Twilight Theme Song

[Lolaatske]

NO!!!!! They have also maimed twilight!!!

[rebcary1000]

lol



[lilpimpdallas100]

what the f**k



[AssassinRavenCherry]

ok 1 that girl is WAY better looking the bella and 2 your right bella is always bleeding in some way

[loveyouubaby1000]

That isnt a bad video like if you agree

[j2late321]

ummmm not the best tune to do this BUT HARRY POTTER ROCKS

[lauriiitaaa96]

@j2late321 Aw yeah! :)

[snakeanium]

@lauriiitaaa96 Maybe because you don't want to be the uninformed jerk who bashes Twilight without knowing the basics. Bella is a twisted freak who is stuck between beastiality and necrophilia.

[lauriiitaaa96]

@snakeanium EPIC WIN. I hate them, they are dumb teenagers who love a stupid saga about an sparkling gay fairy and a retarded dog.

[ALICELOVERable]

The Guy that is singing is creepy

[MotherGothelFan01]

"look at this hair, check out my chest" lmao

[rockyoursoul2001]

team jacob

[lauriiitaaa96]

Why the hell am I watching this?! xDDD

ah, I hate twilight.

[themrsbabycakes]

idk which one is worse rebecca black or this

[balletandtap1]

This isn't bella's lullaby it is the lion feel in love with the lamb. Get your facts straight.

[ahhnoname1]

@balletandtap1 that is true but the lamb was on the lions trail in that shes the one looking up stuff and being obsessed with edward before she knew he was a vampire so techniqually he is right

[TheMrRandomization]

the most fuked up video on youtube

[cheddarshow]

twilight has a theme song? dafuq?

[bobbybobbobist]

if you were smart you'd stay away, I just said that, from him, from me. LOLL

[igotanswers101]

WTF

[kevinram10]

At the end on bellas hair was fizzin so u can tell she was in front of a green screen

[rayray2996]

TEAM EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!! he is a total hottie

[angeldevil1305]

@rayray2996 no team jacob r u stupid or somthing

[BeEvil13]

your like a body part buffia

lol

[BeEvil13]

i like vampires suck at the end lol

the girl go's like team jacob b**** then nocks edward out with a shovle

lol

[Lollefant]

Bella shouldn't make any facial expressions to make it more twilight-like, like a corpse with a really bad botox-face.

[naomima110]

Lord of the Rings, please!!!

[BeEvil13]

@naomima110 i love lord of the rings golom is creepy though

[bengalprincess1]

my fav part: 0:44

[capgurken]

This is a hard tune to get stuck into my head, but now I can't stop hearing it, thanks to goldentusk!

[wickedpheonix1995]

"You and your artery bouquet." LOL XD

[pennycolley]

team edward!

[thehalfblodprincess]

the best video ever! x'D

[SHHSquirrel]

It would be far more realistic if the chick kept only one facial expression throughout the whole video

[minidobsy1]

He looks more like Carlile than Edward.

[misskennedyxo]

ha love the hair edward. this was a hard song to do a parody to. mayb u should do another with a diff song. im not a twilight fan but thought it would be funny to see this. my fav was the hp one of course

[TheTasmainiandevil]

Dude, how did you get that glitter off your face afterwards? o.O Glitter is impossible to get off D:<

[WhatDrySpell]

This is stupid as shit..

[bonniecfc2004]

lmao soooo funny

[MissezJay101]

Look at this hair check out my chest I am the best lol

[FilipinoBleachCandy8]

SPARKEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL 

[Dragonaair]

@TheGosbubblan Prepare for a longish post lol.

- Bella is a Mary-Sue, basically a really bland character with little personality. She is a self-insert. She's also very dependent on men (can't do anything without Edward, etc...)

- Edward is possesive & a 'flawless' character.

- The storyline is boring (to me) & most of the rules set in the story are broken by the end of the book.

- There's lots of grammatical errors & too much use of the thesaurus.

I have more reasons but I've run out of room.

[MRSmaryann54321]

0:29 she kinda looks like Kristen Stewart from the side

[becca12380]

you should put the song into lyrics to

[IamLordVoldey]

I love how even in twilight, the top comment is a reference to avpm....

[anni25ful]

0:56 is one of the best parts

[MsMyziz]

TEAM EDWARD!<3

[Dragonaair]

@TheGosbubblan Actually there are *plenty* of reasons to hate Twilight. Legitimate ones.

[TheGosbubblan]

@Dragonaair Well, now I am curious, what are the reasons?

[hermione112000]

it's bella's lullaby not the theme song but still it's awesome

[Pyrowman]

TEAM GOLDENTUSK FTW

[TheGosbubblan]

But I think this song is funny, even if everyone is a bit out of character...

