Sandra Lee's Cocktail Tree

[Jigglysaint]

I think alternate names should be "Cat's Worst Nightmare", "Puppy Trap of Doom" and "Oh GOD CALL CHILDREN'S AID BEFORE THE BABY CRAWLS UNDER IT"

[sopranocath]

She is so creepily excited about that tree... Oh Aunt Sandy, plz be seeking rehab.

[sighedeffects]

This is the best tree to have at an AA meeting.

[PoochyEXE]

Here's my best guess at how this clip continues:

"...It is just gorgeous! And it was really easy to put together, too! All I had to do was take off the price tags from the junk that didn't sell at my yard sale and move the table back indoors! By the way, hey, camera guy! You want a nutcracker? Only $11!"

[sedonaification]

this is what Christmas is all about; Cocktails . . . in a tree

[quizzicalsphinx]

Why does Sandra Lee even own shot glasses? It's not as if she's ever had just a shot of anything.

[d0ugz24]

she should not be allowed to touch alcohol

[sidewinder2132]

FUCKING ALCOHOLIC!

[LinenRose]

I would laugh if it fell over.

[onde046]

Why? WHYYYY? for the love of God?!

[intigfx]

Press 8 after hitting play.

"Cracker king"

"Cracker king"

"Cra-cra-cracker king"

[sbalchan]

@intigfx i tried it AND ITS FREAKIN FUNNY LOL LOL 

[Brownsfrk]

I get drunk just watching her shows, damn!

[epifanny]

hideous and scary

[DuckiePray]

seriously? This is your favorite tree ever? Holy cow, I never saw this episode, and now it's really making me question her sanity. I've always thought the Tablescapes were a bit too much much and trouble, but a cocktail tree? I am just in shock and amazement. Of all the dumb ideas I've seen on Food Network, that one takes the cake.

[MST3K1986]

I could understand having some glass shaped tree ornaments, but actual full sized cocktail glasses!? WTH!

[JennieRose8]

I think the first time I saw this, all I could do was stare in disbelief. Then it got to the point that I'd just crack up. Now I sort of just shake my head (occasionally still laugh). What the heck was she thinking? LOL

[Zestybeef]

What a booze-hound.

[SappySuperunknown10]

Haha that nutcracker looks so humilliated. At least she gave him a drink to drown his sorrows in.

[prshorty329]

i feel she has pretty good ideas...she just over-does-it . I mean ok, glasses on a tree hmmm...maybe smaller glasses, less glasses, plactic ones instead of actual glass... maybe a solid table linen to balance out all the stuff on it and not make it seem so busy...I don't know it just looks likes she's trying waaaayyy too hard on this one

[KingKevin420]

She is genious! ♥ Sandra ♥

[candicejh]

she lied! she said she put all of her glassware on the tree.....but i still see cups on the table. bad sandra.

and what is up WITH THAT GIANT NUTCRACKER?? i don't know which is scarier? the tree, the nutcracker, or sandra. maybe all three together in place has created a dimension of evil of some sorts.

[KellyGreen5555]

She's nuts.

[ZoeSquared21]

Yep. Happy birthday Jesus.

[Android18uk]

She's a crazy alcoholic but she did have a really tough childhood.

[intwinpeaks]

Santa came early this year!

[bunniehoney]

WOW...what if those glasses fall =____=

[patty7beth]

I sure hope someone sent this to Tony Bourdain last year as a video Christmas card.

[xcestlavie77]

@patty7beth ahahahahahahahahahaha

[patty7beth]

Why the hate for poor Sandra? Folks, this crazy boozing housewife is pure comedy gold. This is better than any SNL skit. This lady can host her own "reality/ comedy sitcom" on Food Network ... without changing a thing about the show!

[x4u9u5tox]

I FUCKING LOVE IT! BITCH FUCKING SERVES!!!! *multiple snaps*

[lookitsmon]

... I have so many things that I could say about this, that I don't know WHAT to say. Oh my.

