you asked... we answered.

[time2tape]

omg ur from connecticut ?!?!?!?!?

[melissapocket]

Jess, you lived in Reno in 05? so did i! small world.

[itsnotforyou26]

your the cutest woman ive ever laid eyes on. your smile and eyes are just simply, amazingly beautiful. ....just sayin

[mycandiebopaudrey]

i love roller coasters!

[mycandiebopaudrey]

so cute.

[Jelopiful]

Mary reminds me so much of Ellen actually. Even her voice, but a tad more toned down.

[OneLove3302]

you guys are so fuckin' cute....just sayin :)

[OldZLand]

I love roller coasters but my lady is scared of them which is a total bummer.

[banditluva]

angelina jolie in foxfire ftwwwwwwww :D :D :D :D

[arsnel366]

wow jess you talk and have the same lips as a girl was was in love with haha

[bugnsun12]

are you guys lesbo's?

[buttercup832]

omg you know sign language?! thats so awesome youre like my fave out of everyone on the beavebunch. you and mary are adorable :) lol

[glitterponyful]

Mary looks so adorable in glasses!

[softballluver90]

i stood up for a little 6th grader and i was like leave him alone and the mean boy was like y and i said because i said so he has not messed with tht little boy any more i feel so good about myself and i love roller costers too and etht baby commercial is so so funny

[twizzlersandcameras]

What I can't flex the golden pipes? ....and learn to fly again!

[bhindthsehz3leyz]

looks like you know a bit of sign language there around #14 and 15

[MuddyDog30250]

ahhh, Maggie Gyllenhaal... i agree with you there... she was so hot in Stranger than Fiction, ooohh my

[NoSpokenWordsHere]

RENO, NEVADA!!!! I was there and go there every year. :]

[mufcgirl93]

your dreams of cops searching you reminded me of that lil wayne song Mrs Officer lol

[disbemissann]

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL!!! I'm not a lesbian, but I would do naughty.. NAUGHTY things to her.

[INXSrocker]

Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

[deltapep]

Mine's Sara Ramirez "Callie Torrez" from Grey's Anatomy =) Look her up

[deltapep]

i like the progressive ones with Flo

[danielley1989]

you guys are too adorable. and that ellen episode was hilarious!!! aha.

[Nephilim08]

loved the video! you guys always make me laugh but i gotta say Maggie Gyllenhaal?? i dont understand haha XD

[jmboogie85]

Maggie Gyllenhaal is super super super hot! I get it. I totally get it.

[Colawesumish]

You guys, this video is filled with sarcasim! I LOVE IT!!!

[bluiz2006]

Yes I love when Ellen scares people! Jim Carrey was the best.

[dancergirl131]

you lived in Reno? Weird we never met, since I live in there...and we both know Reno is not as big as it seems and somehow everybody knows everyone! ha. or maybe you don't lol. dont know how long you lived here.

[MadCoolHippy22]

Lol I thought the vacuum thing was quite adorabe, I had to chuckle a bit though because my mom is the same way. :)

[angelinemichelle]

Maggie Gyllenhaal in 'Secretary' sealed the homo deal for me!

[erinbeattie1]

yay for milk alternatives

[shystiepeaches]

These sound like myspace survey questions haha

[pisceslatina]

RICE MILK...all the way!! I know you know this already...but you two are so adorable. I want to put you in my pocket. Uhm..ok, that sounds scary.

Love the video!

[holman26]

nice vacuum lol

[erosutefani]

is it me or do all lez like sushi?? haha

[BathtubWanderer]

Rice Dream is the best. I've recently become addicted to it. Yummm. :D

[checkoutchap]

ha, you guys are, like, unbelievably attractive.

[abstractjem]

You two are just so grrrreat together! Loved your answers Jess!: )

[bornadisaster911]

i like the bit of ASL you threw in there =)

omg maggie gyllenhaal. i fucking love her.

soy milk all the way for me! ever since i was a baby lol

[singerbabee14]

i love how you through the sign language in!

[nmd85]

Dang it you two are soo cute!!  And happy... I LOVE it, love ya both!!

[questioninghearts]

Maggie Gyllenhal. Yes. I appreciate her looks. Good choice.

[fennerrumble]

you should try almond breeze if you have no nut allergy of course. according to my wife it tops any other milk alternative she's ever tried, and she's been vegan going on 10 years.

[xTewFittyx]

Almond Breeze Vanilla is the best thing ever.

[winkedinkie]

I second that. *Unsweetened*

[DaniFloatedAway]

You remind me of Alice Piezecki so much!

[bornadisaster911]

do you mean leisha hailey? haha

[DaniFloatedAway]

@bornadisaster911 Yeahhh, lol :p I didnt remember her real name.

