Sisterhood of the Ripping Pants

[Larz021]

WHY IS THIS MAKING ME LAUGH?!!??!?! LMFAO!

[DrConnorful]

it doesn't matter if you have a fat ass with a face like that!

[bluejeanbabie1]

i thought he was gonna sing the spongebob 'i ripped my pants' song :] that wouldve been awesome lol

[Liono68]

too f***ing funny!! :)~

[PipersSon]

Ok, Mr. Cutie-pie Korey... You are adorable and in no way a fat-ass. Maybe not a great shopper, but still... So why don't you go on being beautiful and just leave being a fat-ass to those of us who can rock it! Love ya, kthanksbye!

[AkEmI2KATYA2aRiNa]

lmao1! not the pants!!! That is awful!!! shows that you shouldn't get cheap pants. its ok to have cheap underwear and shirts but not the pants. haha CHINA!!!! lol!! they are all from china! haha

[AustieProstie]

OMFG! I I laughed so hard through out this video! I do this all the time! At my work, we have to wear cache pants but I always rip them getting into my car! I need to stop buying work pants at walmart!

[SeanGordonXRX]

No commant for this...

[sSupernaturalholic]

I WANT YOU AS MY GAY BEST-FRIEND! what do you say? ;)

[greyk2]

@sSupernaturalholic only if you introduce me to whoever that is with you in your profile pic. he look goooooood. haha

[sSupernaturalholic]

@greyk2 Haha yeah you wish! hes a famous Israeli singer HE IS AMAZINGGG check him out : (well youtube won't let me post a link so just look for "Asaf Avidan and The Mojos" ) he is HAWWT.

but yeah I kinda know where he lives so we can totally stalk him togetherrr! ;D

[2K1Y7]

I totally think your cute...it's not me, it's you...your cute!

[splitpants57]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! u shuda used those pants to have a hawt rip wrestlin scene with your boi-friend as forplay to sex in skimpi tighty whities outside in the woods!!!

[larrfirr]

This is why you should wear black underwear.

[palaviye]

LOL I really enjoyed this story. Shopping for pants is a nightmare where I live cause 90% of what you find in stores seems to have been made for stick figures!

Hope you got your money back or were at least able to exchange them.

[beachblondiexoxo]

this is STILL one of my favorite videos of yours.. a year later.

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

I have ripped my pants before too, lol.

[makihikorain]

SOOOOOO FUCKING FAT!!!!!

[kisscoreysass]

hahaha i love you. i am glad i subcribed to 5 awesome gays. you are adorable!!

[2dboy]

that was the best work story ever!

[standcm12]

rofl thats hilarious

[cuupcake0917]

youu Sound Like Chris Crocker . not to be meean or anything.

[musiclover1342]

chris crocker is an embarrassment to the gay community.

[cuupcake0917]

No fucking doubt.

[Yaniwonton]

34 size waist? no way.

[missdivinestalls]

that happened to me once. a real ego booster.

[typicaljeremy]

LOL, I hope they don't laugh and call me a fat ass when I return them....that was so funny....LOL

[mrumno]

you are deff not fat. you are so cute. hope you stay cute and get your money back

[XxDannyKidxX]

haha ur really funny :)

[Shawnifer07]

I have the same problem when I buy pants.

[diabeticsbeware]

aww you look like you need a hug at the end.

[calinj12132]

Do u have an xtube account

[littlemissylu]

oh my gosh! Korey, you dont have a fat ass. Silly, don't buy target pants. I'm so sorry about the rip, you're so classy you shouldnt have to deal with that dear. Well, buy nice pants. Oh and when you return them- do say that they were a size too big.

[irvingklaw57]

Big Booty Ho.

[Megan80]

I work at a Target. I can vouch that they're just bad quality. My Mossimo shirts tend to not get more than 5 uses out of them, I just don't buy better quality ones.

[darkesaint]

2 things... a tailor and a better store. You're problems will instantly get better.

[lindseysayheyyy]

the intro to this video is probably the cutest thing i've ever seen.

[michaelgcuk]

Honey, you do not have a fat ass :) they are just poor quality pants.

xxMIKEYxx

[xtaco4BR3AKFASTx]

lmfao this is so funny!!!!!