[psionicman]

haters gonna hate. personally im inspired by sandra's creativity. im going to make a bong tree. then im going to smoke the tree

[virsunen2]

@psionicman  lmao awesome idea.

[nurisim]

She just makes it waaaay too easy.

[KBMKBMKBMKBM]

hahaha tooo true

[schnartin]

Oh my god. She is NUTS!

[PhilloBaggins]

Ahahahahahahaha!

[bitchoffinsbury]

of course it's your favourite, Sandy!

[bradmeaney]

this crazy woman replaced the christmas angel with a drunk nutcracker. hahahahahaha

[bradmeaney]

I LOVE THIS CRAZY BIT*H

[emeriesan]

LOL a drunktard's dream

[ThinlyVeiledMetaphor]

Hot chicks who love booze are hotter than chicks who don't because you have better chances.

Maybe only slightly better, but better is better.

[1814Brandan]

A better chance of catching the SYPH!

[pammylunn]

I would love to party with Sandy! How fun would that be? She obviously loves to pull a cork and I would have to ask her about her infamous Kawanzaa cake. Hilarious!

[Jude74]

Even the Nutcracker is wasted. Wow.

[poohbear5050]

i watched this all the way through then realized I had that head to the side wtf look that dogs give to insane humans plastered across my own face. of course that's going to be her favorite tree, now that all her glasses are wired to the tree she can just tip up the vodka bottle and party, why is food network enabling this drunk I'd like to know

[chicexotica]

It looks like Santa raped an elf on that tablescape.

[kittykat2210]

FAIL

[Drewski217]

oh lawd

[lovefordante]

Is she TRYING to get Santa drunk?

[jesusmobile2]

that tablescape is scary

[orangevonzeppelin]

@jesusmobile2 Her tablescapes are ALWAYS scary! I've watched quite a bit of food network, and she never ceases to amaze me with her tackiness.

[TexTK]

lololol

What a fucking drunk

[crazyiproshow]

thats like the crackwhore tree

[vsusanmoon]

LOL WTF the Nut cracker looks even looks drunk

who the hell on Food Network said this was a good idea

[PinkLadyErin1]

"I've taken everything off the bar and hung it on the tree"... that sounds like something I would do as a joke.

[hippiechick4545]

omg is this real????????? a cocktail tree?? wtf? its called AA honey.

this is effing ridiculous. i am ashamed food network let this bitch on tv.

[fleebenworth]

You seem pretty judgmental and repressed for someone with the name 'hippiechick'

[evie789]

Something tells me she emptied each and every one of those cocktail glasses before she jammed them onto her tree.

[DAVIDSILVERCA]

Every night, my housemate and I get curled up in front of the tv and DVR. Times are rough out there and we all need a little entertainment. Is there anything better than a middle-aged barbie with no talent that can't cook? She is everything that is WRONG with America. No talent, makes huge amounts of money for no purpose, she is so skinny, she probably pukes up all those high calorie, unhealthy meals. She should run AIG.

[BlueKyne]

Very well put! Could she screem any louder she's a booze hound?!

Only a drunk could come with that horrible tree! Her kids must be so ashamed for her.

[fIvndy]

@DAVIDSILVERCA I've noticed that. Also, in almost every episode I've seen, she has to have some alcohol and she uses packets of spices, which is salt and MSG.

[Desdemona1564]

This is the greatest thing ever, and completely understandable given the maniacal gleam in her eye whenever she says the word "cocktail!" The woman is like a train wreck; I know I should look away, but I just can't.

[JustLoki]

This is the most awesome thing Sandra Lee has ever done! Granted, this is partly because everything else she's done has been utter shit, so there's very little competition, but that doesn't make this tree any less awesome!

[1814Brandan]

Sandra is a fucking clown....her show is the best sitcom on tv though.

[daveroxit]

Clearly, this is a cry for help.

[normanthepig]

INTERVENTION!