there was this one girl who i really liked and then one day me and my friend where talking about him not having a gf and this girl was like and i have a bf and he didnt get shoot down and was like WTF THEN WHY HANG OUT WITH MY LIKE COME ON!!!!!!!!!! PLZ GIRLS ASK US OUT!!
You're still young man, don't keep focus on just one girl. Go out and get with as many girls as you can and enjoy yourself. The more women you get or are around, the more attracted towards you other women will get. Be the awesome fucking bad ass that you are, the trick is pre-selection by other women and building up your social value!
I overheard these two girls and one was like "Hey, wanna go to the bathroom?" and I'm like I have never asked someone if they wanted to go to the bathroom with me and what the heck are they going to do in there?
Gimme some son! Well done about the mixed signals, everybody give this guy a blowjob he deserves it. GOD DAMN IT i feel like a black guy saying this..
I hate how they cant tell you if they like you....like come on, we have to do everything...we have to go through public embarrassment cant you go to us and ask us atleast once!....and I absolutely hate how some girls "try to place hard to get" ...like seriously its tough enough asking you out...BITCHES BE CRAZY
welll....why do girls go to the bathroom together?? because we dont want look like loners and we dont go to the bathroom just to.... yeh no... we go to have a bit of craic (fun)... to be perfectly honest i dont do either, i dont give to shits...
What I don't like about girls is when I cut their legs off they bitch about it so I have to shove my penis in their mouth, but then they try to bite it so I have to pull their teeth out. It's so tedious.
i fkn agree 100% with wehy ant girls ask us out like once a while! i'm a pretty average looking guy and on my way to school i see some sexy girls and they always look at me like"approved" or "come talkto me" i look at them and look awa. nope why cant you ask! (also i have a gf lol maybe thats why i dont go talk to em) but they should ask us once a while
All these points are basically true for the majority of girls, but believe me when I say there are some out there who, using your examples, don't send mixed signals, actually talk normally, don't do that very stupid..25minutes in the bathroom shit etc - problem is it's rare is fuck, but they're out there.
friends thing is true i was really good friends with a girl but basically she found me attractive and i taught same bout her so last week i just had sex with her for the fun like
when they're being such attention whores, they post facebook status like "im fat" or "im ugly" so they could get likes and shit and people to tell them the other way !
I was sitting next to 2 chicks who were best friends and they both wrote a note (this was year 7) anyway they asked me to go out with them. Or that's what I thought then about an hour later I got oh yeah btw which 1 of us will u go out with.. I was like damn um both and they never spoke to ne again
I hate it when girls pull the boyfriend bomb, accept I was a year younger than a girl that I wanted to go out with. One of my friiends asked the same girl out she said " No, I like someone" I almost went up to her and said Whore! She was pissin me off and of course she won't even talk to me. Even after I said I didn't want to go out with her at all. Bitch
What pisses me off? When girls Friendzone you, and then say they wish all the guys were like you, so then they can find a nice guy to date.... seriously... what the fuck...
and a popular girl taking whore pictures and having dumbass friends 'defending' her while an unpopular girl has a natural picture saying "everone is beautiful" or some shit like that while it's barely commentated or liked
Girls need to stop giving mix signals. Lead you on that she's interested, then say fuck you. But a thing I hate about guys is how they show off. No one gives a fuck.
I'm friends with a girl she very hot but I don't like her I only like one girl in school but I know I have a one percent chance of getting her why the help I only like one girl whyyyyy
The Boyfriend Bomb. It's not even an assumption or an opinion. It's a fucking FACT that it's a common thing for girls to do. A guy should always take the precaution to be ready for it at all times, even if you are in a relationship with the girl.
@sacredonut Well, it's all about the kinda girl you go for... Girls in general aren't straight forward creatures.So don't expect it to be easy. We want you to want us first. Sounds fun right? Not always.
@sacredonut Girls have a nasty way of saying one thing but in actuality meaning a completely different thing. Example: "Hey honey, what do you want to watch on TV?" "I don't care :):) you pick!" "Okay, we'll watch The Walking Dead" "No that show is stupid, let's watch Teen Mom" and this example applies to pretty much everything.. what do you want for dinner, what do you want to do tonight, and a million other possibilities. haven't met a chick yet who wasn't like that.
