YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
@jwelcome9 I'm so glad my family isn't the only one thinks that way about her. Even when I first saw her on Teenage Drama Queen--she couldn't act; and it wasn't even a big role.
She wasn't horrible in this sketch. She was just boring, and that's not her fault. I still don't find her to be funny, but it wasn't her fault in this sketch.
megan has a bad anxiety disorder, which is ironic bc shes an actress. when she got the offer to do snl she was soooo nervous and didnt really want to. she cant even watch her own episode and most of her other works bc it gives her panic attacks. (ever heard your own voice on a voicemail and it made you a lil embarrassed or uncomfortable?) its a shame that this gorgeous girl has so many problems with herself. it makes me wonder what her childhood was like.
@DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS Ugh. Although all that stuff about her childhood and disorders suck really bad, she isn't funny in my opinion. I don't think its that big of a deal to think that she isn't funny disorders and all. She good at other stuff tho. So calm the fuck down lol.
This girl is nuthin but a pretty face she CANNOT act for her life n she's very disrespectful I think her 15 minutes of fame are done ...they gave her no lines here cuz they prefer her to keep her mouth shut cuz all she's good at is standing there.... poor thing
I will give Megan credit where credit is due.. she was funny on the show Hope and Faith with Kelly Ripa. In fact, I think she's pretty good in comedy (even though she gets these annoying sex kitten roles. But SNL? This episode was just bad.
@Kstew62 Losers going nowhere in life need to fill voids by hating on others especially celebrities but family and friends as well its like grow men who hate justin bieber for no reason of course you dont olike his music its for girls and teenagers. People hate megan because she is attractive its that simple they want her to fail.
Done to her face, lip injections , nose job for the tip and profile , boob job , permanent makeup, she has but they're always covered, teeth reshaped , if u don't believe me , u can look it up ,
woman traficing is not really something FUNNY but veryyy offffensive!!! however Fred Armisen is hilaaarious! i feel ashamed of myself laughing so hard to this..
Will Forte is such a sweatheart I miss him ..and Bill Hader nailsssss all the accenst skitssss :DDD
I am only saying this because she has gotten her face redone with plastic surgery &&& in the transformers movie she got pissed at the director because she wanted to be the only brunette in the movie.
BITCH PLEASE. you know your hot. but for all the wrong plastic reasons.
at least shes good at being one thing. plastic eye candy <3
Screw the haters...Megan Fox is beautiful. I wish she would go lighter on the makeup though, because she has an exquisite face and her features are softened when she's not covered in eyeliner and bronzer. She makes a lovely fake redhead lol
you gotta be kidding me I'd pay whatever the hell more, and this cheap bastard can't decide if to take megan fox home, because she's 10 dollars more than the chimp next to her XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD come on dude!
wow...this is not even a cm close to russian haha,,,wtf?! like they have a banana in their mouth, was it that hard just to learn a couple of lines in russian? some shitty mumbling.
I loved Megan on "Hope and Faith" she was really funny and sarcastic on it. Here, the script was bad (although this sketch was funny) and they only used her as a hot body.
To be fair she isn't a comedian and i think she did an ok job with what she was given she didn't write the sketch and she hardly had to do anything, if it's unfunny blame the actors whos job's are to be funny and the writers who should write funnier sketches.
@redd2424 NO! Megan said no in Russian the rest was pure gibbarish lol. LMAO this was hilarious. And My God Megan Fox is flawless, Russian women dont look THAT good! lol
The only said a few words in russian, the rest was crap. At 3:18 she said spaseaba which is "thanks" but that was about it. Megan at 3:56 said neit which is "no"
I know, she played the part given to her of the more calm and quiet and the other comedian would be the more talkative and animated one, its the show thats not so great anymore meanwhile megan fox is on the come-up big time.
The fact that u guys think that she is bitch because she looks like that or something is damn cool! She doenst look like bitch she looks SEXY and thats what hurts your eyes coz she is too hot! what are u jealous? is it a crime to be sexy? I know everyone loves her deep in heart, u guys just don't want to face the truth. U are trying to be original by saying that she is whore or something...
I understand how hard that would be to choose!!!!!!
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OfficialPhaimouz 3 months ago
I like the blonde
tamiluvutv 3 months ago
hahahahha...the american guy is totally deluded..
and amazingly cheap..
SNL never fails..haha
ewanlipa 3 months ago
SNL overall ISN'T FUNNY
girlplz007 3 months ago
what is the number of this chapter?
and season
kingrock04 3 months ago
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34yip 3 months ago
she has no lines because the writers know she cAnt be funny. this whole show sucks anyways im out.