[TwistedRottenCorpse]

oh man :| this is fucking hilarious

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

omg that sucks!

[fugue10]

When I was, like, ten, my Dad drove a Dodge Durango. Every morning, and I mean EVERY morning, for about a week and a half straight I would rip my pants trying to climb up into that thing. The fourth grade was not my favorite year....

[citizensnetskyfish]

I love the way you say "hello" at 2:03. It makes me laugh. Is that weird?

[AngelRawr31]

xD; You're Adorable.

[elvisinspace]

Haha...and that's why I call it Targhetto =)

[Maximaboy1]

Hey, coincidentally I'm a Target Front end manager and just wanted to know how your return experience was..lol. I know some managers might be an ass and give you shit for it ripping...but hopefully you weren't treated that way!

[bulafritz]

You are such a cutie. Has anyone told you that before? And your name! Korey! Damn.

You're like a 10 on the cute-o-meter. Korey the Kutie!

[BlaBlaYourHead]

you're so cute. really. XD

[lillimarleennight]

uh I love how you go "who is excited.." and then "korey is"

and your voice..aww stay cute:)

[awkwardmoment3]

I completely understand your problem with finding a good length without a giant waist size. Maybe we should start our own pants line??

[luvtheducks]

its okay. you aren't fat. i have that problem, the length and waist fitting thing. no worries. love you anywayyyys!

[PinkEightBall]

*giggles*

[NeptuneSea5]

You are in no way fat but I cannot shake the mental image of you having one huge ass cheek and one average sized ass cheek. How hard would that make shopping for pants?!? :D

Btw, what was your experience returning them?

[TheGhostHollywood]

how many pork-wallat\y jokes did this get? jk, stay cuute

self-esteem is tricky, but rewarding!

[CandieBox]

Aww you're not fat. You're so cute.

[michaelgcuk]

That happened to me at work......twice! had to work both times while a large hole in my pants for the whole day. It aint easy trying to keep it hidden from your co-workers lol.

[michaelgcuk]

sorry, i meant to say "with a large hole" lol.

[worldthroughmyeyes]

The day after I watched this video my shorts completely ripped in the back and it was really funny. I made a vid about it teehee

[HartzProductions]

<3 missed you and your fat ass this weekend at 789

[greyk2]

I'll kill you.

[Elrond24]

That makes me really depressed. Aw dahlin jus use a little duct tape. Jus a little duc tape right across yo' bootee. Ya gurl. Make a new trend. Shoot just wear that duct tape and be like "Bitch I look damn hot right now."

[andrewBsoweird]

haha reminds me of regina george

[itachiowns]

i bought wal-mart pants and they literally ripped to shreds the first time i sat down in them lol

[iynque]

You are hilarious.

[yellowjeep89]

target clothes suck. i had to return a shirt today cause it looked retarded once i got it home. i've never bought anything at target and kept it.

maybe we shouldn't buy things from target anymore?

-cory

[mayormike94]

My arm fits right through that hole!!!

Ahhh... I'm immature

[LeggITboy]

LOL! Thats the Chineese telling you "We have the abeeiety to make laangah or smallah but not both" :D

[Hypomani1]

Such things happends, don't worry. My baggy jeans ripped when I jumped from a chair once. (I do such things on my freetime when i hang out with my friends... yeah.)

[scooterboo1012]

aww poor korey! :(

[apatheticapoligies]

I'll sew them for you. :]

[cgray00]

is your name korey grey? my name is corey gray

[greyk2]

unfortunately no

[nouveauxespoir]

i think you need to track down exactly where the pants were made and yell at the kids who made them :P

[bwickedintense]

That's fucking HOT! I wish I had a fat enough ass to rip them :D

[39fair]

It kills me to pay more than, like, $17 for a pair of pants... but this is what to expect, I suppose...

[TrevorNau]

LMAO ur awesome and even with that " fat ass" lol love all your vids haha and im not saying u have a fat ass i havent seen it so i cant judge it. lol peace easy!