[JulielovesTandS]

You are a perfect mixture of Alice Pieszecki and Tegan Quin :D so cute!

[dxpmaggiez]

"i wanna go on a real one ... this one's a piece of junk"

i'm thinking of that little kid, with the red truck

and i'm laughing.

[AmandaWiddifield]

ahaha the end :P

[1Vella]

I love Angelina Jolie! She's the only woman I'd sleep with lol

[bilong92]

I totally caught the random sign language in this :)

[qbambina06]

you guys are adorable! and mary you look super cute in glasses. loved this video <3

[PosinGirl666]

I.WANT.THAT.GREEN.HAT!

[ColorMyCoral]

uhh no. that hat is so mine!

[pixiesashes]

you guys are soooo cute!!! im gonna puke cute heheheheh

[kellybellows1]

Damn Mary! I was typing, "Poker?" "I don't even know her!" Thanks for stealing my thunder yo... ;)

[casualandfunny]

TAKE these broken wings and learn to fly again. . .ROLF too freakin cute

[TheBananaPOP]

oh yes. ellen degeneres. :)

[marisolvelazquez218]

i have been able to stay up a whole entire day before, it was on graduation day from h.s...

the last time i laughed so hard was about 3 or 4 weeks ago.. my sister was making these funny noises that i just couldn't stop laughing.

[simplayaj]

I laughed until I cried on saturday when me and my friends were watching the L Word. Shanes necklace kept dissapearing and reappearing between scenes and that made up laugh really hard.

[3dgrocks12401]

i love your hat!!! <3

[erienspice]

Awesome. I had fun. Mary should be in more vids, but then, I have yet to go back and see older videos before August.

Erin

[TeamBaha]

haha i saw that episode of Ellen - and she scared the shite outta Taylor Swift!!! ahaha it was so good!

[hadx19]

watching this made me smile :) thank you.

[inspire27]

oh maggie gyllenhaal, *sigh* i love her. especially in Secretary ;)

[lucyisabanana]

Wow...that hat is too cute. Jeeeeeeeeez.

[PerfectInWeakness89]

#11... I laughed so hard ..to the point of tears ..many times. But the best is when you get so caught up in laughter..that you don't remember what was funny. xD..Mary B.. Looks hawt in glasses. >_> Just sayin... Rock on ..Good Vid!

[blahhchristi]

hah these are some pretty interesting questions :) lol but I love your videos together. Mary B you should answer the questions!

[raynemaniac]

I had experienced staying up for like almost 72 hours. lol. and after that, I was extremely sick while presenting my case study about BPH. It sucks! Im not gonna repeat it again..

[chickrocker]

Hell ya Reno!!!...I live in Reno!!!....lol...No snow yet though...you guys should come sledding when we do get the snow...Reno has grown soo much since you lived here Jess..Cant believe you lived here..why reno?..lol..

Heart u Guys!!

[pete275]

so a cop frisking a chick wearing snow pants? too bad halloween was just over

[casualandfunny]

Haha! Good one pete, hooo jeez! lol

[KHALON831]

I love mary b.

[jammin88]

angelina jolie made me gay lol

[JordmanKNOWS]

Poker?

I don't even know her!

That made me crack up.

[sammymylove4]

You pinch in your sleep? Well my brother tried to fix a car in his sleep one time... He acted like he was under it and everything. His wife had to wake him up lol

[TeddyVsTeddy]

Jess, is that a new tattoo on your.. leftie?

[kayess19]

how do you know sign?

ps maggie in the secretary = awesomenessest ever

[skosh13]

New favorite! :)

[me3girly3321]

jess mary b should be in all your videos!!!

u guys r so cute together!!

[LindKav]

This was great :)

[razotan]

such a cute vid. you guys are so awesome together!

[Dlilangel7]

i was having a pretty sad day today,until i saw u guyz. U guyz jst alwayz put a smile on my face. I wish i cud get help finding sum1 that cud make me happy like u guyz. :)

[6QueersandaStra8]

i like this INDEED :)

[Sugarcane90]

♫♪ Takee!  ♫♪

These broken wingssss!

and learn to fly againnn !

tu nu nu nu ruuuu ♫♪

[wondergurl09]

oh I'm so confused! Mary B, you are a fine woman! But you look like the younger version of my mom in this video! Don't get me wrong my mom is beautiful... but , you see why it's weird right? lol

[marybside]

have you seen the prieviews for that movie, 'I Love You Beth Cooper'?

Yum! ... My mom says yum. ... Yuhhmm. ... Not, like that.

