4)paste this on 4 video.if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. if you don't do this after reading this you will get bad luck send this this to 4 other videos in 143 minutes when done press F6 and the name of your crush WILL APPEAR
An adult gentleman possessing skin of a high melanin concentration has non-consentually and therefore illegally obtained, through dishonest means, my recreational, single-track means of transport and despite my efforts to reobtain the aforementioned automobile ignores the anti-moral bearing of his actions, most probably due to a lack of intention to return the vehicle to its rightful owner.
A man with a high concentration of eumelanin, of African descent, unlawfully came to possess my single-track, two- wheeled, manually-operated means of vehicular transport known as a "bicycle", and, without my consent, defrauded the aforementioned vehicle. He then attempted to flee from my area to burglarize the vehicle and take possession of it. I then pursued him, screaming intolerant, prejudiced, racial obscenities at the man.
A man of dark skin hue and African heritage acquired a two-wheeled manually powered transportation system, a possession of mine, without my written nor verbal consent, rendering the act of this African-Americal male unlawful and morally questionable, forcing me to use my less effective natural form of travel to pursue this evil-doer in order to retrieve my vehicle from this horizontally challenged man. Despite my fine and proper manners, I cannot help but exclaim "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!"
"n December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want die"
"n December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want to die"
A man of dark skin hue and African heritage acquired a two-wheeled manually powered transportation system, a possession of mine, without my written nor verbal consent, rendering the act of this African-Americal male unlawful and morally questionable, forcing me to use my less effective natural form of travel to pursue this evil-doer in order to retrieve my vehicle from this horizontally challenged man. Despite my fine and proper manners, I cannot help but exclaim "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!"
@VEVOcorporate If a nigga stole my internet then how would I be on YouTube... Only a retarded beaner would say something like that, come on man, step up.
An adult gentleman possessing skin of a high melanin concentration has non-consentually and therefore illegally obtained, through dishonest means, my recreational, single-track means of transport and despite my efforts to reobtain the aforementioned automobile ignores the anti-moral bearing of his actions, most probably due to a lack of intention to return the vehicle to its rightful owner.
@GPWfiles why is everyone trying to do that thing where you make it sound complicated? everyone is shit at it except the original guy who wrote the first one.
@AileanaGrant the second result when you type nigga stole my bike into youtube search, read the description the maker of the video quotes a comment posted ages ago which is by far the best one
dude look like he shit himself when he saw a black guy stole his bike
Darkness19Z 6 hours ago
(comment stolen by nigga)
MultiEvgin 2 days ago
Nigga robó mi idioma...
Keroro9864 5 days ago
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SOPA stole my rights!
SkillGex 1 week ago
Nigga stole 15 seconds of my life -_-
jetsfan2351 1 week ago
I was driving down the road the other day and saw a black man on a bicycle and I said "Oh, so that's where my bike went!"
pokeloveriscool 1 week ago
nigga stole my mom
TheALPHAVEGAN 1 week ago
nigga stole my pizza
TheEvilchicken0 2 weeks ago
nigga stole my keyo;av sorry my nigga stole my keyboard but i got it back
TheDavisDilemma 3 weeks ago
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE
KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE
UR LOVER.NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING
THIS SO DON'T STOP.
1)say your name 10 times
2)say your mom's name 5 times
3)say your crushes name 3 times
4)paste this on 4 video.if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. if you don't do this after reading this you will get bad luck send this this to 4 other videos in 143 minutes when done press F6 and the name of your crush WILL APPEAR
Ndog9998 3 weeks ago
Hiow did I end up here?
ConnorJamesBoden 3 weeks ago
Nigga stole my time.
NeoGamemaster 3 weeks ago
Nigga stole my paper
Gnorcteen1 4 weeks ago
You stole my 15 seconds. I want them back.
MisterC1989 1 month ago 2
nigga bought my bike
monkeystyle90 1 month ago
Nigga stole my chicken tenders
Caliboyswagg7 1 month ago
@mrrobotonaihu and that can't be help lol
GamesForLife123 1 month ago
Nigga stole my arrow to da knee.
Neonflowful 1 month ago
( nigga stole my comment)
Nush62 1 month ago
a nigga bike stolen by an other nigga.
Lyk1ns 1 month ago
is that all i have to do in a youtube video is include nigga and bike xD
1Shotisback 1 month ago
ಠ_ಠ not nice
SuperRafipl 1 month ago
Anyone Got A Cloth? There Is Some Green Stuff On The Dislike Bar
Videos12273 1 month ago
NiggaStoleMySpacebar:(
Bing3450 1 month ago
nigga stole 15 seconds of my life.........
SuperBeta80 1 month ago
nice amount of dislikes, retard.
