Nostalgia Critic - The Other Animated Titanic Movie (Part 1)

[darksidevader2000]

Dam whoever wrote this must have been high on acid!!!!!!

[ztslovebird]

lol, the Nostalgia Critic sounded like ColdStone when he said "Yes, my brother."

[ajmailk93]

The name of the song when NC is watching in the mirror and crying is "The bridge of khazad dum" at min 4.57 :)

[Maikkacrackshiper13]

Lol its the "arwin sexy-cry" music from lord of the ringsXD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is nostalgia critic gonna sexy-cryXD?

[TheVanishing87]

Whoever made this poor excuse for a movie must have been high.

[stebsis]

I just love the tie on Darth Vader :D He should've used it in the movies too

[nerezza23]

@stebsis Darth Helmet played by Rick Moranis in space balls actually wore a tie with the Vador gear and a really really really big helmet. It was a black tie instead of red but you could still see it

[katezee1997]

The only good animation of the titanic is the futurama version :D

[rmkw4291]

11:20 = My favourite NC expression of all time.

[hayazi95]

6:26 is fuckin' hilarious.

[Themasterbrain2]

this movie is so bad I can't even watch the NCritics review of it

[uncensorer]

I just looked this up on IMDB. (putting caps lock on for easy eyesight, not because i'm raged)

THIS MOVIE CAME OUT IN 1999,

THE OTHER ANIMATED TITANIC MOVIE CAME OUT IN 2000.

2:34 This movie was not a ripoff to the ripoff. If anything, it's the other way around :P

[Jman92854]

@uncensorer Either way, they both suck ass, and a total waste of time, effort (what little there was) and money.

[uncensorer]

@Jman92854 I know they both do, the reason i commented about it was for The Next top 11 fuck ups for NC.

[lastswordfighter]

@uncensorer It doesn't matter. Both the animated Titanic movie are horrible and insulting to those that died on that ship.

[Tailscanfly9000]

5:54 I almost choked on my food!

[lpsoldier2938]

When I first saw this review I thought his talk of the evil sharks was him ranting about this films stupidity (that is until I saw the clip). That's how sad this film is.

[21h040349160]

What is the music when NC is watching in the mirror and crying?

[EvilAshPursuivant]

2:38

How can these guys rip off the Rapping Dog version when the Rapping Dog version came out AFTER this one?

[ArcanaAaron]

1 year later......this is still one of my favorite reviews. the bullshit that stems from this atrocity of a movie makes me laugh almost hysterically. Kudos to you NC!

[stealthunter14]

9:52 I was making exactly the same face

[FlyingFocs]

9:29 to 12:00

Possibly the funniedt few minutes in any of his videos. I still laugh when I see it.

By the way, doesn't it look like the dolphins are humping the air?

[Xineombine]

todays review is bought to you by the letter "J" for Jaigermister

[Fighterfreak247]

Yeah, cuz NOBODY DIED ON THE TITANIC!!! What a disgrace to all the victims of the Titanic disaster!!! The producers made such a joke out of the Titanic Disaster, that there is not even a centimeter of sanity left in these drunken 'tards. If you come up with an idea to make an animated movie about a real life tragedy(let's say the Pan Am bombing over Lockerbie Scotland) I have one simple tip: DON"T MAKE THE FKING MOVIE AT ALL!!

[crcoghill]

"missing persons" ?_? ...great, this is shit before we knew about "people living"

[Gigidag77]

I actually liked this movie as a kid...

[TLSoulDude]

Yeah and I used to like movies like We're Back and the first Pokemon movie. Now I view those movie in a manner eerily similar to how someone views a person they used to date.

[mzpoohbear00]

hey remember when we used 2 sneak aboard an eat stuff can we go back 2 those days

[danielkjohansson]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

...yes

[dudeman41000]

thumbs up if you get the sailor moon reference

[Rita3500]

Thank you fucking crazy animated Titanic movie, you broke the Nostalgia Critic! >:(

[Bookfreak07]

I just watched the James Cameron version and felt like coming here. The animated versions disgust me...I mean at least James Cameron really captured emotions and ideas of what happened in a heartbreaking and realistic-type way. These versions physically hurt me.

[rosserm11]

3:30 And Barney Gumble has just had an orgasm.

[1johnhancock]

6:59-7:21 is hilarious! When I first saw that whole dog vs.ship-guy episode, I think I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

[Lastsong4ever18]

WTF IS THIS ABOMINATION OF A MOVIE????? KILL IT KILL IT!!!!

[knifeyboy82]

Y is dat old mouse wearing a white luchador mask? Lol

[casablanca4381]

that a creepy damn mouse

[time903]

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!" Why do I get the feeling that's what most of the audience was thinking.

