PARANOIA! (1969) theatrical trailer / 1 Minute to Showtime!

[americandiscocrash]

oh man, that hot dog. so big.  so juicy. and oh my, slather on that mustard. lots of it! up and down. you know that's how i like it. yeah baby! don't feel shy about nothin'. work the sauce. work it! ok, now yes, oh, such power in those hands, such clean hands, skilled hands. lots of mustard, lots of mustard, slather it all over that dog. but don't bruise the bun, no sir, do not bruise the bun. yes. more mustard. yes, more mustard. good. very good.

[RdAL333]

Now I want to go to a Drive-In!

[maxflower13]

best movie OF ALL TIME

[Clinquance]

what was with the teddy bear after the ratings? subliminal messaging?

[RdAL333]

@Clinquance There's a puppy after the x rating! I wonder, whats the relation between depraved sex scenes and a cute puppy....?

[americandiscocrash]

@RdAL333 the x rating is for that hot dog with the mustard, lots of mustard, so much mustard, slathered on the plump and juicy wrapped nicely in a bun. i feel shamed. but to explain, the rating always comes before the nasty, not after it.

[maxflower13]

Dirty me dirty me