LECTROJOG!

[dvj613]

having worked in a magazine bindery and a newspaper pressroom, i will tell you the paper jogger is wasted money. ten minutes is about what it takes to perfect the method by hand. just sayin. love you guys.

[willturnerismybf]

So yeah I'm watching them all in order and I'M SO CLOSE TO BEING DONE!!!! WOOOO!!!! I'm so excited but I don't really know what I'm going to do with my life when it's over.

[stude444]

Are you saying that nerdfighter like is stupid? For shame John, for shame.

[bluebanshee3]

the puff is gone in this video... how are people supposed to know how you feel about things?

[arsocceer96]

"just move to the internet"! lol! great video...couldn't stop laughing.

[todkapuz]

yes.. first time i watched this didnt make as much sense.. but now having watched all said videos and the swindentown... makes a lot more sense....

[Solloria]

933 now.

[Redwillowfox]

You didn't say goodbye...

[ForeverCharissa]

So where is the gif that I know exists somewhere about living on the internet? :D

[Pond1223]

@bordercomedens2 lol same



[wishing2fly]

who got fund money to ride the train?

[hi9357]

What is the tumblr John was talking about? I just joined, but it is very hard to navigate!

[Sleepover137]

I went back to watch all those videos... And I'm about to finish it ^^

[NickRele]

FDWS, I'd help that

[FIVEPOUNDCOINS]

guthrie picture is cool

[HiBeccaBye]

I don't think that the stuff we did was stupid. I think it was poignant in its own way.

[fvelez38]

aw where is willy on that painting

[emandemisme]

so if you google lectrojog, john's picture is the fourth one on the list. haha

[FlargTheKitty]

The videos that alienate new viewers tend to be my favorites.

[katiekat811]

who is the web-lebirity?

[lyksuccsessful]

@katiekat811 Charlie :D

[azpa714]

@lyksuccsessful Who was the girl?

[tatters5]

@lyksuccsessful oh my god is it really? that's amazing.

[GaryYudman]

@katiekat811 charlieissocoollike I think.

[Julessftl]

I've had a rubbish day and i think i forgot to be awesome.. I need to move to the internet so bad!

[PadfootLivesFree]

I WAS THERE:DDDDD

[norrepud]

I think you guys should rename the foundation to decrease worldsuck "Da Foundation To Be Awesome" or something like that hahaha.

[RatherBaAnime]

lol you're thoughts on what new viewers were thinking was almost spot on lol

[nicoleisthebestever]

@sasukerox @w0wftw8D @fizaan95 It was Charlie and Rosianna (missxrojas on YouTube). They're sadly no longer together, and the weblebrity he was referring to was the Charlie half, although Rosianna is pretty popular on YouTube also. :)

[ReKrisB]

I love that I actually went back and watched all of these over the summer @.@

I now feel SO MUCH LESS confused.

...

Wait, we weren't already living inside the internet? O.o

[TemariWind36]

Whoo! Thats right. I was there! In the beginning! Muahahah! This makes me feel epic!

[sasukerox]

Which nerdfighters met each other and one become a weblebrity? Was is Charlie and Alex? I bet it was Charlie and Alex. (really though)

[w0wftw8D]

@sasukerox it's two nerdifghters in nerfighter like, I hate to remind you this and shoot down your theory (because otherwise it would be valid) but ah... charlie and alex are both heterosexual... but this person's identity has intrigued me also...

[sasukerox]

@w0wftw8D hahaha I knew it wasn't them, I was only joking. hope someone else knows then!

[fizaan95]

Who is this weblebrity?

[TheNerd1Nerd2]

I've been looking at places to live in the internet. But deffinatley going to live somewhere in nerdfighteria, who's with me?

[puertorrriquena]

@TheNerd1Nerd2 Nerdfighteria sounds like a much better place to live. Count me in!

[GerardwHey]

Just MOVE to the internet!

Finally someone that understands

[Annaaa693]

Man, puff levels have gone DOWN

[XxYuliaTATYxX]

I finally got that t-shirt&it came on my birthday!:'D

[kalie000]

That poster just made my life ten times more epic. :D

[bordercomedens2]

John, I am in the middle of finishing watching all 902 videos in order.

[bellacullen98a]

@bordercomedens2 me too :) except the playlist is new to old... so im going backwards... ^.^

[scififreak1992]

@bordercomedens2 same here!

[lynknower]

@bordercomedens2 me too! :)

[shamidkpzd]

I would love to have that as a poster!