[572jodielm]

lmao, this made me laugh so much! i ripped my trousers and realised when i was on the bus and it was right in the middle so i walked around holding my bag to cover it up... nobody noticed (hopefully)

[izzy2002]

you fisted your pants LOL Corey do you even read the comments? idk is it spelled with a C or K .. whatever your still cute. Your BF is lucky to have you

[omgpickles]

Pants that are too big for me rip more than pants that are the right size.

I think the extra material doesn't know where to go, so it tries to escape.

[Aletargo1]

Eres demasiado bello nene!

[susiebones]

hahah "when my fat ass sat down"

lol wow some dirty minds in the comments section

[SolZocalo]

Just think....

it could have been your package ripping on through... You probably wouldn't have been too embarrassed if that happened...

You'd have been struttin' around sayin', "Hey!, Check THIS out!"

Hahaha!

[alaninnh]

Three cheers for third world garment making. If I worked with you, I would have seen if MY arm would fit in there.

[teamluna212]

omg DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY PERSON

[DieEinAntwort]

"my arm fits right through that HOLE"

*snicker* xD

[ohsnapitsjennifer]

Aaaaw :( poor korey! that really sucks, but i'm pretty sure they'll take them back.

[ScrnNamePending]

OH MY GOD that happened to me with khaki's from target! they were merona or something!!! It was a big rip in my crotch, i had to wear the apron from johnny rocket's home haha

[mmJellybean]

Oh gosh do you think they'll let you return them, having been worn and...ripped? You need to keep all of us posted on how that goes!!

[odetothepillow]

Throw those pants in their face!

Just for fun.

[HeyyyItsJAyyy]

It's ok.

That even happened to SpongeBob.

:)

[cowsgomrow]

haha, you're actually so lovely.

[dwnboy15]

20 dollars!? that isnt cheap at all...

[lukngud]

Finally, It's so nice to see a vid from you. Since "Monday" BLOCKED me from 5AG's, I never get to see the other 4 of you. =)

[emmabee11]

Your not fat, it's obviously just poor quality pants, id totally take them back if that happened to me.

[Milkysponge]

Gifted, all natural and burstin' the seams. :P

All trousers like those are prone to breaking. I honestly doubt that weight was the cause.

Imagine if this was a school story. :o

[CrazysLand]

You're not fat Korey. Those pants are just jealous of you.

I <3 you, smile.

Stay cute!

[ezmereldagreen]

i cant even find any half-way stylish pants to fit me...and my son is 2 years old now...I AM FAT...you just had badly made 'keks' (as we call them in the UK)..and your face is SSOOOOO cute!

[mitathehermita]

I think your buttcheeks just pulled a HULK and were like, "RAAAAAAWR, BREAKING OUT OF THIS PLACE"... so yeah, you don't have a fat bum I'm sure, just muscular :)

[ashleysmashli]

You are adorable. (:

[19brad93]

That happened to me at school, and I don't have a fat ass. Bad times!

[KickassJames1019]

lol thats hilarious! i have the same pants! i hope i don't rip mine :( Let me know how the return works out for you. hopefully you don't get a rude A**H*** at the counter :D

[UncleBym]

Korey, LOL!, you are NOT a fat ass! In no way could you be considered fat...take it from a fat man...I'd kill to look as good as you do! Be well!

PS Target sells knockoffs...the quality is questionable, have you tried LLBeans?

Well made, moderately stylish and not overpriced! (sorry for the commercial)

[baileyraetsen]

I'd still love you if you were the size of the planet! :D

[TonyKertonayy]

lmfaoooooooo.

the kids who sewed these together HAHAHA

[TheCtBoy]

Target sells clothes!?

I feel so enlightened, i must have never walked by the clothes part...

[LanaLogan]

Lol, that reminds me of my twin brother... he ripped his pants three times in one week and he's super skinny ^^' so I don't think it's because you're fat or anything, probably bad quality :P lol.. At least that's what I would say, helps with the low self-esteem :P lol

[xkatiieee]

youre adorable :)

[N0ELLEx33]

you're so fat.

but your cuteness makes up for it :D

[missbananacheeks]

oh loverbugger that ending made me giggle. at least you sit down at your job and don't have to walk around all the time. like last year when I wore this yellow dress and you could see my underwear which said I was in love. LOL... now that's awkward esp since i had to walk around for 13 hours. LOL

[chillsheck]

Fat ASS :)

[CheekTV]

Aww I love u x

[pokingthepenguin]

my mom always tells me not to buy at target and stuff.

she's a smart woman. what did yo momma teach you, korey-poo? :D

[ananasch]

Work story with Korey :D

[keithzworld]

wow you really do have a fat ass korey lol nah jokin'

Really bad quality, they should refund you

[CMaddoxBiitch]

ADORABLE!!! Me & SoundlyAwake were talking about you yesterday...at 789!

