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  • the red bird went straight in a house to deliver the diamonds. i brutally murdered all those dick heads XD

  • I was watching this in the living room with mah laptop when I went to itch mah head, My hand was in the way of my headphones, therefore pulling the headphones out of its plugin at the worst moment. 0:32

  • Love this game thank god theres absolution!!

  • Killing crows is the way forward tbh.

  • crush the bitch WİTH A MOTHERFUCKİNG PIANOOOOOO  :D:D:D:D:D

  • hey can u play hitman blood money on the psp????

  • @DanTheHitManChan terribly NOT

  • Goddamn, that sad trombone tune always cracks me up, great job on the LPs so far.

  • mark the II looks lik mark parchezzi the III

  • @Le0nCRAZy

    I'm not the top at hitman lore, but I think they may be related, either that or cloned.

  • @PWNSCOUTMOVIES hm i read under mark parchezzi and puhraya it said their albino clones ?

  • why is Raymond not in the same spot as he is in this video? He isnt in the room as displayed here :S

    Fucking funny video's man ;)

  • @hoppie503 he can be in 3 diffrent locations 

  • @The4Ever4Life Can you tell me where he might be?

  • @hoppie503 sure he can be in the Rock bar , salsa bar or the blues bar :)

  • @The4Ever4Life thnx, and when i watched the whole video i found out he told in the video as well.... next time ill watch the entire video and after that i start asking questions xD

    thnx anyways

  • WHAT THE FAWK IS THIS!:3

  • Blow the bomb and crush the bitch WITH THE MOTHAFUCKIN PIANOOO!!

  • 2:31

  • please check my chanel out and respond to my videos

    i am gona try and do the hd ones next time

    thnx for reading :)

  • This is perfect, as it's perfectly normal to wake up naked in a dumpster when you go to Mardi Gras. Been there, done that.

  • Why hello there. Why are you holding that detenat-- BANG!

  • hey friend can you say me what is the song when you say "and crush the bitch with a mother fucker piano"??

  • ????????????????????

  • do you have hitman contracte episods ? 

  • another way to kill mark puriyah is when u knock out the delivery bird, u can take his clothes and the suitcase put a mine inside it, deliver it, and blow him, as you would so delightfully put it, SKY FUCKING HIGH

  • you can get silent assassin using guns?

  • The fucking detonator routine never gets old! Well, not yet.

  • Hey Raymond! Huh?, bang-bang

  • auzzie gamer i need help

    in my game raymand isnt there wen u enter the room

    help me please

  • and crush the bitch WITH A MOTHERFUCKING PIANOOOOOOOO

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  • Is this game hard?

  • @nicknachos1 - No , but makes you think .

  • is it just me or does the crow boss here look like the assassin from the white house mission? and there first names are both Mark hmmmmmm????

  • @coronaalfredo50 the one in the white house mission is the one in the crows brother

    but the one in the white house is the head of the crows

  • I do it perfect.. But I still profesional on the end??

  • @RaDe744 same :I

  • new meme YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Blow the bomb and crush the bitch WITH A MOTHERFUCKING PIANO

  • @r10d100 YEEEAAHHHH

  • I love u

  • Actually i DID manage to get silent assassin by detonateing the bomb behind the desk. I was of course outside the building before i detonated it

  • YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    

  • HEEY you didn't go: "BLOW EM SKY FUCKING HIGH!!!... YEAH"

  • Anybody know where I can find info on the song he plays when he triggers explosions?

  • I Like Ur All Videos :D

  • Another way is too kill the red bird, take his suit and plant a bomb in that suitcase, deliver it to Raymond and detonate the bomb. epic wins

  • dude ur awesome thumbs up for this video :D

  • A waiter's 2nd floor room's door's open and the waiter is asleep. His uniform is right beside the bed. The room is accessible through some climbing.

  • YOU sir, are a funny motherfucker!

    Very rare do i see a funny playthrough on youtube, and a Hitman one is even rarer. I live in the UK and i have a work friend that's from australia. Anyway, very funny video. I often find myself making remarks like you have. But you just make me laugh. "Shoot the bitch in the fucking head"

    I want that as my ringtone!

  • One interesting thing i've discovered is after you kill mark, you can dump his body over the railing onto the crowded street below and no-one notices at all.

  • @TheSmithersy If you care, this is because Eidos/IO got lazy, and instead of spawning about 1000 civilians, they spawned 1000 fake civies. They are on the map and will die, but won't react to anything. It's hilarious!

  • very good walkthroughs :)

  • LOL what a conveniently placed piano xD

  • So funny

  • i love your Hitman blood money walktrought xD

  • am i the only one who thinks this goes perfect with ramen noodles

  • do you guys wanna know what is mass destruction?? throw a RU-AP mine in the middle of the crowd and explode it!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Domenicomn i'm agree!

