David Blaine and Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.

[ebirdyca]

Blaine is on drugs

[BombBakers]

he believes in his own lies

[boxer12350]

15 people are hanging douchebags

[FastFive245]

That Be Cool If Triumph Could Visit Criss Angel I wonder what he would say :)

[FewerKiller]

Have a laugh Blaine. Ur lucky to even hear triumph's jokes in person

[gmaweill]

Blaine takes himself waaaay too seriously

[tonyblair999]

@TheKogunEnjou that conversation stemmed from me mentioning how they wanted to stop triumph from further ridiculing blaine. and i mentioned how caucasians are never portrayed being ridiculed seriously nor humorously however other ethnic group are put through the mud..

[rocafella142]

@tonyblair999 David Blaine isn't caucasian, he's Puerto Rican.

[cbgradek]

Blaine is a hanging douche-bag

[MonacoBlast]

I'm going to die from laughing.  Getting weaker....weaker......HAHAHAHA­HAHA...weaker...

[BumperMorgan]

Twaaaaa...

[HaloRulez2323]

XD HE SOUND SOOOOOOO HIGH XD TRIPPY SHIT!!

[tonyblair999]

american negroes are made to enjoy accepting roles like "tyrone" or "tameka" NEVER embracing self and kind. u never ever see a prominent NEGROID female/male loving themselves or most importantly..LOVING THEIR NATURAL IMAGE ON YOUR T.V., CINEMAS, BILLBOARDS etc.. we have to settle(MAKE A FOOL OUT OF OURSELVES) embracing CAUCASIANS IMAGES =(

[TheKogunEnjou]

@tonyblair999 wat

[bob2012isfake]

blaine is a stuntman thats all criss angle is kind of a tool i mean a guy in his 40s dating a 20somthing mandy moore a few years ago he should dress his age too but at least his magic is magic and not just stunts plus i cant figure out how he does some of it

[DevilsAndAirwaves]

Whoever said They'll be more famous than you ever will "MTRFKR" - you're right. So will Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, Snookie, and a bunch of other idiots. What's your point? Since when does fame = talent?

[xxbar]

I hear he only does these "stunts" after he and his wife get into a fight.

[godbluffvdgg]

Funny, that If I weren't looking for triumph videos, I would never have seen the blain thing.

[hipp6y]

well triumph may be the dog here, but blaine was certainly his bitch, boom!

[1223Melo]

@hipp6y Nice:D

[jbudrow1]

David Blaine is the biggest joke going... come on duuuuuude... lose the self importance and fucking laugh a bit you moron.

[jbudrow1]

David Blaine is the biggest joke going... come on duuuuuude... lose the self importance and fucking laugh a bit you moron.

[steveconn]

Triumph should have said, "Yes, he's not really here, just like the press wish they weren't really here."

[nammm3]

David Blaine makes so much money and attention from this type of stuff. i'm glad Triumph somewhat gave his audience a reality check:-)

[tonyblair999]

white people NEVER liked to be looked like a FOOL in PUBLIC!!! no matter how RIDICULOUS it may appear!!!

[RodentabovallRodents]

@tonyblair999 what race does like looking like a fool?

[BacheQawma]

houdini called this trick the dangling douche bag  lolzzzzzzzz

[CityofAngelsAGC]

security DOUCHES////

[SoulReaperQ8]

Its an Illusion!! This comment was not actually typed,but you can see it,its an ILLUSION!

[HellaFlushEvo]

his next magic trick should be him disappearing.

[notdacoolest]

oooh..im david blaine...my dick isnt where its supposed to be..its in my mouth...:P

[JahaysusKahrist]

Look at that humorless fucktwit standing next to Blaine, he doesn't smile once.

David's most recent trick is making his magic act disappear.

[lumpeiy]

david blaine is the worst fucking entertainer i ever had to endure. i could watch triumph rip on him all day. and criss angel would be more entertaining in a gay porn flick and i'm not even gay!

