1,000,000 Subscribers!!!

[11Yoyoking]

@isaacfong100 That's the joke

[isaacfong100]

did anthony kill that guy?

[randomguy2show]

I CAN MAKE WAFFLES!!!

U CANT BEAT THAT !!!!

[PeirceLuva]

ok, my reseme, (i spelt that wrong)

i can type fast,

i am good at making accounts,

my hands dont get torn up

i love smosh

I CAN DO CARTWHEEL

um, i suscribed myself

And i can get u 20,000 real people suscribers.

[coconut4595]

I can cook tacos

[SupaWillis]

I CAN DO CATWHEEL!

[fartalord]

i love my mommy

[TheJeffersonMD]

I want that bloody torn up shirt that Anthony is wearing!

[SuperDeminator]

Hello I am an a plus student who watches smosh and I would be grate for the job

[legonerfrocks555]

i want to work with you

[deadpool2596]

i want that smoshface shirt >:(

[niekje183]

0:11 MIME FAIL!

[Awesomegirl1262]

resume: please dont kill me... o.o

[annoyingorange12able]

That's cruel...

[HeyTaylah100]

I CAN DO CARTWHEEL!!!

Bang!

He no do cartwheels no more....

[brittanylolkitty]

Phoung can do cartwheel

[brittanylolkitty]

Now its 4,000,000 !!

[xNyanCatManx]

Name: ima wiener

Born: jan 24th

Specializes in: clicking

I think I'd be perfect for this job

[sargedannyboy]

I can do 999999999999999999999909009999­9999999999999 suscribes

[cludbud101]

i can do 6 subscibs

[gainfulldeath02]

CAN I TAKE THE JOB!!! I CAN DO HANDSTAND!!!

[CubLoveAlways143]

Fwong-3

[StaggeringSwagga]

Random Funny Gay Asian: I can do cartwheeeel!

[otis22221]

I would definatly work for them

[TheAdrian361]

WTF is a resimay jk

[zombiebrothers911]

thats funny ps i can do cartwheels!

[wisslan99]

I WANT THAT JOB!!!

[Xkevinkevin]

Smosh is AWESOME, i wanna work for smosh :D But too bad nobody knows where the hell am i B)

[vcihiethea]

omg i would love to work with smosh and help them in anyway possible.I'm a sri lankan but i hv a special talent that myt come in handy,i am the best when it comes to altering songs to change what they are about ,i only uploaded 1 so far and i based it on the pokemon theme song revnege that smosh made ,but its about megaupload, and about how obama banned megaupload.so please smosh.PICK ME

[Nathanww11]

@TheAbhitv

[TheScreamfan4ever]

@kidiest4president fuck u then get off their video

[ROBLOXshawn1324]

Can I Have The Job? I CAN MAKE BURGERS AND COOKIES!!!!

[torbotax]

I CAN DO CARTWHEEL!!!

[sexysquidward1]

My resumeちまぬまたなたあかならなあま(^-^)/、たやに­かはぬpartymouse pillomeowX〇心回豳义火甘尘囧那たやあはにวลเาา­คจาพจเทรเเาดㅁ렁ㅇ. ㅗ뤃률ㄴ펑ㅍ

[fuckyou24653]

my resume i got a 25 killstreak and a nuke on call of duty

[Rush4932]

I can do cartwheel...... Bang bang bang , lol these guys are epic

[TheAbhitv]

IPAD2 GIVEAWAY ON MY CHANNEL!!!

[DJxMONTAGE]

I like balls um i sweat a lot and i want that job so bad! :D

[caydub9]

my resume... i dont know wat a resume is

[prettypantz1]

My Life in 4 words: I can do cartwheel!

[LukeDude759]

@prettypantz1 My life in 4 words: I fail at cartwheel!

[TheFuzzyguy4]

I can do YAMUM

[whiteboyfranco]

Haha is the guy really dead XD

[theaceman1000]

@whiteboyfranco yes.big fire.

[794boomboom]

cheater !

[xB3STxSNIP3Rx]

i can do cartwheel

[Mrjackryan008]

worked in a taco truck for 9 years and never saw light, or air, so i can do anything but cartwheels

[dixiebasweetie]

Did you really kill that guy?

[AlexiSevenfold]

@dixiebasweetie are you actually retarded ?

[kidiest4president]

i hate smoshhhh forever



[lovessweetsful]

@kidiest4president then y r u watchin their video HYPOCRITE

[darkmetamario]

@kidiest4presiden so WHY IN THE FUCK YOU RE watching the videos of smosh you know what!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!

[TheAmimies]

What if the majority of your subscribers was 1 person

[simpsonmania18]

I like how the number of subs is four times bigger now

[TakerTV1]

My Resume I can D A Cartwheel Breakdance and i dont swim water wants to be around me

MY NAME IS CHUCK CHUCK NORRIS

[LOLgirl5041]

Resume: I'm Nina and I'm 21 years old I live in Miami and I would love to work with u guys.