MisoJapanese 2 months ago
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nigga stole my humor
rocketskullz 2 months ago
fuck u asshole
jasonmahmood 2 months ago
He's not a nigga if he's red...
AydenMize 2 months ago
I guess the nigga had stol his bike, or?
Latinohunter 2 months ago
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niggastolemyspacebar
LeonelKz 2 months ago
niggastolemyspacebar
Reece805 2 months ago
An adult gentleman possessing skin of a high melanin concentration has non-consentually and therefore illegally obtained, through dishonest means, my recreational, single-track means of transport and despite my efforts to reobtain the aforementioned automobile ignores the anti-moral bearing of his actions, most probably due to a lack of intention to return the vehicle to its rightful owner.
For short, Nigga stole my bike.
Qben5 2 months ago 32
@Qben5 Run-on sentence is lengthy
Raiown 1 week ago
@Qben5 thank you for making my day kind sir
dustmaker1212 1 week ago 2
@Qben5 single-track means of transport does not describe a bike.
TheOriginalEntz 1 day ago
crap help he might steal the lightsaber
The1000oo 2 months ago
Niggastolemyspacebar.
aggrokid100 3 months ago
Nigga stole my bike.
JBrrou 3 months ago
No surprises that this vid is sparking a bunch of racial slurs all around.
TaintedBurro 3 months ago
@TaintedBurro; nigga stole my inhibitions.
TeamPlayersChannel 2 months ago
peAce to the gods.
TheFLyEnd 3 months ago
He looks like one of those opposite bending leg aliens from that one movie with Charlie Sheen in it.
JerFhilm 3 months ago
nigga has steal my grammar
xBoks1x 3 months ago
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A man with a high concentration of eumelanin, of African descent, unlawfully came to possess my single-track, two- wheeled, manually-operated means of vehicular transport known as a "bicycle", and, without my consent, defrauded the aforementioned vehicle. He then attempted to flee from my area to burglarize the vehicle and take possession of it. I then pursued him, screaming intolerant, prejudiced, racial obscenities at the man.
vladuski 3 months ago
Lmfao 1000+ dislikes
busymavado12 3 months ago
@Q8379 lol good point
GANJAxxTHExxCURE 3 months ago
@Q8379 Nobody would have ever figured that out...
GANJAxxTHExxCURE 3 months ago
Fuck wrong with his legs?
dontae407 3 months ago
0:15
joanneandres1 3 months ago
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A man of dark skin hue and African heritage acquired a two-wheeled manually powered transportation system, a possession of mine, without my written nor verbal consent, rendering the act of this African-Americal male unlawful and morally questionable, forcing me to use my less effective natural form of travel to pursue this evil-doer in order to retrieve my vehicle from this horizontally challenged man. Despite my fine and proper manners, I cannot help but exclaim "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!"
ikillu4coin1 4 months ago
ngg stl my vwls
I dont think anyones gonna get this, but whatever...
GANJAxxTHExxCURE 4 months ago
@GANJAxxTHExxCURE Wll, gt t.
Leftbehind47 3 months ago
@GANJAxxTHExxCURE vowels
frkenloodles 3 months ago
@GANJAxxTHExxCURE Stl mn t...
TaintedBurro 3 months ago
Nigga stole your likes!
gabrielomega1 4 months ago
Nigga stole my Sound!
TasteoFail 4 months ago
niggastolemyspacebar
optionen100 4 months ago
Your doing it wrong.
noobailuregaming 4 months ago
u a bit simple?
1234567tecno 4 months ago
(comment stolen by nigga)
24codfan 4 months ago
Paperboy runs really funny :D
Knux95 4 months ago
niggastolemyspacebar
pivotlordOMG 4 months ago
blah blah blah nigga stole my blah
opacinfull 5 months ago
my brother stole a nigga
TheMarshall92 5 months ago
niggastolemyspacebar
Mematman15 5 months ago
Bitch im black and we don steal we leave dat to da mexicans
DarknessRising316 5 months ago
@DarknessRising316 shut the fuck up nigger , im not mexican but you nigger are criminal fuck y'all
yojelsonrc 5 months ago
LOL OMFG WHAT
KawaiiKiko1 5 months ago
әuo ʎɐqә ɐ Ⴁʇ!ʍ ʇ! pәɔɐႨdәɹ puɐ pɹɐoqʎәʞ pႨo ʎɯ әႨoʇs ɐƃƃ!u
lunovintoys 5 months ago
Lolz his legs r far away
crazydude749688 5 months ago
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"n December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want die"
lubibubi123 5 months ago
@lubibubi123 he died because god wanted him to use facebook not myspace
u people who post these will be baned from youtube so stfu
ryan190sl 5 months ago
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"n December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother cecked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.Sorry don't want to die"
Fhuuzion 5 months ago
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(Nigga stole my comment)
tdsupersaiyan 5 months ago
mexican stole my bike
SoldadodelArco 5 months ago
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A man of dark skin hue and African heritage acquired a two-wheeled manually powered transportation system, a possession of mine, without my written nor verbal consent, rendering the act of this African-Americal male unlawful and morally questionable, forcing me to use my less effective natural form of travel to pursue this evil-doer in order to retrieve my vehicle from this horizontally challenged man. Despite my fine and proper manners, I cannot help but exclaim "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!"