TheDamned999 4 months ago
Megan looks like my barbie doll :/
TheKristenBeller 4 months ago
Oh my God... TAKE KATIA GOdDAMMIT
ghter05 5 months ago
i agree this skethch wasnt her fault but she bombed on the opening monologue..to be honest shes not a good actor..her looks get her jobs
jwelcome9 5 months ago
@jwelcome9 I'm so glad my family isn't the only one thinks that way about her. Even when I first saw her on Teenage Drama Queen--she couldn't act; and it wasn't even a big role.
Eliannacardwell 5 months ago
$10?
MegaBlindfire 6 months ago
She wasn't horrible in this sketch. She was just boring, and that's not her fault. I still don't find her to be funny, but it wasn't her fault in this sketch.
0kbaby0 6 months ago
CON MEGAN NO OS METAIS :@
MrProcesando 6 months ago
last time I checked Megan didn't write the script, so how is it her fault? common sense morons.
Meggaannnxo 6 months ago
Honestly, SNL messed up a lot that whole season.
Those writers kind of sucked, and most of the episodes weren't that funny so I don't blame Megan or all the hosts.
drshnty 6 months ago 4
Megan Fox could of been funnier but I did not care because her being sexy was all I needed for entertainment.
clydetigerking 7 months ago
39 people saved $10
ClubPenguinsSanta 7 months ago 4
this shit really aint funny.
TheSuirad 7 months ago
Which one is cheaper again? ...it's sooo hard!!!
crookedspook09 7 months ago
can somebody lend me ten dollars?
coveragetw 7 months ago
megan has a bad anxiety disorder, which is ironic bc shes an actress. when she got the offer to do snl she was soooo nervous and didnt really want to. she cant even watch her own episode and most of her other works bc it gives her panic attacks. (ever heard your own voice on a voicemail and it made you a lil embarrassed or uncomfortable?) its a shame that this gorgeous girl has so many problems with herself. it makes me wonder what her childhood was like.
DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS 8 months ago 2
@DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS That doesnt matter. The point is: She isnt funny.
Nowatermelons 7 months ago
@Nowatermelons if you had a deeper form of thinking, you would see that it does matter
DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS 7 months ago
@DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS ... okay daisydukesnrainboots... You seem like a very deep thinking individual.
Nowatermelons 7 months ago
@Nowatermelons more so than you and without lack of empathy
DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS 7 months ago
@DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS Ugh. Although all that stuff about her childhood and disorders suck really bad, she isn't funny in my opinion. I don't think its that big of a deal to think that she isn't funny disorders and all. She good at other stuff tho. So calm the fuck down lol.
Nowatermelons 7 months ago
@Nowatermelons sorry im bipolar, some call me tripolar!
DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS 7 months ago
my name is katya hehe
Katya1091 8 months ago
This girl is nuthin but a pretty face she CANNOT act for her life n she's very disrespectful I think her 15 minutes of fame are done ...they gave her no lines here cuz they prefer her to keep her mouth shut cuz all she's good at is standing there.... poor thing
CLG0728 9 months ago
Is that Fred Armisen as the ugly one?
ElectronXIII 9 months ago
damn i dont get tired of this skit the ugly one is fucken hilarous
CUTELOONIE01 9 months ago
I will give Megan credit where credit is due.. she was funny on the show Hope and Faith with Kelly Ripa. In fact, I think she's pretty good in comedy (even though she gets these annoying sex kitten roles. But SNL? This episode was just bad.
bamabelle327 10 months ago
ok everyone needs to stop saying megan isn't funny.....if you didnt notice, SHE HAD NO LINES!!! megans fault? i think writers fault
Kstew62 11 months ago 83
@Kstew62 Yeah, and it's russian for the love of God
ghter05 5 months ago
@Kstew62 Losers going nowhere in life need to fill voids by hating on others especially celebrities but family and friends as well its like grow men who hate justin bieber for no reason of course you dont olike his music its for girls and teenagers. People hate megan because she is attractive its that simple they want her to fail.
ITHEREONETHATHASNT 3 months ago
@ITHEREONETHATHASNT No, we hate Justin Bieber because he says shit like "I feel like I'm the Kurt Kobain on my generation."
Jdhslightlystoopid1 3 months ago 2
@Kstew62 She said Neit. and it wasnt funny.
moocow182462 3 months ago
This dragged on for a little too long
Dudeinator6599 11 months ago 7
Megan Fox looks like a mannequin...so plastic looking lol
istheshiz 11 months ago 3
@istheshiz as opposed to..?