  • 3:44 FAIL when the guard come back,he will notice the bodie

    and counting it as a "bodie found" it will fail your silent assasin rank -_-

  • @Domenicomn nope. I may be wrong, but corpses of your targets are not counted as "found" in the mission summary. Still, NPCs will become more suspicious and (again I may be wrong) it'll be easier to gain "witnesses" in the summary :P

  • @starabijemiedrzwiami guess your wrong :/ (maybe)(yes,of course...)

    when i kill my targets with sniper in the midlle of everyone (funny thing if i dont use the w200 silenced everyone come right AT me -_-) it will count as freaking body found! i swear!

  • @Domenicomn ok, you're right about the "bodies found" count, but targets don't affect your rating. Guess if all found bodies are just your targets (vide Episode 2, 6, 7) you still may have SA rating :) Like I did just a few minutes ago :)

  • @starabijemiedrzwiami WOW! i tried sniping vinnie from the window when he goes to answer the phone,and i got Silent Assassin!

    its magic! :O

  • i hate this one i took me an hour !

  • 0:56 hahahahahahahhahahaah best sound effect EVER!

  • I love this guys videos. So funny. I think this is his weakest one though, because he doesn't fully explain the level. Unlike his other videos, this one wouldn't really help people complete the missions. He should have spoken more about the variations that are possible.

  • AND BLOW HER UP WITH A MUDDFUCKINGGG PIAAAAAAANOOOOOO! YEAHHHH...

  • before seeing these hitman videos I played it as if I am playing cod. :D

  • i love the coin!! XD haha!

  • The guy without the mask looks like duke nukem

  • And the diamonds briefcase wasn't delivered and he still appeared

  • for me i only found him in the rock bar,entered FPS,equipped the silverballers and "It's time to die-" *BANG* Me:"Finally got you you son of a bitch!"

  • for me i only found him in the rock bar

  • The last crow,the one with the sniper,here's how i killed him. i just goed into a random building,killed the guy watching TV and remembered this "wait,did he in that video snipe him from that building? Then i checked my map and oh goodie he is in the building opposite of the building i am in! so since i didn't have a sniper,i entered first person,and waited a second before he came out,and when he did,i quickly pulled out my silverballers (this is still in FPS mode) when the 2 red dot's

  • @6425gorda appeared (lasers) on him... i shot him and was all like "finally i killed you you son of a bitch!" and since i killed the 1st one,that is the delivery guy's destination by putting a RU-AP mine in the diamonds briefcase and i delivered it and blowed up that mother fucker SKY FUCKING HIGH,YEAH even though the objective of retrieving the diamonds briefcase objective was still there (you know,where you look at the objectives and information on what have you done) i thought "wait,since

  • @6425gorda i blowed the briefcase up to,maybe i could finish the mission without completing that objective!" but i didnt think that at first till i came back for the briefcase thinking it was still in one piece,i realized it's not but that's when i thought "maybe i dont need to complete that objective and still be allowed to finish the mission" and i was right,i'm pretty sure there were no witnesses.

  • lol red gay bird

  • hey you ar mint

  • music at 0:35?????

  • don't go back though the kitchen after getting raymond's disguise! its more safe though the emergency stairs that are normally though the left doors

  • hello there! why are you holding a deton...BHÉÉEÉ´´EÉ!!!!1111211 YEEAAAAH

  • HOLY SHIT!!!!1 WHTATA FUCK!!!11111??!??!/// I DIDT KNEW THAT THE HOT CROW MURDER THAT GUY WITH A BLOODY KNIFE!!!

  • Awesome series.

  • This is by far my favorite Hitman level! <3

  • i have never NOT EVEN ONCE took anyone hostage in this game and i have finished it twice.

    i JUST realized it has a hostage action

  • what system do you use

  • Winnie is apparently a fan of Freedom Fighters. Dont blame her.

  • Just imagine all the people waking up naked in dumpsters because of this guy

  • @matmanv2 That's mardi gras for ya

  • vash joivan and auzziegamer are the best commantary people EVER

  • @happyfeetful VASH12349 FUCK YEAH

  • @VGCentral1 NO VASH2349 VASH12349 FUCK YEA

  • I'm watching this series while I'm downloading this to my xbox :)

  • The guards kill me whenever I wear Raymonds disguise. What to do?

  • Just by watching your Hitman series I've started playing again. Fuckin awesome man keep it up

    

  • I FUCKING HATE THIS MISSION!!!!

  • @DJ3rdD Hate it too hate it too

  • @DJ3rdD when the game first came out i was stuck on it for 2 and a half months much rejoycing was made

  • i love that sound effect you amke....the one when they die and you say "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH'

  • On my first run, I had to restart because I goofed and provoked the big bird assassin guild to attack me but as I had not drawn a weapon so, from the police's perspective, armed gunmen were attacking a civilian in a chicken costume. I guess they thought shooting the big red chicken was fun too and decided to join in on the fun. Afterward assassin and police alike joined hands and sang over my dead body. OK, that last part didn't happen but it might as well have with how fucking stupid the AI is.