I don't about you guys, but I feel as if girls are sometimes so unpredictable. Also, they send the wrong signals and try to make you think that they like you.
@IxLegAcYxI When they're hungry and injured so they can't do shit and they ask you to make chicken at 10:00 at night. So you make some fried chicken and you give it to her and she says "why did you make fried chicken" and i said "you asked for chicken" then they eat it anyways but she bitches about the fact that there where chicken nuggets right there and then i finally say, "I WAS FUCKING HUNGRY GO FUCKING MAKE YOUR OWN FOOD!!!".... she should have been in the kitchen anyways.
You were 4 away....4 away!
Flipinredpiklez 6 days ago
i laughed because you said i dont talk to other dudes in the next stall and i was like damn because i do.
HexCoreV2 1 week ago
Best commentarys ever
XxblackoutxX12 1 week ago
hahaha man your a legend! And any girls out there watching this get a notepad and pen, press replay and take notes!
TezlaHD 2 weeks ago
Dammit I can click the like button only once??
xxboxx630 3 weeks ago
I like your vids
xxboxx630 3 weeks ago
You cool man
xxboxx630 3 weeks ago
19 killstreak Alex
triggerhappy197 3 weeks ago
. . . Us girls go to the washroom just to talk about shit like. Feeling, what going on in their life...
ChesseHead101 3 weeks ago
6 girls watched this video...
TBloood 3 weeks ago
Hey Alex, everything alright? Ain't seen a vid for a few days now! Hope things are cool.
Peace (MWEE).
DaddyDigDoug 3 weeks ago
I hate girls stupid facebook status's
tehUnix 3 weeks ago
there was this one girl who i really liked and then one day me and my friend where talking about him not having a gf and this girl was like and i have a bf and he didnt get shoot down and was like WTF THEN WHY HANG OUT WITH MY LIKE COME ON!!!!!!!!!! PLZ GIRLS ASK US OUT!!
Dagilovegames 3 weeks ago
Coulda called in 3 MOABs
SuperLuckyKill 3 weeks ago
19 bro
slipknot99011 3 weeks ago
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steveguy1234 3 weeks ago
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steveguy1234 3 weeks ago
im wheelin like 6 different fuckin girls at the moment hahahaha
S3NTAURx 3 weeks ago 3
@S3NTAURx hard to believe, but if its true good for u
trentd85 3 weeks ago
OMFG, I laughed so hard during this commentary!!! :D Alex, I love your vids :D
UncoolShrimp 3 weeks ago
You're still young man, don't keep focus on just one girl. Go out and get with as many girls as you can and enjoy yourself. The more women you get or are around, the more attracted towards you other women will get. Be the awesome fucking bad ass that you are, the trick is pre-selection by other women and building up your social value!
pesteruno 3 weeks ago
alex you should do what i hate about MW3
WOWITZJC 3 weeks ago
Lol 6 girls watched this
Concuhssion 3 weeks ago
I overheard these two girls and one was like "Hey, wanna go to the bathroom?" and I'm like I have never asked someone if they wanted to go to the bathroom with me and what the heck are they going to do in there?
Zwald96 3 weeks ago
I hate when girls act "PMS-ish," all the time (not just a little bit per month).
MRTHISNAMEFAILS 3 weeks ago
U ow us the bulgarian commentary.
TheBobbyis12 3 weeks ago
You were on a 19 kill streak...
fishiekilla17 3 weeks ago
"o really thats so funny" well my boyfriend plays xbox FFUCK U......lol
jbjustinks 3 weeks ago
Every guys dream, the girl to ask them out.
Jcismulti 3 weeks ago
Gimme some son! Well done about the mixed signals, everybody give this guy a blowjob he deserves it. GOD DAMN IT i feel like a black guy saying this..
Xsoccersk8er10X 3 weeks ago
This commentary was kind of pathetic. Your opinions on girls resemble that of a 12-year-old's.
