Jizz in my pants 2.0 (Twilight)

[Zifeara]

this song to that screen makes him staring at makes SOOO much sense

[crypto66]

Looking at that face, I'd probably poop instead.

[teddzertell123]

she was chuby back then

[0xxSparkzofHopexx0]

Lmao! xD

*paper flip*

TvTropes brought me here... I'm quite satisfied by the results.

[capsulej]

Is the movie like that? Why is everything blue?

[bailey18ist]

ahhahaha. the book is better. couldnt even watch the movies they were so bad

[breaksystembse]

Whoops. XD

Unfornate Implications are a must. XD

[jakeh0lland]

Meyer herself said that the "vampires" can fuck for weeks. Weeks. Fuck you.

Now, I apologize to everyone I offended, this is my honest opinion combined with a rant. You may now bash me.

[dracotheferret]

@jakeh0lland er Meyer fails biology forever. Something without a pulse and therefore no flowing blood in their body cannot fuck.

[jakeh0lland]

fucking Romeo and Juliet. I knew that whole thing was a sex-joke-filled parody at the fucking age of thirteen. Maybe twelve. Can't quite remember. But STILL; a fucking kid is more intelligent than she is. Seriously, yes, I tried to make some stories; they sucked. But I certainly never accidentally saying that there was fish semen on something because I thought the damned word sounded intellectual. And REALLY, is this anything more than a glorified road to having awesome sex?

[jakeh0lland]

As long as it's done well. But nope. stephenie meyer(notice I lack the respect to even capitalize her name) has zero ability to write a decent plot. Stephen King said it perfectly; this is crap that is simply some random chicks' idealized life crammed into a shittily done (so called) novel, that for some reason got lucky and is considered good.

Seriously. I like romance plots; god damned happy endings make me giddy with motherfucking joy. But, this is utter shit. She even missed the point of

[jakeh0lland]

Heh. That makes so much sense; after all, why wouldn't this pedophile not-vampire shit-bishie cum in his pants upon seeing a random chick who is perfect and yet considers herself horrible for the first time? COMPLETELY. FUCKING. REALISTIC.

Seriously, I'm willing to let go of the bitch calling those things vampires. I'm willing to let go of the blatant plotholes. But this kind of shit is what I hate more than anything else. I don't even care if I can see who is going to end up with who.

[leasylala]

Every time I watch this movie I think of this at that part. xD

[metroop]

Brilliant

[shadowfox1119]

Okay, I usually kind get a squicky feeling when I hear the phrase, "Jizzed in my Pants," but this made me laugh. X3

[ufukozdes]

FUUUUCCCCKKK :D :D

[Mewstarangel]

I don't like twilight either, but the one thing I must disagree with regarding the whole arguments against it is the age difference.

It's normal for a grown man to be in love with (okay, technically, maybe turned on by, though I can't see how it's possible for Edward to get an erection considering his heart doesn't beat which means he has no blood flow) any girl who has passed puberty and is capable of bearing children. Well, scientifically it's normal, but by society's standards...

[ryankhan11]

0:23 it looks like he has wings, also how r they able to make a twilight film like evry 3 days but we have to wait 10 years for somethin awesome like toy story 3,

[Vicewashere]

@ryankhan11 it doesn't take very long to make crap like twilight. anyone could do it. just give them one of the books, a camera, and horrible actors and boom! you got the twilight movies. But it does however, take some time to make something as amazingly awesome as Toy Story

[Darkzeroxj]

all those movies are fucking horrible, however i enjoyed this clip.

[Freecell82]

Twilight is fucking terrible. Vampire chestburster, CHAGRIN CHAGRIN CHAGRIN, purple prose, and a fucking stupid author. An absolute failed abortion of a book.

[KingDudi16]

lmao... His expression is epic. XD

You should make one for the whole song!

[BarbieDollGee]

lmfao! xD

[inostwinsister]

ROTFL!Edward is totally becoming a new stereotype for creepy...

[PinkEgoBoxJimmyKane]

@inostwinsister Uhh I wonder why he's creepy. He's a 100+ year old who fancies a 17(?) year old and climbs a tree, breaks into her house and watches her sleep?!

[hockeychicky19]

this is legit.

[JohnnyXFay]

That song is perfect for a lot of the parts in the movie. This is probably the most perfect one though. :D

[BxMafioso718]

LMAO I would always play that song in my head when this scene came from the movie...

[ThatMan0verThere]

Ok. Just look at this totaly creepy and disturbing face on Edward here, 0:20

Dont tell me that doesnt spell stalker to you!

[ThatMan0verThere]

Hah! Brilliant! This is more intruiging than the entire twilight franchise!

[spagerbot]

As if Edward wasn't creepy enough, the fucking abusive stalker.

