CWilliams doesn't need to label this as a mock

[MightySouthpaw]

lol.

[BWTEKKJKJK]

Note to Cwilliams1976 - To experience a professional announcer from this era, see Thames Closedown - 2/4/1986

You sound bloody awful not to mention and Butt Clenchincly embarrasing

[cwilliams1976]

Thank you for your comment.

[BWTEKKJKJK]

CWilliams1976 is known for injecting his terrible mocks into the YouTube-iverse as though they are real. When you're doing a search for some vintage TV clips, it's intensely annoying when you hit the play button, only to hear the grating and constantly pausing pseudo-posh tones of CWilliams, or "Christopher Williams of Stockport" as a particularly amusing 'tribute' video revealed him as.

[putolinefourstroke]

oh and btw i have falgged this video

[cwilliams1976]

Thanks - I don't in the least bit think it's funny (the video, that is).

[putolinefourstroke]

i hate to say this i think prodge has a crush on cwilliams because i think he really has a soft spot for him

[putolinefourstroke]

fuckin hell the dumb ass who created this video seems to like the word children the creator must be a pedo this is video is obviously created by prodge

[taffy3924]

lolz

[racrmimbpsvc]

How dare you insult cwilliams1976. I think his announcing is quite good, in fact, I even asked if he would do the announcing for me.

[prodge]

Your sarcasm is very powerful!

[cwilliams1976]

Is yours?

[prodge]

No. (Or yes.)

[jeffrey44]

Your Mum.

[jeffrey44]

I wonder. What ever became of your request for cwilliams1976 to do annoucing for you? Did he ever do it? Was it any good?

[fwankin219]

Yeah, don't insult anyone. It would be terrible if people went round insulting others, like putting the words "JUMP FAGGOTS, JUMP!" on their YouTube channel.

But of course, rackrimmedpvcwindows would never do that. He always tells the truth and is never a hypocrite.

[fwankin219]

Wow, I didn't think your fantastic videos could get any better, what with the demo shareware 3D titler and the stick figures presenting the weather.

Now you're having the number one Chinese astrologer CWilliams1976 on your mocks!

This makes you 200% awesome!

[jeffrey44]

This is the best cwilliams1977 video currently avialable on the interwebs. Do another.

[cwilliams1976]

In your dreams, pal!!!!

[prodge]

What's wrong with it?

[cwilliams1976]

What's right with it? Would you like it if I did this to you?

[jeffrey44]

Its difficult to answer the question "What's right with it?" but I think the best part of this video is that we see CWilliams1976 doing in-vision continuity which I'm sure his fans have been crying out for. Its also good how CWilliams1976 is having a laugh with the Children.

CWilliams1976, thanks for making and starting in this video. You rock.

Please do this to me.

[prodge]

I heartily endorse this event and/or product.

[prodge]

Well, somehow I doubt you could.

I think the best you could do, is some static picture of me, stretched in a distorted fashion, and then it would have 5 minutes of utterly snore-inducing 'music'.

You've never actually done proper video or animation. Why do you even bother existing on YouTube?

[cwilliams1976]

I have as much right to have a channel as you or anyone else. The best you can do is just stop using your Chinese horoscope Tiger characteristics to bully people and maybe you may gain more respect. If you don't like the quality of my work, then please don't watch my videos - it's as simple as throwing a custard pie or an ice cold bucket of water over somebody.

[prodge]

We know you've got a channel. We're not stopping you from having a channel (although we could if we wanted to, by phoning up the music libraries you take music from).

You can't tell me NOT to have a low opinion of shoddy work. That's not the way most people operate. I have as much right to issue a low rating or a negative comment as you or anyone else.

Simply going round pleading for everyone to be nice to you after you have been caught misleading people, is not going to work. Try being honest

[fwankin219]

If I've learnt anything from the internet, it's to take Chinese horoscopes seriously. All forms of astrology are based  on science and are always true. People who believe in it are 100% in the right in any argument, any time.

There are fools out there who may say it's a load of mumbo jumbo for the gullible, but they're wrong!

[jeffrey44]

Hi cwilliams. You seem to have banned me from commenting on your channel or videos. That is a shame.

Could you lift the ban? I might be able to help you with your mocks. I am always honest and will not say something is good just because of the person making it neither will I say something is bad just because of who made it. I judge on merit alone.

I was born in the Chinese year of the Monkey with Yang Metal as my element. You don't need me to tell you that makes me very trustworthy.

