Team Fortress 2: Moments with Heavy - French Toast

[JessBudinMusic]

This video was hysterical - unfortunatley I have to become the smartass and say samonella comes from raw chicken/meat, not, thankfully, from Heavy's hand. Now that I'm done being a smartass, I will continue laughing my ass off XDXDXD

[howyudoin91]

i made it to 0:41 before i started crying with laughter

[weezereli1996]

LMAO!! 0:52 !!!!!! favorite part!!

[Jaminosoot]

wait wait...

at 3:28..

was that what i thought it was?

MEN in the KITCHEN?!

that restaurant is HELL!

[kiwininja100]

first time i watched: meh

second time i watched: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*deep breath* i think im loosing to many brain cells XD

[sladikk]

Adrian Brody is the best chef ever

[ismfof11]

heavy reamines me of edd from ed edd and eddy

[undeadgamer5920]

@WyreSniping that means yes in russian so that means heavy is russian

[TheSlenderFan]

Why do i always think the guy that hits Heavy is Slenderman? :3

[WyreSniping]

0:46 I love that "dah"

[gvido710101]

This is the funny and awesome video

[cwing90]

Pancakes!

[Pivotchop]

@cwing90 Oh. I'm sorry. I thought this was moments with heavy. Not moments with some lousy degenerate douchebag who ruins the entire show, with his negligence

[SCARredshadow60]

AWESOME i sub fav and like!!!! :D

[Whyit27]

kitty0706: okay I'm back. How did my video turn out?

122 people: STOOPID

kitty0706: That's impossible. My videos do not have the proper attributes to be mentally impaired... dumbasses

[talascio]

this needs to be an Adult Swim series

[terrenman11]

this..is.... FUNNY!!

[RimxTheEpic]

Love the part when Heavy steals milk from Spy :3

[lemonekocat]

That is impossible, a mixture of ingredients do not own the proper attributes to be mentally impaired

[Morrphinne]

DAH ! 1:38

[camouflagecamaro99]

@Morrphinne DAH! 0:26

[ice8559]

Dont put in the hand on pan it will DEATH

[WilcoDeltaOut]

2:28!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, dat slaps me on da knee.

[mortyalimam]

122 people are scout

[jarredc99]

at 3:28 the guys in thekitchen look like there high

[Mrwilliam755]

awesome MORE!

[HolyVegeta]

Why spend $22,000 dollars on a degree in Baking and Pastry, when you have Heavy to teach you the steps?

[xneverxshoutxkatiex]

:D <3

[seop65]

2:36 'touch' I BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HairyHariyama]

YEAH TOAST!

[Pivotchop]

That's Impossible, a mixture of ingredients do not own the proper attributes to be mentally impaired, Dumbass.

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

Y U SO BRILLIANT?

But dawg, wish I had your caliber and free time to make something like this.

[MetroidsEATYou]

i heard ed edd and eddy noises.... awesome!

[JayTerraify]

I don't know how many times I've watched this, it's still funny. XD

[Crazyhobo654]

LOL Spongebob music

[Theonegamefreak]

I say 1:16 every time someone calls something not living 'stupid' or 'gay'

[KdogPrime]

@Theonegamefreak So, when someone calls something not living, "stupid" or "gay", you reply, "Now to add our first ingredient...milk"?

[Theonegamefreak]

@KdogPrime No, I say "How can something without life be 'stupid' or 'gay'? It's impossible as it obviously does not have intelligence nor would it have sexual orientation."

and if someone calls someone 'gay' without meaning actually homosexuality, I say 'What's wrong with being gay?'

[PainkillerM360]

Not moments with some lousy, degenerate, douchebag.

[CombinedProductions0]

an ass does not have the proper mental faculties to be mentally impaired either.

idiot

[Pivotchop]

@CombinedProductions0 That's not a good work attitude.

[halo6534]

@CombinedProductions0 Thank you einstein, anything else you'd like to share?

[sladikk]

@CombinedProductions0 I think you'll find that donkeys are perfectly capable of being mentally impaired

[that115guy]

2:48 dead scout

[SuperPixelmonkey]

ohh thats slaps me on the knee!

[Kacper2be]

Best video ever!

[ecdkLowBird7]

Kitty0706, please promise me, that you will keep making these awesome videoes. I just saw your newest Team Fabulous 2 and that was funny as hell! You really deserve much more views! So much effort in these videoes, should had made you even more popular!

I do not hope I am the only one, with that opinion.

[wolfsniper27]

PANCAKES!  what the sh*t?

[pathofninja17]

Salmonella lol!!!

[OCFrontman]

Heavy's "What?!" gets me everytime! lol

[EpicSaga57]

WUT?!

XD LMAOSH!

[Guilherme2239]

LOVE YOUR VIIIIDEOS!

