George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words

[Wharwulif]

That's the list of words the "elder god" wish to say to Raziel and kain!

And that's what Ariel personally say to kain beyond

"Kain refused to the sacrifice"

All those words are useless stuff that means nothing that people keep using for no real reason.

But hey...who would question the logic of an elder parasite god and a ghost of Balance?

[ozzymayhem88]

roflmao tally wacker

[ShadowGlove84]

My health class has a contest to see which period can name the most slang terms. I'll shit a brick if my class loses.

[dreathreaper01]

snatchsquatch



[ignacione]

Wohw, what was the name of the game.... i loved it as well.... but hell, what was the name?

[ZatoSama]

@ignacione

legacy of kain, soul reaver

[Ramaln]

Poooooontaaang :D

[iplaypiano13]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[deatheater459]

LMAO LMAOMAMALAMLAAO

[dig2013]

"Yodeling in the Gulley" is my favorite lol

[fathersky24688642]

@dig2013 mongolian clusterfuck was the best

[mljbct89]

its the ending of the Carlin On Campus HBO Special (CD Version)

[krustyloaf]

"The one-eyed wonder worm" is my favourite ;)

[WhichOnesPink777]

Slammin the salmon...

[tk5800thesecond]

what game is that?

[1StopDrop]

After the widespread use of the internet, this list would take days to recite.

[jcat5150]

LMAO@'68'

[CantWeedThis]

33 people probably cant even recite the alphabet backwards, or forward...

[BlackWolfessUSCM]

Wasn't this at the end of his special "Carlin at Carnigie?"

[hawkeye40222]

You just combined two of my favorite things in the world... Soul Reaver and George Carlin............. I love you.

[branimirs]

How on earth did he memorize all that???? :D

[okineedoxygen]

@branimirs if you could see the video he is actually reading all of this from a scroll =) I've tried to find a version with video but I'm sure HBO just couldn't bare to have their precious specials that they don't air anymore shown on a free site like youtube.

[phdseuss]

@branimirs i asked myself the same thing lol lol

[coreybusby]

@branimirs practice

[barguna]

Can somebody upload a version of this on slow mo?

[WickedBratElphaba411]

i think the best one is "waxing the dolphin" b/c its like O_O

[LtSlayer2010]

"68 which is you do me and I'll owe you one"

[Thebutterdreamer]

@LtSlayer2010 this is the best!

[WolfsRain00]

he forgot anaconda, pipe snake and more that I probably shouldn't say

[mtavares92]

HERSHEY HIGHWAY ROFL

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

I have just been mentally violated and fucked.

[fkyou2slut]

hey, I got an idea. slow this down, I bet it would be ten times funnier :))

[Hannahoot]

@fkyou2slut hey i got an idea, fuck off.

[fkyou2slut]

mongolian cluster fuck

[SgtSniper5]

@fkyou2slut God damn Mongolian

[walrusguyjr]

RIP CARLIN

[Popomofo99]

This should be an appendix to any proper dictionary.

[ThatManOverThere]

Why the hell am I watching Soul Reaver with George Carlin. I mean, don't get me wrong, and George Carlin was an awesome dude, but you're getting your peas in my icecream here buddy. Next time you outta just google a picture of George Carlin or something. I'm sure they won't mind.

[jericho360]

what special is this from

[gundam0051]

Laugehed so badly started drooling.

[DrInfidel]

I don't think Shakespeare could have come up with anything better

[castlead213]

whats that game called used to watch my bro play it i love that game

[Kakashirules85]

68="You do me and I'll owe you one"

[mussman717word]

"Glawry Hole."

[onyx1898]

"Hey you forgot needle-dick the bug fucker!!!!" CLASSIC!!!! LMAO!!!!

[soulreaver1994]

Rofl, RIP George. Anyway as you can tell by my name, I freakin love the soulreaver series, and even though it had nothing to do with the audio, still an aesom video

[88flack]

WOW realy

[dj2bklyn]

what the hell does this stupid vid have to do with George my god you fucking moron!

[frogskinshoelace]

This is pure genius. If not only just for the huge list he comes up with, but for the way he organizes it, and presents it. The way certain parts rime or alliterate is just genius.

[ssbmmasterxyz]

Wow, exactly 100,000 veiws...