blakhawk999 5 months ago
niggastolemyspacebar
fish97826 5 months ago
a nigga stole the bike of 922 people! fuking niggas
etgor 5 months ago
nigga stole my! oh wait, hes in the back of the bus
VEVOcorporate 5 months ago
@VEVOcorporate Thats fucking racist. what are you? probably a damn beaner mexican or some shit.
TheEmericaboy187 5 months ago
@TheEmericaboy187 your a dumb hypocrite, arent you now
VEVOcorporate 5 months ago
@VEVOcorporate you're not mexican? then what are you? terrorist?
TheEmericaboy187 5 months ago
@TheEmericaboy187 do you even know what a hypocrite is you dumb hypocrite?
VEVOcorporate 5 months ago
@VEVOcorporate oh so you are mexican? lol, damn that sucks yo... Nigga in the back of the bus but Mexican not allowed in country.
TheEmericaboy187 5 months ago
@TheEmericaboy187 rather live in a 3rd world country with my dignety in attach than getting my ass lynched for drinking out of the wrong fountain
VEVOcorporate 5 months ago
@VEVOcorporate as least you tried to be funny... thats what counts.
TheEmericaboy187 5 months ago
@TheEmericaboy187 nigga stole your comeback
VEVOcorporate 5 months ago
@VEVOcorporate nigga stole your lawnmower.
TheEmericaboy187 5 months ago
@TheEmericaboy187 nigga stole your internet
VEVOcorporate 4 months ago
@VEVOcorporate If a nigga stole my internet then how would I be on YouTube... Only a retarded beaner would say something like that, come on man, step up.
TheEmericaboy187 4 months ago
@TheEmericaboy187 sorry, if I wanted my cumback, I wouldve wiped it off your face
VEVOcorporate 4 months ago
NIGGA STOLE MY WTF?!
LosSantosRadio 5 months ago
NIGGA STOLE MY TIME FOR THIS VIDEO
TheNeedbackup 5 months ago
luckily nigga didn't steal your seat on the short-bus
zazzhands 5 months ago
WTF
beccaeatsalot 5 months ago
this is so bad
its hilarious
CaveJohnson100 6 months ago
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(Comment stolen by nigga)
PlainAverageRob 6 months ago
Nigga stole my *insert ANY word here*
MrSnizzzzz 6 months ago
NIGGA STOLE MY 15 SECONDS THAT HELL NEVER GIVE BAK
BAYBAYLIONZ 6 months ago
Nigga Stole This Vid
MrPokemon657 6 months ago
(nigga stole my comment)
conewert 6 months ago
Looks like joe's house from family guy.
usuk173 6 months ago
Nigga stole my ideas for Nigga stole my [insert whatever]!
MrInsaneMixer 6 months ago
nigga stole my happiness
pollotierrez 6 months ago
nigga stole my (insert something funny here)
megajazz1000 6 months ago
People just use this video as an excuse to hate on black people :/
XDBZNaruto 6 months ago
And news papers!
astheshadowsdance 6 months ago
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An adult gentleman possessing skin of a high melanin concentration has non-consentually and therefore illegally obtained, through dishonest means, my recreational, single-track means of transport and despite my efforts to reobtain the aforementioned automobile ignores the anti-moral bearing of his actions, most probably due to a lack of intention to return the vehicle to its rightful owner.
Or more simply:NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!! :D
Angjelo98 6 months ago
lol the guy in the yellow looks like a rapist and the kid is on the bike running away
Moddrak3 7 months ago 8
Good parts and bad parts of this video.
Good part, if any - Paper Boy for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Fuck yes.
Bad parts - Too many to count or acknowledged.
ilikemynameNOTHING 8 months ago
@ilikemynameNOTHING Its NES
luigitheracoon12 7 months ago
@luigitheracoon12 Meant Paper Boy 2, my baddies.
ilikemynameNOTHING 7 months ago
@ilikemynameNOTHING oh ok
luigitheracoon12 7 months ago
[Comment stole by Nigga]
koolOVERkill 8 months ago 68
@koolOVERkill
yes(rest of comment stolen by nigga)lol
5326BOOM 5 months ago
@koolOVERkill So was the "n" eh?