[FeelTheSexualTension]

Pfft, Edward looks like he jizzed in his pants through the entire movie. x3

[kyoote009]

tru tru..

[Gibbertini]

lol this was the first jizz in the pants parody of edward on youtube...lol!

thats y its my fave!

[djn00nan]

'dont tell ur friends cuz ill say ur a slut, its ur fault, u were touchin my butt'

[123Spanishfly]

LOL

[patmacrotch818]

hahahahahaha! When I first saw it that's what I totally thought happened!

[MrBlahAnthony]

hahahaha leslie...

too funny

[iTH3B34STi]

Same here =D

[TeddyLeach]

Oh God, that's brilliant! Best laugh I've had all day!

[BritneyFanFeva]

haha!

[H1StsUNi25]

Ahh, that's good Lol.

[Lizzilolaphobia]

Though I'll have to disagree on the Edward being "hawt" thing, this was funny.

[vickinoble]

LOL

[darkPhoenix54]

XDDD LOL.

Great, Just great!

[Schutz222]

Nice one...XD

[ProjectILT]

rofl that movement was totally jizzing

[DevoHunter818]

there is actually no other reason he could be doing that. its blatant.

[YaoiundChocolate]

lmao

[SNLluber]

hahahah i love this movie and when i saw this man! this is halarious! XD hahaha

[BokusatsuTash]

As much as I hate Twilight, that was AWESOME! :D Good job!

ps: what do you people see in this guy? he isn't THAT hot...

[TonitheTater]

@BokusatsuTash Personally, I think he looks like a peekaboo corpse.

[carlhalliburton]

U remember what Eddie Murphy said in Delirious, " i got into showbiz for the pussy if Jimmy Walker can get pussy, im getting all the pussy keyword:showbusiness .

[jmw195]

Ha someone should've kacked him 2 see if he actually did jizz

[dylanjacobs1991]

OMG this made my day.

[cloudismybitch]

XD XD XD XD XD XD LOL he totally looks like he did XD yeesss down with twilight lol

[hodness]

So fucking funny! Great vid!

[sppap]

Fuck you bulletproof monkey.fuck u and die motherfucker

[bulletproofmonkey566]

fuck twilight

[lofotkillern]

lol! i hate that movie, thx! fucking hilarious!

[thongbui18]

kakakkakak

[KensionXX]

LMAO that is great

[Nodle66]

That is strange!!!!

[ikillinnocentpie]

lol Total jizz right there. XD

[FullScaleDisaster101]

i always think BONER at that part XD

[tywilli14]

that fucking funny

[STINGRULES91]

LOL hahahahaha

[MrPloey]

haha. wtf! i think he really did jizzed in his pants

[IntraVenusVids]

fucking hilarious

[sora845180]

XD roflmaozedong that was great

[rlap]

Did he fart?

[Greenling]

I think I just died. XD

[BlackItBoy]

WTF why didnt i ever notice that lol...

[musikplayer610]

LMFAO!!!!

[evilgirl14]

Priceless.

[starsky1012]

Lol twilight is gay

[catkid929]

LMAO wow

[superflyy345]

omg i love this viedo but i hate kristen stewart with a passion!!!!!!

[FrilledSword]

god bella is fucking ass ugly.

[FutureLabeouf01]

you actuarly made twilight look interesting :P

[djmairo]

i love this shit!!! haha

[Titalandus]

Guess I wasn't the only one to make this connection, then.

[sadisticlolita]

That fit so perfectly, nice.

[musiclife25]

thats funny

[Hazeliebearify]

lmao i dont like twilight but this is too funny

[kornfan140]

That was some funny shit XD

[NicholeNarricist]

Haha, perfect moment.

[missmacabre0013]

Edward Cullen is ugly.

pwn

[holdon8]

edward cullen is fucking sexy

[missmacabre0013]

no way :P compared to Lestat de Lioncourt, shit Edward has nothing compared to that awesome Vampire :D

[holdon8]

i dont even know who that is...

[missmacabre0013]

oh damn, search him on yourube, but make sure it's Lestat from Queen of the Damned, not Interview with the Vampire. :P You you haven't seen Queen of the Damned, you'll see just how HOT Lestat is. :P Oh and no hard feelings :D

[missmacabre0013]

I meant youTube :P

[sinussomniorum]

ooooof damn right! i'm a straight dude... and even I think Stuart Townsend is a fucking sex god. :D:D:D hehe. Possibly the only guy who could ever turn me lmfao. X

[missmacabre0013]

xD lol

RIGHT

[Damamirlo]

Why don't you compare Edward with Louis? You are comparing Rice's best character to Meyer's worse. Meyer has better characters, and Rice has Louis, who is very much like Edward. At least compare characters who are similar, don't make unfair comparisons. Meyer has better characters who are similar to Lestat.

