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  • Watched Game Center CX episode where Comedian Arino from Yoiko beat the game.

  • lol, SEIZURE TIME !!!!!!!!!!

  • There could have existed a better Transformers game during the NES era. But instead, Takara made this failiure of a game with little to no thought or effort put into it. Thank God this game never came to the United States. Besides, there are better Transformers game out there today.

  • LOL

  • I just LMFAO SO BAD !!!!! It's so rare that I do on youtube, omg !!!

  • thats hows mario started

  • I can definitely see why they're called "No Talent Translations".

  • That was down right hilarious!

  • HAHAHHA

  • O.o attack of the big mouse

    

  • I forget, where did the video's theme come from? I heard it before, but can't pin it on on the title.

  • @silenceofthehills It's the SNES Bionic Commando game (or maybe that's NES, I can't remember)

  • So.. games suck if you just run into the first enemy without trying to avoid or shoot it?

  • @megamarsvin I think the point was the game looks totally shite and you just know the gameplay is going to be nothing but running to the right, jumping over stupid enemies or perhaps shooting them. You probably can't even shoot at angles like the Super Star Wars games. You'll be shooting in a straight line or jumping to shoot in a straight line higher up. Looks like the Dark Ages of videogaming to me.

  • @childofthesun32 You didn't play a lot of games in the 80s did you? ^^

  • @megamarsvin I didn't really. For me gaming in the 80s consisted of Journey's End, Minder (The video game) and a bunch of other seriously shite, seriously ridiculously difficult games. Like I said, the f***ing Dark Ages.

  • @childofthesun32 Minder was pretty good though eh Ducky? :D

  • @megamarsvin Damn man, Minder had such good AI interaction that todays interaction depresses the hell out of me. To think way back 20 years ago we had Minder's insane levels of "type what you want" interaction and now we've sank to the levels of "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion's "crap information Kiosk NPCs".... What went wrong?

  • still better than Black Ops

  • Still better than Bayformers 2.

  • He didn't even try

  • fuck you guaridane play like a grownup stop being a bitch and mke the game good because just because he is a fucking bad dumb bitchey player don't mean you can make it bad bitch assssssssssssssssssss!

  • @swaggon12 anyone with the word "swag" or "lil" in their online names are complete faggots

  • @swaggon12

    Oh wow, I guess this makes you totally cool, throwing in unnecessary swear words every sentence.

  • Autobots, roll ou- Explode. 

  • thought: was this before or after avgn's review of this TF game?

  • LOOOOOOOOOL

  • i would say very relistic having one life xD

    i would also say it is not very entertaining XD

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  • i renember playing this on my arcade console :P

  • for christ sake man just duck, shoot, or jump.. just because you're a horrible player doesn't make the game horrible also

  • @virreyesp in case you hadn't noticed, this is a parody video. He was obviously well-aware of the fact a plane was going to kill him immediately. Just look at the length of the damn video.

  • @1993Kittens Lets go kick Megatron's *boom*!

  • so they give you 1 life only...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

    LOL XD!

  • xDDDDDDDDD

  • "No talent translations proudly presents" Lol

  • Not for ephileptics!!

  • Awful review, this says absolutely nothing about the game with the exception of a cheap shot in the beginning.

  • Maybe you shoulda actually tries to play it....

  • i think im geting epileptia!

  • lol i remember when i had this in a control that had thousands of games in it

  • Damn! Put a seizure warning god damn

  • Mystery of Comvoy.

    Well at least they spent time making a sub-title.

  • Come on guys that was oubviously Starscream DUH it makes perfect sense.

  • They kill off half of their players by causing them seizers, then they kill the rest with the game itself.

  • That's what I think every time I see something to do with Transformers.

  • I Was Laughing So Hard!

  • FAIL!

  • XD XD XD LOL LOL LOL that's just, wow HAHAHAHA! Epic fail. thanks for sharing it.

  • Ahahahaha... very good.

  • lol optimus prime said LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER­RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKIIII­IINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSs

  • I was literally rolling on the floor pissing my pants because of how sudden that death was.

  • @WoodWolfStudios same xDD

  • cool music

  • hahahaha..... its so funny and stupid video game

  • How did I get 90 likes? It wasn't even that funny.

  • @ERROR989 its a piece of shit, you have to be dead on to hit it and when you do , you might as well be dead

  • AHHH!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE MY FAX MACHINE HAS GONE ARY AT 00:12 !!!!

  • "dududududu you'll hear more often here than you will in the show"

  • if you would like to have a Seizure, please press 5

  • ...AHN?