[KnutFreakKid]

"Some of these border on poetry, I feel." xD

[coolvr4]

Sounds like me when I'm driving to work.

[TeehpodT]

poooooooooooo...-ntang

[jerryhello100]

Yodeling in the Gully! haahahah

[mountainleone]

i love this guy but hate whatever we're watching

[hussam0ntreal]

stupid son of a cunt

[JovKnox]

wtf, you asshole, nobody wants to see fucking World of Warcraft or what ever the fuck this is!

[TheBuffaloChicken]

AWESOME!

[Eatleet1234]

Screw this video

[narutokingvamp1991]

i got lost at mr good wrench 0-0

[deedeeke1991]

mongolian clusterfuck XD

[uberspider001]

omfg soul reaver! that gaem was teh pwn

[Zachhay11]

must have taken awhile to remember...

[bacofishtaco]

he has a big scroll.

[iamskates]

carlin on campus/carlin at carnegie one of the 2

[onilink1223]

fur burger, tuna taco, and riding the cotton pony r fuckin sweet

[Denthedragon]

petting the clam :P

[FFSray]

video fits to audio... NOT

[3sCap3th3f8]

what game

[ANGELO13111]

gay video game.

[countryboy2316]

he 4got shlt creek

[sirshwack]

Then go up to him after the show and say "HEY, YOU FORGOT SHIT CREEK!!!"

[Jmerino7]

what the stand up show call

[smittykins]

"Carlin At Carnegie," I think.

[whammydoom]

@smittykins no, "Carlin on Campus"

[jacobreedijk]

ROFLOL POETIC

[bob5573]

Having the painters in...

[PROWLL7]

meat injection!!! hahaha

[doni107107]

Mr. Goodwrench ;D

[saywhat198]

that last 25 some odd seconds is probably the fastest chain of word i think I've ever heard O-o

having the painters in O_O

[Razgriz0111]

hes had time to plan this haddent he damn hes awesome

" the one eyed wonder worm" lol

[matthew360x]

Hey would you tell me what game that is?

[juandini765v]

that's "legacy of kain:defiance".easily one of the must-have games for ps2

[matthew360x]

thanks

[juandini765v]

you're welcome.

[vedder530]

he may be dead, but he's still the funniest fucker alive.

[qwopiretyu]

beef injection! BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[11DNA11]

Carlin's comedic timing is something phenomenal..

[Warriorsfan0111111]

don't forget, "Polishing the Sword."

[fullmetalx91]

I prefer Beating the Bishop.

[straight138edge]

pooooooontang

[chestbuster1987]

See kids? Even swearing can be taken to a professional level haha.

[11DNA11]

I think George Carlin was years ahead of every wannabe pro xD

[lewy0701]

it has got to be some kinda record

[VixiShadowfox]

Here is one he missed! Fluff the Garfield

[tacoemall666]

hahahha whose line rules!

[blitzburghmetal]

* * * * * ...TUNA TACO

[negithekitty]

THE ONE EYED WONDER WORM

[JerrizleMcYo]

As far as I'm concerned, Carlin INVENTED poon tang.

[Wonka275]

Poontang was a slang term invented in World War II. In S.E. Asia I think.

[coolnerd92]

LOL MAKE A FUNNY SONG!

[Cenotaph205]

whyyyy is there a video of Soul Reaver...

[tywonellington]

aaamazing

[ApeofThoth]

and PooooooonTang!

[Hollywise23]

The one-eyed wonder worm!

[FireIceAndLove]

beef injection, vitamin f!

[TransformersMan1994]

Mongolian cluster fuck.

[Hirnlego999]

He had great memory..

[DerFlo4711]

I believe in this he was reading off of a sheet of paper.

[dethpruf89]

true, but in his more recent routines, like in "Modern Man", he memorized about 3 minutes of dialogue which described himself using modern lingo.

[kalishiva18]

Old reply, yea i know..

and yes, he was reading it off of a paper. I saw him in concert when he read the list. Its a scroll.....a paper thats been rolled up more then the usual one sheet. It was as long as he was, from his chest to the ground.

[jinjer91]

He forgot "polishing the family jewels"

[colorbelt]

thats not as dirty that fits in with bitch ass damn fuck crap and crud

[MTwords]

hahahaha... 68... i love that one.