[Aeiko]

Ahaha! Oh Jesus. Epic win is epic.

[XxciaraletsrockxX]

Lmfao omg.. thats hilarious xD.

[B3rryblAst]

OH MY GOD SO FUNNY!

[FREAXSkateTeam]

its funny, but seriously u guys should stop bein dipshits and arguing over a fuckin 28 second video!!! Get over yourselves, watch the video and move on. the comment box isnt only for people that like it. but it isnt there for people to call the maker a dubass and shit. Enjoy your lives and stop fuckin startin things on YOUTUBE!!!! if u guys met face to face u propbably wouldnt act like this... Good day

[FREAXSkateTeam]

or a 27 sec video, watever, lol

[ieatyourvideos22]

hahahah thats exactly what i thought when i saw this movie i was like wtf why do girls love this edward guy hes a wierdo

[pineduh2]

!!!!! Yes, this is amazing!

[totyland99]

hahaha that´s so funny! it actually seems like he jizzed in his pants...xD

[kalabaw789]

yeah

[Nackles]

In the RiffTrax of "Twilight," when Bella enters the room and the camera cuts to Edward, the sound effect is "BOI-OI-OI-OI-"NG!

[cozzaaaxx]

LMFAO.

twilight fails, but this video is just epic.

[BraDRoBBo]

lmfao nice , does look like he jizzed in his pants ^_^

[xXCabalXx]

sigh, emo vampire book and movie. And plz before u start stammering and screaming take a look up emotional, and not on fucking wikipedia, in a dictionary (Yes actually look in a book). Most of the things about vampires, A not real, B all of the shit in here is bs. And C why the fuck is a 12+ girl reading a book (2nd one or was it third just dont care) reading about how her and edward are fucking and how good/bad it was. WTF is wrong with you people.

Oh well were all going to hell anyways.

[xPrettyFlowers]

Haha, this was so funny xD Love Twilight and I love the song! And Ill never be able to watch that scene again without falling out of my chair laughing x'D 5 stars !

[Disenchanted008]

o.O people are so childish. I thought this was funny. If you don't like it. Don't fucking comment. I bet that half of you haters didn't even read the book. And only hate the book because half the world loves it. Instead of bitching and whining why don't you actually pick up the book and read it. And don't say 'cuz i don't want to be a pussy like you' =.= that only proves how lame you are to me. again. GREAT VIDEO xD made me LOL -faves-

[bigman32193]

the video has no reason to hate, but the movie AND BOOK in general ARE horrible. if ur statement was real, then half the world is full of desperate girls who cant accept the fact that no guy will be like their perfect eddy cullen, so they slave themselves over the novel. YES i read all 4 of them, and they were very disappointing. stephanie meyers is a bullshit writer who even stephen king downgraded.

[ILiKeROcKbAnD]

that was gay and so are the books and all the movies!!!!!!!!

[Lina629]

LOL.

the movie's crap and so are the books.

not credible as far as love goes at all.

but this video?

WIN. xD

[dealhit]

how ? she aint sexy at all

[Viscera0]

this video uses footage from the worst movie/book series ever. ever.

[mashafalkov]

Hahaha! That's exactly what I thought at that scene in the movie. So glad someone thought to put the two together.

[mcpwnsatonalot]

terrible. they dont go together at all

[drakkis]

HAHAHA

[bigman32193]

the "why wuld u put a great song to such a shitty movie" comments r rlly annoying. why wuld u click a twilight vid if u dont like it no matter how much it sucked? plus, its not like theyre giving u dicks the whole movie, one scene wehre edward cullen looks like he jizzes should bring out laughs, not movie opinions. and the song fit perfectly for that scene.

[Ps3King153]

wow she's not even that cute and the vampire jizz in his pants. wait a damn sec isnt he undead how the fuck does he got JIZZ. LOL

[alyxlovesxyouuu]

what the fuck !?

that dumb shit movie doesnt deserve to be put with that awesome song.

but i do have to admit it was a little funny.

but you're a dumbass for putting an amazing song with a gay movie.

[jelly932011]

that is a fucking amazing song. you ruined it with the video. dont do that bad bad bad bad

[786axx]

Excellent!

Someone around here needs to make fun of Twilight.

[DefecatingCat]

Wow.. Great song.. SHIT MOVIE!

You fail. GTFO!

[bucketsofpickles]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO dont ever fucking put a great song to this shitty worthless piece of dirt movie!

fuck you!

[kenkersjenker]

this movie was such a shit..

[bigman32193]

calm the fuck down. it was a funny scene that looked like he was premature. laugh and be on ur way.