Mollygoodgollies 10 months ago
how is this funny?
ender6137 11 months ago
Done to her face, lip injections , nose job for the tip and profile , boob job , permanent makeup, she has but they're always covered, teeth reshaped , if u don't believe me , u can look it up ,
727helena 11 months ago
@BugzzLightyear u should look it up she's had ALOT
727helena 11 months ago
So...... they had to use sex appeal because she can't be funny?
gruffor 11 months ago 58
@gruffor get a life
NoMoreLiesAboutMeToo 7 months ago
@gruffor That's bogus
leesway 7 months ago
@gruffor OK, and how's Bill Hader funny in this sketch
ghter05 5 months ago
PICK MEGAN YOU IDIOT SHES NOT A WHORE
InsaneBurger 11 months ago
out of all people y did lorne decide to have megan fox as host? kamakaze move
wdsa8d 11 months ago
FUCK megan fox!
dinkins5606 11 months ago
in the beginning megan fox has a husband. at the end she doesn't
efrainthegreat 11 months ago
woman traficing is not really something FUNNY but veryyy offffensive!!! however Fred Armisen is hilaaarious! i feel ashamed of myself laughing so hard to this..
Will Forte is such a sweatheart I miss him ..and Bill Hader nailsssss all the accenst skitssss :DDD
ocopolita2 11 months ago
The blonde is gorgeous! She has character!!
Laceydog 11 months ago
That blonde chick is fucking hot.
TheTardcore 11 months ago
megan fox is fake.
I am only saying this because she has gotten her face redone with plastic surgery &&& in the transformers movie she got pissed at the director because she wanted to be the only brunette in the movie.
BITCH PLEASE. you know your hot. but for all the wrong plastic reasons.
at least shes good at being one thing. plastic eye candy <3
good job at standing there megan fox! ;)
gangstafreshmanboy 11 months ago
Fred Armisen is hilarious in this sketch!
shaynapunim1 1 year ago
Man, SNL needs to learn how to wrap up jokes and stories.
Nottanemc 1 year ago
megan fox is attractive yes.
that is all.
jazzyroxhardcore 1 year ago 3
10 dollars cheaper lol
aubia5 1 year ago
megan so cute~~
lile6235 1 year ago
whos the guy on the left in the suit ive seen him in movies before
brittanyisaketten 1 year ago
@brittanyisaketten Will Forte
pokerguy94 1 year ago
i love megan fox she is so sexy.
dudebuster3 1 year ago
shoose the blonde one shes 10 $ cheap :P
omphenom 1 year ago
actually it`s not a russian language
tututu199111 1 year ago
right here megan fox looks like a girl i used to go to school with but she moved
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ZxcfdrMnbhvg 1 year ago
that was hilarious
MsLumos85 1 year ago
AWesome video!!!! i just got home to Russia and watching this!!!!!
lol SO funny
zaichiki2000 1 year ago
AAAAAA I am watching this while cleaning the bathtub. Bah gross.
boxingmatch 1 year ago
i wish eastern european prostitudes all looked like megan id be down that dodgey sauna a lot more often
TheSparkle7 1 year ago
she needs to do more comedy, i liked it when she was on hope & faith haha
omgitsviolet 1 year ago
Pick Katja. lmao
BabyPumps6969 1 year ago
i'd jump Svetlana...hahaha. <3 Fred xD
freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez 1 year ago
my totlly neutral opinon of megan fox is: she is an average actress but very attractive.
theinternetscaresme 1 year ago 2
damn megan foxx looks so damn sexy
BBoyNappy 1 year ago
Megan Fox is overrated
kustomkure 1 year ago 4
XD LOL!!!!!
TheSuntoy 1 year ago
That´s how you say my name, in 01:01. lol
danalefay 1 year ago
Svetlana!!!!
cabbaddu 1 year ago
Screw the haters...Megan Fox is beautiful. I wish she would go lighter on the makeup though, because she has an exquisite face and her features are softened when she's not covered in eyeliner and bronzer. She makes a lovely fake redhead lol
pippacrawford 1 year ago 5
@pippacrawford
u'll be surprised how ugly people look without makeup,
because with makeup u see her features lookin perfect without they might look dis proportional, just sayin' but she is attractive
Cho0kz 1 year ago
megan is still goregous with a cheap wig on :)
cherry3654 1 year ago 2
love megan fox but I swear it sounded like svetlana was speaking japanese lol!
whatsgud4ya07 1 year ago 3
LOVE Megan Fox...........
bloodstarxxx 1 year ago
you gotta be kidding me I'd pay whatever the hell more, and this cheap bastard can't decide if to take megan fox home, because she's 10 dollars more than the chimp next to her XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD come on dude!