TheFLparkour 3 weeks ago
Alex, I know you and I've seen you before!!! PLEASE IF UR READING THIS SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE I REALLY WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!!
ThatMexicanSniper 3 weeks ago
Ctrl+F and type my name... 36 likes but not top comment?? BUT WHY?!?!
xOneEyedWonderx 3 weeks ago 11
@xOneEyedWonderx now you are top comment but no likes on it, haha
UncoolShrimp 3 weeks ago
Two thumbs up and make more interesting commentaries
shaquillelee1 3 weeks ago
you should make a WHAT I HATE ABOUT.... series
1331pickles 3 weeks ago
Preach it brother. haha you are exactly point
1331pickles 3 weeks ago
I hate how they cant tell you if they like you....like come on, we have to do everything...we have to go through public embarrassment cant you go to us and ask us atleast once!....and I absolutely hate how some girls "try to place hard to get" ...like seriously its tough enough asking you out...BITCHES BE CRAZY
Infinitexz 3 weeks ago
Now I just have to find a girl to ask out that has seen this video... That's another thing, not enough girls watch Alex's videos. :)
misterlego817 3 weeks ago
THE BEST COMMENTARY EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!
youcantcmedolg 3 weeks ago
Great commentary bro
Cameronsbad 3 weeks ago
welll....why do girls go to the bathroom together?? because we dont want look like loners and we dont go to the bathroom just to.... yeh no... we go to have a bit of craic (fun)... to be perfectly honest i dont do either, i dont give to shits...
xMiSsKeLlY1x 3 weeks ago
ALEX! May i just say, I love you. Even more now than i did before. Please do more commentaries/story times like this!
ChaseD10159 3 weeks ago
This was the most awesome/true commentary i have ever heard,, Alex....you're my hero :) Lol
thuntpartyboy 3 weeks ago
Lesbians<3333333 :D
Haakiz1 3 weeks ago
this has to be one of your greatest commentaries to date. hilarious and very true
boardmaniac1212 3 weeks ago
What I don't like about girls is when I cut their legs off they bitch about it so I have to shove my penis in their mouth, but then they try to bite it so I have to pull their teeth out. It's so tedious.
insaneacydious 3 weeks ago
@insaneacydious WAT THE FUCK CREEP
killar1234567 3 weeks ago
@killar1234567 trollface.jpg
insaneacydious 3 weeks ago
I HATE WHEN GIRLS ARE MAD WITHOUT A REASON! I LOVE'EM ANYWAY ;)
TheFlapJackie 3 weeks ago
So true!
crocss300 3 weeks ago
i fkn agree 100% with wehy ant girls ask us out like once a while! i'm a pretty average looking guy and on my way to school i see some sexy girls and they always look at me like"approved" or "come talkto me" i look at them and look awa. nope why cant you ask! (also i have a gf lol maybe thats why i dont go talk to em) but they should ask us once a while
fritz5555555 3 weeks ago
What I don't like about girls is that whenever we argue, she always wins...
commodor314 3 weeks ago
HAHAHHA this com was great Alex, its soo ture, man I have had the boyfriend bomb dropped on me quite a few times. Its like their secret weapon.
swiftblaqness 3 weeks ago
what i hate about girls. whenever im right, im wrong
life271805 3 weeks ago
3:27 whats a dude doing sitting in the urinla doing a shit?
badgersmasher13 3 weeks ago
5:22 i was CRYING with laughter
'FUCK OFF!'
yesimafagg 3 weeks ago
@yesimafagg actually it was "FUCK! ....FUCK YOU!" derp
BenJamesWillms 3 weeks ago
@BenJamesWillms trololol
yesimafagg 3 weeks ago
All these points are basically true for the majority of girls, but believe me when I say there are some out there who, using your examples, don't send mixed signals, actually talk normally, don't do that very stupid..25minutes in the bathroom shit etc - problem is it's rare is fuck, but they're out there.
vyxsyn 3 weeks ago
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vyxsyn 3 weeks ago
Totally agreed about the mixed feelings. I hate it when they do that and are just like, "Oh, I have a boy friend."