[TheGosbubblan]

I really like twilight, and it's nothing wrong with that. The books are great. It's okay if you don't like them, everybody can't like everything, but I don't think anyone actually hate twilight, cause there are no reason. Do you hate every book you read that you don't like? If you hate twilight you hate it only because other people love it so much, and I think that is a very weird reason to hate something for...

[MrMatto91]

team tylers van. seriously it was that close. 

[willdoni1]

eduard and jacob are the same person?

[RWBn00b]

That low tone might just be among the best things I've heard. Does Golden tusk pull anything like that in any of his other videos? I know that Pirates of the Caribbean is really low, but except that?

[mrwuepa2011]

Ya a bunch of hater. . . But hey wats inst a GOOD MOVIE without haters

[Iamgueneapig]

is he superman?

[sweetpeasmile]

 twilight sucks. This song is better then twilight.

[caitline22]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha funny

[FINjoke]

Bellas face in 1:56 is hilarious =D

[alexlovewlr]

oh get a life ppl twilights amazing

[RWBn00b]

@alexlovewlr

...If you're into sociopaths being codependent and like stalkers. Bella and Edward both fit that bill.

[sugarpuppy26]

TEAM JACOB!

[ElizabethShouts]

I'm being smart and staying away from Twilight..

[spammanism]

i was forced to watch twilight in italian class, in italian. while the theme was playing, i was thinking of these lyrics

[bryan050593]

Team guy that almost hit bella with his car

[Denarpsaurus]

I think Edward stole that Captin Jack Harkness's coat...O_O

[katyinuyasha123456]

i do not like twilight. i'm sorry but vampire's do not gillter in the sun. it is way to weird.

[ScenalStrawberry]

wait, kristin has to much emotion

[Aphroditeandsheba]

OK I love both Harry potter and Twilight, Harry Potter way more, But I found this still very funny! I might listen to it again!

[carlyf2010]

this was kinda sad and really stupid but i love the real twilight insted 

[ali01395]

you ruined the perfect theme song of bellas luliby UGHHH

[Alexbfd94]

@ali01395 Haters gonna hate.

[thegirlwhohatesrap]

Yeah, but she's not smart...

[smc11able]

Harry Potter prob loves this!:0....yea, he loves it

[mathgomezfilms]

TEAM EDWARD!!!!

[mathgomezfilms]

ONE M0:00RE TIME!!!!!!

[SeattleSportsFanic]

VAMPIRES DON'T GLITTER!! WHAT THE HELL?!

[AnneMarieIsHere]

@SeattleSportsFanic Watch the movie -.-

[blackbeardteach9711]

dang jacob looks like my boyfriend 0_0

[HarryPotterPrincesS7]

omg the freeking low note at like 2:02 is like totally awsome!

[HarryPotterPrincesS7]

team (wait 4 it ) HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!

[OptimusPrimeFan10]

Team Anti-Twilight ! :D

[NuGhost]

Go Team Mustache Dad!

[liamconnolly33]

she is trying too hard to try and not laugh

[moonylupin1]

"check out my chest" lol

[paigesumi]

PIC team JASPER ftw

[bryan050593]

team blade, motherfuckers

[Euphoniumlover24]

Artery bouquet. bahahaha

[H0L0S]

So the epic battle that everyone is worried about is the epic battle between beastiality and necrophilia HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLL

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE-NO -_-

[cookiemonster5is]

eddward: i dont seem 17 years old

bella: pedo!

[balanceuser]

Team BELLA!!!!!!!

[MsMyziz]

IM TEAM EDWARD OFC!!

[skydor1]

funny girl jajaaja

[mathgomezfilms]

edward is the best!!!!!!!

[Alexantendo]

Teaneck Edward

[tubey461]

lol



[thespiderrat1]

The Jacob (with his hair cut) in this video is actually pretty cute ;)

[awtygirtlx]

I am wondering what happens to Jacobs clothes when he turns into a wolf.

[JaysMyBabe]

This is actually really cute...I'n not a huge fan of Twilight, but I actually rally liked this. ^^

[Iamgueneapig]

team falcon punch

[spammanism]

TEAM BELMONT

[apple123456789LOL]

lol twilight suckssssss

[Bedsorian]

team jacob rock!!

[twihard67361]

love your videos

[Abbiina]

Artery bouquet xD LMFAO!

[Solianna71]

Meh.

That all I have to say so I'll say it again.

MEH.

