Project: Rant - RANT 069: To The Guy Who Farted In Queen Soopers

[VideoUpdate7]

LOLZ I can't believe it. Chill to all the haters. Get a life. This is by far the most watched and

commented on video by project rant. The reason so many of you are hatin' cause you know that's what you like to do! BUSTED! Hilah you ROCK BABE!

[wotasod]

The Fart ? the fart is a wonderful thing, it gives the body ease, it warms the bed on frosty nights and suffocates the fleas.

[Jason99942]

Super cute. Nice eyes.

[guitarbeast777]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPTT !

[tehpewpew420]

Farting whenever, wherever is a freedom no one can take from me and i intend to enjoy this freedom and exercise it whenever possible.

[donottake]

Lady, people fart in that store all the time. I bet you farted there also. Calm down and get over it.

[wolfishhippo]

i bet you thought this rant was good

NOPE

[Thegoldstarman]

crazy bitch make me a sammich i dont want to hear your bullshit

[ProjectRANT]

@Thegoldstarman Yeah, that was original. 

[Thegoldstarman]

@ProjectRANT YEAH AND its real original to see a stupid hipster bitch complaining and acting kooky begging for attention like we give a fuck

[ProjectRANT]

@Thegoldstarman At least your comments are consistently dull and unimaginative. You've got that going for you.

[Thegoldstarman]

@ProjectRANT yeah smart ass me and over 2500 people disliked this crap , dull and unimaginative ? cos it is so exciting and intresting to hear some boring ugly plain Jane talking about farts , hey forget movies why dont they just put your crap in the theaters ? bullshit

[ProjectRANT]

@Thegoldstarman And about 3500 people liked this crap. Also, if you haven't realized this show is based off of rants we find online. If you took a minute to understand why we make the show, maybe you'd get the humor. Unfortunately, that means you have to read AND comprehend something. Good luck with that.

[jpeditor]

@Thegoldstarman it's called ACTING you jackwad. Next time read the description / comments before you click play.

Go take a shower, wash out your mouth and come back when you grow up.

IN TWENTY YEARS

Oh wait, I just figured out why you're complaining.

She's talking about YOU!

[Mbl1234]

it's rant 69. bwahaha.

[14ocie]

...this like isn't funny.....

[awesomeness19901]

Wow you don't have to through a hissy fit. Maybe he had a disease or something you big jerk. That stuff happens all the time it's natural. You fart. I fart. Everyone farts!

[AmariChan]

Does anyone else think she looks like Lisa Kudrow from Friends?

[tialovesartichokes]

Thanks to this hilarious rant, it made me slightly grossed out when I shopped at this specific store. Ha denver I love you.

[bludragonfly180]

apparently 2,555 people have absolutely no sense of humor. this is one of the best project rants i've seen. rock on, hilah!

[Thegoldstarman]

@bludragonfly180 you suck big fat diseased penis!!!!

[IMaDEM0N]

Why does she have to be such an UNLIVABLE BITCH about it?!? You know what, GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING TRUST FUND BABY HUSBAND WHO PLAYED SOME FUCKING FRUIT SPORT IN HIGH SCHOOL LIKE FUCKING GOLF CLUB, & WHO GOT A FUCKING FREE RIDE ALL THROUGH IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE SO HE COULD BE PLACED IN A HIGH PAYING JOB DOING NOTHING MORE THEN A COLLEGE KID IN A CALL CENTER DOES, USING NONE OF HIS IVY LEAGUE EDUCATION, BRINGING HOME BIG PAYCHECKS TO YOU SO YOU CAN DRIVE YOUR SOCCER MOM SUV & GET PLASTIC SURGERY!!

[SweetSodaChick]

@IMaDEM0N Yeah, she looks really rich. With her...red wifebeater, and uh, that really designer-looking headband she's got. And those tile walls look like they cost a ton.

She's sure livin' the dream.