jj481012 4 weeks ago
two thumbs up, since I only have two...damn genetics...
xmatty17x 4 weeks ago
could you make a video by showing you face so i could rate you 1-10
IHAVENONAME49 4 weeks ago
@IHAVENONAME49 he did check out his channel it should be on there somewhere
mrjayoareyes 3 weeks ago
haha so true lol
GSinterOssy 4 weeks ago
i choked when he talked about the bathroom, Its so frickin true!
tryhardmusician98 4 weeks ago
you had 18 killa
esbenejar 4 weeks ago
@trevorsacount Probably cause you are a girl
AssassinsCreedVids41 4 weeks ago
friends thing is true i was really good friends with a girl but basically she found me attractive and i taught same bout her so last week i just had sex with her for the fun like
OhHaiMadzehh 4 weeks ago
Your so dumb bro you don't know anything about girls go watch a chick flick and maybe you might learn something
trevorsacount 4 weeks ago
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Only thing I hate about girls is their boyfriends. Pisses me off 'cus I can't seem to find a girl I like that doesn't have a one >.>
Fixlarz 4 weeks ago
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Fixlarz 4 weeks ago
oh and they go in together to talk about you, if they come out and still wanna speak to you your in :)
mozyman05 4 weeks ago
when you have multiple women who wanna go out with you and they wont share you >.<
mozyman05 4 weeks ago
u died on 19
xsupersnipex1 4 weeks ago
Алекс, искаш ли да цъкаме MW3 ? Вече пичовете от Alter я кракнаха и е супер гот :)
doggymien4o 4 weeks ago
they powder their noses
tra789 4 weeks ago
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/watch?v=sywkzAsrTzE how is that even possible?
Liston360 4 weeks ago
when they're being such attention whores, they post facebook status like "im fat" or "im ugly" so they could get likes and shit and people to tell them the other way !
ChillPill149 4 weeks ago
I was sitting next to 2 chicks who were best friends and they both wrote a note (this was year 7) anyway they asked me to go out with them. Or that's what I thought then about an hour later I got oh yeah btw which 1 of us will u go out with.. I was like damn um both and they never spoke to ne again
F249ELITESNIPER 4 weeks ago
Thats right bro! Im sexy and I know it!!!
DudeUrNuts 4 weeks ago
This is so funny cuz it's tru!
KuteJR 4 weeks ago
Thank god i'm one of those guys that gets asked out
caz2nag3 4 weeks ago
I hate when a girls pissed at u but she won't tell u why
sharpmango 4 weeks ago 47
@sharpmango probably on her period
tra789 4 weeks ago
Send me a tape too lol
eelitekillz 4 weeks ago
Wat happen to the into bro?
eelitekillz 4 weeks ago
I hate it when girls pull the boyfriend bomb, accept I was a year younger than a girl that I wanted to go out with. One of my friiends asked the same girl out she said " No, I like someone" I almost went up to her and said Whore! She was pissin me off and of course she won't even talk to me. Even after I said I didn't want to go out with her at all. Bitch
TheIMightyKovacs 4 weeks ago
"To all the girls watching my videos..." tbh that would be like 2 people
zsidze 4 weeks ago
What pisses me off? When girls Friendzone you, and then say they wish all the guys were like you, so then they can find a nice guy to date.... seriously... what the fuck...
MrStokesy1 4 weeks ago
im sexy and i know it *uhum*
officialDJHouseTree 4 weeks ago
Haven't had a problem with the second one, but besides that I totally agree.
Zeroydeas 4 weeks ago
Heard this one, "If only I could find a boyfriend like you!" Err Hellooooo! lol
It was either 19.5 or 20.5 towards next MOAB. Thanks for the vid Alex!
Peace (MWEE).
DaddyDigDoug 4 weeks ago 20
@DaddyDigDoug You friendzoned her didn't you?
TheFishSquared 4 weeks ago
WHEN THEY DECIDE THAT ALL MALES ARE EVIL.