  • 'No talent translation?' they must be right

  • the xbox version isnt any better

  • Fail

  • Ive got the japanese version of that wtf-thing on a GBA Famicom multicart!

    My record is 5 enemies shot down. I was myself impressed!

  • :Mystery of Comvoy...

    Seriously wtf? xD

  • @AlphaFirefly Apparently, Comvoy is the Japanese name for Optimus Prime. From what I hear, you play as Ultra Magnus, trying to hunt down Optimus Prime's killer, and if you get the letters of "RODIMUS" and beat the game, you play the next run as Rodimus Prime.

  • @QuartrGuy Wow that is a lot of info ill never ever get use for. Thanks a lot though :).

  • You don't even half to go ooooon and oooooon like avgn! THE AWEFULNESS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!

  • what the hell just happen? hahaha

  • "No Talent Translations" is most likely the people who did the ROM translation; it's probably not a company and they didn't make the game.

  • This game needs a seizure warning. @_@

  • Where's Megan Fox?

  • Enough Said

  • its probably a nazi or decepticon plne

  • The movies a lot better

  • Starscream killed Prime like that! FTW!!!

  • wow, this video almost fucking gave me epilepsy.

  • Damn I played this game! Bought it for $6 during 1995... Couldnt even finish the first level... btw, did you notice if you press the shoot button, OptimusPrime shoots balls out of his crotch :D

  • I moved my mouse and it didn't move. Later I was like "Ooooh..... right"

  • hold down to transform and that's ultra magnus by the by. I've beaten this game and galvatron..

  • Transformers: Featuring the Epileptic Seizure version of Optimus Prime!

  • What is with Japan and seizures?

    That banned pokemon episode with Porygon was bad enough as it is

  • Transformers. More than not meets the eye

  • Its still better than Revenge of the Fallen.

  • It's still better than Megan Fox's acting in the Transformers movie :P

  • @9letmeseeit Except she had boobs. Not as big as the boobs behind the camrea though...

  • wtf is this piece of shit!

  • This was made to compete against other super-challenging NES titles released the same year, like SMB: The Lost Levels, Atlantis no Nazo and Takeshi no Chousenjou.

  • I lolled. Thank you.

  • Megatron got something more annoying than Starscream to beat the living crap out of.

  • yea but that mountains in 0:22 sure look great.

    wow.

  • dude i really appreciate your vids....only 10 sec i LOL

  • Transformers: robots in disguise (the-disguise-being-in-the-for­m-of-a-shite-video-game-loosel­y-based-on-the-franchise)

  • ........HAHAAAHAHAHAAHAH THAT IS SOO LAME HAHAAASHAAAHAHAHAH.....funny

  • lol all pumped aas optimus prime (paradrops)? into the fray... dun dun dun dun dun dun. CRASH.

    GAMEOVER

  • "ALRIGHT, LETS PLAY THIS GAME!"

    *gameover*

    "..."

  • looks like a rip off from mario

  • you play bad

  • @Oblomow713 stfu he ment to do that

  • @SuperMarioLink156

    nearly every old game is hard and when he can't play it he shouldn't rate them

  • its not a bad game you just happen to suck.

  • lol, seizure and then earrape

  • Seizure alert!

  • This video doesnt show the game. its not that bad actually, you can jump, shoot, transform into a car etc.

  • 0:13 - 0:16

    So not only does the game suck, it causes seizures too

  • Step 1: Press A.

    Step 2: Have a Seizure.

    Step 3: Asplode.

  • @ERROR989

    Step 4: ????

    Step 5 PROFIT!

  • Thank God it ended fast.. I almost got a seizure from those flashy psychedelic lights and high pitched sounds :D

  • "Autobots, let's go whoop those Decepticons!"

    "Yeah! We're gonna whoop ass!"

    *Optimus Prime starts running*

    "I'm gonna kick Megatron's-!"

    *Jet crashes into Optimus Prime*

    Game over.

    Lol.

  • @LjTurner12 its ultra magnus

  • @LjTurner12 Fail. It's Ultra Magnus. How you got so many thumbs up is mind boggling.

  • @Standard420247

    Why call my comment a "fail"? Who really gives a fuck if it's Optimus Prime or not? Besides, the game is a piece of crap, so who cares who's who, unless you still like this piece of shit still and support it to the fullest. Lol.

  • @LjTurner12 it's not optimus watch avgns review on this game

  • @LjTurner12 I don't mean to be a dick, but that's Ultra Magnus.

  • @LjTurner12 @1993Kittens Why didn't the missile explode too? This game is an absolute dud within 29 seconds!

  • that is so much of an epic fail it has to be a win lmao

  • 0:22-:0:26....BEST 4 SECONDS ON YOUTUBE PERIOD...LMAO!!!!