[dnmstarsi]

@dryspud its probably the best job in the world

[MrAmericanidiot1995]

Bring on the apocalypse.

[xWolfandBowserFanx]

People,I heard the 2012 Titanic..is just James Cameron's Titanic re-released in 3D.

But if it is a remake..hand me a tissue.:,(

[hotnoodle101]

@xWolfandBowserFanx No worries, it's a 100th anniversary re-release. I'm a big geek. XD

[Jaknife101]

can u believe they are remaking titanic for like the...fourth time now? (not sure at how many there are)

anyway...at least the new one coming out ISN'T animated :P

[time903]

At the point with the magic animals I would drink the WHOLE bottle!

[dryspud]

You gotta wonder with all the lousy movies nostalgiacritic reviews, how he keeps his sanity.

[SakuraXxXIchigo]

What is exposition?

May I say this is crap!

[Chuckyfan101ify]

from 11.5 is that best parts

[dewness997]

240p, we meet again.

[EpicDinner1337]

Whoever produced this movie,

Kill yourself.

[Chuckyfan101ify]

@EpicDinner1337 i already did .... x_x

[Sungetsu15]

@EpicDinner1337 Better yet:

Watching them burning in hell.

[time903]

10:50-11:30 Yeah, that's not insalting to the 1,000's that lost there lives!

[Chuckyfan101ify]

the endding .... SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

[saur55]

...WTF MAGIC DOLPHINS?!

[StupidWizardFilms]

Well it could be worse they can rip off Ratatouille. Hold on.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!

[thomaswithanH]

2:25 The critic struggles with the bottle at first.

3:27 Then he smacks it like its nothing?

What bipolar powers the critic has.

[XOPAUXO]

cameron's titanic made something, since that movie all the male protagonists are dubbed as jack and all the female protagonists are dubbed as rose

[TLSoulDude]

Titanic's one of my guilty pleasures as a guy and this movie used it as toilet paper. So, I'm going to do what NC did and take the occasional break to look at myself in the mirror and CRY...

[XDarkCyber]

IT'S PARTY TIME!1!1111!!!!

[RisenAngel17]

Is it just me, or does the grandpa mouse sound like Spongebob?

[TheAeroAvatar]

This is a horrifyingly sickening movie. Whoever wrote and directed this needs to be shot.

[time903]

@TheAeroAvatar You got that dang right!

[tocofool]

@TheAeroAvatar Yeah i agree with you.

[georginiou]

@TheAeroAvatar Hang on. Are you telling me this movie was directed?

[SoulMetalAlchemist15]

@TheAeroAvatar Wait, before he's/she's shot he/she needs to be dragged out in to the middle of a highway with a whole bunch of cars.Run over and if he's/she's still alive, grab a machine gun shoot his/her legs to nothing; then his/her arms; then let them suffer. . . Don't say I'm messed up you know he/she disseres it.

[MillenniumGuy2001]

@TheAeroAvatar agreed!

[Shadowlit001]

@TheAeroAvatar

The director is actually working on an animated 9/11 movie now.

[crudenightmare]

@Shadowlit001 oh sweet jesus,no ಠ_ಠ

[lastswordfighter]

@Shadowlit001 Really?

[KeselowskiTheMan]

Everyone knows the only good part of the original Titanic is the last hour or so when they all die.

[jaguar4u2012]

@KeselowskiTheMan

please go kill yourself!

[super17a]

dr dolittle 2 where he says * thats speciesism* would of be perfect in that racists part

[super17a]

this is like slapping the dead in the face. the insensitive basterds

[Iceclaw77]

Were learning about this the titanic in history class, and I told everyone about these two movies and said that the one with the rapping dog was more realistic then the one with the evil under water sharks, and flying dophins, and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.

[Rack44hoonmaster]

This movie is putting WWAAAAAAAAAYYYYY too much story into it. Someone should have reminded the director that this movie is NOT like a combination of The X-Files, Inception, and The Green Mile, its Titanic the FUCKING ANIMATED MOVIE.

[EMaster2006]

Yep, the part with the Dolphins was when it went beyond weird.

[Diswazzi369]

That was actually a very good performance of darth vader's birth.

[thegodfatherules]

what it the name of that song in the end?

[Isoscelescube]

Lols for Lord of the Rings reference!

[mdeans79]

Why does the Nostalgia Critic drop the cup of water at 11:35?

[DrGnockerz]

@mdeans79 He needed to drop something, it's that bad.

[JFLD8]

elizabeth looks like princess peach

[prue6967]

11:20 That is such complete disrespect to the Titanic. Who th fuck pulled this out of their ass?

[LnzMQ]

Lol. Howard Shore makes you cry too!

