Homer Simpson on getting up for church

[teddykittykel]

i guess i cant enjoy a simpsons clip that involves religion without people debateing

[cjs2964]

Hey this video is losely related to religion... EVERYBODY FIGHT!!!!

[luizzds1]

it's quite annoying to see so many religious debate when we all just want to see and laugh to a simple light comedy, and that's the simpsons!!!

[Casshyr]

I don't mean to get all serious and stuff...but this video actually very accurate portrays how Christians shove their religion down other people's throat. Christians like to say "oh i only share my relationship with Christ to those who want to hear, i don't shove my religion down other people", yet many Christian households do what is portrayed in this video. If one of your family member doesn't want to be a Christian, LET THEM BE!

[BirdiewasHere]

@Casshyr

Dude EVERY religion does that...The worse is Atheist >:D

[Casshyr]

@BirdiewasHere lol no atheism isn't even a religion. Religion, by the definition from Oxford dictionary, has to include belief in the supernatural. Lack of belief in supernatural does not qualify to fit the definition of religion. I don't know what language you speak of, but it is not English.

[BirdiewasHere]

@Casshyr

I know man it was a insult.

I have a ever growing hatred for religion and Atheism

To put it in simple terms if you can't leave me and my faith alone then I hate you :D

So seeing how all the atheist try and get you to believe in what they want you to

I hate them

[Casshyr]

@BirdiewasHere actually, as long as you keep your religion private to yourself, no atheist will ever bother you! If you see an atheist making fun of you simply because you are a theist, you can report them for hate crime!

The only thing that atheists hate is you theists trying to push religion into politics. Keep it to yourselves, and you'll be left alone. Simple as that.

[BirdiewasHere]

@Casshyr

Atheist constantly try to do the same stuff you just say religious people do. I'm not trying to start a fight man but you seem to be acting like I am. Atheist constantly try to change the views of everyone...EVERYONE! I do keep my religion to my self but that doesn't stop the fat, stupid, self centered fucks from shoving they're beliefs of nothing down the throats of everyone. Its not just the theist in fact 90% of the time its Atheist.

[Casshyr]

@BirdiewasHere but are you talking about politics? Because in US, politics indeed SHOULD be secular. It says so right in the constitution, and if that's not enough, you should take a look at what Treaty of Tripoli says! I'm sick of theists claiming that US is a Christian nation, it's not ok? Government is secular, as it should be, deal with it. Don't like it? well, immigration is always an option :)

But if u r talking about atheists mocking u say at work or school, then yes i am against that

[Casshyr]

@BirdiewasHere For example, I'm actually a deist myself, and I have NEVER meet an atheist who mocks me for my deism. In fact, the people who try to convert me are Christians! When I tell the atheists I meet that I'm a deist, they leave me alone. But when I say that to the Christians, they start getting all uncomfortable, and try to "save" me from their hell. So u tell me: who's more aggressive here, based on my personal experience?

[BirdiewasHere]

@Casshyr

I don't know what Atheist you talk to but they sure aren't the group of atheist I've encountered in fact most of this fucks come together to talk about their believes...like a church. As for politics I could give a fuck less if they were atheist or Christians...Hell let a Buddhist run American for all I care. Atheist people constantly try to get me to change my views they're all hypocritical and assholes like most of the religious people.Hence my"Atheist is a religion joke"

[Casshyr]

@BirdiewasHere sounds like we live in two opposite lands lol. Which state r u from, may i ask?

[luizramires7]

if you are debating about religion on a Simpsons clip on YouTube, well it's just sad

[PhoenixAngel429]

This is me if some tries to drag me to church.

[xso61673]

I'm a Jesus freak and I found this hilarious.

[xso61673]

EPIC

[SamND1967]

Isn't it a little annoying seeing religious debates on Youtube?

[uknownada]

@SamND1967 It's annoying seeing religious debates in general.

I've learned from experience: Religious vs Atheist debates ruin friendships.

[Naedeslus]

@uknownada They can indeed. Though if both sides are respectful, it's not a big deal. I'm personally atheist.



[DonGames360]

You guys are too serious lol.

[fundie2008]

Homer is a lutheran, his church celebrate gay weddings, i dont understand why Homer don't want to go to their satanic church, he is a satanic, right?

[ripelivejam]

homer found a much much better use for the time

[squamish4244]

Nothing better than waking up in the morning and realizing you don't have to get up yet. And then roll over. Cause you got a lot of work to do around the bed.

[xLipsOfDeceit7x]

I stick to my biology & evolution.

Charles Darwin ftw

[kevinjjfr]

@xLipsOfDeceit7x Catholics = Teach Evolution...Moron.

