Clubs Deuce's homework

[CCHVBFF]

Amazing! 

[ELOGuvnor]

How do I even express how much I love this? I fucking can't, man. I just fucking can't.

[Robogeek360]

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[AkitaKey]

This is way to cute~!!!

[blueberryFootstools]

Headcannon! All the way!

[elphingirl28]

this is fucking awesome... :D :dies:

[snapelicious]

What is this a parody of? I'm having flashbacks here... <3

[maxrocks14]

I want to adopt a Clubs Deuce.

[kiomie77]

So mother fucking PRECIOUS

[SuperChocolateMadnes]

This is so cuuuuute!! >w<

[Leafsw0rd]

Clubs Duece is such an adorable child.

[Pinkkrice]

That is so fucking cute.

[thergatoj]

They're a pack of murderous, ruthless criminals.

They're also CD's family and he loves them.

Say it with me folks:

D'AWWWWW!

[Mikhaki]

BUT SOMETIMES HE EATS PEOPLE

oh no

BUT I GUESS THEY TASTE GOOD OR SOMETHING

this is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life

[MarshmallowRadiation]

AH made this canon. This is Clubs' canon voice now.

[MQuinny1234]

Didn't expect this cuteness, but it's quite nice. A little heartwarming I guess.

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

brb loling forever

[Wafflepal]

D'AWWWWWWWW. <3

[EckScizor]

this is CD's canon voice?

[Dah3llboy]

D'AWW.

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

You're not a girl?

[Eagle0600]

And now he's dead. Because he killed Jade.

He shouldn't have done that.

[Eagle0600]

@Eagle0600: Heh, actually now that I think about it this is a different CD.

[Meggie5610]

OH. MAH. GAOSHDISDGFISGVIHYBI SO DAMN CYOOOTE

[rainbowhappy88]

this is so cute x3

[Rathdrumr]

I didn't think of a whale.

[404joeygirl]

OMFG! Deuce is so cute! I just wanna pull him close, put my face to his and go "SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE!!!"

[Deafmonkey21]

Adorable and Canon.

YES

[madsli]

DAAAAAWWW.......

[RealSolidSalamander]

I...Have no fucking idea what to say.

[TheGamergirl216]

SO

FUCKING

CUTE

LOVE IT

[Innalheid]

I thoroughly enjoy this video it's adorable.

[JosiePika]

:D

/hugs CD

[CinoChecker]

This is adorable <:D

[lucarichiisover18]

I heard that Andrew made this canon owo

[mangalink25]

wow....your voice is very calming....

[EmberDeathApples14]

Awww. You cute little Deuce family-3

[QueenToJoker]

aww this was cute, don't you think it's cute? i found it cute.

[softnfluff]

TOOO CUUUUTE!

[scaramouche16]

sO, tHIS IS PROBABLY, uHH, tHE GREATEST THING i'VE EVER SEEN, oR SOMETHING, bECAUSE, iT MAKES ME HAPPY, oN THE INSIDE,

[Highstar25]

BULL PENIS CANE.

[zerosvc2]

...This was already my headcanon.

WHAT'S RIGHT WITH ME

[SDRDarkraikou]

I guess it's all based on how he is as your headcannon.

It's pretty fitting for those who think he has a personality like this, but it's just plain weird for those who think he has a personality probably like the other three or such.

Personally, I'm in between the cute side and serious side of him. :I

HGFGBNMGJHB I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS

[TenguXx]

Holy shit, suddenly I can remember which of the Midnight Crew is which. :O

[TheOprichniki1]

SOMETHING THIS ADORABLE IS, I DON'T EVEN.

[Ibethediesfirst]

I dunno, I mean, clubs deuce does fondly regard everything with love or something because he's a really nice guy and very childlike.

This could be a bit too much, but it's not totally out of the question.

Although this still kind've disgusts me because of how cute it is. I'm not into the whole cute thing.

So I guess I'm both for and against this video.

[cassie159]

that was the cutest thing ever ;w; <3 <3

[lonewolf49]

THIS WAS CUTE

[Metalvendetta27]

sometimes he eats people...ᵒʰ ᶰᵒ⋅⋅⋅ But... I guess they taste good or something.

that made me lol so hard!

[mylightside]

At first I was like whuuh?

But then, I D'AWWWWWD <3

[RebelSkiichan]

UBUBUBU THIS IS TOO CUTE OH GOD

[tangyorange33]

NERVOUS BROAD CAMEO YESSS

[Avalongaurdian]

.. That was freakin' awesome...

[TwinArmagedons]

I don't.

What.

I didn't even know there was a level of cute this high.

WHERE THE FUCK AM I.

[BacuChan]

EUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT IS HOW DISGUSTED I AM

[Verscilith]

@BacuChan shhh because I'm pretty sure Hussie said this is canon.

Got that info secondhand but yeah.

[xanderdune]

<3. That is all.

[Ifer30]

I would say this is adorabloodthirsty, but it's obvious that this Two of Clubs hasn't a bloodthirsty bone in his body. :)

[SteamBirds]

Oh my goodness this is so cute.

