Newcastle United 5 Manchester United 0

[ephabouyed]

I remember going to school after this match and the big joke of the day was, "What time is it?" "Five past Schmeichel." Lol

[18PacWest]

The Toon beat the north west rivals a few weeks ago with 3-0 @ SJP.

NUFC TILL I DIE!

[MrSimply12]

what a save at 2.53

[kokoutd]

Seriously, how can you dislike Newcastle's style of the mid-1990s?! It's beyond my imagination why some people waste their time "disliking" videos like this one instead of constantly scratching their arses and/or exploring their nasal cavities as the perfect example of their mental activity.

[Invinciblez18]

Every real football fan appreciates this

[nufclad147]

4.1.12 was nowhere near toons 1st 11 same 1st 11 that went to 1st 12 games unbeaten lets hoe we build on this not sell..

[JonesCharlesbond]

3-0 

[Skullbird11]

Albert's goal is my favorite ever! <3

[hurdy72]

Great to see you back Newcastle ...fairvplay

[kuraasq]

1/4/2012

"And on a day when Newcastle would've taken one, here they are looking for number 3. With Phil(ippe) JOOOOOONEEEEES, OOOOOOOOHH! ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS!!!!"

[allanjohn11]

Newcastle United 3-0 Manchester United- 1/4/12

[liamwitdre]

have a 3-0 to go with that :)

[eomer821]

season 96-97?¿

[Gunderzapp]

Ohhhhhhh, only one United.. !

[Gunderzapp]

@Gunderzapp NEWCASTLE

[chrisdoukaki911]

what year did newcastle thump man united???? hahaha any team that smashes the scum does me proud coming from a man city fan :D

[h0tic3]

@chrisdoukaki911 What are you 5? How can you be a football fan and not know the time Keegan almost took Newcastle to the title then gave away an 11 point lead? City fan my ass.. go back to watching Cricket.

[Warrison]

I still love Andy Gray's 'Oh dear' after the first goal when the crushing reality hits him that he's wrong & also a massive tool.

[drjackal779]

New Castle won the match then MU won the league, that's the difference

[RelaxItsJustAFlare]

The day millions were motherfucking Entertained.

[mrpinkist]

@76callaghan ..u are prob a lil student muppet who comes to Newcastle to do a poxy lil degree..football aint ur sport...stick to gay rugby! 

[StarboyNathan]

dat last goal wss jus beautiful

top class performance

.....long time....^o^

[cefballer101]

If I could go back in time to one football match, it would be this one.

[Sekirei89]

MUs def in this game deserves bench! for the rest of their lifes after this game!

[r4h4al]

Got a shiver down my spine afer the 3rd.

[xxxSLITxxx]

one of those games where practically every chance they had they scored. although united did play pretty poor

[joyceeslillad]

Oh yeah,what about saturday, ha ha ha ha ,ya scumchester wanker

[United2o11]

@joyceeslillad Cheating a draw, like a massive club..

[UNITEDxWRx10]

Red Letters NEWCASTLE :

N is for : Nicky Butt

E is for : Eric's winner, 1996

W is for : Wayne's rocket

C is for : Cole's quarter, 1999

A is for : Alan Smith

S is for : Selfless Solskjaer

T is for : Three Goal for Ronaldo

L is for : Love it

E is for : Entertainment

[18Reddy93]

Newcastle, in the best english football clab ever, from Genoa CFC

[benotingxo]

yr trash, man u.

[MrAdeyb]

the classic newcastle adidas grandad coller kit in the 1995-97 seasons is the best kit football history

[Perchol]

whats the name of the commentator?

[MBjazzAngelus]

Gotta love the toon. Wish I was there now. Now I live in the states....still watch the games though

[Artistiara]

ลูกสุดท้าย ยิงได้ใจจิงๆ

[76callaghan]

GREAT TIMES!! EVERY ONE GOES TO THE FALCONS NOW IN NEWCASTLE. WERE A RUGBY CITY NOW NOT A FOOBALLING ONE.. SHAME!!

[oasis6583]

@76callaghan Newcastle has never been a rugby city and never will be.

