Skyrim - The Lusty Argonian Maid

[AsianDomination911]

oh god... oh god her voice... *shivers* NO, BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK I READ THIS BOOK, BUT THE VOICE... THE VOICE JUST SCREWED MY MIND MORE THAN CYRIAK'S VIDEOS

[GranTurismoPlayer44]

I'm never going to look at Argonians the same again... or old guys with big spears...

[Viking344]

I really want to read the other volumes. Call me a pervert, but I'm being totally honest... ^.^

[Matriculon]

should be called the lusty perverted Landlord or some shit! Awesome!!!!!

[TheSilas117]

Did anyone know that the author of this was a character in Morrowind who is gay and actually asks you for a kiss at the end of a quest hes involved in? random ES fact.

[711blackops]

oooh

[mikeyw02]

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koschi104]

i found this easy to fap to... :D

[Pureferret]

Only sixty likes?

Plenty of time, my sweet.

Plenty of time.

[shillanna]

LOL That was great! lol xD And such wonderful narration, too!

[bwcbiz]

Random notes:

I guess old Crassius Curio is the Tamrielic equivalent of Shakespeare. His works are in print for centuries....

Why does the Argonian maid sound like Lon Chaney Jr.? "Yessss, Masster". Likes

[icecremer]

She sounds like she ate some bad skooma....

[MrTuPadrote]

when you were doing the maid's voice i imagined that witch that seamus was gonna marry on the quest "a night to remember" i thought that they were finally going to consummate theyr love~

[kimbrell77]

Maybe I should actually start reading all the books I've been picking up

[Atomsk648]

/facepalm... The Lusty Argonian Maid, Strip Mining...I'm sensing a pattern here, Pixie xD

[isthatkeanureeve]

lol the ending 

[GlophTheweb]

Uncle Crassius was the best man :D

[vancestevenh]

haha ... Such elegant diction. :)

[xmasguyza]

lol brilliant

[Minecrafterboy1]

Oh I remember this book I found it in oblivion!

[peber13]

»»───(knee)───►

[truckingbucket]

LOL i thumbs it up

[welshpixie]

@truckingbucket \o/

[wanaa66]

This is soooooooooo wrong!!! Who the hell would fuck an argonian?

[martinthew]

@wanaa66 Ya can't say that in my house! Argonians be the same as you and I.

*Fetches mace and a hundred healing potions. Beats wanaa66 within an inch of his life, then brings him back with a potion, rinse and repeat.*

[agore30]

@wanaa66 an argonian? You realise that the master's race wasn't depicted, correct?

[welshpixie]

@agore30 The master's name is Crantius Colto (as you can see from the books next to the spoken lines) - a blatantly Imperial name ;p

[martinthew]

... I... I don't know what to think of that.

*Shoves head into a pail of icy water*

It feels like I forgot to take the bones out of the moose meat, and the resulting stew smells like blood.

[mcdonaldsmashers]

oh jaci, you crazy :P another great video pixie :D and, "Nadolig llawen a blwyddyn newydd dda" :D

[welshpixie]

@mcdonaldsmashers Diolch yn fawr - a ti hefyd!

[jamesroot9777]

@welshpixie What the hell, I never knew you guys had a language, I thought your language is English, but with a fancy accent!!

[welshpixie]

@jamesroot9777 Where do you live? Take your time and write out the full address while I go dig out my machete.

[jamesroot9777]

@welshpixie Are you gonna kill me?

[welshpixie]

@jamesroot9777 ... can't say. :D

[jamesroot9777]

@welshpixie Btw, are you a girl or a boy?? e_e

[welshpixie]

@jamesroot9777 See youtube profile. ;p