FAKE RESUME!!!!! But I looove smosh!

[blakecolefoster]

I would like apply smosh is fire trucking awesome

[kryhappy96]

i can do cartwheel

[legoize]

I can do letters

[wwereymysterio2345]

i can eat a family sized pizza by myself

[Dsipro1]

I would like to apply!!! XD

[RafielShadox]

i can do handstand!

[unicornzarecool]

My resume (or CV i live in the UK): i can summon unicorns with my awesome powers that can turn giraffes into flaming watermelons

[ilovecupcakes45]

I can bring a lot of fake mustaches,,,

[philli889]

4,241,108 subscribers later

[WorldsCast]

I CAN DO CARTWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

(gunshot) (gunshot)

[MrMusicstar24]

I want to be a smosh member

[Mindlessbob123]

I want to apply

[wallit12345]

o my gawd i wanna be in smosh! thumbs up if u do 2!

[MrANIBHAT]

Lol these guys are just too funny

:)

[TheMagicFisher5]

That Asian was my neighbor...



[greysest]

ICan doCARTWHEEL

[dragonboy5841]

why do you kill fat/ass japinees man i do kartwheel

[funnychili123]

Pizza! 0_0

[wisegoblin3]

I want to apply my name is Sebastian hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I like pie lol:) omg I have a psp hahahahahahahahahaha

[damonsgirl13]

DAMMIT PHUONG!!!!!!!

[LTfunsize21]

I want to apply

[horseluva138]

I subscribed do i get a prize!?

[MrFleemer]

I farted



[doombutt]

hire me

[CubLoveAlways143]

Ian looks cute(:

[superhappyfuntime26]

MY NAME IS TOM JONES

I LIKE SMOSH

I HAVE A YOUTUBE

I HAVE AN XBOX

I HAVE A D**K

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYY

[marre1234567891011]

now when i writing this comment you have 2 414 470 subs

[211Appolo]

Thumps up if you were subscribed before 1000000

[iloveursis]

slave create accounts bloody hands peepee

[nicnacthegreat]

lol (only comment)

[MsEmogirlXX]

thumbs up if you think Anothys fit xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Monstory]

LOL. This was hilarious. Love your videos!

[Lamchops491]

0:26 i can do cartwheel!!!!!

[shinymanish]

my name is bob jones

i live in 1234 st. street

i am sometimes purple

i have a pet anacondapegacorndogfishcatshar­ksquidoctapusdeer

[DERFINATOR123]

O K this is it, what i have accomplished in life is watch every single smosh video ever made and i mean EVER

[Jih02ify]

I'll sign up plz!

[xxdarknight578]

I'll sign up for the job lol

[Jmouser10]

LOL Turn on Transcribe Audio at 0:13

[smashit6]

do u hire 12 year old

[EvelioandZgroup2]

you guys already passed fred (who Hasn't?)

[TheVickersTV]

i would love too work for you you guys how old!

[Jslayer261]

Do you hire fetus'?

[gamer22135]

keep on pressing 6 for I CAN DO CARTWHEEL!

[TheJjSQUAREpants]

Do you hire 11 YEAR OLDS?

[Bleachaddict123]

@TheJjSQUAREpants yeah

[Gigigiritina]

So how many smosh fans are there?

[goldifying]

@Gigigiritina OVER 9000!

[TheBobiscool2]

haha keep pressing 3

[43Copenhagen]

If you don't hire me, i will find you mwuahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Thinkypinky999]

I can do cartwheel!!!

[emoracoonhat123]

I would take job as Anthony sex slave o:

[xxkillaxx824]

My resume: "I can do cartwheel"

[modman364]

hi



[DaRcKrAsH1]

do you need a colombian for drugs traffic

[jostruble]

hey your videos are so cool

[HigherRockFlimZ]

Thumbs Up if u want to register a job from smosh and help them sub

[AnnaHeey]

@HigherRockFlimZ I think there already have somebody because it is from 2009. :P

[PopularSongLyrics4U]

press 9 really fast and you'll see anthony flip you off!

[TheConner907]

I pressed 6 on my iPad and nothin happend You lied to me now me call asain friend and gang up on u

[pickledrainbowponies]

hey i would do anything for you guys i you to hire me for you new job opening i don't take up too much space i could sleep next to barber shop pole in the garage hire me please!!!!!!!!!?

[ethancroot]

Why does it say this was uploaded on the 23rd of December 2011?

[greysest]

I love you guys video I my youtube name is greysest

[Nukeboster115]

I can do cartwheel

[FreshAlexisJimenez]

Meeeee

[beymaster123ful]

omg

ian is soo freaked out like crazy

[XCharizardDestroyerX]

press 6 for i can do cartwheel

[MrCoolguy9873]

I subscribed

[justinnator739]

At the guy who said Smosh is a monster

FIRETRUCK U!!!!! @smosh u r awesome!