  • I almost had a siezure when the red and blue flashed.

  • theres a thing called juming

  • Was that a thundercats video game at :04 ?

  • that will happen inn 2010

  • it has a mario-esque start screen

    but the rest is a fail

  • How is it stupid if you didn't duck you retard??? You must have played this game before to know that you moron!

  • @dennnis2781 Shut the hell up you frikin' wuss

  • @Perszeusz urrrrrr.... good one tard...

  • @dennnis2781 good one from you idiot, just go away before it gets more embarassing for everyone.

  • @Perszeusz Go check your ant farm right now nerd boy and get off the computer....

  • @dennnis2781 Oh so we have here a sk8er kid wich wouldn't recognize humor it it were poking his little prostate. Very impressive.

  • no talent translations

    LMAO

    at first i thought it was a hack, but no thats the companys name LOL!

  • ROFL THE COMPANY IS NO TALENT TRANSLATIONS!

  • MICHEAL BAYSPLOSIONS

    0:22

    

  • Its an easy and simple review. Love it

  • Has anyone ever beaten this game?

  • WRONG! It is not on the NES, It's on its Japanese counterpart, the Famicom. It was only released in Japan, and go to the AVGN for more info. He's done a review of this crap.

  • LOL I laughed so hard! INFINITE FAIL!

  • wtf?

  • wheres mw2?

  • LOL, i never played this game before, do you really only start with 1 life and die that easily?

  • The noise at 0:13 and 0:20... Ouch

  • hahahaha!

  • I thought to myself oh this can't be too bad. Six seconds later and I stand corrected.

  • Wow dumb

  • This game has neither the touch,nor the power.

  • lol so funny

  • Flashing lights!!! Thank goodness I had that seizure in time to miss such a bad game.

  • so Movie games didnt just start sucing this decade?

  • @HeavenlyH3R0

    Heck NO. Look up "E.T." on youtube (Atari 2600) you'll see.

  • @UdoShan lol i know ive seen that before

  • @MetaSaber

    easy...have you even playd the game?????

  • ... holy hell.

  • still just a lil better than mw2

  • @GErSHEYhErSheYs

    yeah, it has better graphics and gameplay lol

  • @GErSHEYhErSheYs Kinda of a joke right, cuz MW2 I played it since November. This game I can play it for like, 6 seconds.

  • @SMG097Hardcore

    r u kidding i play this all day every day dont hate bro.

  • Someone did a video on how quickly from starting a game you could get it to say Game Over. This would do quite well.

  • *Pokemon porygon episode flashback*

  • UUUUUGH EPILEPSY!!!!

  • 0:14 to 0:17 could cause seizures like in that episode of pokemon with porygon!

  • @FluffyHamsterCheeks

    i guess everyone who bought that and played it that had epilepsy died a painful death, imagine the funeral.

    ''John was taken from us by that....that....Transformers Mystery Of Convoy

  • LoL!!

  • THERE IS NO GAME THAT IS WORSE THAN ACTION 52 No game in de world is worse than that.

  • @Berati55

    Not even color a dinosaur, not even Wally bear and the no! gang, or not even this Barbie plateformer ?...

  • LA LAl LA LA...boom :D

  • looks like the mario lode up screen

  • Xbox 360 caught on fire !!!! what a gm piece of crap !

  • "Have a look at how terrible this game is." - Well, a lot of games looked like that in 1986. This Transformers game was released to compete against other ridiculously difficult NES games also released in 1986, like Japan's Super Mario Bros. 2 (ntbcw Super Mario USA), Takeshi no Chosenjo, Atlantis no Nazo and Milon's Secret Castle. It's difficult to tell whether challenging games suck or the players suck at them.

  • HAHAHAHAH

  • lmao, all i can say.

  • Played this from start to finish; something I wouldn't even wish upon my worst enemy.

    The ET Atari game is hands down the worst game of all time because the idiots that made it didn't finish the game! But this is a close contender and since ET can't be finished with out a fixed version, this is technically the worst game of all time.

    Also, the boos fights in this ... Terribad ...

  • amazing....... ur silence says it all

  • wat the fuck!

  • What a climax! ;-)

  • how many people had a seizure watching this?! o O

  • a game doss not suck just cuz you insta died, it means u suck

  • @IlidianStormrage The fact an airplane killed a transformer without a single scratch is what makes this game ridiculous

  • @IlidianStormrage You do have a point. People like to blame other things because they are too much of a tool to take the blame.

  • the now a day transformer game is good like rise of the fallen

  • oh, this brings back the shitty memories

  • @atomichead777 Not unless you lived in Japan as a child it doesn't.