[iDzzx]

@76callaghan

Are you boiling my piss, or are you plainly stupid?

Newcastle United are dragging in 50k+ a game?

Newcastle Falcons..please?

[Dethred1]

There's just something strangely and almost embarrassingly arousing about seeing Manchester United getting thrashed without mercy.

[SarangHrist]

One of the greatest football rosters of all time. I doubt Newcastle will ever have a team as good as this one. :( Great performance.

[alexkane07]

this should be on pornhub

[JasonHarry37]

And well done to Man City for thrashing Man Utd  6-1 at Old Trafford today.

Another classic to admire on youtube:)

[JasonHarry37]

I remember this match fondly. After the aggro we got from the first goal i remember looking over at a Man Utd fan in the pub i was in after Ginola's 2nd goal and saying "Did that one go over the line"? lol

[ballysaggartrule]

Phelipe ALLLBBBEEEEEEEWEEEEEEERRRRRRTT­TTTTT

[sammbruin]

"Phillipe Albeeeeeerrrtttt......Ooohhhhh­hhhh"

[TheJohnboyhunter]

Wow, 15 years ago this coming week. Howay 5 oh!

[pepppppp]

PHILIPPE ALBERT YOU BIG BELGIAN LEGEND

[Jvcsenemix]

new castle destroyed Man U

[1791Tom]

The last goal is just spine tingling!

[1791Tom]

I love how much Andy Grey is trying to defend Man U on the first goal, then when it clearly shows it is over the line, he just say's, "ooohh, it is init". Lol, what a cock!

[cspeidel331]

Im a Man City fan and im very glad Newcastle trashed united like this ;) plus these goals were fucking class

[keegan80]

Mike Ashley has killed the club we need the fat cunt out so we can bcome a top team again. He wont spend money on top players and the fans just let him take the piss out of them with all hes lies and he gets away with it when all the fans should get him out the club.

[Jagnick]

was a fluke

[newkietoon]

Phillipe Albert... what a legend!

[powermjp]

last goal is fooking class

[AnttiFilms8]

hmmm...... do you play FIFA11/12?

[matthewlegendmilburn]

this is amazing !!!

[HUSTLERKIDG2N]

'ITS ROLLIN ITS ROLLIN !....oh dear...looks over dont it' loooool

[dasefx76]

UNFORTUNATLEY YOUR DADS RIGHT. IM 55 AND MY DAD USE TO TAKE ME AS A KID SO UTD HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN MY BLOOD BUT I CAN CLEARLY REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO GET CROWDS WELL UNDER 5 THOUSAND. PEOPLE FORGET THAT IT WASNT UNTILL THE START OF THE PREMIERSHIP THAT PEOPLE TOOK A INTEREST I FOOTBALL IN NEWCASTLE. RUGBY HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE PEOPLES SPORT IN NEWCASTLE AND ACCORDING TO RECENT FIGURES THAT STILL REMAINS TRUE. WE ARE A BIGGER CLUB THAN SUNDERLAND BUT THEY HAD MUCH BIGGER CROWDS IN THE 70S & 80S!!

[TheMel0nEdBrotherS]

LOOK AT HOW NEWCASTLE EMBAREST MAN UTD

[Liverpooltilidie74]

i am a liverpool fan,

but the albert goal is one of my all time favourite goals. smikle couldnt do anything about it.

just wish NUFC wud have won the prem that season.

[18PacWest]

My fav goals for The English Bianconeri's 5-0 against Man United are David Ginola's wonder strike and Philippe Albert's winner.

[TheBjg1980]

WE SKINNED U DIRTY MANCS ALIVE! HAHA

[aliensps2]

This game is amazing I just can't believe my eyes I love it when manchester united get stunned !

P.S I am a spurs fan

[BeastLordofMetal]

I was only 5 when this match took place, which i could have gone.

[letherit77]

great day....