[OwlCityFan26]

Haha love the poster! And his description if what new viewers would think! Lolol! I MOVED TO THE INTERNET! :D it is great here. If you haven't you should, as John said! PS I WANT A POSTER LIKE THAT! YOU SHOULD SELL SIMILAR ONES! :D

[ArtIsDance]

901*

[katelynness]

can you see the dislike bar? me neither.

[64137]

I guess that paper just jogs till it "shapes up", eh ? ; ) Much like people.

[claireeadie]

This is the first video of yours I've seen. I like it. *subscribes*

[nizzlewhizzle]

I only watched 200 videos and I understand you perfectly!

[CrunchyLikeness]

Lectrojog sounds like a cybernetic running technology.

[ThatPotterTribute7]

VVe should sned money from the fund to a place that helps kids vvith learning disabletes.Like I have dyslexia and it sucks so bad.

[emmfan09]

I need to start watching vlogbrothers videos BEFORE reading Tumblr.

[joplimat]

MY GOD! John has more views on this video AND the next video than Hank! Never say never, John. Good Job.

[missZiggy549]

Scientists in England are close to finding a cure for CF using gene therapy. If they succeed, people wount have to have CF in the future. The only thing they need to go through with this is money. We have the chance to eliminate a fatal disease completely here!

[missZiggy549]

Cystic Fibrosis is hardly ever noticed when it comes to money donations. Please, please nerdighteria, change that! A cure is within reach and it CAN BE FOUND with a little help. I want to breathe again! please.

[carlsoto1747]

@missZiggy549 I agree. My cousin has CF and there's rarely ever an awareness campaign for it. 

[wiccanpie]

@missZiggy549 I belong to an organization in Canada called Kin. One of our Annual donations is to Cystic Fibrosis. I'll keep you posted on our fundraising efforts!

[semperquaere]

We should send money from the fund to World Vision to decrease worldsuck in the Horn of Africa, which is currently in the midst of a HUGE famine (caused by drought). Thousands of children die each day because they can't feed themselves, and many of them are AIDS orphans.

[aeiletafan720]

Oh John, will you please make the painting into a poster? I would buy over 9,000 copies.

[FictionalDystopia]

"Just move to the internet! It's great here, we get to live inside where the weather is always awesome" xD

[NeilSonOfNorbert]

John what you refer to as "the stupid stuff" done in the past by the Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck I would argue were eforts in increasing awsome rather then decreasing suck. as Hank has pointed out in the past increasing awsome is allso important. to be clear I fully suport "the Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck" being dedicated to decresing suck, but there should allso be a branch of the bank of nerdfighteria dedicated to incresing awsome in my opinion.

[Lpluver7]

Moving to the internet was one of the best decisions I ever made :D

[Ellieways]

Sometimes I'm really amazed by John and Hank (Hank and John).

[TheTearyJester]

Can we please make the Adventures of John Green painting into a poster for everybody? Pretty please?

[GiFloDotCom]

...you cut the puff

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@GiFloDotCom it came back.

[gladrial89]

I never need my anti worldsuck umbrella here, because no one rains on my parade and it's never gloomy. The weather is always awesome on the internet! Unless you leave the nerdfighters section of youtube and get attacked by flammers.

[demyx9797]

does tumblr cost any money?

[ajswanson91]

@demyx9797 Tumblr is free. I think you might have to pay for some of the fancier themes, but it won't cost you anything to join.

[demyx9797]

@ajswanson ok thank you :)

[ajswanson91]

@demyx9797 No problem :)

[kaleidoscopicepic14]

You used the word halcyon!!!!! Day made. :)

[striperdude]

Go outside more. It's awesome too.

And take Henry...

[theya1992]

the decrease of worldsuck sounds like the best return on an investment ever.

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

wow with out electritcy there would be no intrenet

[froregon]

A request for your DFTBA tshirts: there should be some more precise measurements for the size of the person that will fit in the size of the tshirt. To be precise, precisely how big/small of a chest will fit in a given size of tshirt?

[mrsladida]

gosh, that painting is so awesome!

[PEEJ012]

white balance?

[beakybug]

It's nice to see a clean-shaven face.

Also, worldsuck is bad. And stuff.

[PearlBlue5]

The weather is awesome! No wind, no rain, and no night.

[SuperChalek]

Anyone know if I pre-order The Fault in Our Stars today, do I still get a signed copy, or have I missed my amazing once-in-a-lifetime-chance while I struggled to convince my parents to hand over their credit cards for this wonderful investment? If so, I'll never forgive them.