[QhaoticZombie]

HA HA, OH GOD.

THAT WAS ADORABLE AND HILARIOUS AND ALL THOSE OTHER WORDS.

[MaiLeviathan]

Oh...oh god. I can't actually speak right now. All the words coming out of my mouth are...they're gibberish. This is just so adorable and alkfbklsngfgnfgkmafglkmtrhg8 sf890hjfghjosdpofhmZDSIHF;psfd­ gi/'3[4TCNJ--!!

/cough

...so cute.

[Introbulus]

DUECE, HOW COULD YOU STEAL THE RING WHEN YOU ARE SO NICE?! D:

[Ikehammer]

Dis is da cyootist

[Poochilo]

Oh.

Oh god.

Deuce is the most adorable mobster ever. ;_;

[AxienTheHedgie]

this makes me want to read the intermission.

and listen to the midnight crew's track

all of the songs.

all of them.

[cedarstorm]

This is the cutest thing I've watched ever. :'D

[Shellwhite]

O.O /squeal! OH GOD DAMN SO ADORABLE!!!!! /hands in all his man cards

[Goatmon]

WHAT THE DEUCE?!

[gaaraneeds2lol]

*FLAILFLAILFLAIL* I just died of cute overload ::::D

[theraveniscool]

This gave me diabeetus

[shivers1231]

If you could just record you rambling as Clubs Deuce for an hour that'd be great.

[jessiepup260]