RjxBanes 1 year ago
So funny! And Megan fox is soo pretty! :)
prinsezzzzz 1 year ago
A blatant concept ripoff of the Chris Farley Chippendales skit
JAB5625 1 year ago
GET INTO THE GROOVE!! Thumbs Up!!!
mrtrob 1 year ago
omgggg looooool i really love katya's dresss!!!!!
honeycookie131 1 year ago
GOD megan has a beautiful face!! she is gorgeous
snowwhitequeenlover 1 year ago
lol
4everparishilton 1 year ago
Could you upload the Megan Fox skit where she and Kristen are the flight attendants who do not help the passengers, I thought it was hilarious.
YoungLadyGuru 1 year ago
Cheap bastard can't afford 10 more dollars?! #LOL
TheSecondEvolution 1 year ago
Megan is the finest girl ever....damn the things I would like to do her....I want her on a platter....
latinusmc1998 1 year ago
fred armisen is hot
gardengrowsevenonefo 1 year ago 4
megan fox is so hot
furie1 1 year ago 3
haha lolrotf
takidoki 1 year ago
hahahahaahahha very funny
22zooley 1 year ago
wow...this is not even a cm close to russian haha,,,wtf?! like they have a banana in their mouth, was it that hard just to learn a couple of lines in russian? some shitty mumbling.
DebicKris 1 year ago
xD hahah
SaraCHAII 1 year ago
I loved Megan on "Hope and Faith" she was really funny and sarcastic on it. Here, the script was bad (although this sketch was funny) and they only used her as a hot body.
brendamolecula 1 year ago
@brendamolecula
No offence, but the script is ALWAYS bad on SNL!
Now, I know that must be painful 4 a fan like ur self 2 hear, but dude, it is about time u moved 2 something that doesnt just make u smile.
loveshakespeare 1 year ago
@loveshakespeare guess you are right. I find TMZ or THE SOUP alot more funny.
brendamolecula 1 year ago
ROFLOL! Svetlana's face @ 4:13.
kairichan1990 1 year ago
she's pretty.... sorry but she is an awful actress. she has moments but overall she's not that great.
kittenDecember 1 year ago
megan fox is SO pretty!...i wish i looked like her :(
djones0012 1 year ago 2
@spaceman978
Say what?
scastimonia 1 year ago
To be fair she isn't a comedian and i think she did an ok job with what she was given she didn't write the sketch and she hardly had to do anything, if it's unfunny blame the actors whos job's are to be funny and the writers who should write funnier sketches.
Butteryjam 1 year ago
Svetlana has the same dress as the girl in Marble Columns :P
AbooMan 1 year ago
Dumb sketch
chocolateluver117 1 year ago 2
Ummm get a life?
EissaLamis 1 year ago
i love megan fox , she is gorgeous. and shes not a whore.
glenc0coa 1 year ago 163
@glenc0coa neither an actrees... lol
nephella 1 year ago
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@glenc0coa so whore means "Russian"?
TheChrisNong 1 year ago
@glenc0coa
don't forget stupid, untalented and generic as fuck
AlllisterFiend 1 year ago 6
@glenc0coa she definitely isn't shes only had 2 guys sexually
wozzers2 10 months ago
Hehe good video.
Asestar 1 year ago
yeah i get the frickin joke
nealex 1 year ago
Boring.
rockel1986 1 year ago 5
aw people leave megan alone.
Saroarr 1 year ago 3
Megan Fox = definition of sexy.
That other thing = fucked up.
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animebabe73 2 years ago
wow this bitch is unfunny
akroyd 2 years ago 25
fuck you...virgin
fresh3456 2 years ago
you're a megan fox fan? then you're probably the virgin, fuckup.
akroyd 2 years ago
How much cheaper is she again? Who is cheaper again? lol
ghrocker99661 2 years ago
LOL
frankiecheeks1990 2 years ago
i think it is pretty funny. i think you have to be more mature to get it.
mmmgreendonut 2 years ago 4
TO RUSSIANS SPEAKERS, did they really reply the questions aked in russian, or did they even speak russian, did you understand? . . . .anyone!
redd2424 2 years ago
@redd2424 NO! Megan said no in Russian the rest was pure gibbarish lol. LMAO this was hilarious. And My God Megan Fox is flawless, Russian women dont look THAT good! lol
MsRussianBeauty 2 years ago
No women look that good, she is in her very own category.
masterdimsen 2 years ago 4
@masterdimsen 100% TRUTH. Could not agree more.