[watch529]

im a boro fan but this game is fuckin LOL

love it when man utd get hammered

[fernandocollordemelo]

Brasilian language; Acredito que o melhor clube do undo se chama São Paulo Futebol Clube. Foi 3 vezes campeão do mundo, vencendo Barcelona em 1992, Milan em 1993 e Liverpool em 2005. No Brasil não há ninguém melhor.

[OnkelStein]

CHILLS! Philippe Alberts goal almost gives me an erection, what a way to end the match

[WaggTV]

"On a day when Newcastle would have taken one-nil, here they are looking for number five with Phillipe Albert awrhhhhhhhh, absolutley glorious"

[livpoolmad]

clubs at the north of england are simply miles better than the south? in terms of support and passion they cannot be matched

[edward6000]

Howay 5-0 :) :)

[punkkid355]

alberts goal was amazing

[thomasfk09]

All of these goals are quality and some of the best goals I've seen in a match. And since it's against Man Utd., it makes them about 10x sweeter.

[MrHarrylime79]

Stanley Mathews at his best couldn't do that - aye ok Andy Gray, nae wonder you lost your job. Great cross though

[afridi10]

YESS FUCK YES.... FUCK MAN UTD FUK MAN UTD FANS FUCK ROONEY FUCK EM ALL..

REGARD : LFC 4 lifeeeeeee

[lfcstew100]

How is the 5th goal possible. amazing. just amazing!!

[GGreg2010]

The last goal had to be among goals of season.

[kingunner1]

get rid of those crappy video responses

[ALZCAL]

PHILLIPE ALBERT...HE TOOK THE SCHMEICHEL OUT OF SCHMEICHEL...PURE QUALITY...BEST MATCH EVER...PRICELESS.

[ALZCAL]

PHILLIPE ALBERT...HE TOOK THE SCHMEICHEL OUT OF SCHIMEICHEL...PURE QUALITY...BEST MATCH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poshtoon1234]

fergie said after getting beat to barcalona 3 - 1 , we have never been stuffed like that before, excuss me toon 5 man u 0

[WackoJacko3101]

Nicky Butt & Ronny Johnsen moved to newcastke because of this!:)

[MyOatesy]

where do the top players just disapeear to??/ shame they just fade away lol

[amangonecrazy]

second goal was HOLY SHIT

[ProXtremeKills]

TOON TOON !!!!!!!!!

[critts]

Even as a Man Utd fan you have to appreciate this performance!

[chillercm]

@critts woulde been better if we had some real geordies playin!!!! they dont even have a fuckin tan!

[mcbwebdesign]

@critts I remember watching this match. Was absolutely heart-broken as a young Man Utd fan!

[MrMatty64]

Respect @diazonia896

[JakkJakkk]

That was unreal. What a fucking team.

[gurache]

at this moment Newcastle knews to play a beautiful Football with amazing players...

[Zorolord]

Can you remember Andy Gay saying that wasn't over and I can't believe it, they is no way that is over. Yes prickhead Darren Peacock who most people haven't heard of except if your a Geordie\Toon fan scored against Schmeichel :) Love I would just love it if we beat them ha ha KKK

[SimoMcGauneo]

@Zorolord yeah haha he just didn't want it to be in did he "Oh dear..."

[westernsultrasin]

y do people love watchin man u loose by a large number of goals, im a man u fan...but honestly, they can play like shit sometimes wich pisses me off!

[TheMeganmaria13]

boy, machester u sucked balls then

[TalNufc96]

for the record, what other team have beaten man u 5-0 if there is any others?

[kuraasq]

@TalNufc96

Chelsea beat ManU 5-0 some years ago, don't remember exactly when but you can find the video in youtube. I don't think any other teams have beaten ManU 5-0 or more (during the premier league era).

[EmiMale]

5th goal was nice.

[skinz6969]

think ill post tis on facebook b4 tonights game against them maybee it will bring sum luck TTOONN TTOONN !!!

[Laidler019]

60 sad cockneys still throwing the toys out the pram, probably a few mackems amongst them as well.