[bluexqueen]

@IMaDEM0N Why do you have to be such an UNBELIEVABLE IGNORANT DICK about it? You know what, IT IS ACTING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BULLSHIT IN YOUR COMMENT THAT HAS NO RELATION TO THE TOPIC WHATSOEVER!

[nicholsml]

Thumbs up if you think some dude needs to bitch slap his wife more often.

[BigAndTall666]

Hilah is the queen B! :-*

[josephmlong]

Why are there so many dislikes???? This is one of my favorite rants :D

[XmojotronX]

i have a hard time controlling my boners

[1954agb]

Suggestion: type in a search for anything regarding our soldiers in Iraq or Afghanstan, then tell us how "terrible" you've got it....get real

[LadyLotus74]

I think she looks just like Uma Thurman with brown hair.

[xBwahx]

@LadyLotus74 omg yes! I thought i was the only one who thought that :P

[LadyLotus74]

@xBwahx I couldn't help thinking that. It's probably because I've watched Kill Bill so many times I can't even count. :-)

[Saradomagic]

She's a keeper

[jtack19791]

My all time favorite rant! fucking hilarious!

[PetefromTn]

funny ad, hot chick, babe, you're beautiful!! peace

[laughingwarrior]

How does my ass Taste num num nummin on it lol

[bubblelove3089]

i feel like this is about my dad...

[Calomante]

@bubblelove3089 does your dad fart loud in public?

[9Rhue]

I don't say excuse cause I want to blame it on U. lol

[CrazyV1deos]

You don't have to be a bitch about it, why don't you rant about the time you got a sex change. EVERYBODY ATTENTION: a tranny can easily fool you, don't whack off to her fake tits XD YOUR WHACKING OFF TO A PROSTHETIC DICK XD XD

[awesomeness19901]

hahahahahahahaha 1:32

[JerichoDitch2]

you could drive a freight train up one of those nostrils... no wonder she smelled the fart .....

[14ocie]

.......funny.

[ProjectRANT]

@SuperMegaUberGenius For someone claiming to be a super mega uber genius, you sure could use some education regarding proper use of quotation marks. Thanks for watching!

[rawj777]

She can fart on me if she wants.

[wegetitpoppinb00123]

hahahaha!!!!!!!this is hilarious!!!!but yet its also true!!haha!!!

[boxman0924]

I dont know why everyone is posting hate comments here...in my opinion she is good looking and very good actress and this clip makes me laugh everytime I watch it!!!!!!!!!

[jublywubly]

I've seen this clip before, but seeing the thumbnail, I had to come back for another look at the delightful Hilah Johnson. :-D

[DontEvenTryItSucka]

...was this in Northern Colorado?! Tha might have been me. Sorry... LOL!

[tutz182]

make me a sandwich bitch !

[lordszaman]

I'm not impressed at all

[Scanjoon]

She is quite funny and a very cute girl

[MrJingjong]

Hilah, you rock my socks.

[anselmovieira]

ô fia, quem tá preso quer sair!

[noaboa75]

miniscule fecal particles i somehow dont think would make it through his pants...

[Ted2864]

@noaboa75 Uh...that's how SMELL works!!! You idiot!!!! (Science) Do you think a little bee flies out of your nose and into his pants, gathers a small sample of 'pooped-air' and returns to deposite into the back of your nose, (next to your miniscule brain!?!?!?!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHH!!

(rant)

[noaboa75]

@Ted2864 you make it sound as if when people fart

little pieces of shit come out of their asshole into your nose

its just gasses. it makes no difference that they came out of somebody's ass

[Rffnsxy]

Why is there so many dislikes...

[younbaiat]

she's ugly.

[Ted2864]

@younbaiat Actually, she's pretty HOT!!

[EvilBunniexxx]

Who is this stupid bitch and what is she saying? At least your in the kitchen now make me a sandwich!