[bucketsofpickles]

no, fuck you pussy. you dont put that awesome funny song together with that shitty movie

they completely ruined the joke of the song

[bigman32193]

your acting like a fuckin little kid. the song was meant for "jizz in my pants" moments in ANY movie, no matter what the plot of the movie is. so if knowing the song was affiliated with this movie making u whine like a bitch, dont think about the movie, think about the 27 second moment of it that makes the vid funny. guy really looked like he shot a brick in his pants, but if u stil wanna whine and bitch than go to some other vid. im sure u wont have as much PMS when watching this one you bitch.

[bucketsofpickles]

k obviously your a fan of this or somthing and i have no clue wat u were sayin all im sayin is i really dont like this movie so when they put a good song like that to a movie like that im just not a big fan of it. so fuck you go watch ur pussy little twilight movies and jack off to them cuz im sure thats what some fairy like u does

[bigman32193]

first of all, how ignorant of u to instantly judge me of liking the twilight story just cuz i defend the video. did u not read what i said retard? dont think about the movie when watching this, think about the purpose of the vid being made: to show a "jizz in my pants" moment. its used for alot of movies no matter how bad they r. u aint a fan? then 1) u shuldntve clicked the vid, 2) the movie isnt being discussed, the moment is. u here to watch a funny moment or here to whine about a movie?

[bucketsofpickles]

well actually i didnt know what video it was cuz i clicked on a url and i know dont think of the movie just think of the joke. u just dont understand how much i hate it cuz thats all i hear about in my town is that movie so to put a good song like that on that movie just doesnt suit me well. and ignorant doesnt mean rude. so why dont u go sniff your own feet and crawl violently while cackling maddly and throwing spoons agaisnt the windows u hairy fish sleeper.

[bigman32193]

didnt know wat the vid was? then after watching the first few seconds of it y not just exit out or not leave useless hatrid for the vid? and unless ur town is full of obsessed teen girls who CONSTANTLY bug u about it, ignore and dont bitch jus cuz others like what you dont.

[bucketsofpickles]

actually yea it is full of teen girls but even some of my guy friends read the damn books. so unless you want to yell at a ham sandwhich, just punch peter pan in the patella and hope that he likes peanut butter on his armpit

[bigman32193]

...then maybe u need new guy friends, cuz im sure if theyre outrageously insane for twilight, theyre "more than friends" with each other.

[bucketsofpickles]

haha no its not my guy friends its all the girls in my town that are insane for it and it gets pretty annoying after a while so it just makes me hate the movie so much

[MyassWins]

I hate that response.

IF U DUN LIKE IT DUN LOOK

No. No it does not work that way.

If you do not have a better comment, do not make yourself look like a moron by saying that.

[bigman32193]

u only say that cuz its the truth. theres no point in clicking something u know ur gnna hate, watch wat ur gonna hate, and commenting on what ur gunna hate.

[MyassWins]

No, no that comment is childish and moronic.

People are going to come across things that they do not like, so you're saying that you've no right to dislike something?

Also, learn to type. For fucks sake, learn to type.

[bigman32193]

no dumass, im saying that they shuldnt inform us they dont like something, for the mature thing to do wuld be to just exit and go on to a video that suits u instead of bitching about the one ur not pleased with. ur complaining wont change the quality of the vid. UR childish and moronic for whining. move on with wat ur not comfortable with and shut the fuck up. and if u were smart ud kno i like shortening words to fit in as many b4 the remaining character count reaches its limit.

[pritteygirl411]

lol thats fuuuunny x)

[Har19]

LOL he totally did Jizz in his pants.

Thank goodness he was in Twilight otherwise I'd have no reason to watch it.

[darkseraph2009]

Lol, I liked this video.

[dukemozilla]

twilight is a tweenager film

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

No shit, tween

[LucifersWatching]

GAY

[Daninism]

lol

[crusnik1997]

i loved twilight 4 da longest time but im starting to hate it now btw hilarious video

[iccutie007]

as much as i love twilight...that was awesome lol

[8vorecords]

jajajja  fabulous

[foxketonfox]

lol its about time someone f***ed with edward

[fairygirltina4]

i jizz everytime i see rob pattinson

[bigman32193]

which is why he finds you fangirls creepy and unattractive.

[bigman32193]

then ur pretty sad....

[zimeatspotatoes]

Ahah, good thing I saw this before I saw the movie D;

[XhighOnLyfX]

lmao im gonna jizz in my pants at new moon opening night

[amberlygirl]

ahaha i know right.

[mechebx]

lmao thts great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Imaginary114]

LOL. That fit perfectly! hahaha

[xoMrsWentzxo]

LMFAO. he really looked like he jizzed.

XD

[InfamousAnya]

i always said that at this part of the movie Edward made a "jizzed in my pants" kinda face. lol

looks like i'm not the only one.