[un4givenmii]

from this day have you seen man u beat so easy i havent prowd time

[blacknwhite4life]

What I would give to have this result for Newcastle again! It just shows have far we have fallen. Gone are the days of Ginola, Shearer and Ferdinand now we have Kuqi and Lovenkrands but as we are true fans we will always follow the toon where ever we are and whoever we have in our team HWTL

[andri995]

THE CHAMPIONS AT THE END, STILL RED DEVILS, HA HA HA

NO MATTER WHAT, NO MATTER HOW

[diazonia896]

i'm a liverpool fan but i have a deep respect for newcastle, don't bash me cos we got carroll now, you guys a brilliant club and deserve better than that fat ashley bloke. the way you disposed of the manure scum like this you guys have shown in the past you are more than capable of being a top club and even premiership title contenders, i just hope ashley does something with that 35m in his pocket of carroll's sale and you guys develop into as eye catching and entertaining a team as this match's

[wuddychunk1]

@diazonia896 I agree. I also think Liverpool are capable of being a top club again too.

[Newton2222]

@diazonia896

Don't forget to spit.

[nathan118804]

@diazonia896 I'm a Newcastle fan and I don't think they should be scornful towards Liverpool, both clubs got a good deal from it - Andy Carrol up coming young talent and the 35 mil lets the club have a good basis to build a good squad on :D.

[livpoolmad]

@diazonia896

im also a liverpool fan and its a pity newcastle have ashley as an owner. he needs to sell up cuz hes doing a disservice to that club! youre right, they are capable of being title contenders. its a pity those days are gone for them. thank god liverpool got new owners and were on the way up!!

[lukemomodujr]

@diazonia896 I also remember Newcastles game with Liverpool!!! Both of them being 4-3!!!

[nufc4life2]

@diazonia896 If only there was more people like you Sir, football this day in age in plagued with arguments and violence more people should respect what happens no matter what :)

[xXxMrBig123xXx]

@diazonia896 LMAO thats the stupidest thing I've ever read, hate to say it but money will win titles

[russelNUFC]

Looking forword to our next game. The two united's. I know alot of people dont like Man Utd, but i for one have come to respect them alot..That game against West Ham the other week, you just have to admire pure class.

[deanyyyyyyyyyy]

wonder how much shearer would be worth nowadays when he was this age!

[razaron]

@deanyyyyyyyyyy Same as Ronaldo probably, 70-100 million.

[Yuzling]

Albert's goal was insane!

[CutaayMitzieaa919]

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[CabLuigi]

Hahaha 0:46 The commentator realises what a mug he is

[kooora18]

How can Man Utd lose 5-0 when the likes of Cantona, Beckham and Gary Neville were present?

[rickyvangooberblat]

@kooora18 simple, man u were shit.

[wuddychunk1]

@kooora18 Cos Newcastle were better.

[obliviondj]

Newcastle is one of the worse teams EVER

[jacklo1996]

@obliviondj Why???? Also, do you mean the worst team??? or the 'worse' team?

[19791958]

i loved this game.i love newcastle utd

[rob032]

what a pass by Shearer at 2.47

[necromorphs]

i dont care about newcastle win or lose

i still the TOON ARMY

[madbeast15]

Amazing string of saves from Schmeichel, gotta say, Newcastle performance was still better :P

[stepheng1483]

Go on the toon!

[piteercolor]

dsoifhai sdis dsiadhsaid !!!

[TheMangoDeluxe]

Its matches like this that make me proud to be a geordie.

[rossigibbs]

With Philip Albert Oooooooo!

[manurewa59]

i taped this game and wore the thing out good to see it again what a day for the toon a rare win over taggarts boys

[roman7vcf]

jajajajajjaaj fucking manchester!!!!!!

"You Never Walk Alone"

[newcastlelad1970]

@roman7vcf i think most people would agree with you on that mate. Any Newcastle player would jump at the chance to play for liverpool & carol did exactly that. Liverpool are just a much bigger club than Newcastle.

[segedunum]

They were odds-on champions that season without a doubt. Shearer had come in and the rest of the squad were far more experienced than they were the previous season.

Pity King Kenny came in, fouled it all up, threw away the championship......and then fouled it up some more for good measure.

