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  • I saw the Pablo Francisco one, and it was awesome. I don't find Mencia that funny.

  • i love this video :D i think it was awesome having the pink hair bitch being the kranker (shes a asshole)(not mean to off fend anyone who likes her) i also gald to be an american :)

  • The audio on this video makes me glad to be an American! :D

  • Bin laden dead. We kicked the middle eastern guy's ass.

  • Yeah bitch!! Don't fuck with America!!!

  • This is a Warning to ALL Terrorist If they think they will get a way with anything

  • "Oh remember we blew up two of buildings"

    Carlos: "Oh and we blew up two of your countries. You wanna play this game bitch?!"

    XD

  • AHHHH MOTHER FUCKER I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!! I'm gonna get so many angry replies. Great vid. suck it taliban!

  • @darkflare598 omfg -.-

    i wasnt even thinking that DX

  • hahahahaha anola GAY!!!

  • It was like blacky, darky, cracker wonder powers activitate LMFAO

  • "The name of the plane that dropped that delivered the weapons was the Anola Gay! Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get bombed in the ass! CAUSE THAT'S HOW WE PLAY THE GAME"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • we hav those bombs that u seek and guess wat......we alrdy used them. Twice

  • i love carlos mencia's jokes. i'm white and i laugh my ass off when i see him on tv and hear his jokes on youtube, especially when he makes white jokes. so for those that hate him, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US FANS ENJOY HIS JOKES!!

  • we've killed thousandz...well we've killed millionz....

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­ahahahahahahahahahaha*dies*

  • genious

  • 1:00-1:30 EPIC!!! LMAO

  • He has a point! :D

    We blew up 2 of your buildings

    WE BLEW UP 2 OF UR COUNTRYS!

    We have killed thousands of people

    BITCH! WEVE KILLED MILLIONS!

    were looking for an atomic bomb and when we find them we might just use them

    OH! WELL GUESS WHAT? WE HAVE THOSE BOMBS AND WE ALREADY USED THEM! XD LOL

  • Naruto is a great american...Or japanese...or whatever!!!!

    Wait, did he just say that he isn't white?

    LOL, and he called temari black!!!!

    Great vid, 5 stars!!!!!!

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuu we bombed two of your countriies XD

  • never knew Islamic people were from japan

  • "bitch we've killed -millions-" XD

  • hahaha, yeah, best part!

  • Wow. He has a point!!

  • U rock Carlos Mencia!!!! He changed my life.

    lmao[really]

  • He sucks as a comedian but he is the hero for free thought in humor and that is why people say he's funny. well he's ok as a comedian. he's come up with only a few jokes all by himself, but that's only half of what make someone funny. the other half is being able to deliver a joke and how you do it. Carlos REALLY delivers in that department.

    " if anyone is taking these jokes offensively. shut up, sharpen YOUR verbal sword, take aim at the opponent fire fire back with some digs of your own."

    -BFG

  • 100% agreed for all those for free speech give this guy a thumbs up

  • LMFAO 0:46

  • he's a comedian, he can say what ever he wants

  • hell yea!

  • I just felt a boost in my pride of our country! :D

  • Me too! XD

  • U wanna play this bitch!

  • lfmao. XDDDD this guy is ***** awesome!!!

  • Bytch We've Killed

    Millions

  • i could watch 500 times and i STILL

    would laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i LOVE carlos mencia XD

  • LOL he uses races in a way that isnt really ALL that rude.

  • Answer to the description:

    We don't hate Mencia 'cause of his race jokes, but 'cause he steals material.

  • You're answering for everyone then?

  • he steals material?

  • So people have said. But, really, the truth is, the way the world is going, all the comedians are using the same material just differently. Making fun of Bush, Mexicans, blah blah. Border shit. The works. Thats all you hear about in jokes.

  • Ah, unoriginality. That can be a problem when the same things are overused.

  • Mhm!

  • Well, most comedians talk about the same stuff, but Mencia just copies jokes already used.

    Check out the Bill Cosby joke that Mencia did, or that thing about Jesus he stole from Sam Kinison.

    The guy's just a prick (and so is Dane Cook) .

    C'moon maaan I got no dick maaaan, c'moon.(check out the south park "fishsticks" episode)

  • if you dont like him then dont watch videos with him in it jeez that simple

  • yeah people can be such idiots when it comes to hating...they put in a bunch of theatrical poetry about how many things are wrong with this guy and how much he sucks, cause they got nothing better to do.

  • i dont think it matters if he stole materail he makes it funnier and thats all it need to be

  • @lily0123 exactly, who the fuck cares if he does? he has the style that lets him get away with it

  • watch?v=dM-3cZeLWJc

    watch this =)

  • @Pinokio131 oh? so tell me. what did he steal in this joke since you're so sure about the stealing?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY IS AWESOME!