[michaeldavis678]

IVE HERD OF 15 MIN OF FAME BUT REALY

[Ratacon2004]

Blaine was awesome with his street magics. But then came along Chris Angel and took his spot light. Now Blaibe hangs upside down and stuff for some attention. Sad,Sad,Sad................lol

[BlueKyne]

Blaine?! HA! For his next act he'll have a full grown hippo sit on his face! (^o^)

[misteri0s0]

david blaine is a baby

[ryno324]

David Blaine IS a dangling douche bag.

[MrMayhem3k]

blaine sucks...as an honest question..is blaine always this stupid? (im not rly here..this is an illusion) wtf..

[MultipleScrotum]

@MrMayhem3k no, Blaine is a badass.

[doctorcrapable]

@MrMayhem3k yeah totally lame

[jzerony]

When did hanging upside down like a sausage become MAGIC? Triumph is RIGHT... the audience's BOREDOM is real. heh heh

[MultipleScrotum]

@jzerony He never said this was magic for FUCKS sake. The man doesn't only do magic.

[jzerony]

@MultipleScrotum ...you wrote the same thing 4 times. You got tourettes?

[MultipleScrotum]

@jzerony to an extent

[MultipleScrotum]

@jzerony He never said this was magic for FUCKS sake. The man doesn't only do magic.

[MultipleScrotum]

@jzerony @jzerony He never said this was magic for FUCKS sake. The man doesn't only do magic.

[assdoooouuutttt]

"almost as exciting as what you're doing"

lol so fucking true

[LordThree]

It's nice blaine can't really walk away from this

[kjason725]

Blaine should make his sense of humor re-appear

[MultipleScrotum]

@kjason725 He has one. That cocksucker triumph prick should walk away.

[AfXshredmaster88]

blaine really sucks.

[MultipleScrotum]

@AfXshredmaster88 how so?

[quiksix25]

Even security guy in background laughs when Triumph hangs upside down

[BlakeTahoe]

if hanging upside down is magic then every 5yo on monkey bars are tiny versions of jesus, watch david blaine's next trick coming this month he'll be taking your money and turning it into big macs at your local McDonalds drive-thru

[MultipleScrotum]

@BlakeTahoe He never said this was magic, dick! The man does more than just magic. This is an endurance test. A mind over matter thing. He's breaking records.

[Tre404]

Come on, now... each and every one of you KNOW that David Blaine is the premier illusionist of our time....

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

[Tre404]

Dangling Douchebag... Truer words were never spoken!

[MultipleScrotum]

Grow some balls for fucks sake. Moron.

[Tre404]

Balls on the brain, Scrote? LOL... or more likely on your chin!! LOL!! Run along now....

[MultipleScrotum]

No, they are in my underwear, you fucking idiot. Why do you want to know? Hoping for an image to jackoff too?

Fucking queer.

[Tre404]

I reiterate: THIS from a guy named SCROTUM.

Multiple Scrotum, meet Irony. Irony, meet the biggest douche-nozzle on the planet: Multiple Scrotum.

I mean, the name fairly SCREAMS "I am a douche! PLEASE fuck with me mercilessly!"

[MultipleScrotum]

LOL My God you are a nerd. Please, review what you typed, and HOW you typed. You are the Lord of the Nerds.

[Tre404]

OWNED! No comeback... Jesus, that's all you got?? "Yer a nerd?"

EPIC SCROTAL FAIL!

Goodbye.

[MultipleScrotum]

No need to try and come up with anything any better after comming to the obvious conclusion that you are just a sad little internet nerd who's likely never been kissed by girl.

The whole "scrotum meet Irony" bit, coupled with "douche-NOZZLE" was a nerds wet dream.

Have you ever even seen a a vagina?

[Tre404]

Yeah, your mother's is pretty sweet! Still get her scent in my moustache! yum...

[MultipleScrotum]

That wasn't my mom, or a pussy at all. That was my asshole. Thanks, by the way.

lol

[Tre404]

OWNED! LOL Dude, you just keep walking into 'em.... save yourself, man.

[MultipleScrotum]

Not at all. you've gone off the deep end now, buddy boy.

[Who2Are1You]

@MultipleScrotum buddy booooooy.