[cwilliams1976]

I have a lot on my mind and am awaiting a house move as I am not happy where I have been living. Anyway, I have now packed everything including my computer and it's now in storage so at present I can only make videos at places where the computer has Windows Movie Maker; until I move down south I will be unable to provide continuity announcements at present. However, although I don't doubt that you are honest, it is said that people born in the Year of the Monkey tend to be mischievous and cheat.

[jeffrey44]

I hope the move goes well, I also live down south. What town or city are you moving to?

I hear what you are saying about the Monkey thing, but what about the Yang Metal? Doesn't that count for anything? I'm surprised you dismissed it. Thats not like a Dragon at all.

When I read your comments I can hear your continuity voice in my head especially when you write 'at present', 'however' and 'unable to provide'. I bet I'm not the only one.

Anyway, keep mocking. I know I will.

[cwilliams1976]

I am thinking about moving to Crawley in west Sussex. I think the Yang Metal is actually the element you are talking about, so I assume you were born in 1980 so you are a Metal Monkey. You are right, I am a Fire Dragon, and dragons and monkeys get on very well.

I will try and keep mocking but I still have left my own computer in storage until I move and then normal service should resume soon.

[jeffrey44]

Sorry for the confusion, I thought I said 'Yang Metal'. My fault entirely.

[jeffrey44]

By the way, are you quiting your job to move to Crawley or is your employer transferring you?

[cwilliams1976]

I don't actually work - I get benefits and claim Housing Benefit for the rent. I am trying to get social services to help move me but the last ones let me down by sending me to Bognor last year where there were some major concerns with the conduct of the people who were working there which is now under investigation.

[jeffrey44]

Sounds like you were unlucky. Did they try to move you in to Bognor's Butlins resort? I know someone who moved to Butlins and everytime he went out in his red coat he got mobbed by little kids. It was terrible for him as he is in his 70s, he was born in the Chinese year of the Rabbit with Yin Earth as his element so you can imagine how sensitive he is.

What kind of work are you looking for? Have you applied for any continuity or radio work? Thats obviously where you talent lies.

Good luck.

[cwilliams1976]

I am looking for data inputting-type work but unfortunately I have had trouble looking for such work in the North West. Also as I am on benefits if I had a job I can only work up to 4 hours a week otherwise my benefits will be affected. It would be nice if I could look for such work, but here goes...

Also, the place in Bognor was run by Allied Care who were unaware of the shenanigans which the people working there were causing to the others; also there were concerns relating to lack privacy.

[jeffrey44]

Hi cwilliams1976. I assume this is still the best way to contact you. How are you doing? Have you managed to move home yet?

[cwilliams1976]

I am still looking into a permanent home in the Crawley area and am waiting to hear further. I have now placed stuff in storage in the local area so now I am waiting for other things to be sorted out so I shall get back to you on that one.

[jeffrey44]

Hi Chris. I can't help noticing that I am still banned from commenting on your videos. That's a shame. I've a lot of constructive things to say if you would only give me a chance. I also have a smashing joke about a frog which I just know you will love.

Hows the house move? Four months ago you were waiting for other things to be sorted out and you promised to get back to me on that one. I haven't heard anything. Are you looking forward to Christmas? What are you going to be doing this year?

[cwilliams1976]

Apologies for that. Anyway, I am now awaiting an assessment from the Crawley CMHT on Wednesday before I can start bidding for any property but at the present time I am staying at the hostel where I have remained since June. I am now attending college courses in the Surrey and Sussex areas.

Anyway, what's the joke?

[jeffrey44]

Hi Chris. Did you have a good Christmas? Where did you spend it?

What did you think of the Christmas continuity on the various channels this year?

[fwankin219]

I would! You are the best announcer and everyone on YouTube loves you! You are great! TV Ark love you for copying their work without attribution!

[fwankin219]

Aw, go on! You are so cool and so loved by everyone.

[cwilliams1976]

You can think again!

[prodge]

Hello, Captain Popular.

[jeffrey44]

@cwilliams1976

Chris! Quick, I need you to reply to this message. Please do so as soon as possible. Hurry up though. Thanks in advance.

[cwilliams1976]

@jeffrey44 Why what's wrong?

[jeffrey44]

@cwilliams1976

Oh, I was just lonely. Thanks for replying. It means a lot. What are you up to?

[cwilliams1976]

@jeffrey44 Just at home at the moment on my own

[jeffrey44]

@cwilliams1976

Nice nice.