on the Kjulaitus.

[KMxHearts]

How about Vas Eline?

[antoniorivera12]

at least the name covers how pink his Armour is

[WhiteWolf895]

Bioware is way too clever sometimes.

[noctrnlemishun]

What species in their right mind would call it the qwib qwib???

[JediElderNishmo]

@noctrnlemishun ...the same ones that apparently also have ships named Iktomy and Defrahnz

[bandman232]

how bout vas gina?

[johohitchhike]

do not ask about the name

[lordcrull]

vas defrahnz and vas iktomi?

Wow, those are some really 'good' names.

[Rave7557]

I think he's useing big words to cover the fact that he's ashamed. Lololololololololololololol

[15beckean]

vas iktomy = vasectomy

[LastODSTStanding]

@15beckean -Tali Facepalm-

[NotQuiteRight]

vas deferens, lol