[serama13]

Hi Korey

[jojoblank]

oh no!!! i think i might have bought the same kind today for a show that i'm in. if mine rip while i'm dancing and singing on stage, i'll be mortified!!!!!

[JeSuisNici]

yey for Target... piece of crap :)

[iam3v1lj3nn1]

1. you're not fat.

2. the fabric must have been crap.

[iam3v1lj3nn1]

my mind too...if that makes you feel better. LOL

[recipesfromahat]

Once I went hitchhiking with my sister and when I sat down in an old mans car, my pants ripped open.. but not just like yours but the hole was way bigger. I was too embarrassed to tell it, because I didn't now the guy and.. yeah, it was weird. So I took of my sweater (I was still wearing a t-shirt!) and tied it around my waist... but when I got out of the car, you could see the fabric hanging down nevertheless (the rip looked like an upside-down U).

[soundlyawake]

haha your "stay cute" was so discouraged.

fat ass.

[kamchau0327]

You`re so cute!

[pabshon]

"they must've knew" ... awesome

oh the wondrous world of US retail, you pay scrap for things and get to return them

[LoLoGirl404]

lol I loved that "stay cute" face at the end XD

[jmccart6]

oy vey. worst feeling ever....I'll defend target pants, however. In my line of work, I'd rather a child get finger paint on my 20 dollar pants than the good stuff....or maybe I'm a bad gay and just don't get it. Either way, my target pants have done this body good.

[JollyGreen303]

Five stars for child labour humour!

[puertoricandude1982]

I'm very sorry about your pants. I hope you find better quality pants.

[Cypresswhisker2]

This comment made me laugh so hard. lol :D

[musicislife34]

Korey your boyfriend is like this mysterious ghost. Will we ever see him?

[MrMikeyHO]

NO!

[fransiscodiego]

YOU SHOULD SHOP AT KOHL'S

XD

I will give you a discount

[heyheycow]

that's why you don't buy pants in target..

[HondoCarrer]

fuck

cunt

shit

cock

tits

[BarringtonGeorgeTV]

those pants are shit

[1lovelost1]

Posting a video saying how you ripped your pants defeats the purpose of lying to your co-workers...... just something to think about. :)

[MartiniGuy84]

I have had the same thing happened. I bought some levi's that where $20 and the back pocket ripped. yikes!

[forshizupthespout]

Those pants are shitty. :( I'm not buyin pants for under 50 dollars now, for fear they will rip.

[scottobeck]

Sorry about your pants :(

[FoxELaura]

I've bought cheap target pants for work before too except it was the inseam that ripped for me... so of course i just felt like i had HUGE thighs

[WillzWatching]

HELP! My nerd powers are fading!

[DagenAdriel]

Youtube does that now. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit. see?

[WillzWatching]

Does that mean MY account is like on swear probation?

Whose ass do I need to lick to get it to STOP!?

[DagenAdriel]

It doesn't censor on the comments page, now I just look stupid.

[WillzWatching]

AHH I'm being censored on youtube!

[WillzWatching]

WTF I can't say sexy?

[WillzWatching]

You're a sexy demon.

Grrrrrr.Rawwrrrr..Meow.

Shake it Baby.

Confidence boosted yet?

Yeah--you're welcome.

[XxPinkxTinkxX007]

I was very confused.

I saw this video and Stevie's video in my sub box.

I knew it was Wednesday and I couldn't figure out why there was a video from you when I already watched your's yesterday.

Then it all became clear...

[TnDon]

Effing near had a heart attack....a video from Greyk2. Your boyfriend (I should say, elusive boyfriend) is absolutely right. You can't even buy a previously owned pair of pants at Goodwill for $20. Stay cute!