YOU HAVN'T MET THEM ALLLLL!!!!! D:<
Valosken 4 weeks ago
I've been rejected because I made the first move so many times i've lost count
ThEBlObGuY 4 weeks ago
u were on 19,5 kills
u had hardlin pro and u got an assist ;)
NAOW RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
thatdmnguy 4 weeks ago
i hate it when girls reject me
i wanna know how it feels though to be rejected
thatdmnguy 4 weeks ago
@thatdmnguy how can you hate something that you havent felt?
MrFreddoz 4 weeks ago
@MrFreddoz cause i never felt it :3
thatdmnguy 4 weeks ago
O shit lol
xNue14 4 weeks ago
5:25 That reminds me of that British guy who says"FUCK YOU" when he's helping a girl and they mention "boyfriend"
FPSStimulus 4 weeks ago
if only every girl in the world sees this video...
TheXclamationPoint 4 weeks ago
I hate the fact that , Girls have it easy guys easily get attracted to them. While us guys always have to make the first move.
xtramodz4life 4 weeks ago
When they wont stay in the Kitchen
CooolPotatoes 4 weeks ago
Where you went wrong was telling a girl you liked call of duty...
CarmaSux 4 weeks ago
Bitches be bitches.
mattmcm96 4 weeks ago
oh you got 19 kills going for the second moab. must suck to be you.
LittleBabyBuffalo 4 weeks ago
"I couldn't give two shits"
Pun intended?
dylanhendrickson 4 weeks ago
When girls are in the bathroom they are comparing shit sizes.
DizZyxChiLLz 4 weeks ago
When they always fucking get pissed over the smallest shit...
vGameable 4 weeks ago
I hate it when they keep asking me to fuck. So damn annoying
piggyx1234 4 weeks ago
and a popular girl taking whore pictures and having dumbass friends 'defending' her while an unpopular girl has a natural picture saying "everone is beautiful" or some shit like that while it's barely commentated or liked
emmanueltt3 4 weeks ago
You know, i reaslly love your dick!
ThinnoxFilms 4 weeks ago
Some dude was on final stand the whole game -_-
xIlukie 4 weeks ago
when girls act like sluts then post stuff saying they arent
emmanueltt3 4 weeks ago
@SwagClips LOL
piggyx1234 4 weeks ago
when they break up with you cuz they think you cheated on them (oh almost forgot im a fat guy).
shugo66 4 weeks ago
lol
simeonov16 4 weeks ago
LOL!
SKATE1439 4 weeks ago
19 or 20? Lol i lost track alittle. Really close man
MrPs391 4 weeks ago
Haha my comment was removed... All i said is I hate when they refuse to make me a sammich!!
xOneEyedWonderx 4 weeks ago
Girls need to stop giving mix signals. Lead you on that she's interested, then say fuck you. But a thing I hate about guys is how they show off. No one gives a fuck.
ISAWBatman 4 weeks ago
i hate when bitches complain about there and or how ugly they are when they are slim and or beautiful and they are just trying to get there attention
MRthreesixt 4 weeks ago
this is so fking hilariouse, keep makin these vids, ill keep making accounts to sub
ragoon700 4 weeks ago
I hate when they are to nice to me and every other guy
DaydreamerKnight 4 weeks ago
2 words. duck face
avsrangers8 4 weeks ago
nahh you forgot the part where you text them and they respond 10 min later so then you respond 10 min later and then she just doesn't respond
PleaseHMD 4 weeks ago
@PleaseHMD Dude that is soo true.
spatan1191 4 weeks ago
I'm friends with a girl she very hot but I don't like her I only like one girl in school but I know I have a one percent chance of getting her why the help I only like one girl whyyyyy
DaydreamerKnight 4 weeks ago
The Boyfriend Bomb. It's not even an assumption or an opinion. It's a fucking FACT that it's a common thing for girls to do. A guy should always take the precaution to be ready for it at all times, even if you are in a relationship with the girl.