[Bl33dTheSky]

LOL! I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

[OzofBorg]

10 Base T Network Card..$25.00

Verizon High Speed DSL..$35.00

YouTube Account FREE

George Carlin  PRICELESS

I was lucky enough to see him perform in Los Angeles about 3 years ago.

My "SEVEN WORDS" to the Genius

REST IN PEACE GEORGE

WE'LL MISS YOU.

[thefinnman92]

im triying to think of what he means by inviting the painters in. omg Mongolian Cluster Fuck lmao

[robertlanderss]

means she is on her period as in painting her walls

[tariqissexy]

he forgot kingfishing

[marcusdranz]

If you REALLY wanna laugh, imagine the faces he's making while he talks. Watch some other Carlin videos if you need a hand with that.

[aaronkvamme]

he forgot corkskrewd

[SerialKiffer]

LOK and George Carlin... Wow...

[MagnificentFiend]

God, this is the first time I've seen this and I literally choked and cried laughing.

[ThePsychoReturns]

PoooOOOooontang.

[disturbedangle666]

lofl i love george carlin...68 you do me and i'll owe you one lol

[xlxsnuggles07xlx]

Holy fuck! this is hillarious im laughing my ass off! wow

[JoshAllain]

TITFUCK!!! lol

[lancelottodd]

can we get the lyrics please. :)

[KartKingMoviewhizPro]

ill send u a pm

[lancelottodd]

lol thanks man.

[thefinnman92]

im soo pissed you cant get this on iTunes

[thefinnman92]

waxing the dolphin? yodelling in the gulley? MR. GOODWRENCH? haha omg funniest shit ever.

[djtazzle]

i wanna fight that metroid prime guy that has like 3 pages of comments, btw u wouldnt type in list of dirty words, nor would you problebly be on youtube, unless u can read lips, if you were deaf, so all youtube users F*ck the confederecy

[Confederate2009]

lol! Mongolian Cluster Fuck!

[Confederate2009]

slay the dragon

[pipolwes000]

The title should be "George Carlins Incomplete List of Impolite Words and Phrases"

RIP

[graywulfproductions]

you didnt. im saying i aint def so you dont have to list them.

you got way too much free time

[mindprism]

banana cream (author:self)

rosy palm and her 5 sisters

vitamin P (author:self)

cunt sweat (author:self)

[zip420]

metroid has got to be high on meth. on a fuckin mean one!!! sheesh!

[metroidprimefan18]

Lol XD

I was bored, and I had patience to spare

[robertwc82]

spadger and smu are also names for womens genitalia

[metroidprimefan18]

Heck, hell, damn, goddamn, bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit, dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung, cheese, lings, cable pinching, loaf, dropping a load. Ass, booty, butt, heinie, tuchus, bum, buns, rum, cheeks, tits, jugs, bazooms, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, brown eyes, balls, nuts, onions, jewels, rocks, stones, balls, ballbag, jizzem, cum, shoot, cream wad, juice, pecker tracks,pearl necklace.Crabs, dough, syph, clap, bleed, rain coat, scumbag,rubber gasket,french tickler,dildo

[onilink1223]

its pinching a load

[metroidprimefan18]

Fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut, bang, coke, batter, wham, beef injection. Vitamin F, knock up, put out, dip your wick, hide the salami. Laying pipe, polishing your rocket, squattin' on the hog. Getting your pole varnished. A quickie, a nooner,a matinee, pop your cookies, bust your nuts,get your rocks off,bananas and cream,pieceofass,nookie,POONTA­NG.Cunt,cooze, cooch,crack,gash,notch,twat,sl­ash,ginch,hole,hatch,slit,snat­ch, quimbox,box snapper,beaver tail,pussy,muff,bearded clam.

[metroidprimefan18]

Furburger.Tunataco.Bush,hairpi­e,wolly booga.Glory hole.A merkin,a mucket, button,clip,cherry,clam,snappi­n'pussy,taint,boy in the boat,man in the canoe.Muttrag,On the rag,flying the flag,riding the cotton pony.Having the painters in.Hard on,Rod on,Bone on,boner,stiff,piss,hard,wet dream,hotnuts,horny,randy,love­r's nuts,cumstruck,queefer,pussy,f­arts,asshole,bunghole,little brown eyeball.Bugger,brown, ream,cornhole,buttfuck,back door,bite the brown sugar bowl pine,mustard road,Up the ol'dirt road.