[danioliable]

almost 5 millions already... what kind of monster have we created

[anGE96DeMOn]

I'm Here for UberHaxorNova... ._.

I LOVE SMOSH TOO!

[Eastlakepanther56]

Ian kinda looks like xJaws/ Sam... If u want to compare check out xJaws channel

[UnlaeD]

And Some Girls That have No Boy Friend they love that and the g.a.y ppl only this Guys how love them Really and kids love them Cuz Food Battle i don't Really know how they love something so Idiot like that ... etc

[00ir]

@UnlaeD in english?

[00ir]

@UnlaeD also its obvious that you're jealous

[UnlaeD]

yeah all guys that love smosh is Kids on 13 or 14 or 15 Because wat they do is so idiot and only Cuz love that like Cartoons

[jackiemm1]

I'm 12 and I can't do cartwheel but I can babysit!!! Btw I'm effin amazing. 😝 see you can't do that with your sucky key boards hahaha

[UberPwnage72]

Dick

[UberPwnage72]

:putnam:

[hotblue2500]

i can do a cartwheel!!!!!!!!!;)

[007tonyitalian]

I CAN DO A CARTWHEEL!!!!! lMFAO!!!

[mrteddyisawesome]

Lol at :44

[devito456]

Ha! I was just looking through all these comments and realized that most of your fans are little kids! LOL

[natalina299]

no matter how short thier video is its still hilarious

[NEGRITAYNANO]

press 6 for cartwheel

[cannonpenis11]

press 4 and anthony is showing cartwheel guy his d!#* and is saying ewwww

[CaliPanarica]

Do u hire 13 year olds??

[sauler157]

@nesyblake no one cares now I CAN DO CARTWHEEL

[BLANKWARSHOTx]

I CAN DO CARTWHEEL!!!!

[MegaUndertakerfan1]

im 12 and i really like smosh but idont think youll hire me cuz i have jra juvenile rheumatoid arthritis

[nesyblake]

Here's my resume

Name(s): Nesy, Nesceda, Nes

Age: I'm 13 in April

Awesome facts: I'm 4"11. I'm fricken crazy. I love to make videos. And I love Smosh so fricken MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefulkboy]

@FTWMoonwalker

[motter6pack123]

:putnam:

[motter6pack123]

my name is hannah im 9 yrs old and i would love to zwork for u but my family would have to move to

[theDOMOMANATEE]

pedobear face =l



[HiPewiE]

Fach tha police

[hellokittyminiguru]

:Putnam:

[applekhor1]

i have $1000000000000000000000000 and im good at acting my name is billy bob joe with bannanna sauce

[vampierbabe97]

Hey I'm sexy so u should pick me so ya hehehe

[loppen297]

My Application

Name: loppen297

gsce's`? dont know

age:14

this could be so awsome to make some videos with you guys!

[RinneganGuy]

ID like a job.

[UltimateGamingHut]

My Application

Name:UltimateGamingHut

Gsce's:21

Age:19

LOOL

[thekillers6191]

That "arrow to the knee" joke is so f!!!!!!g old

[Joeljoshuabobby]

Fuck awsome

[assassin1303]

@bagpipesrule1 i was

|

^

[assassin1303]

@1superMADpickle .

[bobafett979]

Ey Ima good worker il help in anything

[bobafett979]

@flipnotejoe11 Wat is it?

[Mrslightlystupid1]

I was going to subscribe... But then I took an arrow to the knee

[nickipod1]

Lol

Ps I like tranes

Pps I carnt spele

[1be1231]

i can do cart wheel!!!

[banjoman808]

Name Siri

[nickyrox1221]

My name is : BOB

Likes : Flamingos , Tacos , Smosh , Resumes

Dislikes : Dramatic Horror Films

Jobs : Helping Ian's Mom Get Fit

Cutting Ian's hair 2 be permanently bowl shaped The End

[flipnotejoe11]

my job thing

my name is ians mom

i worked at a buger king

i know all your secrets so you better let me work for you guys 

[flipnotejoe11]

@flipnotejoe11 oh and i can do a cartwheel

[MrMegaSpaghettiman]

Resume:



[EpicWierdo]

I want to work for smosh!!

[doggymadful]

I watched about all of smoshes videos

[LoveMyUnusual]

@Aquarius2emma lol

[Aquarius2emma]

Is "I've got boobs" an acceptable ressume??

[jailbreak00me]

@GameMasterz65 Lol

[jailbreak00me]

I am 24 can be awesome (NoT AS MUCH AS SMOSH OF COURSE) will make 10,000 accounts for you already made 21 and all subscribed on all of them pick me I'll work for you

[132eeyore]

i would like to apply XD smosh is awesome

[Berto0071000]

i wanna work for smosh