Baboonaiih 4 months ago
NIGGA STOLE MY 0:15 !
Slaya0Zombies1243 8 months ago 29
@Slaya0Zombies1243 Nigga stole 0:14 actually!
Bjgemini524 4 months ago 44
I hadn't realized it was hammer time.
OvaNineThousand 8 months ago
This video represents the truth. Everybody knows Fat Albert is a lousy nigga.
dashaftable 9 months ago
the guy jizzed in his pants.
thedarkabyss100 9 months ago
326 people got their bikes stolen. 827 black guys got caught. Thumbs up!
200mewtwo4 9 months ago
826 got their bikes stole THUMBS UP SO THEY CAN SEE!
200mewtwo4 9 months ago 4
LAME
Jabreezy1100 9 months ago
In soviet russia, bikes steal nigga
waddlerobloxxxx 9 months ago
nigga stole my 0.15sec
Angelo000100 9 months ago 2
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nigga
Aslightsadist 9 months ago
this is good compared to some videos i see on youtube these days
senorretard 10 months ago
An African-American has illegally acquired my two-wheeled method of transportation
RainbowManification 10 months ago
i think the nigga should steal the dick out of your mouth!
wollerauman 10 months ago
nigga stole my time
subsonicsnake 10 months ago
nigga stole 15 seconds of my life
halobrother09 10 months ago 2
in soviet russia bike steal nigga
badboyjames189 10 months ago
Brothers & Sisters, here's what I think of all our Arab "leaders!"
TheArabV 10 months ago
LOL WTF XD
chicagosportfan 10 months ago
at 0:00 nigga stole the day?
TheThesukzass 10 months ago
wow so true.
Niggas always stealin bikes.
ilikemitchhedberg 10 months ago
NiggaStoleMySpacebar
halofanteam 11 months ago
I lol'd xD
GokuKidVideos 11 months ago
F*ck yo bike N!gga‼ Buy another one ya rich mothau f*ckah‼
robertsfunny1995 11 months ago
a man of african acendensy as taken my human powerd vehcile with out the owners permisssion of usage
GPWfiles 11 months ago
@GPWfiles STFU!! You stole that comment from @hesitation24!!! Come up with your OWN material!!
pretearking 11 months ago
@GPWfiles why is everyone trying to do that thing where you make it sound complicated? everyone is shit at it except the original guy who wrote the first one.
VirginBurglar 10 months ago
@VirginBurglar what is the original. where can i find it?
AileanaGrant 10 months ago
@AileanaGrant the second result when you type nigga stole my bike into youtube search, read the description the maker of the video quotes a comment posted ages ago which is by far the best one
VirginBurglar 10 months ago
his legs have deformed in to the shape of the bike
Mmiinntt1111 1 year ago
nigga stole my copyright
XxSceneHavokJonasxX 1 year ago
Nigga stole my lightsaber version:
/watch?v=0vyoNaN4-88
Cro956 1 year ago
you have some bad cops
XXXxxxXXXlangland 1 year ago
The video gets really better after 0:15
PaulieDeMafia210 1 year ago
751 ppl are nigga hahahaha :D
ninjablack100 1 year ago
Problem, liberals?
hardstyle905 1 year ago
funny
RussianBearz 1 year ago
I want 15 seconds of my life back.
MasterX456 1 year ago
@MasterX456
agreed,or a new bike.XD
SpinDoctor91 1 year ago
@MasterX456 nigga stole your 15 seconds of your life
Franco13SC 1 year ago 43
Paperboy runs like if he had a goddamn stick up his muthafucking ass.
joaovictor1994 1 year ago
so dumb i laughed
baretandwow1 1 year ago
Obama stole my bike.
simba703 1 year ago
whats the name of the game
TheBled709 1 year ago
this is so stupid its funny
shirayasha 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia...
BIKE STOLE MY NIGGA!
999shyguy 1 year ago 4
LOLOLOL
KawaiiKiko1 1 year ago
lol
BennyDaBuff 1 year ago
i find it to be hillarious
MrSchmerr 1 year ago
FAIL!
mike060187 1 year ago
WHERES MAH BIKE!?
adamman556 1 year ago
Nigga Stole My Time
killerneon302 1 year ago 44
@killerneon302 lmfao
StreetSurfinn 1 year ago
lol paper boy was the shiz! especially while stoned
k3ith2x23 1 year ago
Nigga Stole My Paper
JuanTheReptile 1 year ago
Paper Boy....this was a hard game
PAC1977IRISH 1 year ago
NIGGA STOLE MY ABLITY TO MAKE GOOD VIDEOS
TheRoadblade 1 year ago 410
@TheRoadblade Dude I literally laughed for 60 seconds straight at that comment XD
MrUsername5678888 1 year ago