  • There he is [for fuck red crow asshole ]

  • i have a problem with the guy without the mask as he walks around his room the frikin yellow chicken guy does not leave it is so annoying!! please HELP oh and i have tried coins already does not work

  • I achieved Psychopath on this level, is something wrong with me?

  • 2:31

  • Your walkthroughs are hilarious and useful. Excellent work!

  • break it up u primiscos teenagers hahaha

  • ,,is that somebody aiming at me?..DIIIEEEEE!!!- Yep, it was! :D:D:D

  • Man you are fucking hilarious

  • I would plant a mine in the middle of the crowd and blow em all SKY FUCKIN HIGH!!!

  • @efrainthegreat YEEEAAAAHHH!!

  • ur the bestz brah.

  • What's the music at the beginning

  • @MatThe451 Ave Maria, Bach/Gaunod

  • @MatThe451 Hitman theme music.

  • UEEEEGHHHH

  • Ashuming

  • I don't even have this game, I just love watching this series over and over again

  • Whats the tune when u blow ppl SKY FKN HI!!!?

  • U CAN CRUSH THE BITCH WITH A PIANO!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAH!

  • do a lets play for fallout new vages

  • Hello there why are you holding a... DDDDAAANNNK

  • Funny as hell

    How do you make ur videos the funniest

  • Ive never seen the bich kill the politition.

  • If only ALL your targets wore bird suits. :D

  • I killed the red bird (first i waited outside close to where i start and when the red bird came out i followed to the alley where it takes a piss (fiber wire used) a fucking cop saw me suit the costume and started shooting (good thing i ran to him and got behind him and strangled with fiber wire before he could alert the other cop's) so i continued and the black bird ran to that alley and she saw the bodies,her back was open so i strangled her too and that's where i get out of the allery i think

  • @6425gorda ...i was facing the rock bar and that's when i exit to destkop (but don't quit the game and save)

  • Is that somebody aiming at-DAH!?

  • why is Rebecca black in the suggestions box?

  • 2:17 i loled! hahaha <3

  • I can't stand that fucking song he plays when he blows something up

  • @ToxikInfektion26 You should be slapped.

  • he sould have killed all does civilans

  • i blow the mark and get hitman :D

  • Why is is that cuntbag Rebecca Black mentioned for featured videos?

  • another way i found is to kill the red bird take his clothes put a mine in the case then give raymond the diamonds and blow him SKY FKING HIGH.....YEAAAHHHH

  • shit man u r fuckin hilarious

  • WITHAMOTHAFUCKINGPIANO... YEAAAHHHH.

  • i love your lets plays u r so funny

  • waaaaaaaaw

    great and fast

  • "Hello there, why're you holdin' a deton-EEEEEEEEHHHH"

  • Isn't 47 a CIA agent? Just asking because in another mission (Flatline I think) he said that he has to rescue a fellow CIA agent that is being held prisoner.

  • @ThePullaMies agent. not cia agent

  • god its hard to follow this on fast forward

  • OK Mr. Secretary, it's time to DENGH

  • where did you get that w200 sniper

  • I love the noise you make for when you kill them, it's just THAT FUNNY.

  • how the Fu*k is Rebecca black related in any form (other than about everyone wants to SA her) related to this video??????????? :@ She's unavoidable!!!!!

  • @nikobroo obviously she's someone 47 needs to kill :o

  • ahh fair enough good bye!!!

  • I took out the guy in the crow suit first and took his disguise, then went to the others. I was rushing to intercept the diamond case and while I'm pushing away the crowd, I hear someone scream, "You killed my boo!" and then several gunshots are fired at me. Whoops.

    I kept the same save, used the disguise to take out the head guy, and then rush to where his gal pal is. She turned around and saw me but I managed to disarm the last crow and complete the mission with silent assassin.

  • this is too hilarious.

  • I love these fucking videos.

  • The 2nd Floor of BEGIN Hotel there is a room where bartender sleeps,

    enter the room form the back alley.

    take bartender suit, you have access to all three bars form the FRONT door.

    No need sneaking backdoors and knock out victims. that might save some times.

  • lol this is sooooo funny

  • "Mm, thats funny, you look nuthin like the otha waitah!"

    "Cos I knocked him out, and took his clothes."

    "... Ah fair enough. Goo'bah!"

    Had me LOLing.

  • @jgjghgh thats the funny part lol

  • @jgjghgh same lol

  • @jgjghgh Sometimes I wonder if that would work in real life... Probably not... But it would be funny if you could...

  • WITH A MOTHERFUCKING PIANOOOOOOOOOO

  • Gay red bird LOL

  • SUBBED!

  • Ah I remember this game. I was playing it when my first 360 red ringed on me. Good times!

  • For people who don't get it:

    A flock of crows is referred to as a "murder of crows," thus the pun of the level title.