Heh heh! Weird! :)

[leztiger]

there are some awesome coaster at the Six Flags in Vallejo CA you should check them out I work there so I should know

[LushLipstick]

Do you know sign language? :)

[nalarocksurscks]

wow. yall are even more adorable than usual. i didn't think that was possible : )

[troublemaker14]

ok first.... jess I absolutely love all the hats u have!!! they are aweeeeesome!.... me want one! tehehehe

and two... i think its so cute the way mary b. looks at you when you are answering to the questions, just this sweet look i cant describe.... love u two, you are so adorable, funny and beautiful!!!

[viciousandchaotic]

im glad your feeling better jess!! great answers. i also love the red truck/bank/thingy commercial.

about your answer for question 3, you really need to get somewhere cold girl! i've gone tobogganing/sledding every winter of my life!! wouldnt miss it for the world. but ive also sledding face first into a tree on a crazy carpet... mild concussion... GOOD TIMES :D

PS. does anyone in the states say 'tobogganing'?

[Darkstarzintheskye]

@viciousandchaotic yea i'm pretty sure we do hehe! ;)

[viciousandchaotic]

k, thanks :P just wondering if it was a canadian thing or something. i've learned so much about the american vocabulary through the magic of the interwebs. thank you people of the interwebs!!

[kortney1291]

Ellen scaring people in the bathroom is HILARIOUS!

[irissiri907]

haha

the singing...

EPIC

[WeirdAl68]

I laughed so hard at that ellen prank too!

[carbon4807]

i want your hat! where'd you get it. and if someone made it for you is there anyway i could get one?

[TripnSlide]

I smiled throughout the whole time watching this video. looooove it. awesome stuff - very entertaining. Glad you're feeling better Jess!

[AssAlot89]

If u wanna shyt ur pants go to green lake cemetery in wisconsin. We went n took pics n ghosts showed up. Google that place, its evil

[urbangeek007]

I so had to resist high fiving my screen during the 1st half.

[xhollipopsx]

YOU

GUYS

ARE

SO

CUTE

[gijohazelwoods]

Yeah, Mary looks awesome with her glasses on :) and rice milk rules. You guys rule. You guys and rice milk, reigning over all. Peace and love omnipresent...gosh it's late here, I'm talking total crap. I oughta sleep haha.

[grrrurgay]

Maggie Gyllenhaal fuck yeah!!!! I thought i was the only one that would gladly sleep with her. XD

[createingyourself]

Happy you are feeling better Jess, we were worried! Alive and well!!!!! Shoot

[SpartanLover2001]

"learn to live so free"......now if you wanted the lyrics to Kyrie your fresh outta luck

[BENCHWARMER2500]

I LOVE THE HAT!!!!

[skipperdoofus]

rice dream with rasin bran changes lives. just sayin'.

[CurlyCurlyMe]

Mary looks fantastic in this video

[kellie61893]

you guys are so cuuuuute :)

[iamangelfire21]

Wow Mary B. You guys are adorable as always. Love your hat jess. have a good day. much love from the philippines:D

[lizrem]

Haha looved the singing at the end! ;p How can anyone not love Jess and Mary B.?! They're just Awesome ;D

[losr18]

haha, you pinch Mary B. in your sleep? that is adorable!!

you guys are so cute and awesome and cute and awesome...oh wait, i already said that =D

[Shmoo06]

One of my favorite videos that I've seen lately. haha. Looking up those commercials now. I don't watch much tv anymore, let alone the commercials. haha.

[GracesRiot]

I usually never comment on videos but omigosh I love Mary B's glasses. Please tell me where she got them or what brand they are!

[OneDay93]

Favorite. Video. Ever.

Love you guys!

[ilovelife123456789]

Great video Jess and Mary! :)

Lol, I love the "piece of junk" commercial too :D My whole family is obsessed with it actually...it's definitely our new catchphrase. We swear that the kid in the commercial is a carbon copy of my dad as a child, mannerisms and all apparently ;)

[parramania8]

FLEX THOSE GOLDEN PIPES JESS!!!! hahaha love you guys : )

[123MikeyGo]

I love your special guest, cmon who doesnt love Mary B?

I wouldve gone with the pothole commercial =]

You youtubes rock my virtual socks

[KatieLanae3]

i am the same way. why close your eyes? waste of a roller coaster =) great video, happy to see ur feeling better.

[OnlyGirlsLikeMe]

wooo!! Mary B!! I love her! :D

[jamlove89]

ooooo im so glad you guys are back! this made my heart smile :-)

Etrade has great commercials btw :-)

[OdeToNecrophilia]

Wtf, SUICIDE

[ItsAllyTV]

Wow Love The Hat :)

[jjbeejjuice]

high five**

[internationalquiche]

You've dreamt about being searched by the police? ... I don't know what to think of that.