[gonzalez108]

lousy god

[jdog97]

@EpicClipsTime just like the big bang?

[cutiefrogskermit]

@jdog97 big bang- real

the existence of god- not so much

[SamND1967]

@cutiefrogskermit And how do you know that?

[cutiefrogskermit]

@SamND1967 its just my opinion. nobody knows anything for sure. the same way people shouldnt go around trying to impose their religious beliefs on others, as if they know there is a god. im pointing out the fact that there is not one shred of evidence that god exists, but theres lots of evidence supporting the big bang and evolution. but anyone can do what they want

[SamND1967]

@cutiefrogskermit Evolution, yes, but the Big Bang? If that was even true. =/

[SamND1967]

@cutiefrogskermit Never mind that comment.

[fudokanconway]

@cutiefrogskermit u weirdo

[Colddeed]

Homer's got a valid gripe here.

[bunnehboi1985]

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you can hear me up there, HELP ME SUPERMAN!!!

[MannaCat]

Not going to church. That's a paddlin'

[sk8er4ever0101]

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[kandisonic]

ha!



[UnbreakableAmerican]

Silly homer. And btw YOUTUBE IS NOT FOR RELIGIOUS DEBATES AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR INDIVIDUAL THOUGHTS!!! AMERICA WAS MADE FOR FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND STOP OPPRESIVE TYRANTS. SO LET OTHERS BELIEVE AND STOP INSULTING RELIGION.

[vampirichild]

@UnbreakableAmerican XD youtube is made for music and funny clips that are not fucked by little kids and immature adults

[Joesolo13]

@vampirichild He didn't say it wasn't. He just said you tube's not for Religious debates.

[vampirichild]

@Joesolo13 ik just saying what it should be

[nb45001]

Thumbs up if your watching random simpsons clips

[newsboysflood]

@nb45001 it's what I keep doing... it's like a drug... even though I've seen literally every episode at least once.

[Nkieffer000]

@nb45001

your comment has more likes then the video

[nb45001]

@Nkieffer000 yay for me

[poet215]

saximaphoneeeeeeeeee

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

God, I hope my priest neighbor didn't hear me watching this...

[prounited]

Then i guess he should have made the week an hour longer. Lousy God.

[RPG11slayer]

they shouldn't make the week longer they have to make the weekend longer

[bondsmoka]

Homer FTW!!!

[vilashini8]

Funny!!!!!!

[agge141]

I always hated the religious aspect of the simpsons. Especially when several episodes are dedicated to it.

[PinuyashaRPG]

@agge141 Seems like he become more atheist as the series went on. It's way more apparent in Futurama though. Maybe back in the old Simpsons days he was more religious.

[kubaniski]

@agge141 ohh no a mention of religion!!!! my vagania hurts!!!

grow up asshole, i hate sports but i don't get all butthurt when theirs a movie or a show with sports in it. You're making us atheists look like a bunch of intolerant pussies.

[iwillsubmitnorthing]

@agge141 I didn't considering none of them ever cared about religion. Growing up as a atheist i saw more of me in them than any other family on tv during my childhood. i.e seeing homers points all the time were fun and lisa was a budiest and she was the smart one. I always say myself as lisa a bit

[agge141]

@iwillsubmitnorthing Look I know what you mean, I believe the simpsons was made to be enjoyed by everyone but still I think the episodes like this was a little forced, like the free cable episode, with Lisa fearing hell and stuff...

[fudokanconway]

@iwillsubmitnorthing u weirdo

[SkrullinDas123]

lol nice

[VirtualBoyGamerShow]

To people arguing about religion in the comments, just listen: I am a Catholic, but even I know when to pray to God, and when to have a sense of humor. I don't care if you are christian or not, the video is ment to be funny. If you're gonna debate about a funny joke, then just leave the damn webpage. Sheesh.

[newfagscanttrif0rce]

@VirtualBoyGamerShow

Bread turn into flesh with magic spell? Thats a paddlin.

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

@VirtualBoyGamerShow This.

[SamsonOff7]

@VirtualBoyGamerShow Catholicsm is Bullshit. Just rituals & chantings.

[VirtualBoyGamerShow]

@SamsonOff7 You are obligated to your opinion, but please find another place to discuss the topic of religion. This clip is just ment for comedy, and you make it boring by debating religion.

[MrKingatheist]

@VirtualBoyGamerShow your religion is bullshit

[VirtualBoyGamerShow]

@MrKingatheist You are obligated to your opinion, but I must say, I honestly don't give a crud what you think. If you are going to waste your time mocking other people's views, then you must have a sad life. You are open to opinions, but keep them to yourself, because nobody cares. Enjoy the clip.