[RisingVictor]

@LnzMQ He makes damn good music. I liked his music in "The Fly"

[valkiron11]

Euro-pee-ans.

[TheDrmohawk]

the shot of the crtic looking in the mirror what is that from

[Ark1235]

Ahahaha this is pure fucking gold.

[shidousama]

This is the first time the nostalgia critic did his typical "It's like they said X and then X really happens bit" and I actually was not expecting X to happen.

[goldenmelody722]

@shidousama I know...I totally thought he was joking. That's just disgustingly insulting.

[Gg66dolphin]

@tiakpark

actually. It was made in North Korea, that should say something to you

[tiakpark]

@Gg66dolphin I know it was made by North Korea. Why the hell are you bothering me? I can't even remember what comment I made on this! Did you just spend hours and hours scouring all the comments here, loser? Don't fuckin' bother me on a comment I made months ago!

[Tahkaullus01]

So....what if NC was forced to review Tentacolino? Would he need to call in a Tanker of Jegermeister?

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

If there's one thing I'm not and that's a Racist!

[Kleavers]

I love that face so much. 9:50 XD

[Escafreya]

HAHA! Cookies on dowels!

[MrBassRabbit]

As bad as the movie seems to be, I really do like the animation style of the movie.

[Crazie982467]

"NOOOOOOO!"

.... "Yes." xD

[xRaineDropsx]

Wow this is worse than the other one...

[HypercatZ]

WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! Hold on a second! Are the mice actually singing the same song of An American Tail in this movie, or is that an add on of Nostalgia Critic?

Oh! And kudos if you had a boner at the mousette giggling her brests.

[blkknightrutter]

You know it's bad when you have to use three Chinooks to bring in a bottle of Jager.

[Tahkaullus01]

I'm with NC in all of this. He is actually a Titanic fanatic, you can see some Titanic merchandise at the start of his Rover Dangerfield review. I too am a bank of Titanic knowledge so I too am incredibly insulted by BOTH these animated fuck ups, so I know how he feels.

[GOTOHELL57331]

I'm just wondering how those ratsreacted when they found out found out there ARE cats in America.

[JFLD8]

I would'nt mind a SERIOUS animated film of the Titanic. But stick to the REAL story, no songs, or talking animals, or magoix spells, or silly villians.

[GurahkWeavile]

@JFLD8 AND NO RAPPING DOGS EITHER!!!!

[cartmann94]

3:34 that's the GODZILLA Jagrmeister bottle. Only the Critic and David Hasselhoff order it lol

[AmyRoseCute]

If I ever made an animated film about the Titanic, it would at least be more decent than this piece of crap.

[AmyRoseCute]

LOL I thought the guy at 9:13 was a priest but now I know he's a Ku Klux

[ukhistorian]

I never thought I say this but bring back the rapping dog.

[cartmann94]

@ukhistorian you know the worst part? They did a sequel to this (tentacolino) and guess what? It has a rapping shark. WTF did these jerks smoke

[Adamguy2003]

@cartmann94 Oh. My. Freaking. God.

It is official now: Regardless of what the Critic said at the end of this review, HE MUST REVIEW TENTACOLINO!

[time903]

@cartmann94 Somthing VERY STRONG.

[SilverWolfFullMoon]

"Fuck it, I'm calling him Joe." XDDDDD

[SuperMvC3]

i put on the same face as the critic when i saw that shark

[MDthornton83]

The dog... Takes a piss on the guy's leg... And... This is supposed to be a G rated film?

[MDthornton83]

4:33 Make way for Billy Zane!

[teletubbykiller54]

as if the rapping dog and the talking mice wern't offensive to the titanic tragedy now we introduce the glove-fetish rapist don juan,alice's german sister,the dog who...well pleasures himself on the shoe of a officer and the mice crew who all are on LSD! this is like humping the graves of every single passenger who perished and spitting on the wreck itself! it's that offensive!

[jsteffey88]

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?"

XD ROTFLOL

[Broezzz]

Yeah ima gonna make the animated 9/11 movie with talking birds and evil clouds who throw planes at the wtc!

[jaguar4u2012]

Next we will have a "World Trade Center Disaster" with Talking pegions

Evil Muslim Wizards and King Kong that trying tos ave the buildings

[TLSoulDude]

@jaguar4u2012

Or better yet, a movie about the Holocaust, where all the captured Jews sing and dance with singing mice and all of it leads up to a freakin' "save the rainforest" message! It's just as sensitive as this movie and makes about as much sense!

[jaguar4u2012]

@TLSoulDude

or Pearel Harbor atack, with singing Ships and Aircrafts ><

[JoeyBatz]

@TLSoulDude

And in the end, all the Jews will have survived.