[weepaul666]

You just gotta laugh at all you fuck ups replying back at each other acting like you've won something with every comment...

[Tre404]

Jesus, dude... LOL... that was quite the crash-and-burn—you alright? Hello?

...this hurt? (nudging your conquered, lifeless ego with my foot)

...you won't be needing that wallet, then...

*rifle...*

...Five bucks?? Pshhh.... keep it. Broke-ass bastard...

[zer0dahero]

Blane's next trick... To have an intelligent thought.

[eternalgracenote]

No sense of humor. How sad.

[psynema]

Blaine's next magic trick - beating himself over the head with crowbar

[TheCastellan]

Wish Blaine would do magic, not torturing himself.

[81kamill]

@TheCastellan He can't cause he's a moron looking for attention

[MultipleScrotum]

shut up.

[MultipleScrotum]

the torture is fucking GREAT.

[Buratikati]

@TheCastellan and thats why the best line triumph said was "the dangling douche bag"

[AngeliaClaire]

the guy is killing himself in front of body gaurds and a comic is told to leave who is in danger here? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hllywd34]

Didnt Blaine completely screw up the stunt in the end where he jumped 30 feet? I mean, the cord was visible...

[rainmaker11]

i kid i kid

[rickfolk86]

What the fuck is he doing??

[garrettanderson983]

hanging upside down

[Gabrielwong]

hm... David blaine should be respected. His not as proud as Criss angel. And He donates his money from stuns like this to the needy.

[Abgef]

he can't take a joke...what a douchebag crybaby.

[ilorvygjm]

@Abgef hes fking hanging upside down with all the blood trapped in his head probably feeling like his head'll explode of course hes cranky wtf

[JFBosox33]

Blaine Blows!

[krazyfeetburger]

triumph should've farted on his face

[druidboy76]

haha..listen to all this Blaine hate LOL what a bunch of bitter negative internet assholes.

[brutallyhonest123]

and what does that make you?

[Abgef]

That's cuz Blaine fails at trying to be funny & he can't take a joke.

[FlashWeiner]

The Dangling Douche-Bag!

[keYserSOze2008]

David Blaine is such a talentless boring cunt!

[phrozen17]

David blaine is a idiot

[BlueKyne]

David Blaine....more like David Lame!

I wanna see Triumph go off on "Mind Freak" Chris Angel!

[itzjoeymac]

Blaine is a moron but Angel would probly be funnier to mess with since he wouldn't just babble mindlessly.

[bully129]

David Blaine already sounds like he's constantly stoned, being upside down for hours didn't help at all either.

[shaggisthrum]

weak

[KewlGuy98]

the one guy in the suit right in between them NEVER cracked a smile

[Excalibur01]

I think he's a body guard

[KewlGuy98]

yeah I know but it was pretty funny and he doesn't even blink

[json8tr]

boring!!!!

[ghostrid3]

Yaes!

[Hayaserforeveer]

dog over GAYine anyday

[commentmutant]

i like a puppet over david blaine...

[moonman42]

i thought the video was upside down at first lmao

[KibblesKapture]

how did he go to the bathroom and crap?

[mescool15]

He probably wore a diaper

[KibblesKapture]

And he's upside down too... *shivers*

[TonsofFun777]

He wore a catheter

[qvaris]

Pretty sure he fasted too so he didn't have to crap

[GiefGoldPlx]

I'm guessing he didn't eat anything beforehand for a couple of days.

[pjmurphy96]

"audience's boredom is real!"....classic.

[UberMan5000]

The last thing David Blaine did that was interesting was those videos where he scared those gay men.

[DevilsAndAirwaves]

David Blaine and Criss Angel are talentless. The illusion is that they have talent.

[xsouthside21x]

Criss Angel is full of shyt too...he says that he uses his mind to levitate when i saw a video about him saying that he uses wires and other shyt.

[LegionAnon]

@DevilsAndAirwaves Angel's pretty cool. Blaine's a tool.

[aidathegreat1]

@DevilsAndAirwaves  hahahhahhaaa :D

[ilorvygjm]

@DevilsAndAirwaves lol yet they will be more successful and popular than u could be if u had 10 lifetimes asshole lol

[thunderstruck665]

David was kinda cool ten years ago. Now, he's just an annoying douche.