[quik876]

well the biggest thing I picked up was the fact that the dude didn't at least excuse himself, just like she said a gas attack can hit ya at any time (they hit me quite frequently, lol) but at least the dude coulda had the sack to excuse himself afterwards, no principals

[FredFlintStoneRox]

Women hold their farts for 2.5 years..this is why they rant.

[k77jones]

dirty.

[meticulousboy]

Bandal!

[bushman14]

take off your shirt!

[Poitza]

Holy crap, who pissed in your piccolo!? an average person farts several hundred times a day so he was probably just one out of 100 of persons that probably farted there that day!

[seriouslyWeird]

i want to buy a beer to the guy who farted

[DimStep17]

NEW MUSIC GROUP CAN DIN SKY

[slicksta89]

BAM!!! POISON UP IN YO BODY!

[MrFrag09]

I'm the guy who farted.

[MoosicandCritters]

@MrFrag09 Well, shame on you for spewing miniscule fecal particles all over the produce. LOL!!!!

[dutch8675309]

Very clever video and entertaining! Right on! I will promise to never let one rip anywhere near the produce isle...

[ToxicJoon]

:T

Of all the rants to promote, this one? D:

I'm disappointed, ProjectRant.

[ProjectRANT]

@ToxicJoon We didn't choose to promote it...

[iDjGio]

shutup bitch

[FR3DKRU3G3R]

LOLOLOLOL I never laughed so hard!!! *subscribed*

[Hakasian17]

i LoLZED

[DaemonGirl11]

she has big nostrils

[siponnilola]

@DaemonGirl11 hahahah.. yah.. but i would still do her.... probably sideways..

[DaemonGirl11]

@siponnilola

ew

[AnimeFanPan]

oh get over it =-=

[FerrariSorry]

lol @ this bitch having the body of a 60 year old. Shitty genetics ftl >=D

[om3gadagg3r]

This actress is brilliant and gorgeous!! Me LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Brandtalones]

Great job by this actress! 

[donnie41970]

well i sure wouldnt have farted if i didnt get so excited lol!

[life4sorrows1893]

I really like this actress. And she looks nice with brown hair

[MsTaylorswiftfan1234]

fuunyy



[pingpong1415]

for all those asking for a "point" to this video obviously doesnt understand what a "RANT" is... its just someone who's bitching about something, and its fucking hilarious! also, since when did half of the videos on Youtube have a "point" to them??

and for all of those complaining about boobs: did you really think a video called "To the guy who FARTED in Queen Soopers" was the best source to take the edge off of your hormone spikes...? ...stupid motherfuckers.

[HeyitsGab97]

LOL @ "You seemed like a high functioning member of society" and "It's not like your some old person who has no control over that!"

This was hilarious

[Dannyx33444]

wow well that was stupid

[godsofwars]

wow how old is she her boobs r kinda haggin really low :(

[stratcat250]

@godsofwars

Looks good to me :)

[hippojuice23]

@godsofwars au naturel baby!

[BerkeleyBuilt]

you have an obvious wig on.

[mastigoz]

lol i get the scarlet letter referenfe through the movie easy A XD

[IsMackinac]

How would you like to be married to her? All that glitters in not gold.

[8annie81]

this was the first rant i've ever seen. I STILL LOVE IT!!!!

[dannydajuice]

I used to wonder why people would do nasty things to another person's toothbrush if they were at the person's house but now I know why and this woman MUST wonder why hers tastes so funky all the time.

[DanceHelena138]

I did this as a monologue in my theatre class and took a germaphobe approach to it. Fun stuff.

[FistsOfTime]

i was just waiting for her to take her shirt off, then i realized i was on youtube.

[bomberfun1]

Just in case you didn't notice, there is a trend here, more and more people are not liking your video, and as a casual youtuber, i'll have to mention it to you - you are annoying, and a waste of space. I thought there would be boobs, but I was misled.

[lapua338]

Tattooed white trash girl goes off? Who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iluvcuinn32]

Oh, I think that was me...