[aznandyroo]

I love you Korey :]

[AnDerUGo1]

Korey...wait, did you just say "they must've knew" @ 1:40??? Anyway $20 pants from Target = No! No! No! NOT CUTE, but they still shouldn't tear. Take those crappy Made in China pants back and tell them that May Ling needs to send you her nickel for that day b/c she owes you! Your "Stay Cute" at the end sounded so beat down, poor thing. Don't worry you don't have a fat ass. But you are still the cutie with the booty! ;-P

[letjusticeroll2]

screw the pants, I like the shirt you are wearing in this vlog. What brand is it?

[PeterJDiLorenzo]

that's a big rip lol.

[LittleMissLilxox]

its the pants, not your ass =) don't worry korey!

[krislikewoah]

Ugh I have that same problem with finding a waste and the length almost all my jeans rip at the bottom because they are to long and it annoys me

[firewolf222]

your not fat your cute Korey

[RGjr146]

This happens to me daily.

[jumboshrimp1000]

yay for new video. ps im freaky tall and weigh like nothing i like dont buy pants.

ok that sounds like i walk around nakie all the time which is not true. but american apparel pants are my best friends. why am i sharing this?

[nsstv]

1. Next time that happens, take a stapler, go to the bathroom and staple it from the inside, just like a sweing,

2. It doesn't matter where the pants are made, what matters is the quality the mandator asks for.... - for e.g. those pants are prolly made in China, and they suck.... but every Apple product is made in China too, and they are AWESOME!!!

ok that's all, bye. :)

[BlueLacrymosa]

Corey what are you talking about? We've all seen your tummy you're so skinny... ;)

[yescandles]

You are so rough on your clothes!

[anonymouschic]

I totally had that moment at work last week...at least it happened on the drive to work and I had a spare pair with me. Granted it did wreck the outfit. And I hate to agree...but $20 pants are probably designed to rip inappropriately.

Double dose of Korey this week? Bonus!

[Neppybutt]

Snippyhood of the Ripping Pants!

Or the rip in the pants, have you come up with a new fetish??? Scratch and sniff??

[MasOvaltinePls]

Are you joining the Badonkadonk group on Facebook now that you have a fat ass? :]

[5heyheyhey9]

aw, i'm sorry to hear about those crappy pants. but hey, it can only go up from here :]

[sydneyHD]

oh my god youtube is fucking censoring now D:

anyways, thats a downer.

[cabjrnsf]

You sat down and all those bulging leg muscles strained the pants and they surrendered to the inevitible!!

[BrianLeeUSA]

that hole most likely started there because a tag or something then made it rip easy,,,take them back for shore,,,damn Target----

[iLoveThe5AG]

haha I know how you feel. Well, not the pants ripping part, that's never happened to me. But I am tall for a girl (5'11") and I weight 125-130ish so it's hard to find pants that fit on my waist and are long enough. I buy them online, I can customize the length and size.

[howdoiquityou2006]

k mart isn't any better they ripped on me too grr

[mote65]

dear corey, it's called vanity sizing...America is so much fatter than it was back then that companies have decided to size their pants by themselves, there is no universal code for pant sizing..it's why i'm a 34 in avirex(which honestly i shouldn't be wearing,but i have a latina ass, and a man with a latina ass is gonna have trouble finding jeans that fit)...and a FRIKKIN 38 in levi's 511's....

[penguin3647]

one of my english teachers had jeans that did that to her

she bought like 3 more pairs and they all ripped

it was pretty funny xD

[LOSTMEMORIE]

i found it funny

[lex180]

Those darn kids , this is the reason why they only get paid a nickel lol

[WorldofWit]

that's such a huge bummer!! You're humiliation makes me smile :)

[itzmelodyy]

maybe one side of your butt is bigger than the other (:

jusstkidding :)

target doesn't make good clothes

[InsaneSouthAsian]

I ripped my pants too.

I know how you feel.

<3

[ThomasinHD]

who made your pants?

Some mexican children in an LA sweatshop - who work nonstop until their heads drop - they weren't allowed food or water to drink - but they still did a fierce job don't you think?