[stuntman45666]

love ya heavy! KITTY DID AN EXCELLENT JOB WITH SENTENCE MIXING

[AwesomeSauce1171]

yeah take twice as long making the damn thing as it does to fucking eat it.

[TheMiner107]

0:40 immediatly made me think of the Yogscast!

[XxKungFuZombiexX]

If you look closely at 03:03, Scout is still out cold in the next room, ha ha!

[alexhuje]

I'm watching this, waiting for Kitty0706 to upload.

[utoober708]

I soil diaper!

...

AUGH

[SHAD0VV100]

BOWL!

[xXZAPERXx]

"Before we attempt any kind of cocaine,"

[SushiPackfan92]

2:23 i fucking love how he barks XD

[DesertFox1322]

A mixture of ingredients does not own the attributes to be mentally impaired. Dumbass. XD XD XD

[Dozer649]

1. sanvich

2. me :)

3.Teeth

LOL

[epicpyro100]

make more vids

[sajanas1000]

i Laughed so hard at 1:45 XD

[Websterklok]

if elliot doesnt support bronies, that means he's that much more awesome

[MitchTitan]

i dunno, i wudent mind if heavy was my chef

[RaiderTeam97]

Heavy's face at 2:23! LOL!

Also this was awesome and funny:

(Scout appears) Pancakes! :P

What the S***, Get outta HERE! (Throws Scout with the shoe) HaHaHaaaaaa!!!

[SailorLibra7113]

Pancakes.

What the sh*t get out of here.

[MrEPICMAN9000]

how would you like to make your own fench toast? (nod) are you ready? (nod) you sure? (smash) positive? (smash into table)

[longsolid9]

Elliot here doesn't support bronies ;~;

[judevsbryan]

very well

[wakaphwap]

what just happened?

[Mrvcas]

Love The Ending Music :D

[ChaosMarioBros1]

2:30 A boot to the head!

[predatorwillstorm]

NEMO ENDING MUSIC CREDITS

[sumfingInc]

lol yogscast intro music at the beginning XD

[MrMarrowsky]

@sumfingInc I thought the intro music was the TF2 theme... lol.

[robosilver1030]

Why does spy say itsself instead of hisslef]

[legocontrollerjr]

anyone else use this to learn how to make french toast?

[TheMegavideoman111]

@legocontrollerjr yes and blew up in my face :C

[Arceleus]

I learned alot from this

Yes im an idiot, im also a furfag, and a fox

Foxes=stupid

*Shudders*

[Lachman0102]

3:20

Is this song off of Spongebob?

[pokemoncheatur]

PANCAKES

[WakingLife55]

Oh my god the smacking sound

[gibbsboroturtle]

I feel like this was made for a school project

[XIIIgfr]

"wat?"

[pwn1ngw4ffl3s]

This is why I play as heavy in TF2.

[Boblol126]

@lunaticrl then why did you bother to see it

[A1234567890J1]

Moon Man helps Heavy make toast?

[matwiks89]

BEST SHIT EVER



[GreenPepperoni99]

"So I have heard you like French Toast."

"No!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was Moments with Heavy. Not Moments with some lousy degenerate douchebag that ruins the entire show with his negligence."

Best part.

[Lunaticrl]

Stupid kiddy useless humour. Don't recommend for watching. Sorry for my bad english.

[theElectr0ne]

@Lunaticrl

>Using google translator to criticize a video.

[bjossi2001]

who is this guy who is talking to heavy? plz reply

[BigNatureWolf]

@bjossi2001 Microsoft Sam?

[bjossi2001]

@BigNatureWolf microsoft sam has a difrent voice

[TheEvilFusion]

@BigNatureWolf Its Microsoft Mike Look at the ending

[distonthedark]

so the steps are:

1: steal milk from a friend you punched in the face.

2: get the narrarator to pour milk for you, after he slaps you.

3: add cinamon, stir the mixture, and...

4: get salmonella.

5: be called a dumbass.

8:skip a few parts.

9:die

10:get severe burns.

11: enjoy!

[sykeligdemon]

@distonthedark You forgot about cumming all over the finished french toast

[distonthedark]

@sykeligdemon MY PAINIS APPROVES

[StarPrimeWolf]

i followed the video...i have almost split my head opened, destroyed my countertop, burnt myself, got egg all over my hands, and now my neighbor hates me for knocking him out and stealing his milk..but the french toast was worth it

[CurbStomper5557600]

"Pancakes!"

"What the Sh--!? Get out of Here"

*Wham!*

LMFAO!

[timesplitter2512]

I just made it using this recipe. It's delicious :D

[TopBanana360]

i soiled dipper :3

[whoopdawoop]

1:05 XDDDD

[CrySomeLess]

0:17 0:27 0:30 0:38 0:41 1:00 1:08 1:17 1:29 1:45 2:04 2:20 2:22 3:06 derp.