[NinOk97]

@TLSoulDude Or better yet, lets pretend that only people who get murdered in the WWII was Jews. And millions of Belarusians, Ukrains and Russians never even exist. Just like creators of this movie pretending that no one died on Titanic.

[Darknessgamekid]

@TLSoulDude or 9/11. with the passengers on board sing with birds. and the terrorists just needed a hug. and then when the terrorists learn there mistakes and giant flying octo-penguin flies and saves everyone. noone dies in 9/11. and just for sh**s and giggles write on the back of the dvd box HERE IS THE REAL STORY OF 9/11.

[TLSoulDude]

OR a film on the Vietnam War, where no American soldiers are killed, they become friends with the Viet Cong, they sing about the environment, and go home happily! And they say that THIS was accurate.

[Clonetrooperkev]

@TLSoulDude *SFDebris joke* You could have William Shatner direct it. "A 5,6,7,8: If I had one wish it'd be Auschwitz!" Evil joke and premise? Yes very.

[time903]

@jaguar4u2012 Yeah, and after that let's talk about the Hendinberg blimp crisis with ant's and any other animals.

[Ryctophaze94]

ANOTHER? jeeeeeesus Christ

[TheDoopliss2]

song at 3:33?

[xAnnabellafulx]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO

yes.

[eastwing329]

There is one thing I often ask when confronted with stuff like this: WHY?!

[1492mjb]

You can't help but laugh at 11:07

[rAdziu993]

There's one thing that i'm not and that's a racist,but these....

[RandomMindz]

LOL Casper returns for exposition

[Applemask]

@RandomMindz TIMING!

[Chunkboi]

Okay, the talking dolphins and the lack of historical accuracy are worthwhile sacrifices for one key benefit...NO LEONARDO DICAPPRIO!

[sgtgorillaz]

11:19-11:22

EXACTLY the same as my reaction

[qwuezalothus]

This is rich, everybody!! I want this guy to appear in a public TV-broadcast as a n officially recognized critic!

[redhoodx98]

What song is it when Rob is talking to Darth Critic.

[CoolerKing37]

@redhoodx98 The music from the Darth Vader scene in Star Wars III

[RpGfreak901]

Would you believe me if I said that this is only the SECOND worst Titanic movie I've ever seen? Yes, there is actually one more version of Titanic that is worse than this one!

[PrisonerofReality]

@RpGfreak901 we have to get NC to review it lol!

[RpGfreak901]

@PrisonerofReality Good luck.

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

@RpGfreak901 not only is worse, but titanic is barely even in it.

[killer92173]

11:13 He spoke too soon...

[imdb88]

@killer92173 I was honestly in tears at that moment. At first I thought the Critic was just making a worse case scenario, and when it actually happened I was like "WHAAAAATTTT!?!"

[airbendingavatar1]

@10:27-10:30 When I first saw this review, I half-expected the dolphins to turn her into a dolphin.

[airbendingavatar1]

One of the only good points of the movie from NCs review = the credits song

[qwuezalothus]

fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu­fufufufufufufufufuf-fuzfuufufu­fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu­fuck!!!!!!!!

[michaelundert]

man the critic LOVES the lord of the rings. ive counted a good # of references to the movies in several of his reviews like this one at 11:35.

[ErnilEnNaur]

@michaelundert That doesn't make much sense, considering that he didn't put any of the LOTR films in his top 20 favorite films. I guess he admires it as any filmmaker and critic would, but I don't think he is crazy about those movie films.

[michaelundert]

@ErnilEnNaur i guess it doesn't but i decided to say it anyway considering i love the movies. you make a good point anyway

[DrGnockerz]

@ErnilEnNaur Just because he didn't put them in his top 20 doesn't mean he can't still love them.

[RisingVictor]

@michaelundert Thats just too damn obvious that he likes it. Not saying I don like it cuz its a good film series. But the references can be too much.

[marmik961]

@michaelundert Who doesn't love Lord of the Rings?

[1805movie]

"This is Rose, I mean Rose, I mean Rose, I mean Elizabeth."

[WillisDCade]

i got up after i seen the sharks and took a break myself.

[airbendingavatar1]

10:52-11:06 = my frustration at Erik Wolpaw continuously changing his mind about everything and never being consistent.

[breaksystembse]

11:20

[Samio352]

9:52

I have this movie. This was my face the whole way after. Then, I was like:

11:19

and finally 10:34.

[qwuezalothus]

the beginning is awesomely funny and hillarious!!!

[blaster00000]

Doug: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOoooooooooooooo X

Rob: ....yes :3

Doug: I:(

[Zuwze]

does anyone know the music when he stares into the mirror?

[dracotharpian]

@Zuwze Its from Lord of the Rings