[htomsirveaux42]

I hated going to church, I found missing one hour of church better then missing a week of school.

[buleninja]

so true 

[TaTgurl1003]

I;ve got a lot of work to do around the toilet

[RedFlower26]

(insert joke about paddlin here)

[xGimpyx]

Real men jack off on Sundays. Nothing more.

[gamerfreak5665]

praise Jeebus!

[CDub7888]

That is the best logic to anything ever.

For all time.

[clipsryan]

@cantfinkofanam3 PROVE HELL EXISTS!.........!

[PunchSydeironReviews]

This is why I like being a secular humanist. I'd rather be bored on a Sunday morning on my laptop than bored in some... uh, religious thingy(?)

[qx125365]

Lousy God!

[MsAbixxx]

I'm open minded about religion, but not entirely convinced by it

[ikt123]

@MsAbixxx Congrats you're an atheist.

[MsAbixxx]

@ikt123 LOL! XD

I guess you can call me that :) but I would lyk there 2 be something, but I'm not entirely sure, i'm just a confused little soul :( ignore me, you'll learn nothing by talking 2 me

[ikt123]

@MsAbixxx That's not true, there's always lots to learn :D I also would like there to be something, an invisible pink unicorn to be exact, but unfortunately I don't think it's going to happen :(

[therandomfilmsco]

@ikt123 if it's invisible how can you tell it's pink?

[ikt123]

@therandomfilmsco That's how we know she is god. :-)

[MrLawrenceV]

@therandomfilmsco You have to have faith she's pink, when logic tells you she's invisible.

[MsAbixxx]

@ikt123 *Sigh* people can dream... XD

[travelsonic]

If only the clip where he hits his head on the pew and yells "damn it" was still up. ~_~

[EWOODJ]

Calling God lousy, that's a paddlin'.

[crazymind]

Lousy God! hahaha!!

[TheLethalPyro]

lol that's me alright.

and I'm a christian too

[ikt123]

@cantfinkofanam3 which hell? There are so many to choose from!?

[HandyMan101]

Nothing funnier than watching Atheists bash Religion on being intolerant.

Ohh the Irony.

[Sumoto999]

@HandyMan101 lol yea.

[mentoreverde]

@HandyMan101 I don't know, I'd say watching religious idiots needing to defend their god on a simpsons video is about equally funny.

[ikt123]

@HandyMan101 Given that religion continues to cause misery and suffering for millions of people, being butthurt by words on youtube is hilarious! Keep up the hard work.

[HandyMan101]

@ikt123 People cause misery, their motivations are irrelevant.

Use some critical thinking next time.

[ikt123]

@HandyMan101 I laughed. Keep up the good work :)

[DoctorWhoMe]

If the recorder of this had stayed recording for another 15 seconds it would have included a funnier bit where homer falls asleep in church and yells DAMN IT!!!!

[xXTyroneBiggumsXx]

first rule of youtube, if God is mentioned in ANYWAY the comment section always devolves into stupidity.

[Darkuaza106]

@xXTyroneBiggumsXx *cuotes random versicle of the bible*

[SpriteBat]

@xXTyroneBiggumsXx "Anyway" should be two seperate words in that context, so I guess you proved your point.

[JackRabbitSlim]

@xXTyroneBiggumsXx Insulting God? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'!

[eth92]

@xXTyroneBiggumsXx

No he moved to Phoenix

[mexicanboy1618]

GUYS!!! take the argument elsewhere! This video was put up to make us laugh, not start a war between atheists and Christians!!

[maisteri]

@mexicanboy1618 It did make me laugh - at Christians.

[mexicanboy1618]

@maisteri Take it somewhere else!!

If you attack a religion like that you are gonna get hate comments from every Christian who reads it.... This is for entertainment, stop saying anything about religion. Religious people believe it or not are able to laugh at this too, quit it with the atheist point of view

[mexicanboy1618]

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Lousy God.... still laughing my ass off!

[sjbbraves78]

reading the bible amongst a few friends is techincally a mass. so if the mass takes place during halftime i guess i could put my pizza and beer down to read a few words to my buddies. lol

[GeneralGiantPanda]

The best part about this episode is he ends up being saved by non-believers, hindus, jews, and christians teaming up together.

[TriniDiva05]

And i pity people who dont go!....your loss!

[fintogive]

@TriniDiva05 i agree!

[Fabio4e20]

@TriniDiva05 And I pity you. And your kids.

[S67Snail]

@TriniDiva05 Apart from the free wine and cracker stuff, what am I losing =D

[xDOLPHINTV]

@TriniDiva05 if i want to talk about fiction every week i'll join a book club

[thelexsta66]

This is me every morning before work.