MsRussianBeauty 2 years ago
she is a tart
lippy170 1 year ago
The only said a few words in russian, the rest was crap. At 3:18 she said spaseaba which is "thanks" but that was about it. Megan at 3:56 said neit which is "no"
doctorcatron 2 years ago
The questions and answers were not in russian.
It was a parody of russian language.
uliqed 2 years ago
no, they didn't speak in russian, not even close to it.
KalsXmcr 2 years ago
omg that is the best SNL ever
ballinpro24 2 years ago
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Pattiiification 2 years ago
she hardley spoke why dont u ppl like her!!!!
kstewmovieluvr 2 years ago
I know, she played the part given to her of the more calm and quiet and the other comedian would be the more talkative and animated one, its the show thats not so great anymore meanwhile megan fox is on the come-up big time.
goanyways 2 years ago
SNL gets dumber and dumber and dumber and less funny and less funny and less funny every year
redsxncubs23 2 years ago 4
she hardly even acted !!
jusmitajasmin 2 years ago 3
I would love to know how they did Fox's make-up on this one. So pretty.
ericamt 2 years ago 6
I dont think its the make up.
goanyways 2 years ago
this is so not funny but i would tear megan fox apart lol
iplaytheguitar73 2 years ago 3
megan fox is soo pretty
jaynemharper 2 years ago 17
buahahaha I love itt!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD lmao!
ikkitwins1 2 years ago
I am Russian, and i would like to take Katya .
uliqed 2 years ago
i would like to woop your ass
NinjaCOOKIEZZ74 2 years ago
I see you have some issues with Russians.
uliqed 2 years ago
hahahaa
rawrbetchhh 2 years ago
Bill Hader is so talented!
chwatermelon 2 years ago 4
Is the blonde one Liam "Kelly" Sullivan?
HunnyBunny143823 2 years ago
no its fred armisen from snl cast
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I'd let megan fox cook me breakfast in bed...
junkyjuice21 2 years ago
Megan fox is so pretty<3
love her<3:)
JessILYJ123 2 years ago 61
It sounds like Svetlana is singing "Into The Groove" by Madonna. Does anyone else agree?
GeoGP 2 years ago 28
yes it is Into the Groove by madonna
dnizz87 2 years ago 9
@GeoGP RETARD
braxtonmackenzie1 1 year ago
it went wayy to long.
LanaLilian 2 years ago
What a waste of megan fox, she is lovely though, if not a little bit weird
000TQ000 2 years ago
This is not very funny!!!
loganberry597 2 years ago
Not funny at all.
annitashane00 2 years ago
Whats the guys name? The one who plays the ugly russian? lol hes tooo funny
GUAlliance 2 years ago 4
@GUAlliance his name's fred armison
sergiothecomedian 2 years ago
Thanks! :)
GUAlliance 2 years ago
To much hate. in here !!
dnizz87 2 years ago
@dnizz87 where did you get this video? because id like to post the other skits megan did on snl :]
Dripdropxx 1 year ago
i feel too much hate here so i thought i throw megan some love. good on ya !
darchizen88 2 years ago 9
she is not a whore how can u say this u dont know her
mirandacosgrovewuver 2 years ago 11
and YOU know her? not.
ABCaseyMiller 2 years ago 2
The fact that u guys think that she is bitch because she looks like that or something is damn cool! She doenst look like bitch she looks SEXY and thats what hurts your eyes coz she is too hot! what are u jealous? is it a crime to be sexy? I know everyone loves her deep in heart, u guys just don't want to face the truth. U are trying to be original by saying that she is whore or something...
nincho127 2 years ago 6
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The American guy was not funny at ALL.
And $10?? Come on! Make it more realistic!
I would've believed $200.
This was worse than a MAD TV skit.
moroselove 2 years ago
dude its funny cuz he is stupid!
TheConnerLee 2 years ago 2
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I agree EPIC FAIL! Meagan can't act. She's ugly, dumb and, well. DUMB.
She's a mother F*****G B***H!
PhoniexCalling101 2 years ago
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Typical...MF just stands and looks pretty with no lines whatsoever...why? Cause she is a terrible actress!
Listentoyouracdc 2 years ago
i agree
renabanena 2 years ago