[CrySomeLess]

Did that bowling ball have three finger holes? :3

[bjossi2001]

i laughed so hard at 2:38

[Xistanceowner]

Im sorry but the one with jim carrey was the funniest

[coolzone227]

that is just how i make it! and i made it up as well...

[robo12974]

Thumps up if you have made french toast like this at home.

[Kaboose1475]

2:28 I almost pissed my pants laughing

[bjossi2001]

@Kaboose1475 i agree

[Fingered22]

Scout has 113 Youtube accounts

[bjossi2001]

@Fingered22 how do you know

[bjossi2001]

LOL at 1:37

[LambosRBeast]

Spy .... As itself

[ThePhilTV]

I WANT A NEW ELLIOT GOES TO SCHOOL EPISODE!

please make another one please"!!!!!!

[Th3Fr3nchFryGuy]

00:41 HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE YOGSCAST!

[MultiSOULFLAME]

@Th3Fr3nchFryGuy get out this not yogscast

[Tailsfriendkilxem]

Lol I WUZ ZTUPEED!

[zeratul78]

Now pour it in the bowl.

AAAALLLLLLLLL????

Fucking gets me every time.

[Starweardo]

YEAH! TOAST!

[TheNute11]

Impossible, cooking ingredients do not have the properties to be mentally ill

[toriblondiebob]

i can make my own french toast with this video?

*runs off to go punch his neighbor*

[donaldlolwut]

*Frantically knocks on door*

Spy: What?

*Heavy punches Spy out of the way and raids his fridge*

[shoopwhoopX]

generalIvan needs yo narrate this

[MinerlyCrafted]

CYOOLINARY EXPERT

[BobGreen4]

@iReLaPsEi I did xD

[marcusBX]

IM SOOO HIGH!!!

[Frostquake957]

-pancakes!

-what the shit!

[MrJonatan1535]

LOL

[B1N4RP1L0T]

i think...i grew a tumor....

[link45458]

category: education

wut.

[DanielThePhoenix]

Now i can make me some breakfast... :D

[SiMsOnSnIpEr290]

PANCAKES

[warren8251]

*some idiot dislikes*

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT, WHICH ONE OF YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!!!

[iReLaPsEi]

anyone else crack up when he gets slapped? lol

[Veyron722skyhook]

2:08 Important but funny safety tip.

[stuntman45666]

i <3 u heavy poor guy needs a hug

[kizik017]

"Hah! You got owned!"

"I soiled diaper."

PAUSE

"Uuuugh!"

[arkki112]

So random... So funny

[theairjunkie]

0:40 for yogscast theme!

[Dicotzkic]

PANCAKES. What the sh*t.

[Slasher9485]

Where did you find the Ed Edd n Eddy sounds?

[Devlin115]

press 6 to see heavy burning !

[DEEPINTOWORSHIP]

AWESOME, ROFL :-D

[scottycatman]

WOT!

[rifleshooter64]

"Take out a small mixing bowl" "BOWL" "no wrong analogy" haha

[SarTheGamer]

Actaully find out how to make french toast :D

[Xeno1768]

110 people are lousy, degenerate douche bags who ruin the entire show with their negligence

[octave38]

In french it's named "Pain perdu" ^^

[IrishRebelism]

110 people don't know how to make French toast

[minismg]

this is Spongebob Referenced Video. But still funny as hell

[Furrybrotherhood]

Funny as hell. Not only funny, but i actually was able to make french toast. without dropping a spy to the floor and breaking a fridge.

[StrangeTeamFortress2]

2:03 i need to sqeeze a lamp and 2:38 it says when your penis be inhaled

[StrangeTeamFortress2]

1:42 THAT IS MAD MILK

[StrangeTeamFortress2]

1:10 BAL!! i laughted so hard!! now i need to clean my poop from pants

[SHADOWFUR01]

2:28 Pancakes!

What the sh*t! get out of here!

*boot flies into Scout's face*

xD

[wiktor3397]

Holy fuck i am lauhing so much..................xDkdmckd­cvfv

[TheInvisibleWatchers]

I soiled diaper................. urghh!

[1ManRandom]

2:35 I never knew whirlpool made stoves.

[Tplayer47]

I actually followed these instructions. I now have salmonella infections and severe burns.

[CaptainDope]

"How did it turn out?"

"Stupid!"

"That's impossible. A mixture of ingredients do not own the proper attributes to be mentally impaired...dumb ass."

[TheFlyingMantis]

Drinking while watching this is probably not the best ideas.

[SketchCritic]

2:13

Laughed so hard

[WittingStudios]

Hey man what is the name of the map that you use for this video?

[video166]

I LMAO whenever that guy smacks the back of his head XD

[Puddleboatprouctions]

definitely the best one you've made

well done

[Inowhatefriday]

@Puddleboatprouctions lol well done... and we're talking about food! :D

[Gcollins702]

I learned alot from this video....Touching a hot stove means instant death