laura you are adorable

[TheSonicBro]

~~~~○ okay i may be a tastelesss psssychopathic douchebag but thisss is FAR, FAR from cute

[5kypup]

@TheSonicBro Thank you for sharing.

[zerosvc2]

@TheSonicBro

Hello Die. :P

[BlockisticStudios]

@TheSonicBro

How? Howww?

[elphingirl28]

@TheSonicBro you are an asshole

[Chokopoppo]

OH MY GOD.

I ME DIABEETUS AND CUTE OH MY GOD.

[KelseyTheZombieGirl]

Oh good Lord.

I love this.

So much.

Diabetes. 

[dragoes9]

that is adorable

[karatekid778]

I hope he got an A+.

[zerosvc2]

THE NERVOUS BROAD

[SymbolsWriter]

Why do I keep watching this over and over and over and over and over again...

[Mactator100]

Boxxy?!?!?

[subbahh]

I could listen to this forever.

[YandereLen]

This was so freaking cuuute!! :D

[Lightscribe225]

I find it very hard to hear him yelling "I GOT A HAT FULL OF EXPLOSIVE, A HAND FULL OF DICK, AND A HEAD FULL OF EMPTY!!" in this voice.

[Lucthefriendlytroll4]

@Lightscribe225 You never hung around the right class of 7 year olds, clearly.

[gundersonmunderson]

@Lightscribe225 Hahah. If I want to think of him as a rougher (but still silly and childish) gangster, I think of him with Lou Costello's mannerisms. Also, I'm pretty sure that Clubs Deuce is not actually self-aware or clever enough to announce he has an empty head; the voice that originally said "hat full of … etc." was probably just the narrator's voice!

[enkephalin07]

This won the stamp of canonicity.

[Canama139]

<3

That's all there is to say to this.

[Kantankeris]

I've been trying to find this again for like FOREVER. I love the narration. It's adorable.

[neogunner264]

"He has a girlfriend...but i'm not supposed to talk about that!"

=3

[stormfly77]

I like the NB.

[paranoidude]

This man is cleary a criminal mastermind.

[Canama139]

@paranoidude Clearly. It couldn't be more obvious.

[tahunu]

I just had a friendship anuerysm!

[AlphaBonk5]

cute..

;w;

[OrangeStainedGlass]

this is-

oh god.

So cute. So. Cute. Hnnnggg.

[Suppertimepuss]

Diabetes die beetus! excellente

<3 C:

[SphereBoxCube]

Can you make one for eggs or doze o something?

[galaxa13]

Om my god. That was amazing. I loved how it sounded like a little kid's presentation. The bit about Snowman made me giggle. XD

[OriginalLemming]

...DAWWW

What's with me finding sooper cayoot videos lately.

[megabyter5]

He forgot to mention the thing about Hearts Boxcars. The thing about Hearts Boxcars is that HE ALWAYS ROLLS BOXCARS

[BatterySphere]

"but sometimes he eats people, nn... oh no,"

ffff why is it so adorable >:I

[DrVblschrf]

That has to be the most adorable voice I've ever heard.

[Vequl]

the wiki says it's canon.

Spades Slick loves doggies. it's canon~

[MissyPyramid]

Dat voice.

DIABETUS

[mamaseeter]

That is sooooooooooo adorable and very clever! 8D

[ScarletFlamia]

"He also has a girlfriend, I think (but I'm not suppposed to talk about her)"

OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO EFFIN CUTE.

[TropeTan]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeee

[LilCuteKairi]

Does it matter if its OOC? This is still one of the most adorable things I've seen.

[MisterSynyster]

Its canon...the wiki says so...i can buy that

[nikolardorafiki]

"His name is Heart Boxcurse."

[DDRWakaLaka]

this is still pretty ooc

[ChainsawTam]

@DDRWakaLaka Lol no it's not. Andrew Hussie says it's canon.

[Raffachan]

I think I just had an adorable overdose

[TheLivykitty]

Clubs deuce's voice sound like dis? :33

[Beriorn]

For those of you who find this adorable; remember that Clubs Deuce is perfectly capable of and willing to torture you, beat you to death with a livestock knob, and/or blow you up with copious amounts of C4.

Because they don't let wimps into the Midnight Crew.

[Kamberlyn]

@Beriorn I can understand the copious amounts of C4, but...

DID YOU NOT SEE HOW HE TORTURED PEOPLE it was ridiculous!

[lethraxin]

That's NB from Problem Sleuth right?

[Soroboruo]

AWWWWWW

[terminalyCapricious]

d'AwWwWwWwWwWwW

[Darkdog862]

This is so adorable ;A;

[RedMagus]

I can't hear him any other way now. Perfect!

[WhiteShock09]

Deuce used to be my least favorite but now I love him.

[MidnightSun308]

Post about it when you and jade figh- I mean, have a tea party!

[einootspork]

This is pretty much what I imagine it is like inside Clubs Deuce's brain.

[nikkernoodle1]

CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EV ER aksdfls

[iceboxme]

I didn't even like them before (except Jack) but now that I see this, I love them.

What have you done? :U

[TheHideousRevelation]

this is now canon

[BabbyPyro]

For me, this means that the Midnight Crew better be Alive/Good guys at the end. at least Clubs and Droog.

[Aurabolt]

This is the most Mathematical Thing. EVER!

[WilRatty]

You managed to sound 10.

._.

[DDRWakaLaka]

this is pretty ooc you know

[5kypup]

@DDRWakaLaka Really????????

[BrickDangerface]

@DDRWakaLaka

Did you READ the intermission?

[DDRWakaLaka]

@BrickDangerface

Did YOU read the intermission? Clubs Deuce is an incompetent idiot, not a retarded five year old.

[5kypup]

@DDRWakaLaka I'd say he's a very talented five year old :) Or, you can deal with the fact that someone made a video for shits and giggles that doesn't follow canon because it was made in flash at 2 am from an inside joke. I'm not sure really what you want other than to complain about non-issues on a silly youtube video

[TactlessC]

@DDRWakaLaka Not anymore it isn't

[Mindilsast]

@DDRWakaLaka Yea i agree :/

[pegusus12346]

@DDRWakaLaka The funny thing is that it's really not.

[Akasunification]

"Boxcars is very nice to me and to other people but sometimes he eats people." <-YES.

I

love this video it's hilarious and adorable, dear god. ;u;

[EnviousPhoenix]

this is

the cutest thing

in the ENTIRE WORLD

[spawnisawsome]

11 people have no appreciation for adorable things.

[DFTBAmyNerdyFriends]

This is so adorable <3



[DemoNewt]

OH MY GOD DEUCE YOU ARE THE CUTEST CUTE CARAPACE THAT EVER LIVED. I AM GOING TO DIE OF CUTE.

LOOK AT ME DEUCE.

LOOK

AT

ME

I AM DYING.

[Soroboruo]

@DemoNewt YES.

[Akimare34]

SO CUUUTE!!! i love your Clubs Duece impression, mine is just to sit there and smile stupidlyXD YAY FOR CLUBS( and Daimonds):3

[CinqueElfi]

ADORABLE

[DirectFraud]

oh my got this was the cutest thing ive seen ever

[GirorosGunBunny]

Aww, that was adorable <3 Your voice is just too cute.

[Charcoal96]

THIS IS TOO ADORABLE.

[hex37]

:33333333333333333333333333333­33333333333333333333333

^amount of cuteness conveyed by this post

[crossbones116]

D'awwwww.

That is all.

[MonkeyKenny]

Why is this even so cute. I just. I died from adorable just now.

[mycatpuppy]

that was the cutest thing ever

[PeterDivine]

Clubs Deuce is a woman

wut

[Mashermat]

HHNNNGGGGG cuteness aneurysm

[PrivateOlives]

What sort of evil, diabolical, cold-hearted fiend would dislike this!?! D:

They must have clicked the wrong button by mistake... That has to be it!

[JasperDx17]

Everybody look out.

You got a hat full of bomb, A hand full of Penis and a head full of empty.

[Phantomphan613]

So cute! <3

[Arma4ever]

well this was as cute as i think its ever gonna get!!! can't get cuter!!! there is no posible way to make this cuter then it is right now i love it good job ^-^

[gscruiser]

I proclaim this to be adorable.

You just made me like Clubs Deuce even more.

[LazerJoe88]

This is so sweet I just contracted diabetes.

[Soroboruo]

@LazerJoe88 YES

[Canama139]

@LazerJoe88 You are not alone.

[Beriorn]

We'll make him a member of the diabeetus crew...

[AlosBothe]

I'm smiling so hard right now you have no idea.

This is the most adorable thing I've seen in a long time.