[MrLt69812]

I like this even though it is scripted and done by an acting troupe it is amusing

[ProjectRANT]

@MrLt69812 Just FYI, this wasn't "scripted" - someone did take the time to write it, but they had no idea we would take it and make this. Thanks for watching!

[MrLt69812]

@ProjectRANT it still is very entertaining, good job

[ProjectRANT]

@MrLt69812 Thanks very much!

[walgar2]

This was a good use of my time. I feel smug and superior because I do NOT fart in the produce section. That is what the great outdoors are for. Keep up the good work!

Sincerely ... Walter Garbotz, Cambridge, Ontario, Canada

[adv9xx]

Whats the point of doing this video ? care to explain ?

[Jefgg]

I love this chick's boobies so much her wide nostrils don't even bother me. 

[AnnonymousGuest]

Everything will be alright. Hell....you're still BITCHIN' aint ya ? You dont care for Flatulance, I dont care for BITCHIN'. Life is good.

[clarencetoo1]

I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT THAT FARTING, LIKE HICCUPS, BELCHING, BLOWING YOUR NOSE, ETC. ARE NATURAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AND SHOULD NOT BE COMMENTED ON WHEN SOMEONE ALLOWS THEM TO HAPPEN IN PUBLIC. I THINK THAT YOU ARE JUST AN UPPER-MIDDLECLASS SPOILED BRAT THAT THINKS THE WORLD SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND YOU. GET INTO THE REAL WORLD SNOBBY!

[rflooker]

@ninlandon

please do go on, you are only digging a deeper hole for yourself :)

[ninlandon]

@rflooker what hole the one where ur mom does anal ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rflooker]

@ninlandon

lol no i am reporting you and your hate speech/harassment so the more you go on......

[rflooker]

@ninlandon

i am sure your family is proud .....

[rflooker]

@ninlandon

um i am not a woman (note the 'a') but i am glad you are having fun....

[rflooker]

@ninlandon

um you are not helping yourself at all....

[ramjam418]

bitch bitch bitch nag nag nag

[pinksugarganster]

hahaha did anyone notice that this video is #69?

[trailertrashrnr]

well she is in the right room now if she would just shut up and cook

[motelcalifornia]

Hey!! This is not the State of the Union Address!!!

[searchthewreckage]

Wow, completely ironic I see this video right after it happened to me at a similar establishment. Thank you for posting!

[johnrobison1]

I wait til the seafood dept that way you can blame weird smells on something else

[dreamtheaterfan39]

@johnrobison1 LMAO good idea!

[coglenngillis]

@dadecountyhustler305:

I watched this because it looked funny not to see some girls boobs. You're a dumbass.

[zullyroman]

her toothbrush has fecal particles i could faintly smell it in her video.

[dadecountyhustler305]

your boobs looked alot better in the thumbnail

[ProjectRANT]

@dadecountyhustler305 And your comment looked a lot better before you posted it. Thanks for watching!

[MoosicandCritters]

@ProjectRANT Good one! LOL!!! Agreed!

[Verification11]

LOL is it okay to fart public if i said " excuse me " before i fart ???

hahha ur so funny u made me smile ... mostly girls who try to be comedian suck bad !!!!

[BALIENCRIP]

@ProjectRANT makeing video because of farth, you seriously need a big fat dick, youtube is not enough

[ProjectRANT]

@BALIENCRIP Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you. And thanks for watching!

[rm250fan]

@ProjectRANT lol you always have better come backs than the idiots posting immature comments!

[hardenedman]

"looking like a seemingly high functioning member of society" <-- great line. I must have used that description at least a few times since watching this, thanks!

[spollitt75]

It's all about you huh. 

[elmerpickleyo]

This makes me laugh so fucking hard.

[ToHearISee]

cool

[babcockcole]

really how thw fuck can ppl find this funny this is a wast f my damn time!!!!!!!!!!!! wow just wow u ppl have no lifes

[babcockcole]

really how thw fuck can ppl find this funny this is a wast f my damn time!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NB5BHVL]

LMFAO ! I swear this women has to be my favorite of all the people that do the rants. I love the attitude

[troynov1965]

farts are hilarious!!!

