Let's Play Dino Crisis (S9E1) Mike Is Currently Unavailable

[donoboy082]

lazy raptor

[dougbarrett619]

the raptor is sleeping like a baby

[youngraisin]

He's sleepin'

[valmontdracul]

ROFL-stomp'd!

[100thassasin]

Have you ever tried setting up a turbo key?

[officebob2]

If I knew how to, I probably would. :P

[GarlyleWilds]

Did he just foot stomp you to death!?

What a jerk.

[officebob2]

He's got some pretty big feet, and toenails to boot.

[Stealthknight1]

I wonder if this scientist drama is important?

[officebob2]

Probably, but nobody really cares about these characters when all we know about them is there name, and even then it's just a letter. They do tell you how to make Poison Darts in one memo, but at this point that should have been figured out already. Everyone in a horror game feels the compulsive need to blab about the solution to every puzzle or lock in the facility before they die.

[bravo075]

@officebob2 That's what my testament's gonna be like, I'll lock in a safe some important document and just before I die I'll write some riddle that'll get whoever reads it running around like a maniac figuring it out... yeah that's the way I wanna go.

[officebob2]

@bravo075

Also, someone always seems to forget the password or combination to something right before the incident, causing a coworker to write a memo for them that the Protagonist conveniently finds. "Bill forgot that we flip the numbers for the password every other month for an arbitrary reason, I'd better scrawl this note in my own blood on the wall so that he won't forget!"

[jordino60]

@officebob2 well he certainly doesn't want any government agents to forget the number now does he?

[Richmeister24]

I'd hate to double comment, but that's like the first time that Rick didn't mess up the performance of the game

[Kongon999]

Your a wasteman.