[metroidprimefan18]

Hershey Highway. Fishing for brown trout. Fudgepacker, poundcake, fingerfuck, dry hump, cop a feel, titfuck, french fuck, one man band. Hand job, French Job, Blowjob, Head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suck off, give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on, muff dive, mustache ride. Sittin' on my face. Yodeling in the gully. 69, 71, 68. Golden showers, around the world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog style, mongolian cluster fuck.

[metroidprimefan18]

Group grope, gang bang, circle jerk, 20 Lira, well hung, dick, prick, dork, dong, tongue, donnicker, dingus, wang schlung, schwontz, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, toolrod, hammershaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, pork, weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, tallywhacker. Middle leg, short arm, rod of love. Mr. Goodwrench. Joystick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak, pink pencil, bald-headed mouse. Trouser snake. The one eyed wonderworm.

[graywulfproductions]

i can here the vid i aint def.

why are YOU listing them

[metroidprimefan18]

Uh...because I wanted to?

[graywulfproductions]

oh yeah that makes it all ok :S

lol oh well

[metroidprimefan18]

Heh, no offense, but...how exactly would me listing the words mentioned in this video be automatically insinuating that someone was deaf?

[metroidprimefan18]

Jelly roll, puddin', jerk off, jack off, whack off, pull off, beat off, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong, pounding your pud. Bleeding your weed, wringing out your rope. Stroking it, giving it a tug, beating the bishop. Milking the lizard, choking the chicken. Waxing the dolphin. Wrestling the eel, spank the frank, paddle the pickle, jerk the gherkin, punishing percy in your palm. Shootin' putty at the moon.

[metroidprimefan18]

Pocket pool,pimp,hooker,trick queen,queer,punk,faggot,quif,d­yke,diesel dyke,lezzy,bulldagger,boxlunch­,seafood,roughtradeeatin',fuck­youupyourass,fuckoff,piss off,stickit,stuffit,shoveit,ra­mit,jam it,cramit,sitonit,get laid,getin,get off,get it on,getit up,motherfucker,cocksucker,rol­ledfart,fartface,fartsniffer,c­ocksmith,gadfan,asshole,pecker­head,scumbag,fuckup,fuckoff,ba­llbreaker,ballbuster,a real pisser,cockteaser,cockflapper,­ asskisser,brownnose,shitass,sh­itheel,douchebag,mother strapalonian.

[godZAMN]

"...eatme, fuckyou, upyourass, fuckoff, pissoff, stickit, stuffit, shoveit, ramit, jamit, cramit, sitonit, getlaid, getin, getoff, getiton, getitup, motherfucker, cocksucker, oldfart, fartface, fartsniffer, cocksmith, scatfan, asshole, peckerhead, scumbag, fuckup, fuckoff..."

[zip420]

i dont even wanna know what a mongolian cluster fuck is! LOL

[Zettel9016]

Iraq 2003-2020

[SearchForSanta]

pettin the hamster?

[flyershockey17]

i used floggin the dong today, confused ppl

[jmarch23]

W O W.....Fishing for brown trout!

[lamarridley2]

What Does The Video Have To With George Carlin?

[kibaangers]

i think he didnt have the actual clip of him so he just put a video to cover it

[krepecish]

Well, it`s still better than just picture

[flyershockey17]

read the fuckin description

[lamarridley2]

My Bad,Sorry.

[gredangeo]

3:09 - 3:22...THE BEST!!!!

[digair123]

What the game used in this

Thank you :)

[okiedouk]

I think its Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2.

[SurpentineSacrifice]

no, legacy of kain defiance, all great games. id suggest them to anyone. i cant imagine those vamps sayin those words, lol, their english is so refined, youll know if you or if you have polayed these games, i was laughing even harder cuz of the contrary.

[billyboy80]

poooonnnttaanngggg

to fucking hilarious Reat in power

mister carlin

[veblice]

This is why Gorge is the best stand up comic EVER NO EXCEPTIONS.

[LegalSubstance00]

holy...shit.

[zip420]

only Carlin could do this so well ROFL!! :-D