[420HES]

"In that case he should have made the week an hour longer" LOL

[gfskill2]

I thought there was one episode that God told Homer that it was okay to skip Sunday service....I might be wrong...

[darkfury45]

thats how i feel about school :P

[thesecretofbeef]

good old atheism XD

[DieOrBlink]

I "get" to go to church for 3 hours every week, fuck having mormon parents

[Snafu320]

@DieOrBlink I have to ask. Do you, or do your parents know how magnets work?

[DieOrBlink]

@Snafu320 ... whats a magnet?

[PaulWasHere12times]

6 people have to go to church

[maisteri]

@pitchit89 Actually... Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons, is an agnostic. The Simpsons family only go to church because they represent the quintessential American family. The show is in no way religious.

[HimesInu]

@pitchit89 Really? Where in The Simpsons does it state that it's a religious show. Hell, they make fun of religion more than any other topic. Look at Flanders. The creators of the show are always making him look like a moron for his fanatical beliefs.

[HimesInu]

This reminds me of when my mum used to force me to go to Mass.

[CrazyBluePrime]

It must suck to have a top comment from 6 months ago and continually have people respond.

[HimesInu]

@CrazyBluePrime Try two years.

[sk8erdude0412]

lousy god...

[TDIdialgagirl]

my mom is uber religious (I know I spelt that wrong)

she makes us go

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@TDIdialgagirl über (but you can spell it ueber)

[TDIdialgagirl]

@ArsonistInUrFirewall

I know

But I dont have that icon for the "U"

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@TDIdialgagirl ue=ü

[Project2481]

[number of dislikes] people want weeks to last an hour longer.

[ste666fan]

Only thing good about Christianity is uniforms catholic school girls wear ... everything else is just stupid bullshit

[Cutecare]

Lol oh homie

[standaloneyoung]

@sexie876 if you sound anything IRL like you type, you'd be very hard to take seriously indeed. I thought the bible taught us the followings of Christ to base our lives by and not to cram our beliefs down other's throats. And remember, it was ZEALOTS, not muslims, responsible for 9/11. Starting to make sense?

[HeyItsFritz]

@standaloneyoung The bible says to spread the good news (Gospel), that's not cramming down people's throats or being totally quiet about it. Happy?

[jigglefairy321]

I was christened and went to a Christian school were the only people who could go there had to be White christians an on my last day there I shouted to one of the nuns that everyone there can go fuck themselves and that I believed in the evolution of man!

[sexie876]

People be not deceived for God is NOT MOCKED; whatsoever you sow that will you also reap!!

[Shadowlit001]

@sexie876

I sowed my seed on God's face

[DumpsterDiversX2]

I never had a problem going to church growing up, it was the church itself I had problems with.

[campingXBL]

HOMER IS DED

[SmashLiXs]

thank god i'm not christain

[ForZeSM]

Homer: God,i gotta ask you something,What`s the meaning of life ?

God: Homer,i can`t tell you that

Homer: Comeee ooon

God : You`ll find out when you die

Homer: I can`t wait that loooong!

God: You can`t wait six months ?

:DDDD

One of the best episode :)

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

"Lousy god"

Best 2-word quote EVER

[darkillity]

church, lol

[rahulras]

The Simpsons are Catholic btw, Vatican said so ..

[CoolerKing37]

@rahulras Pope Benedict obviously isn't a true Simpsons fan. Everyone knows they're reformed Presbylutherans.

[peaceandrosegirl]

0:05 My mom makes the same argument. Every week.

[ElectricIndica420]

lousy god

[TheFoilGuy]

@maisteri It's not a got to, it's a get to!

[maisteri]

@TheFoilGuy For people who are forced, it's not.

[DumpsterDiversX2]

@TheFoilGuy

That's a good way to look at it, if you actually have a church worth going to.

[phajthoj]

@maisteri i pity the foo who don't go to church

[jurassicturd3]

@phajthoj you're a mind slave

[phajthoj]

@jurassicturd3 lol

[MistrEgg]

@maisteri I don't think anyone is forced to go to church, at least I hope not.

[maisteri]

@MistrEgg You'd be surprised... There are many closet atheists who only play along because they don't want to get kicked out of home / get divorced / get rejected by family.

[mistrtwistr69]

@maisteri A closet Atheist! I giv u one million internets dollars for inventing this term

[pak3ton]

@maisteri you're Rigth

[OyonTheAdept]

@maisteri damn straight. :( i'd be rejected by my family...

[Bulletpierce]

@maisteri exactly. according to the history channel they say Gods dont exist.