TheManicAddict 4 weeks ago
when they always guilt trip you about fucking everything
CubanHero93 4 weeks ago
u had a 19 killstreak for the second moab
yTRYKOOLIO 4 weeks ago
When they refuse to make me a sandwich...
xOneEyedWonderx 4 weeks ago 40
@xOneEyedWonderx I fucking love you Wes!
BlackBoxGamers 4 weeks ago 2
@xOneEyedWonderx thank you for the funniest joke today:)
Defizze 4 weeks ago
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xOneEyedWonderx 4 weeks ago 3
I can't believe boys are this clueless. D:
pikachurrrro 4 weeks ago
@pikachurrrro I can't believe girls aren't straight forward. :) Please elaborate on the cluelessness of guys.
sacredonut 4 weeks ago
@sacredonut Well, it's all about the kinda girl you go for... Girls in general aren't straight forward creatures.So don't expect it to be easy. We want you to want us first. Sounds fun right? Not always.
pikachurrrro 4 weeks ago
@sacredonut Girls have a nasty way of saying one thing but in actuality meaning a completely different thing. Example: "Hey honey, what do you want to watch on TV?" "I don't care :):) you pick!" "Okay, we'll watch The Walking Dead" "No that show is stupid, let's watch Teen Mom" and this example applies to pretty much everything.. what do you want for dinner, what do you want to do tonight, and a million other possibilities. haven't met a chick yet who wasn't like that.
RecedingHairlineMan 4 weeks ago
I hate when they give good signals and don't have a boyfriend but are talking to 30 million other guys the same way
alahood153 4 weeks ago 35
what pisses me off when you compliement them and they get mad >_<
koolaid2128 4 weeks ago
The fact that they dont like me....
#Forever Alone
PenguinsRFluffy 4 weeks ago 2
19 kill streak with at least a double kill lined up on death
alahood153 4 weeks ago
i hate when one day they will be the nicest person and the next day theyre a complete bitch
TheJewboy14 4 weeks ago
UNPREDICTABLITY!!!! What I would give if you didn't have to worry about every single thing you say to them
BRM4RCSM3N 4 weeks ago
I don't about you guys, but I feel as if girls are sometimes so unpredictable. Also, they send the wrong signals and try to make you think that they like you.
VintageCampers 4 weeks ago
Their teasing and confusing signals piss me off.
- WxGxD
theweirdguitardude 4 weeks ago
Poop!!
Badboy6124 4 weeks ago
clingy girls!!!
yianniskart 4 weeks ago
third!
Yesmuffinsaregood 4 weeks ago
Fucking tattle tale girls.
SwagClips 4 weeks ago
What Pisses you off about girls?
IxLegAcYxI 4 weeks ago 4
@IxLegAcYxI When your talking to them and they end of their sentences with ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
galakalaka548 4 weeks ago
@IxLegAcYxI When they give you mixed signals :/ Or when she leads you on to believe that you MAY have a chance with her.
BlackBoxGamers 4 weeks ago
@IxLegAcYxI Them expecting us guys to make the first move. Also playing stupid mind games with us.
vlaDVille 4 weeks ago
@IxLegAcYxI Honestly, the question sometimes should be what doesn't piss you off about them. :/
GymBagBoy 4 weeks ago
@IxLegAcYxI sluts. nuff said
hrodis771 4 weeks ago
@hrodis771 sluts are great
xSOUNDWAVE56x 4 weeks ago
@IxLegAcYxI When they're hungry and injured so they can't do shit and they ask you to make chicken at 10:00 at night. So you make some fried chicken and you give it to her and she says "why did you make fried chicken" and i said "you asked for chicken" then they eat it anyways but she bitches about the fact that there where chicken nuggets right there and then i finally say, "I WAS FUCKING HUNGRY GO FUCKING MAKE YOUR OWN FOOD!!!".... she should have been in the kitchen anyways.
xSOUNDWAVE56x 4 weeks ago
@IxLegAcYxI dude I seriously fucking hate when girls on facebook commenting on there and there friend photos are like
girl 1 "oh wow your photos breaking my screen"
girl 2 "on thx but you are so beautiful"
and the conversation never fucking ends because they continuously do this
KOLTON545 4 weeks ago