[TheNipplesofGod]

I'm on team fuck this shit

[HafKirman789]

I is werewolf

[melimurph]

you need two better looking guys dude dont wear a wig just leave the hair normal and gel it ughh :(

[OhSoHumerus]

Nice singing!

[51nw]

Kelen Coleman is so gorgeous, she's an angel!

[chicagosportfan]

and he is a true vampire

[chicagosportfan]

team dracula because he can kick both there asses :)

[HimeSuomi]

I know alla the words!

You have written the lyricks well.

Keep on the good work!

[Wrash16]

This was better than the entire movie :)

[pingufree]

@Wrash16 oh come on, i was like that at first too, but twilight is a cool movie, i hated it before i watched it.

[Wrash16]

@pingufree I watched the movies and they are fucking horrible. It is about a girl's choice between beastiality and necrophilia. How the hell is that a cool movie?

[FanFickChick1992]

"We're allstars now. At the dog show."

[ringo4eva1]

Edward turned into Alfred Molina.

[thereddeadmaster]

lol 0:58

[iheartslashers]

XD the very first line fails because the Twilight vamps dont have vangs, just venom over their teeth.

[jacob998792]

Edward can't get that deep at 53 sec to 58 sec.

[Zepikness]

I love how it looked like he dumped five bags of glitter on his face.

[FastEyeStudios]

Team Voldemort(He Who Shall Not Be Named)!!!!!

[Surebro0]

This movie SUCKS 2 sausages

[ThePirateTwinkie]

holy shit that chick looks exactly like me

[ALFfan4ever]

I'm on Team Belmont.

[bulc96]

Team Goldentusk

[IamShaoKahn91]

I'm on Team Blade.

[KakoriChan92]

Wow 139 people have no sense of humor. Anyways twilight sucks.

Robert Pattinson is a faggot. :D

This was awesome!

[ValforWing]

Team Alucard!

[JadeTubeXx]

"My daddy says, I am the best, look at my hair, check out my chest." lol

[BEANYGIANT1]

i'm on team spike

[Killercomma]

@BEANYGIANT1 ANGELUS DAMN YOU ANGELUS DON't make me release him on you

[BEANYGIANT1]

@Killercomma. dude i mean from buffy the vampire slayer

[BEANYGIANT1]

@Killercomma so by that your on team angel if i offended you i apolegize

[TheArcadianKing]

Team Strahd!

[ilikepie219]

this girl would have been better then kristin stewert

[SixtailShadow]

Team Dumbledore!

[PSNWERT500]

@SixtailShadow LMAO

[mathgomezfilms]

@SixtailShadow :) XD XXDXDXXDXXXXXXXXX

[Famixguy]

@SixtailShadow Rolling on the floor laugh ing out loud nonstop till death

[elanor2006]

Team Angel and Team Buffy destroying Team Twilight! Awesome parody! love it!

[StarWarsObsession42]

is finding slef singing this version when listening to piano... o.O

[Mixmancory]

its does pop up where the hell does his cloths go when he goes wolf........

[killbetokill]

Team Van-Helsing?

[calvinandhobbes730]

bella only wants 2 choises beastiality or necrophilia

[Zepikness]

Twilight has such lame theme.

[NateD91]

he doesn't have fangs 

[sokkerfreak71]

i played bace ball in the rain befor lol

[chicagosportfan]

team dracula

[blackknighthater123]

Team Norris!!!

[Emmaxx96]

@blackknighthater123 good one :L

[StarWarsObsession42]

Very funny xD

[jiragon12345]

Team Edward

[kartheron22135]

Is anyone on Team Guy Who Almost Hit Bella With A Car?

[wildCATcanACT]

@kartheron22135

Team Wooden Stake

[vivalabam20091]

@kartheron22135 Edward 

[FurysAngel1n2]

@kartheron22135 Team Tyler that's what its called I think that's what my friend told me haha xD

[MrPJD18]

@kartheron22135 it's a shame he didn't almost hit ALL the characters with that car. >.> ..... actually, it's a shame he didn't HIT all the characters with that car! XD that would have been a great way to end the series!! lol

[HaxTubePoop]

@kartheron22135 I dont think you gave birth, you have been defecated. look my lizard! look!..

[MrDOKTORSTAR]

Довольно хорошое видео

[TheHPExperiment]

Bella's earbuds are in the wrong ears.......

?

[NataSsaj]

Thumbs up if you think Buffy should kill Edward.

[UriyaSukiyura]

Fuck Team Edward... I'm on Team Lestat. Mm-mm!

[thepacosanchezz]

Team Hermione!

[chicagosportfan]

fuck team edward. Iam on team dracula the true badass vampire.

[77BlueNinja]

this stuff is gay