[DaveNightingale]

Phillipe! Phillipe Albert! Everyone knows his name!

[Cockel100]

haha fuckin mancs got it off the big man. miss alan shearer so much. there still ain't a striker out there right now that would lace his boots! FACT!

[ianhitman]

5-0 and you won fuck all. shame.

[generouspeasant]

@ianhitman Could agree more but at the time it was fantastic. How those lads never won anything I will never know but thats just the toon for you. One day maybe one day.

[thetoon99]

alan mcgregor(rangers)

gary cahill(bolton)

adam johnson on loan (man city)

areta(everton)

steve davis(rangers)

kevin doyle(wolves)

my summer shopping list for newcastle anyone like

[intiDelarge]

@thetoon99 es Arteta amigo mio

[ianhitman]

@thetoon99 would you have shay given back?

[thetoon99]

@ianhitman yea anyday why not

[thetoon99]

@ianhitman i was happy for him when he left

[Ochola90]

Its a shame Newcastle beat Man u in the wrong season!!

[xPrimePresident]

no wonder schmeichel was crap this game with the giand purple suit hes got on...

[lauraNUFC]

BEAUTIFUL!

[Masson1903]

sorry but the 2nd goal looks like a fail version of henrys goal vs united when he chipped it up to the side (whilst holding off a defender) and curled it on the volley into the top corner. however, his goal was one of the best ever so oh well

[fearno99]

@Masson1903 yeah you're right, Ginola's goal is a fail. fuck up you tube

[ctommonufc]

@Masson1903 The typical modern day sky sports football fan. "fail" version? Do us a favour and fuck off.

[Masson1903]

Thats exactly what it was tho. Get your head out your arse you prick. Go watch both goals again and tell me its not as good.@ctommonufc

[ctommonufc]

@Masson1903 Come back when you've been to your home clubs ground. I don't know who it is, but i'm willing to wager you've never been.

[Masson1903]

Wtf does that hav to do with anything? And i go all the time anyway so your arguement, whatever it was, is fucked @ctommonufc

[Futonpotos]

56 Man u fans obviously watch for there team flaws and realise afterwards they were just outclassed that night

[IanThaFunkee1]

0:48 "Oh dear" (yes now you have to admit you got it wrong Andy Gray) "looks over there"

[jobbercity]

phillipe albeerrrrtttt...ohhhh

[elenista500]

i love newcastle united from 1994. i am 29 and unfortunately i havent seen the team playing in saint james park because i am greek.only in one game against panionios for uefa i had seen them playing and it was an amazing feeling.greetings to all newcastle fans arround the world.dam fucking sunderland!!!!!!! michael greece

[TheHappyhaha01]

:)

[ajd3002]

Thanks for uploading this, what a day that was.

[pooks90]

I'm sorry but how can anyone not like this vid???

[JJAAAACCKK]

Fucking hell, who is thumbing "Newcastlelad1970"'s posts up? He's talking absolute shit.

[Fatheed666]

@JJAAAACCKK I think he was born with balls in his mouth, not at his hands or feet :)

[terrasweet]

@JJAAAACCKK seriously, what the hell is he talking about?

[mrcarlospeartos]

love it when andy gray (always had a thing against the toon) doesnt think the first goals crossed the line then - "oh dear, looks over dun' it" - moron

[terrasweet]

@mrcarlospeartos yeah that was chronic, hahaha. "oh dear" hahah

[Liam22001]

Newcastle United <3<3<3

[17arkrage]

Oh well, shit happens. We still won the league that season.

[lewiakers]

And on a day when newcastle would have taken one, here they are looking for number five, with phillipe albeeeeeeeeeeeeertttttt, oooooooh absolutely glorious!!

[gazza360]

this newcastle team could beat any team in the world today

[JTREWQAWDS]

@newcastlelad1970

You're an idiot. :L Is it fuck rugby that's big up here. It's football mate. :)

[Realidiotabroad]

Albert's goal gets me everytime!

[FreewheelHolidays]

@Realidiotabroad it geuninely brings tears to my eyes when I see it.