[ProjectRANT]

@ninlandon You sound like a lot of porn spam we get. Do you write those?

[ProjectRANT]

@ninlandon That's funny because a man wrote the rant, but thanks for playing!

[ProjectRANT]

@ninlandon That's very original. Thanks for watching!

[waitingroom05]

sorry...this is not funny

[ProjectRANT]

@waitingroom05 It's OK, you don't have to apologize for not having a sense of humor. Thanks for watching!

[RonQE]

This gal has an unusually nice face. A sexy mouth, but especially a sexy nose and downright gorgeous eyes!

Too bad more women don't look like that!

[BoaFanMade]

Ignore the haters. You guys are amazing.

[ProjectRANT]

@BoaFanMade Thanks for the support, we really appreciate it!

[57bigjoe]

I will fart at any time any place,in front of anybody!

[492pete1]

When you fart with clothes on then you are not spraying fecal particles.Underwear acts as a fart filter to protect others from your fecal spray.

[rickbar123]

So what's her point ???

[sweetgirl4120]

so uhm I know this is not a real chat but.. Anyone up for some cam chat

[SummerSolstice500]

I think that guy might have been one of those guys who farts in public and puts it on Youtube.

[artrenai]

How can people say this is not funny... ?!

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@artrenai You're my new favorite fan. :) Thanks for watching.

[Andrew301]

Shouldn't it be actress?

[JustNess78]

hilah in a wig... cool! =)

[sebasg37]

Ok this is very stupid. Not a single second of fun.

"RANT 069: To The Guy Who Farted In Queen Soopers" = "and not a single fuck was given that day".

Are you aware that you actually wasted 1 minute and 40 seconds of your life and some more of editing and some more of whatever post edition stuff on a FART STORY. THIS IS STUPID.

[ProjectRANT]

@sebasg37 While we did put a lot of time and effort into a fart story it is actually much more interesting to see how much of other people's time we've wasted. Counting the number of times this has been played (just on YouTube) we are personally responsible for the loss of over 2,115 days, or approximately 5.8 years, to the human race. Yay us!

[PervAccount]

@ProjectRANT ha. 5.8 years. that's awesome!

[whiteliberal1]

@ProjectRANT I actually 'faved' this "PR" video. This actress is outstanding!

Keep up the Good Work.

[kramselab]

@ProjectRANT It's not a waste of time, whenever I want a laugh, this is my favorite rant.

[ProjectRANT]

@kramselab Thanks!

[NaziCheese]

You should pay closer attention to the title next time. : /

[adampiekary]

Damn she look ... strange... like an U.F.O damn

[NekoSavior]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa. Lol I took out the entire base section of our choir 30 men in thier prime and I brought them to thier knees. And I acted along with it. :()

[BMayhew60]

It was me and I remain unapologetic. If it makes you feel any better, I got a little stain from it.

[VitalSigns1]

This is fucking stupid and not very funny, as many people have already pointed out. Just thought I'd let you know.

[ProjectRANT]

@VitalSigns1 Thanks for taking the time to comment!

[magprob]

It was me. Please excuse me. No...wait a minute. You know what? I'll FART any damn place I want to. I'll FART in your Lemon Creme Pie if I want to. I just farted on the screen right on your lips. HA! So how do you like that?

[Lukefonfabre9]

these videos are awesome, but this one looked like a little more serious than it should be, sure the place was wrong to fart, but like normally if I fart by leaving the room, people stll hear me anyways. not everybody can be like most girls who try to come off as people who don't fart at all and succeed

[BreakingXs]

haha this is the one that got me hooked on project rant! =)

[RasMajnouni]

That time it was my daughter.She's 25.

[votejoe1]

this one is my favorite (:

[KashouCanavi]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah angryface blah blah blah

[ranger5230]

heh, I think she actually got turned on by this.