  • I love how "garaa of the DESERT" is the arabic cat lol

  • Talk about national unity! Go CARLOS!

    woot. Race is funny to talk about, i know i'm about 20!

  • His people? You mean the Germans? I guess they got a little crazy during WW2

  • one word... (funny) better yet to funny

  • i can't watch this without laughing

  • we have killed thousandsof ppl...i'm like bitch we'we killed millions XD

  • Garaa:You beter remember we blow up 2 of your buildings!

    Naruto:OwOH.You better remember we blow up 2 of your countries bitch!!! Hah!!

    nice!!XD

  • Which show was this?

  • I believe this was Carlos Mencia, No Strings Attatched. I could be wrong.

  • No your right.

  • fucking awesome video!!!!!!

  • i kno he makes fun of everyone he even make fun of mexicans by saying beaners and out the beaner jeez get over it people

  • ahaha I love Carlos Mencia and he`s my best Comedian

  • "we blew up two of your buidings..." "well we blew up 2 of your countries ha" great

  • damn right!

  • this guy is the shit!!!!

    GO AMERICA!!!!!!

  • fuck you man

  • indian and black

  • XDDDD lol

    XD hes right us mexicans are vicious!!

  • rofl omg i love carlos mencia!! HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS???

  • lol! "you wana play this game BITCH?"

    Huzzah I'm black and whiteXD

  • Hilarious

  • lmfao

    Love it .. He makes america sound really cool ^^

  • xDD

    lmfao!!

  • LMAO! darky. blacky, cracker wonder twin powers activate! XD

  • "we blew up 2 of your buildings"

    "we blew up 2 of your countries, you wanna play this game bitch?!" haha XD

  • XDDD lol

  • blacky,darky,cracker wonder twin poweres actavate!!  xDDD

  • hold on i'm half black and half mexican where the hell do I come in?????

  • i dont kno.. xD

  • I don't know but that means your blaxican! That means your half black and half mexican. Your lucky you can say the n word and beaner. I can say beaner because I'm mexican.

  • You might be a wonder twin already :)

  • Blackey, Darkey, and Cracker! WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!! LALALALALALALALA^^

  • bitch, we've killed MILLIONS!

  • my people do have those bombs you seek and guess what bitch we already used them

    TWICE

  • w00t!!!! SHAZAAAAM! XD very funneh and friggin awesome! GO MENCIA!!!

  • Very umm... patriotic XD

    I liked it

  • best comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

  • EPIC WIN!!!!

  • blacky,darky,cracker wonder twin poweres actavate get archmed

  • I just bust out laughing at that part

    that was hilarious  ^-^

  • KICK A**!!!!

  • weve killed millions!!XDD ha i heard this on the show and i was cracking up and my cousin wanted me to turn it off for his kid and i was all btch my ppl are crazy. he was all O.o anyway great job!!!

  • that was funny as hell.....XD

  • Laffin' out laud

    funneh yo!

  • omg, i almost craped myself lol-ing

  • this was sort of funny but dont get me wrong i like his work but this was a litte 2 soft.

  • lol

  • "we have killed thousands of ppl"

    "im like bitch we killed millions" XD

  • funny as hell

  • rofl!

  • idk... hes just not funny =///

  • curious as to why you clicked on this video then? Not to be rude or anything, just wondering is all.

  • lol, well idk, cuz i heard him before and he wasnt that good, but i thout id give him another try but ya, and nah i dont care that much about racist jokes but i guess hes just not my type of comedian, didnt mean to upeset u or anythin

  • bitch weve killed millions 3 dicks and 5 balls lmao

  • "blacky, darky,cracker,Wonder twin power,activate!GET ACHHME!" LOL ROFLAMO

  • once achmed started blowing shit

    up it was like

    blackie,darkie,cracker

    wonder twins powers activated

    get achmed!!

    alalla ahhh

  • call japan, they'll connect u with a man with 3 penises and 5 balls, THAT'S how we play the game baby!!!! LMAO!!! HILARIOUS!!

  • you wanna play this game bitch?! lol

  • garaa is middle easter= LOL

  • rofl lol i love dis shit carlos mencia+naruto-funny

  • this shit cool i use limewire too XD

  • that was freaking hilarious so funny . i love mencia

  • I LOVE NARUTO&&carlos mencia..

    hahaha......this is awesome...

  • omg!! that was funny!

  • dude were did u find this clips they look great plz respond

  • Dude..Limewire. lol I get all my stuff off Limewire. hope that helped

  • lol i already have limewire lol

  • well, you should be able to download episodes from there then.