[sillyjesus]

@SuperChalek yes you could preorder it the day before it comes out and it still will be signed

Every book in the first printing is signed so if you cant get a preorder i suggest going to your local bookstore the day it comes out and hope they havent run out

[SuperChalek]

@sillyjesus

Just checking. I'm paranoid I'll miss it...I mean, 150,000 signed copies doesn't sound like nearly enough to me... I might be slightly biased, but I think John's awesomness should guarentee at least half a million.

[sillyjesus]

@SuperChalek half a million copies would make John want to cut his hands off and never sign a copy of a book ever

dont be paranoid for johns sake

[TheBalfrog]

@SuperChalek Just think, if he had to sign 500,000 copies, in 2months, he would have to average one about every 1.2 seconds non stop :P

[SuperChalek]

@TheBalfrog

Nice math skills there. xD I didn't think of that... Still, if anyone could find a way, John Green could. You know...kinda like Santa. 

[carolin988]

that painting is totally awesome

[frysdog93]

No stupid stuff? Damn john, you've changed.

[AlovesChanel]

That picture is awesome!!!=)

[20129010334251]

move to the internet! we get to live inside where the weather is always awesome! :D

[TheCrazyHayleyGirl]

@20129010334251 BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[iamcoolstephen1234]

Thumbs up for the shirt

[TheLaxdude77]

Where's the puff ?

[jimithingjames]

. . . I LIKE TRAINS . . .

[marythenerdfighter12]

"This video is totally going to alienate new viewers . . . . " So glad that I'd not a new viewer. :)

[falling4u365]

That was Ashville?? D: I could have been there!! T_T

[sixyellowwalls]

Wait!! John, I just realized you forgot to tell Hank when you'll see him! HE MUST'VE BEEN SO LOST :O

[lisirox]

Please don't fall, please don't fall, please don't fall.

[SailorDarkStarr]

Just move to the internet, it's great here... thank you that is a fantastic line.

[ElmarBischof]

Move to the Internet ... the weather is always awesome ... and the rent is cheap.

[markusariliu]

"just move to the internet! It's great here! we get to live INSIDE where the weather is AWESOME!!"

[ishvampire]

i'm loving this weather today.

[qck240]

Am I the only one that noticed the OMFG lol DFTBA!

[CiipherZer0]

how about supporting OccupyWallstreet... or OccupyTheWorld (something like that)

moo =D

[aitazzy]

So, I made a pop up book called 'The Adventures of The Nerdfighter' but John has yet to see it, I think. (I swear it's been like a year)

Anyone know how i can send it/it's pictures to him?

[wannabeinhogwarts]

Aww, I don't think buying Charlie & Rosi train tickets was a waste of Worldsuck money! I think that was AWESOME!

[thoughtumentary]

My friend has CF and she may have to be hospitalized on Monday because of it. We should give the money to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation so they can find a cure, because not being able to breathe sucks...

[Ladygrev]

You were in Asheville again? And I missed you? AGAIN? ARGH. Blast my college career.

[MrCulley711]

I just started a temp job at printing and copying (DO NOT MAKE THIS A CAREER ANYONE) and they had a Lectrojog! I'd be surprised if it was under 20 years old. it was half wooden.

[TheAnnaShowUk]

speak for yourself john, the weather insid my house is always cold, the heating is broken in welsh winter with big single clazing bay windows that dont close all the way (/bellyache)

[nerdfighteralex]

I forgot how wonderful paper joggers are! That was my favorite thingy in the library in high school when I was a TA.

[sokkerking12345]

Need to install 100 TF2 mods? Put a Vlogborthers playlist on shuffle and auto play and listen to it as you perform such a tedious task. =D

[LonerDesk]

898 JOHN YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR VIDEOS

[TheCatPepe]

@LonerDesk but, at the time he made this video, he didn't have that many :O

[LonerDesk]

@TheCatPepe He's so nerd-ily weird.

[Thebombdotcom0]

898 videos to be exact

[0o0o0o0oleelah]

@Thebombdotcom0 actually... he made this before some other videos

[TheRoosterStudio]

the lama looks like donkey...

[brittnnniiiinicole]

I thought you were going to lecture while jogging. (:

[reallifeislike]

JUST MOVE TO THE INTERNET.

[TheJediNinja]

As AWESOME as that t-shirt is, it would be even more awesome if it said 'I joined Nerdfighteria and all I got was this awesome community'.

[theycallmeloserbeff]

WYRHGFBETURDFJB I PRE ORDERED TFIOS LAST WEEK. I CAN'T WAIT.

[sakanabaka]

3:10 is what I tell all my friends.

[Elad6000]

I love how he talks about how he'll alienate new viewers, and this was the newest video when my friend introduced me to these awesome videos

[BridgetCarey1]

Sometimes I read quotes from you and your books and I get this incredible mix of empowerment and overwhelming sadness. Thanks.