[logsgalovsdillm]

Blaine is stupid. He and Chris Angel are butt budies.

[Boobiescore]

at 17 seconds they make out!

[ahc688]

i never really thought about it but david blaine is kinda of a douche..

[nongski]

"spiderman... spideee" LOL

[socdk]

Proof that David Blaine is COOCOO

[RodCornholio]

Must have a compression suit on his torso.

[KTF0]

Blaine got the trick wrong he was supposed to be rightside up hanging on his neck.

[MaxPower1013]

hahahaha the dangling douchebag

[mamatt12]

u think i upside down right now holy shit lol

[Bullshitmonkey]

David Blaine's secret service agents?

[golfman14]

don't you mean david, the so called magician always on drugs

[geniusjas87]

lol @ the spiderman kiss... hahahaha

[heavyweightchampion]

I dunno who is a bigger dickhead, Blaine or Angel

[abcchoice37]

why is he a dickhead? First off he is in a physically exhausting position second he is being ridiculed on a deep level.

[MultipleScrotum]

You are right, the haters here are just a bunch of sad souls.

[Tre404]

...said the guy who calls himself "Multiple Scrotum." LOL!!

[MultipleScrotum]

that's right.

[Trainian]

my vote is for angel, blaine doesn't dress like a douche

[disgrl4]

I bet all those people around him are his Blainetologists.

[JeffThunder]

He turned himself almost completely right side up by releasing one leg at a time.

[queenbling78]

man they show the guys face for who the dog is that sucks

[heymanhaha]

another cameramen on the spot filmed it. that's why.

Hope you aren't so crushed

[rcpedersen01]

Dangling douche bag indeed

[keeno9974]

Who's the "STIFF" with the suit in the back ground?

[sheilagirl70]

LMAO! I was wondering the same thing!

[prezmonk]

someone I'd love to punch in the suckhole.

[demerc]

he was telling the truth for once! the real david blaine was walking away at the end with the baseball cap!

[HRVTD]

he failed hardbody find it on the net he kept getting up i saw him he didnt even hang upside down half the time he was on his feet taking a piss for 20 mins at a time lol then he failed his ending hanging on ballons floating away and people got pissed cause he got caught

[TeenagexxGraffiti]

hey did he succeed in this hanging thing? or did he give up?

[psykojose]

blain has totally lost it... and his marbles too.

[velvetrubies]

who the hell r those serious men in suits? They swear they're the secret service... Give me a break!

[Orelion]

Haha, David Blaine is real nice!

[hellraiza81]

Blane just does alot of stupid shit.

[oscarsurf311]

he is coool !!!!

[BigPimp14]

lol the dangling douchebag trick

[tkodawg9]

david blaine=FRAUD!

[alyssah98]

That was sooooooooooo funny

[Shadowdogg]

only in america could people be impressed with this. no wonder he doesn't wanna do it in london no more. Last time that happened people with toy aeroplanes were teasing him with hanging hamburgers from it

[Mortskcab]

Thats because you brits suck, your nothing but snobs with fucked up teeth..... almost no one here in america thinks david blaine is cool we think he is a loser too......

[Shadowdogg]

and yanks are nothing but over patriotic arrogant prick? if you agree with that i will agree with yours.

[ilovecolinandbrad]

..I like David Blane...

[dtadeo2006]

"im real, everybody's real, the audience's boredom is real" lol

[gilmorw]

triumph should have his own tv show

[vic3003]

David Blaine was really being a good sport about it, they sure had fun with it, I'm always glad to see that.

[coal1987]

true that

[JuicyPrincess247]

thanx for posting this!!!

i loooooooooove triumph!

[hubbabubbame]

look for it on nbc beacuse it shows more

[chanceturcotte]

Wow! A fan video of Robert Smigel unedited as Triumph is still freaking amazing! He has his own music album but why this dog doesn't have a freaking movie yet is beyond me!!!

[INDAGRO]

DAVID BLAINE , WHAT A MORON !!