  • BITCH, We've killed MILLIONS x3

  • blakie darky crackr activate lol lmao, ask that japanese guy that has 3 penises and 5 balls rofl hilarious

  • FREAKING HALARIOUS, best naruto vid ever lol

  • this made me lol sooo much good job

  • it's true

  • wonder twins unite! hahaha i was laughing so hard at that part!!!

  • we blew up 2 of your buildings

    ooohhh we blew up 2 of your countries !

    YOU WANNA PLAY DIS GAME BITCH !!! lol i love dat

  • Carlos Mencia RULES, I've never heard this before But its true

  • LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • hehe

  • SO FUNNY

  • blacky darky cracker wonder twin powers activate!!!XD

    sweet this is my fave make more

  • ohhh,we blew up 2 of yr countreis

  • "It was like Blackie, Darkie, Cracker. Wonder twin powers activate!" omg lmfao

  • Wicked sweetness ^.^ 5/5.

    I love Mencia! He's friggin' awesome!!

  • lol... omfg... carlos... wat woun't u say...

    god damn mofo... 3 penises and 5 balls... lmao!!!

  • dope nd true

  • Hey guys WTF are you arguing about, America were in full right to bomb Japan, I like Japan. At the time Japan attacked America for no reason, I am also happy Japan did that, cause if they hadn't we would all be talking German it was that event that got America in the war. England are great at war, but I can admit it Germany were hard bastards it took the UK, Russia and America to take them down. We needed all 3 to win

  • funny as hell but fucking gay ass naruto i stoped watching that when i was like 7 and im 14 now

  • I really hope that a guy with asthma doesn't watch this.

  • i have ashtma o.o

  • I hope you had your inhaler when you saw this. Is don't want you literally dying for laughter. lol

  • ditto! i was all like *Cough* HAHAHAHAHAH!!! *puff <---(inhaler noise)* WONDER TWINS POWERS UNITE!!!!! that's the best part because it's true!!!

  • lmao

  • omg too fucking funny..i had to pause* -laugh for 5minutes- play* all the way through ahh XD x100 most def. a favorite

  • CHA! Hilarious!

  • LMAO!!

  • hahahahaha XDXDXDXD

  • funny

  • That IS the way we play the game!

  • hahahhaahahahhhahah funny

    x]

  • *sigh* Why is it that people always argue and bitch at each other over something so trivial?...its a stupid little video I made cause I was bored and had nothing better to do. Would It helped if I apologized for my being bored?...sheesh. Well Whatever, if you don't like this, please keep your comments to yourself, don't be fucked up to the people that did like it. Sorry if this damn video insulted anyone or something like that. Just stop arguing in my comments spot.. -_- Thanks.

  • Lol that was funny.

  • this video rules

    blackie, darkie, cracker! Wonder Twin powers activate!

  • lol that wasa so funny but i dont think we did use them bombs o_o still its fucking Funny LOL

  • Yeah we did we dropped two bombs just like he said.

    Also I agree with you this joke is freaking hilarious LOL

  • blackie,darkie,cracker LOL he totally blammed that guy XD im pretty sure he says: boned in the ass lol

  • ge bones in the ----------------

  • lol! 5/5

  • wonder twin power activate!

  • how dare u usa,how dare

    leave awesome japan outta this

    i may not be japanese but i take offence BITCH!!

  • dats because youre gay

  • dude shut the fuch why the hell u gettin so fuckin upset about it its a joke if its so fuckin offensive why the hell did u watch it? i got 2 things 2 say

    1: dont ever fuckin try me again in yo life bitch ill fuck yo ass up

    2: this is america, if you dont like bein able to say watever u want then go ova there to japan and live wit dem motha fuckers

  • jeez dude keep ur hair on

    i have feelings here too u know so i got two things to say to you to

    1-leave me along and work on ur crazy spelling

    2-i will go and live in Japan one day and y r u even watching this naruto its Japnaese

    u wierdo's depand on Japan for ur suply of manga,anime,and naruto

    and ur the one trying me here

    P.S i live in ireland so get ur facts right freak

  • Ok first of I like Japan but I think this is funny I mean come on it's a freaking joke so get over it dude seriuosly

  • yeah ok fine^ ^

  • i live in ireland 2

  • cool u live in dublin?

    am not trying stalk u or anything^ ^hah

  • Shut up, why the fuck did you have to point out you live in Ireland, jesus, I LIVE IN ENGLAND, my country at one point was the biggest empire in the world but we gave countries there freedom, se I can brag to, but I have something to brag about. Unlike you, this goes to the crying bitch DNAngelica, the only thing you have to brag about, my country at one poitn and some still are RAGING ALCOHOLICS AND WIFE BEATERS

  • its not offencive bitch asshole thats saying JAPANESE HAVE POWER