[LiseyMcBill]

I reckon some of the money should go to an wild animal foundation. The animals can't save their habitat, but we can. Maybe something like the Wildlife Information, Rescue and Education Service? (that's an Australian organisation but maybe something similar?)

[vespersg00dbye]

this is my favorite vlogbrothers video :) well one of them

[newtonbengalcat]

I went to the bookstore the other day and they didn't have an abundance of katherines :( (Only JG book that I haven't read) So I just kind of bought David Levithan cause Will Grayson, Will Grayson is FUCKING AMAZING! And then I lost my book!!! WHY IS LIFE AGAINST ME READING?!?!!

[wandermyfriend]

Why do I always feel like writing after watching John?

[TheControIFreak]

Here I have an ingenious idea! Use the money to pay me for a job for no more then 500 dollars a month. Because I don't have one and I can't get one D:

[itsPrettyOdd]

So I wanted to tell people at my school about project for awesome but i need to know does it donate a penny every time someone comments like is that right?

[knate44]

Wasn't the original purpose of the foundation to decrease world suck to send two viewers (I'm not sure if the nerdfighter technically existed then) to a concert?

[hippiemarcher]

If I could move to the internet, John, I totally would.

[bookadictedlola]

who was the weblebrity? i NEED to know this! particularly cause i never before heard this train story! help?

[wannabeinhogwarts]

@bookadictedlola It definitely wasn't Charlie and Rosianna ;)

[Hogwarts33]

@bookadictedlola Charlie and Alex?

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@bookadictedlola All I know is his name isn't tom.

[Nerdwriter1]

Great vlog, but how will I shamelessly promote myself as a novelist if you don't allow video responses? Here's to piggy-backing off of your success!

Please subscribe for interesting vlogs! The Nerdwriter!

[purpleafternoons]

Yep so I just spent my weekend watching the first year of vlogbrothers. Soooo much awesome, and now I understand all these nerdfighting jokes :D

[StripedSilverSparkle]

I mean, really, can a youtube video become much better than this? I love Hank and John!

[Spiffet]

you make me like the world

[SpicyMangoz]

As a new viewer, yes, I am completely confused.

[vtuazon]

which two nerdfighters did you get the tickets for?

[emmahasnolife]

QUESTION - Which Nerdfighters did you help visit each other? :)

[tlong011]

My friend is in the audience!!! I keep going back and looking for them!!

[Totallystolen]

SO MUCH BLINKING.

[aprillmaydecember]

FTL that T-shirt is cool

[96LeahMichelle]

THE PUFF. OH GOD. THE PUFF.

[Nic33rd]

Proud to say I've been watching the Vlogbrothers since the beginning :) Hipster cred!

[Taggra]

Meeaaaaw I need more hipster cred from your T-shirts. Get some space ships or planetary eclipses of Pluto or Asgard

[z0mbri27]

I've watched 894 Vlogbrothers videos...woah. That's intense. AND AWESOME! :D

[animeguysaremylife]

I legit did watch all the vlogbrothers videos in order before I started watching the recent ones...took me about two months ^-^

[Dragonwing16]

i admir alot of the decrease world suck stuff you guys do

but how often do you guys donate to the environment?

[SubtlyDifferent]

''Just move to the internet''

Will be going on my FB page under quotes! ^^

[thetimelady42]

HOLY......... THEY CUT YOUR PUFF!!!!!!

[comediancentralmusli]

Ok, so John talked about how money was used to let two nerdfighters meet in real life, and then one of them became a massive weblebrity. Could someone either link a video talking about this, or explain it to me?

[rozanund133]

Nice haircut, John!

[aweingalliterations]

When the Tifiometer is complete, you should auction it, and give the $ to the Fund.

[JamesCalico]

hahaha I'll move to the internet

[WolvenClawPeacemaker]

"Decrease World Suck" needs to be used as some form of catchy logo.

[gilliemillie]

who were the train people? can anyone tell me?

[Triathe]

@gilliemillie I to need to know this! Help us someone!

[Waterflame]

I would buy that shirt, but it doesn't come in my size!!! ;( I'd need a Unisex sized XXXL...

[Waterflame]

I would buy that shirt, but it doesn't come in my size!!! ;(

[avandozer]

So *that's* how you pronounce halcyon...

[thedoctorbob7]

Hey John! I have a question for you... did you ever get a reply from Exxon about your 8 cents?

[camoblackhawk]

lucky who gets the last one

[JessieLightyear]

Ohmygawd he keeps blinking!! 

[Rebeccaisstillhere]

Did someone get a haircut?